Get me laid /b/. What should I message?

Hi hows it going darling I'm from Australia wanna go for a ride on me kangaroo.

>>722993959
Literally just start with "Hey, hows it going"

No question mark

>>722994200
Is that boring as fuck though?

>>722994168
I lold but garuntee she would cringe

>>722994316
dont try and woo from the opener, youll look like a prick.

>>722994316
Its all about how you follow up from the opener.

>>722994547
Bitches get 100s of messages. It has to be something that grabs her to reply

>>722994635
You could just straight up say "How much sass do you have?"

Theres an art to not giving a fuck when it comes to women.

>>722994728
That's literally what I was gonna say lol

>>722994728
It goes along with her retarded bio and is different from what anybody else would message her, and not that cringy. Maybe a bit cringy but not that much.

>>722993959

How you gonna sass me after we fuck and I never text you back?

>>722994804
I say anon should do this instead of a "hey whats up."

More catching and not that autistic.

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"I got 20 bucks"

>>722993959
Does the ass match the sass?

>>722994987
kekeringo

>>722995077
, Cass?

>>722995233
Instantly laid. Nice save bro

>>722993959
so which one's fuckin cassy..

>>722994804
Right

>>722993959

Why waste time...I want to stuff my cock up your ass

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>>722995399
>>722995077

Clever but looks like she has no ass

youu know in dreams sometimes you see things you desire a lot, iv seen ur clothes on my bedroom floor, tomorrow around midnight after a date.
Wanne change future by doing it tonight

fix the grammer shit first you OP, my english is bad