i need help fast guys. i might have really messed up >really

this was about 25 minutes ago now, and im feeling sicker by the minute. im sweating bad right now. might take a cold shower. keep thread alive pls

>>722992637
Sorry to be the one to break it to youbut you're dead. You better call your friend and explain why you aren't coming.

fuck off and die quietly fagggot

Dude call 911 now, nothing else will hel you

>>722992637
I know nothing about what I asume is drugs, whats that?

>>722992637
>Rest assured, the contents of the packet, silica gel, is basically sand and it is not harmful if swallowed.

>>722992637
You'll be fine, just drink water and get something else in your stomach.
In can cause iron toxicity in children and pets, but in adults you'll be okay.

>>722992917
Gonna call myself out before anyone else gets the chance, retard.

OP here, i googled a bit and found this

>it helps to deactivate the neutrons
>Protein (protons) are positively charged. To neutralize this you need (obviously) neutrons.

what has lots of neutrons? Gatorade?

>>722993123
Bleach

>>722992637
Oxy-Guard is not silica gel, it's an oxygen absorber made by clariant.com. Their MSDS sheet is not available on their website. However, a competing company's oxygen absorber does have their MSDS sheet online and it says if ingested: induce vomiting, drink water, and call physician immediately.
https://www.sorbentsystems.com/pdf/oxygenabsorbermsds.pdf

Coming to /b/ for medical advice and not just googling it. yeah, naw.

>>722992637
Fake News

>>722993396
My mother told me to drink a lot of milk but i think thats making it worse.

i want to try the neutrons thing before even thinking about going to a doctor. my face feels really heavy. i probably shouldnt drive but im home alone

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>>722993343

>>722992637
>>722992711
activated charcoal. I could be wrong, but if anything is poison in your body that would absorb it well. You'll be okay OP.

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>>722993123
>>722993123
Protein (Protons) LOL WHAT THE FUCK.

That's not at all how it works... bro charcoal. please listen to me. You can get it at walmart, walgreens, freddies anywhere sometimes its in a liquid solution, this would make it easier for you.

>>722994240
the problem with silica jell is that it absorbs moisture and gets huge. so it becomes a giant ball in your stomach

>>722992637
Swallow some razor blades
The dessicant is usually Si2OH which bonds really fast with the high carbon steel

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>>722994240
>>722994512
this incase of any poisoning, I've saved people from eating too much research chemicals, oral opiate over doses and once my dog who ate a bunch of poisoned birds.. if it hasnt fully absorbed into your system, charcoals the best solution.

"Should I look up how to survive? Naah, lemme just ask the biggest group of trolling assholes on the planet, that'll save me for sure. And while I'm at it lemme just take my time looking for a pic of it online instead of just taking one right hear because that would make my story look believable."

Go away.

>>722994611
I promise activated charcoal, afew tsp of the stuff has like the surface area of a football field. by surface area, I mean space for things, you don't want in your body to bind to. if its silica vs charcoal, charcoal will win.

>>722994854
yea no joke I must have fallen for a troll post.

>>722992637
Call poison control

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induce vomiting

OP here guys i really dont fel goodd. i dont have a phone can i IM 911 or osmething or if i give my address will someone please call for me i think i need help. i just pissed a clear gel out of my butt