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Does any b/astard on here know a stay at home job that doesn't require a high school diploma or GED?

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i have smooth black walls in flat and i want to paint them white. what should i buy and do? by myself, i don't want to hire painters.
pachimari lantern for attention.

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My dad came in my room one day, lowered a sturdy index finger in my direction and said with clarity and force, "Shut up."

I laughed because I thought he was telling a joke, but he followed up his demand with a repetition.
"I said, Shut up."
I stated, "I wasn't saying anything, dad." He hadn't moved his eyes from a hard lock with mine since he first came in the room.
"Three times. Shut up, you insolent little shit."
I was four.
"Dad, I wasn't saying anything! I was singing, okay! I was singing!"
I said, 'Shut Up,' now, you're going to get a spanking if you don't shut up."
"Dad! You're being mean!"
"[redacted], I'm only going to count to three one time, and then you're going to get a spanking, am I clear? Are you hearing me?"
"Dad, shut up!"
"Shut up the fuck up, you indolent shit. I'm gonna fucking kill you, motherfucker. Eat horseshit and die, you ignorant little fuck. If you so much as take one step near me and my Microsoft Combat Simulator I will tear you asunder and piss on your ashes."
"Dad, you're supposed to love me!"

He grabbed me by my arms, but I struggled, and he pinned me against the bed. He said, "Shut the fuck up. I'm raping you. Hear it, sucker." I started yelling for my mom. He growled in my ear, "She went to the store. She'll be right back, do you hear me?"
I started to cry and scrunch my face up.
"Yes, dad."
He pressed his fly into me and I didn't dare move anymore. He would rip me to shreds if I resisted. I felt my pants come off and I remember belts, denim and buttons. I remember grabbing the comforter. I could guess that's why they call it a comforter instead of just a duvet. Blood magic.

The feeling in my ass remains to this day as a monolith to my bloodline's inability to hold their shit together in the presence of young, skinny toddler ass.

This is one of my first memories.

He left no marks and I didn't end up getting spanked after all. My momma came home and I pretended I wasn't holding back tears as I stayed in my room, reading.

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>dog is going away

any tips for drowning my sorrow?

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ITT: Post the best picture that you've ever taken

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Cute scene/emo gurls thread :D

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Emma Watson is My favorite vidya character.

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ITT: we pretend to be ten years from now (2027) in a ITT: we pretend it's 2017 thread

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How does one stop being a degenerate

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>biologically a male
>16 years old
>no hormone treatment or surgery
>looks and talks like a girl

explain this to me?

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S/fur
the ride edition.

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ask a guy who hasn't shit for 9 days anything

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ITT: Worst sex you ever had

>be 18
>there's this party on my town
>lot of tourists
>fireworks ends
>rolling joint with a friend
>2 sweden girls come to ask for weed
>8/10 and a 4/10
>I had a girlfriend at the time, so I cover my friend
>dance, smoke, get drunk
>went to their hotel
>while my mate is fucking the 8/10 on the bathroom im outside smoking with this golem
>fat as fuck, brackets, disgusting smile, I could see from the moon that she wanted to fuck me
>I loved my girlfriend, and she was way better than that bitch
>smoke 3 g of hashish
>fuck her on the blacony of the hotel
>teacher was next to their room
>I see under the balcony and there's this old man watching for way too much time
>I cum in 10 minutes, 0 effort sex
>say "Oh wow, that's so much preseminal cum, hope I dont cum too much"
>20 seconds later boner disapears
>She forced me to eat her with those sausage fingers
>hairy as fuck
>I've never could imagine that someone could produce this rotten fish smell
>almost puke
>wake up my friend who fucked for 3 hours that masterpiece sweden redhead girl
>leave
>leave my girlfriend next week
>never smoked hashis ever again
>been on a light depression and anxiety since
>this was 2 years ago

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Hey /b/, name three things that isn't Larry Gooseman.

>inb4 you can't

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