ITT: we pretend to be ten years from now (2027) in a ITT: we

ayyo fuk wyte bois we ohne de wurld noa

the last 3 yrs have been great after president trump outlawed islam

My fokin dick is gone m8

I wish jerusalem wasn't destroyed

>>723247343

I'm dying from cancer. I won't even be alive ten months from now.

online streaming will be the future of entertainment

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oh what a time to be alive.
>28
>employed
>hot wife with no mental illnesses
>The economy hasn't been better
I was worried for a spell, when the socjus uprising started. All those violent minorities causing anarchy. But trump took care of it all so quickly. annexing the world and replacing the various weakened governments and uniting us under a single capitalist society free of radical ideologies and wimps afraid of punishing criminals because of the colour they are.

This shria law in Europe is making the lives of white minorities hard.

remember when Trump bought australia! man, what a deal!

It's a shame that Corey Booker lifted the immigration ban after he was elected and those Muslims came into the the US and detonated a dirty bomb during that parade.

>>723248351
meh. he got three useful cities and a whole lot of fuck all. Oh well turned out to be a good place to keep the jews I guess.

Here i am, with 31 years old, struggling to fight a war i can't win.

I've been traveling around the world, hiding my true sexuality and avoiding the law. I am the last heterosexual alive.
How could everything change so much in a mere decade? Not even Trump could stand up to them. When he was assassinated in 2021, it was clear to me, the world was doomed. Either way, there is no place where i can be safe. All of humanity is corrupted. While everyone was worried about ISIS and the terrorism threat, they acted in the shadows, slowly preparing to corrupt everything. And it worked. When ISIS was taken over by them, we had no idea what would happen next. It took only two years for them to unify and take over the world.

I'm the only survivor, apparently. Wherever i look now, all i can see are niggers stealing everything they can or blue-haired men penetrating each other's anuses on the streets.
Thankfully, no children on the streets to see such a thing... But is this good? They are all confined in their facilities, being infected, only to be released after adult age to spread the disease.
I need to walk disguised as a black woman in order to blend in without arising suspicion.

I've built several laboratories around the world, all dedicated to find a cure for the disease. Still, no success. It is sad to live alone in a world like this, with no hope for your own species.

Now, here i am, trapped in my own small laboratory located in Mexico. They are outside, trying to break in. They want to infect me. I don't know how much longer this door will last.

Was Hitler right, after all? Did we make a mistake? Did he know things would've come to this? Ah... It doesn't matter anymore. They already broke in. Hopefully my firearms can keep them from infecting me for a while. It is over for me. I refuse to be infected. They'll have to kill me.

We should've done something about it earlier... Now the liberals they have the world in their hands, and there's nothing we can do about it.

Man , Half Life 3 ending blew my mind.

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>>723247343
oh, so its a banana thread ? how boring...

>>723248918
Yeah, it was a good teaser

Fucking newfags thinking they're hotshit posting in 2027, i was here back in 2021

Do you remember 4chan ?

>>723247616

Fucking Liberals always crying about how WW3 wasn't neccessary.

At the rate the world population was growing, we'd hit 10 billion people by the year 2050. Sure it was tragic what happened in India but the current population of 4 billion has really eased the strain on public services.

I'll go as far as to say we were wrong to nuke Turkey but all in all, the world is a much better place now.

>>723249572
good keks whose where

>>723248323
tumblr fags always calling for white to stop being genocides

Guys, I bought a second hand iLaser on Amazon but every time I try to link it to my prosthetic penis it keeps falling off, any tips?

I really want to upload a funny video onto PepsiTube.

>>723248323

Hate crime REPORTED

Okay so my mom was telling me about how when there was a 'United States', you didn't need a passport to visit Texas and the Cali Republic, is this true?

>>723249851
yea and that was before we got rid of all age laws

who else was saprised by the land slide win of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg as president

Polish master race. All hail the Polish overlords. All hail Poland.

>>723249926

Age laws?

>>723247343
It sucks here in the Nederlands, we're being evacuated since the sea is about to spill over the dikes. Posting from the 149th Mosque of Zoetermeer

>>723250035

>wins one World Cup
>all of a sudden thinks this makes Poland relevant

>>723250242
that drink your enjoying used to be illegal unless your 21 and even stranger it was ageist the law to touch your privates even if you said it was ok

>>723249347
you're the fucking newfag, I come from before the 2nd decade

I sometimes what life would have been like if China hadn't declared war on India over that trade deal. WW3 was completely avoidable imo.

>>723250324

Did that law apply to Thirdgenders or just Males and Fe-Males?

>>723250035
Like the polish will ever gain enough power, on an unrelated note did you hear they got this new leader named hedolf litler

>>723250274
Europe belongs to Poland now. Only they can initiate a full purge.

>still being alive in 2027
yeah right op

If only Britain had listened to what the experts were saying. I honestly thought Brexit was going to work but now they're all dead. :(

>>723250407
the law said it applyed to male and female alike
but in reality females got away with it

also i dont care how old i get i will never acknowledge thirdgenders

>>723250480

This is exactly the kind of fake news President Melania was warning us about.

>>723250339
even if the trade deal had passed smoothly, Japans military advances into Central Korea would have pushed Xao Jing Ling over the line, but I feel if Vladimir Putin Jnr didn't get involved it would have stayed Indo-Pacific. He brought the United Socialist States of America into the war because of the treaty signed by God Emperor Trump.

I miss the Great Wall

Man, that first lady is pretty hot.
Hope nothing happens to her.

>>723250013
underrated joke went above a lot of your heads

>>723250508

>I will never acknowledge thirdgenders
>president melania is literally the most powerful thirdgender in the world

You lost, get over it.

>>723250663
fuck you not my president
your all pedophiles and alt righter

Haruhi S3 when?

ok anon who can help with my homework for white history month?

Is this a nostalgia thread?

Remember when Baron Trump (the ex-President's son) shot that journalist and people said it was an accident? They looked pretty stupid after the 2019 assassination. lol

>>723250798

Woah, when did they remove the wordfilter on 'white'? Was this website hacked? Zoz

>>723250799
i cant belive they let him to porn while waiting for trail

>>723250798

>we wuz kings

I wish whiteys would stfu about their 'history' like it was something to be proud of.

>>723250861
10 fuckign years later and your still trying to get zoz to be a thing

i thought that went out when the sonic movie won an oscar

Does anybody remember that great sequel to the Assassins Creed movie? It's kinda odd that the movie can rival Citizen Kane on a critical level but the original sucked balls.

>>723250553
There is no fake news. Europe has been conquered. The kebab has been purged.

>>723250927

Tbf the trial was being sponsored by PepsiPorn, it'd be pretty weird if he DIDN'T record that vid.

>>723251010

Casting Jim Carey (RIP) was a masterstroke, didn't expect that performance from his especially after the Jumanji reboot flopped.

>>723251013

>implying the Russian conquest was a good thing

Fuck off shill.

>>723251154
Yeah, when he monologued in the middle of that crowd I got chills down my spine, shame that his Oscar got stolen by Affleck

Hey guys, remember American Football! I used to love watching that as a kid, why did it get scrapped?

>>723251291
the laws ageist things that promote toxic masculinity declared it problematic

>>723247343
Where did the Jews go?

>>723251289

Did they ever catch him or is he still in hiding?

>>723251345
this guy thinks jews were real

>>723251345

>Jews

I think they're too busy partying with pixies and the loch ness monster, here, you dropped your tinfoil hat.

>>723251451

Oh of course they're real, it says so on Breitbart and PepsiNN... ;)

summering on the moon again this year! gah such a long trip though, 90 fuckin minutes

man I heard trump is going to open these new foucus camps. They sound like they are going to be great.

You're supposed to be in 2017 in this post dumbfucks not in the future

Fuck 2017, if you newbs think 2017 was bad you surely don't remember when there was a nigger as the president. Trump's ethnic cleansing movement was the single most important moment in human history. Aren't you all glad there's only a middle and high class now? The burning of the homeless cleaned the streets up pretty well, but I would have to say the annual purge still helps with that too.

>>723251785

Ever since he was impeached he's been so butthurt. Tbh, the Trump Republic deserves the famine they're currently going through.

>>723251938

>in the future

Your typo gave me an idea. We should pretend like it's 2037, but posting about 2027.

Hey guys, remember when there were only 5 genders and you had to manually educate your children? Gee, I sure hope someone invents knowledge implants soon. Xix

>>723247343
test.

>>723247343
Well, I haven't successfully hanged myself for the last 10 years, but you know what they say, if at first you don't succeed...

man, I don't know WHAT I'm going to do with all of these radical muslims lurking about. I wish someone would just take them ALL away...

>>723253008

>If at first you don't succeed
>Try until your anus bleeds

Oh boy, I can't wait to see Luke, still alive and breathing, in the next star wars film.

>>723253115

Found the non-Muslim, enjoy your ban!

>lol guise emperor Trump will never build the walls amiright

>>723253242
im so glad that discussting pork was outlawed
even if the lack of bacon cause ww3 can you belive those savaged Waring over meat

>>723253393

Even though I think haram meat is disgusting, I think China were right when India only offered them halal trade, afterall we must respect the traditions of other countries.

>>723253242
chill, man I was just pretending. we can't joke around like that now that the United Governing Systems bought 4chan.

>>723247343

White people are disappearing from the general population at an exponential rate. Won't be long until the world of filled with different races of color. The handful of rich white people that run the world rejoice.

tfw everyone was panicking, but you knew what was really happening all along.

>>723253652

>>be me, alien
>>visit water planet, all the ice has melted
>>look at few pieces of land
>>see 1000 white people ruling 500,000,000 non-white people
>>those crazy sons of bitches actually did it

>>723253650
>>723253478
>>723253650

Come on guys, lets get back to the discussion of 2017 so that we can escape the tyrannical terrors of this modern age.

i wanna kill myself, right lads?

>>723253792

This is Pepsi4chan, you can't expect to have a decent nostalgia thread without /pol/ derailing it.

Hurr durr global warming isn't real, we should totally defund the environmental protection agency, half the world's population totally won't die as a result.

Am I doing it right?

so glad we dont jail pedophiles anymore

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RIP 4chan.
2003-2019

I never thought 64chan would last this long after the CP floods of '24.

>>723254167

Yeah, gotta love President Milo.

>>723247343
Gotta say, I'm getting real tired of seeing Madonna stuffing carrots in her ass.