I just paid a girl for her bra & am now sniffing it furiously... how's your day going /b/?
havn't died yet
so pretty bad
Why her bra and not her pantys?
>>723250848
This and how much did you pay for it?
Sup virgins,
How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women and most of you faggots on here are still virgins?
>>723250699
Man ure ugly as fuck
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 it 8/8
Actually absolutely shitty bait
Try again some other time underage faggot
SAGE
sounds like a busy day
No rules
Add rawrimmataco
Add JcoZzee to the group. Total group whore she will take requests for you
>>723249322
r/a98vbza0
baby
life's what you make it
don't escape it
Shut your whore mouth
>>723249466
Life's a bitch and the you die.
>>723249524
no u
>tfw you know 'her' irl
>>723249480
And what is 'she' like?
>>723249480
very sero positive no doubt
>>723249573
real basic
>>723249651
plz no anon
Am I pretty?
yes. Kill yourself
>>723249399
Thanks. I normally feel very ugly.
>>723249296
not as pretty as she is
Which one, wwyd, and why?
What would you do to these sluts
Sisters
>>723249868
zebra, because zebra
Used condom hunting/drinking/collecting thread.
Anyone else here hungry for cum?
Since a couple of years back, I moved house to a new area for college studies so I don't have access to the big trash bags that would be put out at night which were my main source of used condoms. My old town was much more of a college town which made finding them easier as well. My parents' town is a two hour drive from where I live and there are camping facilities there which sometimes have used condoms in the bins.
I currently only have one large one in my freezer. I stuck it into the ice cream container and buried it deep inside because my parents were visiting lol. Not sure what I'll do with it. I'd love to drink it but I know the cum was pretty old when I already found it.
>>723249792
be sure to enjoy that AIDS though, OP
Fucking disgusting
You're fucking kidding me...
Pt. 1
>be me, australian, living in nothern territory
>25, with a real nice girlfriend easily 8/10
>we met at a friend of friend's party and dated ever since
>she works at a laundry company, i work at tech repair
>life is good
>she gets a job opportunity where she can earn double what she did previously
>it's all the way in zhongshan, china
>away 7470 km away
>mfw
>she really wants to go, as it will only be for a few months and the extra money would be good to have
>i let her go, but i stay back to keep working at my job
>she cries a little as she waves goodbye, even though it's only for a while
>two months pass
>not much contact between us, as she is busy with her work all the time
>i begin to miss her
>make plan
>not very rich
>would cost money for both ways
>decide to take boat
>i hate boats, but it will be worth it
>find cheapest boat that will go to china
>only one close is going to maoming
>close enough
>get to docks
>boat looks crummy as hell, almost a rowboat in size
>captain looks like he crawled out from the sea floor
>completely insane
>having second thoughs, but go along with it
>get on board
>boat groans under my feet
>thisisanightmare.jpeg
>we set off
>trip lasts a few days
>i spend most of it huddled in the corner hoping not to be swept overboard by wave
>i actually survive the whole trip, only hurling 3 times
>we arrive in maoming
>i travel to zhongshan (get lost a few times)
>finally arrive at girlfriend's address on the 11th floor of an apartment building
>climb my way up stairs
>getting really excited to see her again
>reach her apartment
>knock on door
>no answer
cont?
Pt. 2
>knock again
>hear some groaning and some suffling
>door opens
>it's her
>she looks like she's been through a shredding machine
>look terrible
>she seems surprised to see me, but not in a happy way
>"what are you doing here anon?"
Just though I'd visit
>"why'd you bother coming all this way? i'll be back in only two more months?"
>she looks stressed
>"look, i've got a lot of stuff to clean, so i'm a little busy!"
>step into her apartment
>piles of clothes and other stuff covering the entire floor
>place is a mess
Are you going alright?
>go in for a hug
>she pushed my away
>wat.png
>she starts groaning, holding her head and talking in what i assume was chinese
Maybe this was too much for you...
>"i'm fine! look, you being here is really throwing me off of my rythm, my stride!"
>step back a little to the wall, she looks really agitated
Are sure you're gonna be-
>"YOU'RE SLOWING ME DOWN, I'VE GOT ALOT OF WORK TO DO AND I NEED TO KEEP A MOVE ON!"
>step back from the shock of her shouting so loudly
>feel the back of my leg give way to something
>her windowsill
>she looks horrified as i fall back out of her window
>see my entire life flash before my eyes
>screaming
>crying
>beeping
>my alarm is beeping
>wake up
>turn to my phone and call up girlfriend
>she's still here in NT
>"why'd you call me up anyway, anon?"
>i explain
Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little rowboat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
Didn't want no one to hold you
What does that mean?
And you said...
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh no
I've got to keep on movin'
>>723249703
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
I said a lot of stupid stuff to normie girls that later became memes to my friends. This is one of those stories.
>be me
>be 15
>have a problem with saying jokes just to make myself laugh
>in a speech class and spent the last couple months getting in good with the attractive girls
>I am NOT the alpha
>I'm seated in the epicenter of hot girls
>teacher is talking behind me
>"Girls just tend to be more mature than guys"
>autism kicks in
>say to myself way too loudly while slamming my fists on my desk "fight me"
>hot girl looks to me
>think to myself "gotta explain myself"
>autism kicks in. "Nuh uh motherfucker"
> "I...I did this for me"
>girl bursts out in laughter
>give awkward smile
>mfw it becomes a joke to me and my friends
>>723249664
wtf
>>723249664
>became memes to my friends
YOU are a normie, fuck off
>>723249664
absolute what
Hey guys what is your favorite fast food sandwich?
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>723248994
I appreciate it anon.
>>723249882
hey thanks! :^)
I hate Mc Chickens
Gf right now
>>723249857
i just saw this in a creepshot thread saying it was the dudes sister
post a timestamp faggot
Faggot detected.
10/10 thread part 2
>>723249806
WOW
>>723249806
Age/Gender?
>>723249840
25/mentally disordered
>>723249840
obv age and genderfluid
>>723249840
43/male
fuck you
> last year of brazillian high school
> biology class
> fucking bored
> teacher divided in members and cephallotorax
> can't bear him
> starts asking kek for divine help
> starts thinking about what to do
> feels like studying Formal Logic and Truth Tables
> feels like watching Kill la Kill
> what should i do?
>>723248214
How much is a Brazillian?