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Jail Stories

>be me
>get weed charge in shitty state
>can''t make bail
>have to stay a couple of weeks
>everynight a few mins after lights out, I yell out REEEEED ROBIN!
>a couple of people would reply YUMMM
>after a few days the whole dorm would reply YUMMM
>guard starts getting butthurt because it's against faggot jail rules and out of his control
>one night he snaps
>turns on the lights, demands to know the culprit
>nobody says anything
>he says the whole dorm loses commissary for a week
>I give myself up
>mfw he makes me do an extra chore in the morning
>mfw everybody likes me and give me free shit out of their commissary after that

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:06:10 Post No.723321845
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>>723321562
Is that picture shooped or are they hookers? Why are they standing so close to guys who look like that? How? Are they stupid rich? I have many questions.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:31:04 Post No. 723318209 [Report] [View this topic]

Asian sluts...

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:32:37 Post No.723318354
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No one likes slutty Asian girls? Preferably when they're sucking white cock.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:35:45 Post No.723318685
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>>723318642

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:31:51 Post No. 723318278 [Report] [View this topic]

409 girls

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:34:26 Post No.723318552
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:35:42 Post No.723318681
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>>723318278
more?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:03:22 Post No. 723321572 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm uncircumcised but my dick looks circumcised. Meaning that even though i'm intact the foreskin fails to go over the head at all.

I had tight short foreskin years ago but stretching helped expose the head and now it will not cover again.

Is this normal or am I fucked? Anyone else with this issue?

Dick looks like pic related when soft (a bit shorter)

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:07:09 Post No.723321948
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>>723321572
you're circumsized, deal with it

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:08:04 Post No.723322045
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>>723321572
Try a bit of restoration. My buddy's is like yours

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>>723321948
My dick was like "degree 2" before I streched it. Was painful to masturbate

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:53:25 Post No. 723320565 [Report] [View this topic]

Drawthread

Lewd edition

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:54:41 Post No.723320693
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>>723320565
Harder!

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:55:26 Post No.723320766 [Report]

reply to this post or else you gay af lmao

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:55:29 Post No.723320771
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:55:29 Post No.723320771 [Report]

>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)

RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:57:21 Post No. 723320986 [Report] [View this topic]

Don't worry, boys and people who are actually politically competent.

We'll make headway in 2020 with Gavin Newsom, gonna stomp that Trump joke.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:03:23 Post No.723321576
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:03:23 Post No.723321576 [Report]

Andrew Cuomo has a chance too.

As does Al Franken.

But really, Elizabeth Warren is who the excitement and the money will be behind.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:04:42 Post No.723321700
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:04:42 Post No.723321700 [Report]

>>723321576

Elizabeth "The Fake Indian" Warren?

Kek. Yeah. OK.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:05:10 Post No.723321744
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:05:10 Post No.723321744 [Report]

>>723321576
There's going to be a lot of demand for a black or minority candidate.....Corey booker is always going to be there waiting, he's quite Obama like.

I also think if Van Jones runs for office, he'd win

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YLYL thread

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>>723319967

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:46:46 Post No. 723319803 [Report] [View this topic]

Quirky things we think only we do. Part two. Where is the garbage man jerker and is cum absorbable into the skin? Bring all your fucked up shit like this in hurr

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:47:47 Post No.723319918
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>>723319803
The sound of cats cleaning themselves puts me to sleep

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>>723319918
Aha good start. When I pull out from anal I never do it slowly only so she has more of a mess to clean up and learn from

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Bermp. Who here faps as a cutlet without the head and just the shaft?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:31:50 Post No. 723318277 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does Canada exist, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:33:08 Post No.723318401
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>>723318277
Why not?

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>>723318277
Why not?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:33:39 Post No.723318465
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:33:39 Post No.723318465 [Report]

to make me

ANGERY

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:45:52 Post No. 723319719 [Report] [View this topic]

I have the picture that was posted on 4chan not too long ago - which knocked down 4chan for a period of time. Quads gets the pictures. You won't believe your fucking eyes. Life on earth is changing - forever.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:47:04 Post No.723319836
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>>723319719
the fuck are you smoking

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quads get

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>>723319719
roll

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:21:02 Post No. 723317117 [Report] [View this topic]

Wwyd to jewbitch Lacey?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:19:44 Post No. 723316980 [Report] [View this topic]

Post on entry

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:21:14 Post No.723317136
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mobile here, post link

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add me

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Add binary010101

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:20:09 Post No. 723317030 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/ im dating a girl and she says her ex's penis was huge, so naturally I need to see his penis.

ITT suggest ways I could a picture of this man's dick

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:22:10 Post No.723317251
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>>723317030
>so naturally I need to see his penis

why do you faggots keep coming here

>>>/lgbt/

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>>723317030
snap him from her phone and say 'I really miss your dick can I see it one more time'

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:22:28 Post No.723317275
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:22:28 Post No.723317275 [Report]

OP just ask him. If it's truly the eighth wonder of the world, he'll show you.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:06:04 Post No. 723315544 [Report] [View this topic]

I've smoked a 1/2 lb of bud since New Year's and am now taking a tolerance break.

Ask me anything

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:08:07 Post No.723315738
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:08:07 Post No.723315738 [Report]

I took 100 hits of acid total in 2016.

I actually had a third and fourth eye.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:09:16 Post No.723315858 [Report]

>>723315544
I've smoked daily up to an eigth since 2003. Never took a break.

Why are you such a bitch?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 03:10:32 Post No.723316003
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>>723315858
Why are you such an unproductive waste of space?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/