Quirky things we think only we do. Part two. Where is the garbage

>>723319803
The sound of cats cleaning themselves puts me to sleep

>>723319918
Aha good start. When I pull out from anal I never do it slowly only so she has more of a mess to clean up and learn from

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Bermp. Who here faps as a cutlet without the head and just the shaft?

two the otehr guy that likes obscenely hot showers

when I shower i generally like to near scald all of my skin, wahtever sweatoil/dead skin or whatnot turns into this layer of grime you can kinda of rub/shed off. im not sure if i like or dislike the feeling after but i do it regardless.

>>723320735
Cold showers suck

Started doing this as a child. On cold nights, I pull my blanket up over my head but leave an opening like I'm looking out a cave. I pretend like I'm in the Rebel base on Hoth, the rest of the base is under the blanket with me and I'm keeping a lookout for the Empire.

>>723320822
Lol sweet. Does anybody else look more near the hood of their cars when driving rather than into the horizon?

any1 else like sounding/urethral play?

>>723321166
Good one. I dont think I could. I'm scared of catheters. I put paper towels into a pan that just cooked bacon to clean the grease easier

Bjj pillow strangler/ werewolf enthusiast reporting in. I'm also fond of chasing shots with grapes. Dirt cheat bourbon goes down easy with some red grape chasers.

>>723319803
Anybody into docking? My one buddy showed me how he comes into or inside his fiveskin then just lets it goop out for easier cleanup. He claims he always comes too hard so this is why he does this if fapping. Was kinda hot to see

>>723321166
As a nurse I stuffed tubes in dudes dicks and that wasn't fun for anyone. Hard pass.

>>723321247
I do this too. So wasteful. Idgaf

At night when I'm going to bed I spell random words with my toes or fingers.

>>723321508
Me neither. I also litter like a mofo

>>723321426
Fiveskin?

>>723321247
>>723321458

honestly it felt nicer before, im not sure whats changed, it went from feeling hot as fuck to jsut being slightly uncomfortable, burns to piss, piss comes out in wierd streams sometimes.

however, if i have enough time, and enough precum, and can get teh sharpie in... no orgasm has ever came as close to when I push it out with jsut my cum.

>>723321540
I write out words im thinking. Onto paper you know? Like doodling. Only i guess more strange
>>723321580
Foreskin but a little bit extra amount of it. Overhang I guess you could say. Not all uncutters can do what he did I'd imagine

>>723321643
Hot, anon

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>>723321643
... are you saying sharpie cause it's a 4chan meme or have you really got a sharpie in your dick before?

Am I the only one who feels that the majority of this thread is OP talking to himself?

>>723321805
only the first 2 inches or so

>>723321695
Oh, like in hentai sometimes. Didn't realize that was a real thing.

>>723321883
Only two inches of marker. Only. Anon you'd probably win the regional sounding tournament and qualify for nationals.

>>723321895
It's called acroposthion

>>723319803
i can "pop" (like how you would "pop"/"crack" your knuckles) both my upper ear cartilage and my ear lobe by pulling hard at a certain angle, i can also pop my bottom lip by pulling it and also if i shift my hard dick in a certain way, it pops too.

>tldr i love popping all joints of my body including my peepee

>>723321883
>>723322085

I've been doing this shit since I was 10 because I thought the clit was a little antenna/rod thing inside the vagina and had brilliant idea that if that would go down my dick she'd have the best orgasm possible.

I figured sex stuff out on my own...

and no there is obscene gross sounds, I usually use some rod that is the same diamater as an airsoft bb, because it was some thing to unjam airsoft bb's from barrels

>>723319918
i am horrified. cuz my cat is doing that behind my shoulder directly near my ear at this very moment.

>>723322177
Sounds like Mike Tyson trying to say act potion. "I wath tryin to do good in da hangova so I took acroposthion"

>>723322361
Close to a winrar so far

>>723322424
Lol faaaaack

>>723322362
Did you ever get a girl to clit fuck your cock? Serious question.

>>723321852
Still think this is the case, anyone?

>>723322361
fuck same here i can pop like everything

>>723322499
my phones not working atm but i really would love to make a video of all my popping. i guess first i would have to find a way to keep my identity concealed bc its lowkey embarassing :(

>>723322774
The fuck are you talking about you paranoid face eater? Tell stories or go

>>723322803
can you pop your bottom lip? this is the one im most curious if others can do it too or if its just my weird ass self.

>>723322809
That's not embarrassing at all. It literally cannot be found to be yourself

>>723322774
Take your damn meds anon

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>>723322610
no the reason im so perverse is that I made myself this way so I could give myself another excuse for not getting a girlfriend because she wouldn't be into me. im a fucking kissless handholdless virgin dood.

>>723322589
as i touch my self

>>723322910
maybe not embarassed, more like abnormal. eh fuck it im not a punk bitch. once i get my phone working again i'll make a video

>>723319803
>>>/qa/catalog

>>723323040
Don't pass out on us now. I'm rolling a joint
>>723323066
Noice. Do it

>>723323007
How old? There may be hope for you yet

>>723323084
What? So random stories are not ok because I reflected back on another thread in here of the same. Mmkay

>>723323197
almost 20, just met am eGirl trap on 4chan a few months ago, currently making that work, but technically still KHV.

>>723323366
hey I got dubdubs

>>723323231
Ignore the bait anon. These are classic /b/ threads. Every now and then you find those guys like the dude that saves his floss leavings.

>>723319918
I have insomnia issues, and the solution I've found is fourfold:
-an 8 hour ambient vid on Youtube
-coupled with an 8 hour train sound vid on YT
-while watching a dashboard vid of some trucker driving the highway
-and also listening to a random broadcastify.com feed

....weird, I know....

>>723320395
me. I also only cumm in my pants/boxers. Feels much better in my opinion

>>723323515
OMG!!!

>>723323366
Alright, there's still hope. Low key I was waiting for you to say you're like 35 or something. Stay the course and be bold, someday you'll find a mate to stick something up your dick for you.

>>723323600
ambient music* I mean....

>>723321368
do you chew the grape?

>>723323600
Simultaneously?

>>723323756
yes

>>723323753
Yeah shoot swallow then pop the grape and start chewing immediately, the grape juices clear all that cheap stuff out and leave you with a grape day.

>>723323805
Have you tried ambien? Or whiskey?

>>723323931
Lmao

>>723319803
I always walk with my big toes pointing upwards

I also have borderline OCD things about me such as
>when buying coffee in a public place, i always place the lid aligned with where both ends of the plastic cup meets being a straight line
>when smoking a cigarette, i must be checking millions of times that the line of where both paper ends meet is facing downwards
>when eating muffins, i always split the top from the bottom and eat the bottom first
When i have multiple muffins, i split them all and eat all the bottoms first

Nothing special i guess, that's all i can think on top of my head but i'll reply to this post if i can think of others

>>723320977
I used to only be able to ride my bike like this. As soon as I looked up from the front wheel I would lose balance.
But then I turned 8

>>723323686
tvym m8
ye im glad I met her because right before I finally was accepting that id probably end up marrying some golddigger once I get an engineering job.

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when i was little and i had to shit i would always cover anything with a person on it, because i thought it was watching me defecate.

it moved from just anything with people to literally anything remotely similar to an eye

i can't fucking stand lukewarm food

if it's supposed to be hot, it better be hot enough to burn me

>>723323600
I've had really bad insomnia for years

GABA capsules fixed it, literally

I'm not taking them anymore but you have to try it, from the first night it worked and was the first night in years that i'd had a full night of repairing sleep without interruptions

Felt like i rediscovered some arcane occult knowledge

>>723321883
Kys degenerate

whenever i fapped i felt that i had to say the name of the pornstar (or cartoon/hentai name, whatever i was watching at the time)

if i didn't, masturbating was a sin

>>723324114
How many muffins can you eat? Try to exercise some restraint for your health you fat fucking fatty. Protip: when you reach for your fourth muffin, grab a cigarette instead. The nicotine is a stimulant and hunger suppressant. Smoke your way to health anon!

>>723323985
Ambien would make me do really bizarre shit, like pissing in the corner of my room, or ripping pages out of books, and remembering none of it.

Yes I've tried whiskey, and every other booze because I'm an alcoholic. But the sleep those provide isn't all that restful....

>>723324354
but cold pizza, and food that you left on the other side of your desk for two days now!

roast beef dries up into this delcious crunchiness

>>723324124
Everybody says this but i think doing the other way gives tunnel vision and worsens reactions. You can quickly move your eyes up if anybody fucks around. I stay on the line far better this way

>>723319803
When I'm in a 4chan thread, I think about how many lurkers there are as opposed to posters. I consider the variables and draw a conclusion.
Btw I'm Op from the last thread lol, dog licker/ballsack stretcher

>>723324503
Ambien is theorised to have affected elisa lam

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>>723324457
you too my dood
you too

>>723324439
GABA didn't do it for me, melotonin didn't do it for me, but I found a melotonin/GABA pill and that shit worked wonders. Didn't help me get to sleep at first but once I got to sleep I slept like a fucking champ and that got me straight.

>>723324439
Gabapentin?

Been on it, and it did indeed help...just waiting to get set up with another primary care doc so I can get a new scrip....

>>723319803
I SWEAR CUM IS ABSORBABLE BY THE SKIN?

>>723324855
Doctor gave me trazodone today for sleep

>>723324467
kek, that's kinda adorable

>>723324909
You're prolly right in most meaningful regards

>>723324478
Holy shit dude, it's funny how much pretentious and judgmental you come off right off the bat

First of all
>i'm 150 pounds 5'8 and am skinny/tones
>the only times i eat muffins are when i go to Tim Hortons for a coffee and i always buy 2 raisin & bran muffins
Before that it was McD's large coffee and 2 fruit & fibers muffins

I can't eat anymore of those fruit & fiber muffins and other than that, i hate McD's scrap junk

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>>723324909
Only if you rail that shit

>>723324201
O fuck me too. Turn away all the handsoap spouts, can't let them see.

Whenever Im walking I take a tree leaf and fold it in many pieces

>>723325294
Fuck. That guy was a mad scientist mixed with a goof

>>723324710
That case was weird and fascinating as fuck. Anthony Jeselnik had a good bit about it when I saw him do stand-up....

>>723324855
No dude, not some bullshit pharmaceutical psychotropic drug

GABA, look it up

Some claim it to be an amino acid, others don't

But it has so much health benefits for your brain and body and is also good to reduce stress
>>723324814
Haha i tryed Melatonin caps YEAAAARS before GABA

Never ever worked

>>723324931
I've had that but it made me so drowsy the next day....

>>723325155
You think the guy advocating smoking as a healthy alternative for food is being serious? That's cool man, you're Canadian. I'll forgive you for having a stunted sense of humor.

McDonalds has muffins in Canada? With fruit and fiber? The healthiest thing McDonalds has in 'Merica is made of grease and sadness.

>>723325294
Cant wait until he gets caught by the cops and the lab tests come back

>>723325507
I'll look into it, thanks anon :)

>>723325479
I'll check it out
>>723325589
I fear this but i have a physical job and better than anything else ive tried methinks. Nothing red bull cant fix

I still play Pokemon Go

>>723325457
Real talk I'm starting to consider doing this. I'm in LA county, someones gonna snort my jizz for sure.

>>723325764
I'm waiting for the dick-cracker guy

>>723325294
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude's a fucking savage motherfucker

Imagine people being like
>hEy D00d ChEcK tHiS sHiT oUt!!! I found this in the washroom, wanna snort some with me?
>h3llz yea ni99er!

>>723325681
What would they charge him with? It's not illegal to have your jizz on you. Otherwise half of /b/ would have to turn their underwear in for evidence.

>>723324439
I didn't like when i was on it. I kept forgetting where i put things.

>>723322871
YOURE LYING

>>723325294
Saved
Holy hell

>>723322871
How can you pop a lip? Like what pops? Your teeth?

>>723325634
lol it's not even about being a Canadian

Guy was assuming shit he pulled outta his ass, i felt like stating the facts

But yeah dude they do have
>cranberry orange muffins
>double choclit with oreo crumbles on top
>blueberry
>carrot
>fruit and fiber
hell last time i went to McDick's(months ago) they had waiteresses and served a bunch of viennoiserie and tactile panels to order your food

I'll be honest, it weirded me the fuck out

>>723325967
What?

i played this weird game every time i got in a car when i was a little kid. everytime i saw a word on a road sign/store i would split it up into pieces in my mind. like find different lines of symmetry and groupings if that makes sense? so if i saw a sign that said "turnpike" in my mind i would go

tu rn | pi ke

tur n | p ike

turn | pike etc.

i did it constantly for years and probably stopped as a teenager, but still went through phases after that. autistic shit, i know.

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>>723325294

>>723325950
idiot

>>723326530
turnpike
turn pike
kunt ripe

When I was really young I thought Dr for roads meant Doctor. I'd pass by Pomona on the freeway and go oh, there's Dudley Street, and there's Fairplex Doctor. To this day I'll say Fairplex. Just Fairplex. Cause I fucking know I'll say Fairplex Doctor. That shit got ingrained real deep, real quick.

>>723326768
You make a compelling argument.

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>>723319803
I hold in my shit and hang out in the bathroom, usually browsing 4chan. I also enjoy the humming of the fan. I have no reason to do this and will only do it when I need to shit. I am perfectly well adjusted and happy in life.

I tried to piss in my mouth this one time. Like eating your own cum, other people's is always better

>>723326991
Holy fuck, that picture really rings true

>>723327139
Homosexuality helps make it not true. Fall of mankind came from somewhere and it wasn't no two faggots

i think up strange manifolds and try to compute their homology in my head

>>723327139
Mhm. This one rings especially true on /pol/. Join the fold, friend.

>>723321426
I come in my foreskin too. That's uncommon?
Do I have excess foreskin? I always thought there was a lot there

I've been saving the leftover sour sugar power from Sour Patch Kids for a while. I'm not sure why yet, but I feel like I'm on the brink of something important.

>>723328191
No. This other guy used to tell me he were uncut but even soft would only go half way down
>>723328275
Lol. Anybody try the squat shit meme yet? Total fucken meme if I've ever heard one

>>723327596
>>723327303
What i got out of this is the following: there's a time where being brainwashed and neurotic will be the norms and when the "normies" will find themselves in front of someone who doesn't buy into the status quo, everyone will gang up on him and conspire into projecting onto him their own madnesses and stupidity because something is "off" with him

>>723328463
What's the squat shit meme?

>>723328589
Wanting to suck logs of divine goodness out of Andy Sixx's ass

I always leave a couple fingernails long when I cut them so I can still open key rings and pry at stuff. I rotate which two nails it is every time.

>>723319803
I clean up after myself at the gym.

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>>723328589
Lol. People make a lot of money selling little stools for your toilet. Pictures of "correct positioning" charts where you're now supposed to face the back of the toilet if at all. Like over/under for TP. The answer is over. And that basically sitting to use the toilet for that is "bad". That "the muscles open more if you shit like a savage". You fall over. Your balls scrape the floor. It hurts. It's harder. What it's like is breathing from diaphragm. That is sitting. Squatting is like being a stomach-breather instead

>>723328904
Because we can't stack books if we wanna do this. Shit's cray cray

>>723328532
Yes. So in other words, the one sane guy in a room full of nutters will be thought of as the nutter and they all sane.

Think about yourself going to a feminist meeting or something to that effect.