Guys, i am really becoming desperate on making friends on the interwebs. do any of you want to be mine or have any tips?
i'm gonna host a club penguin meet on the last day (march 29)
how about that?
>>723326677
cool. but like a month away. anything can happen
>>723326542
give everybody nudes and dickpics until they like you
if that doesnt work say hi and dont be as much of a faggot as you usually are
Personal Template thread
post and ill rate
>>723328486
this is fucking homework
here's mine
I just fucking wetted my bed. I'm trying with all my tools to dispose of it but I guess I'm fucking useless.
Yeah before you ask I'm 19 years old. Yes I am an amazing faggot and the last time I wetted my bed I was like 7.
How the fuck could this happen? damn
I think I made this problem WORSE (yeah that's possible) because I tried pouring water onto it and drying the water and now the stain is way larger, although it seems easier to clean now.
How do I proceed /b/?
>>723328667
Use paper to suck it in.
I mean i did a bunch of coke yesterday and shit myself.
Stfu man up.
Does anyone know the best songs to play on guitar in order to ask someone out?
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut0rqG2QL_w
>>723327916
dammit by blink 182 is super easy to play and makes the girl's panties wet. Don't use it to ask her out but you can use it to woo her over
>>723327916
fleetwood mac - landslide. every girl knows it and you wont be some gooby playing wonderwall or some other gay sappy shit.
will hs and I bang tomorrow night?
reroll
Will I shoot up my school?
Will I get popular for drawing club penguin porn?
roll trips. you name
"Poo Poo Weapon Pee"
ass
Knife
Trips predicts next country to suffer from a terrorist attack, 6 digits predicts the date
Bora Bora
japan
America, Washington DC
3/7/17
cute men that we can fap to together
>and share our lusts
>>723328688
don't care if it has a dick or vag: the thread
Why is the world so cruel and evil /b/?
>>723325803
Because you touch yourself at night
>>723325803
cuz u being white and shieet
>>723325803
because it's easier to be bad or to do evil than it is to be good and do what is right.
Alright you niggers, I need a little advice.
Basically, my girlfriend is being distant with me, and she mentioned she is just trying to protect her heart. When we hang out in school, she just gives me cold shoulder for no apparent reason, but when we hang out one on one, all she does is kiss up to me. I'm just wondering if I should play hard to get, or is there anything else I can do.
Forgot to mention, yesterday I learned about women's shit tests and how failing them affects their attraction towards you. I wonder if I can do something about that as well.
Thanks, you fuckers, have some tits
>>723328456
ur on b the answer is kill yourself or shes cheating dump her
>>723328456
>protecting your heart
women who need to be coaxed into being emotionally intimate are a plague. dump her
Cmon you fucks
New pics you shouldnt share.
Gf/ Ex/ Wife Edition. Continued.
>>723326221
>>723326450
more of her wet lips
>>723326221
show face
Dubs reveal dick and balls or pussy
>>723327673
heres some dubs, fuck off
>>723327673
Let's see
>>723327811
win
Prove me wrong
i cant
Looking for an actual femanon. If youre on here what is your opinion of 4chan?
>>723328140
femanon here. OP is a faggot and 4chan is kill.
kill yourself.
Mexicant Thread! JAJAJA What's up muricas!!! >:v Look at my white skin ubermech alpha hyperborean man style ¡White pride! AJAJAJAJ chingue a su puta madre Trump!!!!
>>723328424
Que pedo anon de donde eres?