/b/ What do certain alcoholic drinks taste like? I ask because I'm not in a position to get any. What does vodka, tequila, gin, bourbon, scotch, and all those taste like? I know they depend on brand, but is there a general description for each?
>Vodka
Tastes like shit.
>Tequila
Tastes like shit.
>Gin
Tastes like shit.
>Bourbon
Tastes like shit.
>Scotch
Tastes like shit.
>And all those
Tastes like shit.
>>723328095
Well okay den
>>723328095
This is about all the information you need
Are you buying one /b/ ?
On April 8th
>>723327607
Hard to justify a $400 Zelda machine.
>>723327607
I missed all of the pre-orders but thinking about trying to pick one up release night,
>>723327691
even more so if you consider the new zelda is also releasing for wiiu
This is Trumps official White House portrait. What do you imagine went through his mind when he approved it?
That combover is the epitomy of denial.
He was probably high on coke. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/the-donald-and-the-dealer-173892
Just because he doesn't drink doesn't mean he doesn't do coke
>I have a nice neck pussy
ylyl
Reddit tier
>>723325523
I'm going to be kicked out of where I live in around a month and probably end up in a homeless shelter. I've lived in the middle of nowhere TN and I kinda want to take a bus to where ever and get a fresh start. Anyone have suggestions on decent sized cities to go to? I'll be homeless regardless
I may be willing to board you in Cleveland, OH. Depends on what you have to offer me.
>>723327199
Lived here most of my life*
>>723327369
I'm good at menial physical labor and house work and I can kinda cook. I really just want a job, but where I live it's 30 minutes to any town
I love those little rushes of horniness I get when I think about you, just makes me wish I could grab you and tear off all your clothes I need that right now
>>723328310
Y-you too
>>723328310
Th-thanks
>>723328310
ITT: We make the greatest meme of all time
Trump's already president. I think that was enough.
>>723326694
this is not why people label him a racist
>>723327427
Y tho?
I loath the way the media criticizes Trump while also not approving of Mr. Trump's conduct.
What do?
>>723327140
Stop crying and get laid
>>723327140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOujo52w2Jg
>>723327140
i heard a rumor someone found an IRL alien tonight, threads about it get deleted instantly, the pictures removed and the posters banned.
Does /b/ know more?
>>723328629
>>723328993
Same anon here. It's part of an art project I think.
s p o o k y
Can we all just take a second and be completely honest here, "political correctness" aside.
Milo REALLY didn't do anything wrong.
He's on video asking Joe Rogan "You've never seen a 15 year old you think is hot?". Joe answers "NO! Maybe for other 15 year olds!".
Joe is always a pussy when it comes to saying controversial things.
Can we stop acting like there aren't bangin hot 15-18 year olds? I mean fuck guys. That's high school. Think back to when you were in high school. Picture the hottest girl in your class. She's fucking smoking hot right? She looks like a woman. She acts like a woman.
The idea that they're "oh so young how dare you rape these ignorant little children" only really applies to actual kids (which IS fucked up). If we're talking about 15 year olds? They have the bodies of adults guys. They WANT to have sex. They aren't dumb. I remember when I was 15-18. I was dealing drugs, smoking pot every day, getting drunk all the time, having life changing experiences on LSD, having passionate sex...I was most certainly "younger" mentally. I was still learning about myself, and the world. I was still growing as a person. BUT - I was at a stage of development where I was ready and willing to learn about sexuality.
Can we stop pretending 15 year olds are these mindless children, who, without outside influence of "predatory" adults, would otherwise be sexually abstinent, and acknowledge the fact that they are perfectly capable, and willing to engage in sex, and learn about their bodies and sexual identity?
Roll 2
Hit the nail on the head.
Only difference, I sold bathtub crank and other girls in my class's poon for more crank.
In high school anyways.
>>723327638
>blah blah blah Milo is being persecuted just for speaking his mind
This is what happens when the average /b/ conservitard goes into the real world and realizes no one wants to put up with their shit.
Tribute bread
>>723325860
magic
>>723322510
I dont get it
>>723326817
ah, i was just too interested in the cheats to notice if it had any other features i guess. but that's neat, what are you planning to do with it
Who summoned me?
/b/ have you ever done or received a golden shower? Would you or would you not.. anon your out put in this matter got plans.
Only R. Kelly can pee on me. And I'm a 15 year old African American, son!
Im going to find a hooker tonight, the most ugliest, disgusting looking waste of skin, knob goblin, junkie whore.. their would be no contact all, ill fap and pee on its face. Golden baby shower any suggestions anon? Ill be back with the feed
messed around with it with a freaky old goth GF I had. I found out I'm not really into it. I'm not into most fetishes I think I have once I actually try them. I'm just into the fantasy of it.
Piss is gross. It stinks and tastes bad. But the idea of some sexy chick pissing on me or me pissing on her still is kinky to me. I just know I wouldn't actually enjoy it.
Can we please fucking replace this character? I am so sick and tired of seeing her stupid fucking face every time I get a 404 page that it triggers me like a SJW. Jokes aside, I fucking hate her!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>723328411
You done m8
Story time
>be me, university man
>6/10, fit
>meet qt3.14 asian girl at a frat party
>talking goes well, we have math together
> she leaves with her friends
>disappointment.jpg, but wait:
>texts me later to come over
> we mess around but no sex
>she's a virgin, doesn't want to lose it
>fuck.png
>but she continues to ask me to come over
>every Friday and Saturday for 6 weeks
>still no sex
>one night she asks if she can sleep over
>sure
>same thing happens, still no sex
>she is mulling it over though, I can tell
>a few days later, she sleeps over again
>finally have sex
>4/10 experience, don't fuck virgins
>shower off, cuddle until we fall asleep
>cuddle the following morning as well
>things are going well
>starting to really feel something for her
>after she leaves, I text her
>gonna ask her to be my girl
>no response
>ever
fast forward a week to present day, I have sent 3 more texts, still no response.
she also looks down at the ground whenever we pass each other now
what the fuck is wrong with women?
Sumthin was wrong with you that she found out after you turned her lady parts into shredded beef from the butcher shop. Send like one more text or just talk to her outside of class one more time if not bruv u gotz to move on.
Move on. Best advice you will ever receive.
>>723327868
How bad did you fuck her?