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>>723475032

Learn to lick cunt like a pro?

>>723475080
Can't trust that sweaty college poon mate

Never know what's been in that

>>723475032
You might be gay. I heard about it once.

/b/ IS the alien

>>723474375
Ayy lmao

>>723474375
Ask your questions
There are a lot of us lurking here
Anything specific you wanna know?

its full. someone wanna make a new oe?

REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

Fucking 4chan won't let me post the link. Keeps thinking it's spam...

>>723475149
NYPA

>>723475079
who's this hottie?

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>>723474971
Well here is a tip

Assuming you are at least half good looking and not a total sorry fucking loser your mom is probably one of the easier lays you can get.

>what??? No way?!

Yes way friend

1. Your mom is a middle aged woman who is horny all the time, chances are your dad and her's sex life is absolute shit

2. You are , most likely, a seemingly better looking version of your dad.

3. The only people women love unconditionally is their children. Your mom would do anything for you.

Seriously, you think I'm kidding but I'm not. Most likely the only thing stopping you from being balls deep in your mom is just the balls and the will to make a move.

Now my mom is not attractive so I have little interest in going there but I have no doubt that I could have her on all fours on the kitchen floor if I felt like it.

Sisters, now sisters are hard; unless you are so insanely attractive that it overrides her mind and turns her into a cock guzzler . Or I suppose if she is like a crack head or something. Chances are sister fucking is out unless you are uber Chad.

Daughters. Once again let's assume you are above average in attraction or this isn't happening. women as we all know are attracted to dominate alpha men. And I'm a young girl's life who is more top dog than a father? And you have the power dynamic of a father daughter relationship. Girls would be more willing to do what you ask since you are the patriarch.

Now if you are a girl it's easy to seduce your dad or brother just make it obvious and be aggressive they are men. Sons might be harder unless you are a milf then it's also going to be easy for you.

in descending order the easiest:
>sister seducing brother
>daughter seducing father
>son seducing single mom or mom in a bad relationship
>son seducing mom
>mom seducing son
>dad seducing daughter
>brother seducing sister (the toughest)

Reiterate: this is only possible if you are decently attractive

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Interested?

rabb.it
[Slash] FeetAndPussy

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Fuck feet, Love live is a better idea for a thread faggot

>>723475175
confirmed op, I have pulled out some long ass boogers and it is amazing.

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wish i had one right now to scrape out and chew on.

>>723476556
woah woah woah. eat your boogers. what's wrong with you you sick fuck.

look man this thread is about the natural joy of clearing ones air way and the natural rush you get from that. you can't go around posting sick shit like eating your own body fluids.

you addict

fuck your sick.

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>>723475108

>>723475108
Nope

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>>723475108
Killin myself if I don't get dubs

>>723474372
a what?

>>723474372
depends on the person, yes for a nice girl who cares about you, no to some goldigger who thinks she's mariah carey.

>>723474424

White guys/black girls

>>723475318
nice fingerbox

>>723475318

>>723475587

>>723476110
Hi fellow memer what is a fingerbox? I love learning about new meme's. I'm the top memer at scchool.

The frog rule also only starts when the game does.

Aquifer off :')

>>723474999
...Should I do vanilla instead?

>>723474542
>Bolgomb doplehf
>nahwolp gutooem doggtyapla fohageg
>oobfegyd atteoplg gldamag palapge doplehf
>fohageg fopagle mfopalmge tegaro nahwolp
>atteoplg magepalo doggtyapla fgettop

inb4 someone is actually baited by this

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>>723474542
GAS THE NEANDERTHALS, ROCK WAR NOW.

>>723474896

Put your dick away. "Tribute"? This is really vile. Why don't you make a finger painting using your own shit next?

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>>723474966

>>723475401
Oh fuck, got me a boner

Look fucking amazing.