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Up for a little game of DF Masterwork? You guys run the show.

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Up for a little game of DF Masterwork?

You guys run the show. Dubs decides.
If trips, your order will be prioritized and I will give a dwarf a nickname of your choice.
If trips is 666, I do as you ask and sacrifice 3 dudes.
If quads, I do what you wanted and build a frog statue (out of green stuff if possible).
Trips rules only begin to apply once the fort begins.

We start off with configs.
Dubs decides, trips decides over dubs, quads decides over trips, etc.
You may choose to change an option to your will or switch to the next options tab, but you cannot switch back to a previous tab. This is to make sure we don't get stuck in the launcher.

Strike the earth! Or the config menu, rather.
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The frog rule also only starts when the game does.
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Aquifer off :')
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>>723474999
...Should I do vanilla instead?
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>>723475356
Already off
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>>723475356
>OP here!
This is gonna be slow.
Should I try a different board?

Do samefag, if you will. It'll make this a little less slow.
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>>723475656
I like the idea of it, just a hassle to sit and wait for gets
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Some of the settings could potentially make the game absolutely boring though, be wary of that.
How were you thinking of doing this when you get in game?
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>>723476023
To be honest, I didn't entirely think that through.
I've got very little experience as an OP.
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>>723476023
How about I just make the settings be absolute hell and just go on?
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fuck it lets play
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>>723476265
You don't have dubs, but I like your thinking.

Advanced parameters or basic options?
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>>723476251
Just go max savagery and you'll at least have some neighbors to play with early on.
Maybe bring a hunter so you can poke at them, base your food around meat.
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>>723476380
Just go normal, the advanced settings will take forever.
Picking an embark is where the fun begins.
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>>723476382
Dubs will be to slow, I'll just prioritize dubs if they happen and pick singles at my will.
Not as chancey, but it's faster.
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>>723476382
Liking it so far.
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Have they made the game friendly to non autismos yet?

Name a dwarf Niggit
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>>723476660
It gets less non-autismo friendly every patch from what I can see.
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>>723476660
Not trips, but I'll keep that in mind for when the names roll in.
>Names: Niggit,
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>>723476810
Because 6660, in case you wondered.
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>>723476887
>OP declares new rule. A non-trip 666 results in choosing and/or sacrifice/murder.
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Yes, that was me.
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OP is present.
Do I start now?
Do we keep on choosing?
Go on, guvsies.

>names: Niggit
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Gogo
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>>723476493
good idea
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>>723477455
DUBS! WE HAVE DUBS!
Here we go, /b/uddies!
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is this being live streamed?
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>>723476251
Rolling for this
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Well, shit.

The game is kill.

>>723477817
No it's not.
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>>723478092
i have lost immediate interest then. stream then post.
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>>723478092
IT LIVES
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I was genuinely scared.

Now, fort or venture?
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Was I too early to conclude?
Was I too late to repair??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkI-9P7jkY
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>>723478248
Adventure might be easier, but Forts are where it's at
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>>723478409
THE THREAD LIVES!

So, advy or forty?
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Do fortress
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Adventure. You can't quite genocide treenigger towns in fort mode, can you?
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>>723479466
Dubs and elf genocide, what's not to like.
Aye then!

Our hero is a dwarf named Nuggit, as per the request of
>>723476660

But is he a peasant, a hero, or a demigod?
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>>723479686
Niggit*
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ARMOK WILLS IT!!!
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>>723479686

WE WUZ DEMIGODS AND SHEEIT
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Okay... that's one...or two... but should I really go godly without anyone to say otherwise?

Yes, yes I should. Or maybe not.

>New rule declared: Democracksy. If enough people request the same thing and there is little or no opposition, that choice is taken unless dubs state otherwise.
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Okay, there's only one civ here, so it's not much of a choice, is it?
Let's go with it.
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I need some stats, STAT!
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>>723480385
You're supposed to tell me what to invest in.
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Okay... how's this build?
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>>723479686
rolling for demigod rhesus macaque man
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>>723481560
...a little bit too late, guv.
You can still pick his stats though!

Is the stat chart I provided alright or would you prefer something else?
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>>723481774
fuck sorry I didn't realize
give him 1 weapon skill and put the rest of the points into singing, writing and shit like that
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>>723482049
How's this?
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>>723482378
perfect
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Okay, let's move ahead.

We have our hero, Niggit Coralsprays.
Wait, is that really his last name?

What should his last name be? Should it even change?
Should he be locally important or a peasant?
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>>723482930
P.S. I'll try to get him in a hillocks or something just so we can get death by something other than framerate drop.
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>>723482930
name is fine
important, he's a fucking demigod
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>>723483010
Sadly, important means he'll HAVE to be in a fort, apparently.
I'll do it if I must, but we might face an early lagdeath.
I'll wait for someone else's input before I go ahead, is that good with y'all?
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>>723483159
I say make him a peasant then, it's fine
I rarely play DF so if I say something overly stupid just ignore it
also samefag >>723483010 so you might want to wait for others, though they might have jumped ship
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>>723483266
I'd wait for others, but a) it seems they've forsaken us and b) you got dubs and I gotta be internally consistent.
We can still wait for extra input before I go ahead, but for now, I'll tailor it to your dubbed order.

Fine then. He is Niggit Coalsprays, a peasant from the southern reaches of the Arrow of Subtleties. He worships Lunchesmouths the Pumpkin of Snacking, Goddess of food.

Should any of this change?
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>>723483569
Silly me, I forgot the image!
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>>723483569
I like it.
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>>723483755
And with the 55, this section concludes and we progress to...
His looks.
We can't manually change anything, but we can randomize or stick with it. It's up to you, guy(s).
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>>723483902
it's fine
let's go kill some elves
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>>723484094
seconded
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>>723484094
Agreed. I too grow impatient.

Obligatory personality screen. Do we change or go? First decision goes for this one due to impatioentness.
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>>723484313
yes
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And so our tale begins!
What do?
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christ this is slow
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>>723484605
"Sometimes the wheel turns slowly. But it turns."
-OP

But now we begin!
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>>723484600
killing as many elves as possible in the most creative way as possible is the ultimate goal
like I said tho I'm a df noob so I'm not sure exactly what to do first. Equip up and talk to villagers, I guess? Maybe get a follower?
Also find nearest elven settlement
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>>723484765
Done and done.
Our good friend Logem the farmer was helpful in telling us of a great beast and of a succubus who knows its location. However, we're just here for elf genocide. I got another of the peasants to join my "performer troupe."

We can travel north towards the elven lands, and "perform" some genocide on them.
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>>723485157
yes do that
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>>723485251
I traveled to the settlement closest to dwarven land, so I may get other "performers" to follow me if need be. The elves do not know of our intent yet, and we may rest easy for now. Night is fast approaching and we are thirsty and hungry.
Perhaps we should rest up and gather our bearings before whipping treenigger skulls to oblivion. Or we could proceed right now after a light snack. Or after no snack.

What shall we do?
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>>723485582
I'm conflicted. We can gear up and enjoy the calm before the storm of carnage, or we can go all alexander the great and say fuck this shit, we're attacking right now
anyone else have an idea?
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>>723485904
if it takes irl time to rest, lets just go, otherwise we'll kill more treeniggers if we are rested.
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>>723485974
Doesn't take that long. 8 hours take about 20 seconds on average.
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>>723486150
I say rest then
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>>723485582
I say we eat our +chicken tendies+ and =chocolate milk= and then move in.
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>>723486288
Light snack and night fight it is.

As we move in, I make sure to check the trees for charlies periodically, as you can see here.

I could just fast travel into the town, but I want to make sure we kill the first elf we see.
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>>723486424
It is night now, and we have seen not one elf.
I am lightly bruised, but that's just from jumping off a tree.
Perhaps we should wait for day and see if the elves leave their hidey holes.
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>>723487020
ok, let's wait
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>>723487020
kill and roast one of our followers. Good eats
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>>723487245
Cannibalism? What, do we look like treeniggers?
(our supplies are running low, but we can't do that. I've tried. Even then, it'd be better to snack on the elves)

>>723487142
Did so.
We awake to a new dawn and the hunt continues.
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>>723487585
KILLLLLLLLL the greenies
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>>723487837
Can't kill greenies if there's no greenies to kill.

I've checked what seems like an elven structure (a big tree with a roundish top) but it was desolate.
Has this place already been depopulated? Are the elves so adept at avoiding outsiders? Am I just an unbearable moron? How do you find elves?

We could try our luck to the east, where the settlement density of elves is higher. Or we could keep searching here, though it may be a waste of time.
We could also draw back to friendly ground and help ourselves to their stocks of food (drink isn't important because there's an infinite drink exploit that involves emptying your waterskin and refilling from the emptied water).

I leave the next course of action up to you, strategos.
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>>723488325
get food and go east
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>>723488732
I've helped myself to 10 portabellas from a hillock stock. That should suffice.
I've also gotten 4 more dwarves to join my group, under the false impression of being performers.
En route east now.

There seems to be a larger elf structure before the forest retreats start. It might not even be elven, for all I know.

Do we check the big one or pick on the small ones?
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>>723489490
check the big one
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>>723489490
i think we need to go back to town and get the proper supplies first
/s
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>>723490094
We arrive at Xugato (RabbleSwam) in the Incidental Mire.
Again we thirst and hunger, and again we may fight in the dead of dark. However, the sun is higher than it was the last time, if only slightly. Should we snack up and rest, or should we go in whips cracking and carving knives swinging?
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bumpo
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>>723490581
just fucking do some shit, idk.

Speed this up OP you're losing the last people here. Pause on the fun bits and let us vote, not this crap.
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>>723492184
Searched the place, empty again.

Anybody know if elves just don't show up for non-elves?
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EUREKA!
We've been ambushed!
Not by elves, but by weird thingies called Xen that spit boiling bile.

What do do now?
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>>723492807
options?
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