Listen to this and tell me this administration has it's shit together. http://www.newsweek.com/sebastian-gorka-white-house-terrorism-adviser-angry-call-559805
Also he was once arrested for attempting to bring a gun onto a plane.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58ade36be4b03d80af71bdef
He threatened to sue over tweets.
www.twitch.tv
/ntdonkie
Do what you do best
Nah
>>723478753
k let's make her day fantastic
Tell her that she's a great person and tell her to have a wonderful day
eyy sup /b/?
Post some more of your gross cock so I can shop it getting sucked by fb sluts.
Are you fat?
>>723478711
lmao post results
>>723478569
Jesus. That could be the startings of a hernia. How long has it been like that?
I want respect and to be a hero. Which branch should I enlist into?
an hero
You're not going to be a hero. The wars you fight aren't actually for the benefit of the people.
If you want to be respected by retards: Marines
If you want to be respected by non-retards: Airforce
If you're mature enough to not care whether people respect you: Army or Navy
Coast Guard reserves.
Everytime I see an exciting thread it's going 404.why?
Pic kind of related
>>723479199
Idk man. Same thing for me. It seems like every time I post in a thread the thread ends. Sorry, I guess your thread can't continue past me...
>>723479199
cuz life sucks
i cant stand these wwyd and fb fap threads their dog shit
Alright guys, loli thread up in this /b/itch.
Two rules:
1. NO CP
2. If this thread dissapears make a new one.
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=65
Pedo faggot
>>723479483
Its fine as long as its not real life shit, atleast in some states (?)
What the fuck
>>723478805
He'll break down their nuclear energy program, saying they were funding ISIS, replace it with gas run windmills from cheap oil bought from ISIS
>>723478805
He anyways wanted to lead a Muslim nation
>>723479223
How to get drunk from household shit what's the best mouthwash, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol? Is there anything better than these?
>>723478272
bleach
>>723478272
vanilla extract
>>723478272
Just steal a bottle from the store man, fuck
greentext thread: ill go first:
>Be me
>Be police officer
>Checkpoint duty
>Boring as fuck, it's hot as hell and people are constantly angry
>End me
>Nearing the end of the day
>Fuckyes.jpg
>Get to one guy in a shitty car
>Do the usual questioning, where are you going, can I see your papers, etc.
>Guy is really nervous, stammering and shit
>Suspicious.gif
>Slowly reaches to his glovebox to get his papers
>He opens it
>Smell is unbearable, immediately get nauseus
>See plastic bag
>SUSPICIOUS.EXE
>Ask him whats inside
>Got you now, bitch.
>Retard says "it's just food and stuff"
>Nope.jpg
>Have him hand it to me
>The smell is so much worse
>I open it up
>oh dear god
>I find a horribly mutilated fleshlight with butter stains, duct taped together, falling apart
>IS THAT
>CUM IS DRIPPING OUT OF A FUCKING HOLE
>ALMOST TOUCH IT
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Immediately throw it back at him, fighting the urge to puke
>I have never been more disgusted in my life
>Finish check
>Quit job 2 weeks later
I think I might have aids
>>723478212
Amazing story
Lulz.
>>723478212
Cool story bro, and I'm not being sarcastic.
Vids of sluts getting fucked by monster cocks.
The bigger and more painful the better.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph558519f7af854
>>723479244
How much of a fucking beta faggot are you? Jesus christ.
>>723479244
MOAR
>>723479244
stupid dipshit fag off
94.250.222.150:10196 come join us on our TS server, we are German kids playing League of Legends.
>german kids
underage b&
Come on
Add jerkymcjerkin
>>723478499
Mfw add me rock0228
Or post group name
I can't scan I've only one mobile.
add random_loll
need a funny caption for this picture.
>>723478668
wankpro×3000
>>723478668
WWI veteran in glee as he tries out his prosthetic arm (Colourized, 1919)
Me and Veronica are going steady, she's even modified her body for me. Isn't that right baby?
*left hand nods in agreement*
>be me
>be 16
>smashing hot chick
>wants me to put it in her butt
>scared.jpg
>put it in
>feels good.jpg
>door knob turns
>oh shit.png
>Mom walks in
>visibly horrified
>Mom says Mom what are you doing
>mfw hot anal with grandma
STAWP NOOOOOO XD
WOW, WHAT AN INTERESTING FUCKING STORY! IM SO IMPRESSED! TOTALLY ORIGINAL!
>>723479179
LOL EPIC STORY BRAH I LAFFED WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS YOURE GRAMNDA XD
Rate my soft cock and post yours flaccid.
wow
>>723478669
How big is it erect?
>>723478669
2/10