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How do you faggots feel about Pitbulls?
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They are the niggers of dogs
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NIGGA
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>>723476932
This.
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>be me
>be dad
>have daughter
>daughter comes to my room
i had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you
>I look at my daughter
what did you dream about
its too scary to say can I sleep with you for tonight
>went up to daughter gave her a big hug
you can sleep with me when ever you want
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>>723477178
proceed
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>>723477178
go on
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>>723477243
>>723477303
wasn't planning on a huge green text but i'll try
>went up to daughter gave her a big hug
you can sleep with me when ever you want
>tears start to roll down daughters face
I love you daddy I want to be with you forever
>grab daughters hand
>we walked towards my bed
>I lift her up into my bed
>tuck her in and give her a kiss
I will protect you tonight
nothing bad will happen when i'm here with you
>I crawl into bed next her
>kiss her again
sleep safely daughter just know that I am always watching over you
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If Tom Cruise were a boxer he'd be Tom Bruise
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>>723477426
And if he was tired he'd be Tom Snooze?
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>>723477426
if he was a drink he'd be Tom Booze
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>>723477426
If he were the OP he would be...a huge faggot.
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Alright faggots I need your help. I need to find porn of the lego batman movie and I've failed horribly. You're my only hope.
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Why not Tim and Moby porn?
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I'll post random other stuff occasionally.
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>>723478036
I made a bet that I'm able to find just about any kind of porn and generally I can, but somehow I've come up short repeatedly on lego batman
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My gf of 4 years has a low sex drive, so she doesnt get horny often, she said she only gets horny or aroused like once every 2 weeks so thats really the only time we have *good* sex
Neither of us have dated anyone else in our lives seriously but she suggested that i get a hookup or a FWB because im horny all the time and she feels bad because we have shitty sex wheneber she isnt horny and i dont cum
Whats the fastest/safest way i can fuck some stranger /b/
>pic related is gf
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>>723476948
craigslist
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>>723476948
>she suggested that i get a hookup or a FWB
she is trying to lessen the pain when you figure out she's been cheating.
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Tinder is cash.
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Porn comment thread i'l start
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bump for potential
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:^)
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everyone already lost the game
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I LOST
kys
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>implying people care about the game
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Best race to marry?
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>>723476872
Human
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>>723476872
probably elves, the are tall, stay young a long time and are intelligent
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>>723477010
lol
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Post your sissy hypno pics and vids. Anyone fully turn?
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>>723475800
>black cocks
What fucking kind of degenerate are you?
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>>723475800
If that shit is actually "turning" you and you're not just getting off to it, you have a very weak mind.
>>723475905
The cocks being black is what crossed the line? Goddamn, you people amaze me.
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What would /b/ do with an SD card like this?
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>>723475700
Put it in my ass
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Store half my porn
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Not use it. It's probably bootleg shit that overwrites it's own files to make it seem like it has that much storage.
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/b/ is now a country, and it is time to vote on the president.
Vote!
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moot
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Boris Johnson
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>be usher at movies
>wednesday morning (empty as fucc)
>doing theater checks make sure nobody get fuck without my permission
>walk into john wick 2
>hear moaning coming from front
>"keep it down sir"
>it's a tard and his carer
>"HES SPECIAL HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS"
>lean in and whisper "I will kick you're head in so hard you'll both need another carer.
>they leave
>mfw
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>>723475701
This real? Who the fucks takes a tard to see John Wick?
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put me in the screenshot
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Screen me
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so after catching my girlfriend at her managers house ( he got fired cuz she still works there ) she has agreed to pay me 3 full paychecks ( about $3500 ) to "make it right" in an effort to make her literally pay for what she did.. my question to yall is what is the ABSOLUTE worst way i can spend this money. i was originally going to mail it to a white power charity or somthing to piss her off but i figure i could do something way more malicious. how would you revenge spend your unknowing exes money?
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this is like one big run on sentence
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$3500 on red. One spin.
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IDK man maybe you should just dump her instead of taking the hush money.
that's kind of weird.
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pls explain, ill wait
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>>723475928
What needs further explanation, ill wait
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op here, I need to know why they are not using decent guns
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also pls need to know what happens if they hit a curb going full speed and nut check themselves which causes them to fire a single shot into their comrade in front of them. do they get dishonorable discharge?
Waddup /b/ros. Lets show these stupid betas how superior we are. Alpha as fuck thread, Ill start.
>be me
>randomly get nudes from coworker
>fap to them and then tell her to meet me at this fancy hotel
>forgot about her and played vidya all night.
>Alpha as fuck
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self bumping with da nudes