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This is a bad time to post cause everyone on right now is NEET probably

But how do you get a girl's number randomly?

Just talked to a qt pi at a coffee shop and it went really well, but she was so good looking I figured she had to have a bf and didn't even bother

What's a smooth way of doing it?

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:15:09 Post No.723479333
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hey, can i have your phone number?

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Anonymous
2017-02-24 06:10:54 Post No.723479055
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:10:54 Post No. 723479055 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to know who has her saved, I will post more if you post some of her

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:11:28 Post No.723479095
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:11:28 Post No.723479095 [Report]

"i will post more if you post more of her"

Faggot

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>>723479095
Here's another for you

Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:15:12 Post No.723479336
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>>723479274

Anonymous
2017-02-24 05:38:02 Post No.723477153
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:38:02 Post No. 723477153 [Report] [View this topic]

Is moving out from parents house worth it?

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:38:40 Post No.723477193
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>>723477153
yes

Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:58:08 Post No.723478326
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:58:08 Post No.723478326 [Report]

>>723477153
never
however if you really want to live alone, you should rather make them move out

Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:03:04 Post No.723478599
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:03:04 Post No.723478599 [Report]

make a list of pros and cons and see which adds up the most
now fuck off summerfag

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:41:14 Post No. 723477354 [Report] [View this topic]

Feels thread

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:54:22 Post No.723478095
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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:41:27 Post No. 723477363 [Report] [View this topic]

Cuckold thread pt 2. Share your wife/gf. Others comment or tribute.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:44:17 Post No.723477540
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>>723477540

Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:48:03 Post No.723477756
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Post or comment for replies

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:43:15 Post No. 723477483 [Report] [View this topic]

What's /b/'s favourite liquor?

>pic related

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aquavit masterrace

Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:07:57 Post No.723478864
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>>723477483
Same

Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:15:41 Post No.723479374
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>>723477483
Did you just randomly get that picture because you have posted literal shit tier vodka. That shit's like $32 and tastes like ass. TBH Absolute is the best 'low-mid' tier vodka on the market. Smirnoff is over-rated crap.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:34:29 Post No. 723476931 [Report] [View this topic]

Sluttiest things your wife/gf/ex
ever did thread

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:44:29 Post No.723477555
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Not exist.

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>>723477555
/thread.

Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:45:33 Post No.723477616
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>>723477555
Trips don't lie

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:45:59 Post No. 723477634 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>be 23
>b-24
>mfw Hiroshima

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:55:49 Post No.723478185
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Fake and gay

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>>723477634
B-29, shit head.

Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:06:06 Post No.723478762
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Am I banned

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:46:00 Post No. 723477635 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone have any good, realistic fakes of Taylor Swift getting fucked by a black guy?

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:47:28 Post No.723477719
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>>723477635
plenty of genuine gifs out there of that blackened fucking whore

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>>723477635
kys OP you pathetic cuck

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 05:48:04 Post No. 723477758 [Report] [View this topic]

Fucking Redditors are the worst cunts on this planet.

>Relevant XKCD
>Pun thread
>Movie quotes threads
>"Hey im automod, just a reminder to keep the comments nice and friendly! Eccs dee"
>"Risky click"
>"Fun fact"
>"This"
>"I understood that reference"
>"Came here to post this"
>"That is adorable" (easy karma for these faggots)
>"Pupper"
>"Hur dur META"

I could go on and on. Seriously what the fuck. Fuck Reddit.

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Anonymous 2017-02-24 06:05:16 Post No.723478721
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>>723477758
Agreed. It hurts me to see them post some shit like "dozens of syrian children killed in bombing" and they all fucking post comments just for fucking upvotes

Like c'mon. I know we're pieces of shit here but at least we aren't superficial about that shit.

Despicable

Last one:
Like a month ago, a guy posted a fucking video of him spread his father's ashes where he wished to be. Just for fucking karma

God damn. That man raised you and you can't help but immediately post the video of it on the internet. For fake points. Shameful.