It's that time /b/. Pretend it's 1000 years ago >Be

>>723474542
>Bolgomb doplehf
>nahwolp gutooem doggtyapla fohageg
>oobfegyd atteoplg gldamag palapge doplehf
>fohageg fopagle mfopalmge tegaro nahwolp
>atteoplg magepalo doggtyapla fgettop

inb4 someone is actually baited by this

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>>723474542
GAS THE NEANDERTHALS, ROCK WAR NOW.

>>723475608
ITT: uneducated fucks think the stone age was 1000 years ago

>>723475838
In some places, it still was.

In fewer places, it still is.

>Be Me
>Go to RockMart
>Oonga try and trade 1 rock for 5 mammoth furs
>tell him to eat my berries
>take perfectly good rock from ground
>Oongas on Sabertooth Watch

>be me
>age 30
>die from common cold

>>723475608

>this post was carved by a sneaky denisovan

Denisovans run the media, don't trust what you see painted on cave walls, it's all trickery!

>be year 1017
>be hungry
>die

>1000 years ago
>wake up in cave
>Mark morning cave painting for future generations
>walk outside
>ohfug.rockcarving
>town mammoth is in my yard
>right on my skyorb damned garden
>last straw
>I go back to cave to grab my favorite spear
>call up neighbor Jerry on the drums
>he gathers entire village warriors
>mammoth kills like 7 people
>now there's just me and Jerry
>we stab mammoth until it dies >Jerry died arounnd skyorb highpoint
>It's just me
>mfw I have a whole mammoth to eat but no village
>such is life 1000 years ago

>Be me
>walk through berry bushes look for best eat
>see neanderthal girl cry
>ask what wrong
>me victim hate crime
>she point other ho-saps
>me get angry
>go to dumb guys and say why you attack neanderthal
>they say she head is different and also too much hair
>I say I like hairy girl
>they call me race traitor
>I mate with neanderthal girl and burn all berry bushes
>give racists finger
>they very angry and go tell chief
>chief come to me very angry
>why you burn berries are you retard
>i say take one to know one
>neanderthal girl chuckle
>tell chief to deal with it and ride on mammoth with girl into sunset
>also my penis 10" long and I own all boar meat in world

ITT: Retards believing that 1000 years ago we were neanderthals

>>723477986

You may have been, but we were prehistoric homo sapiens.

>>723477986
nerd

Me only like denisovan girl, they very kawaii not like ugly homo sapien and neanderthal. I have collection over thousand carvings of superior denisovan girls. Get on me level.

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>mfw people think we were neanderthals 1000 years ago

>>723477986
You're a shitskin then, Germanic whites were Neanderthals, Asia was booming, and niggers are still in the stone age

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This guy walk in you cave and club you wifman over head, what do?

>be me
>die

>>723478039
Humans ARE sapiens, and will ever be
>>723478169
This site is for mature (theorically 17+) people, out

>>723478295
Shriek like sky beasts and eat him hand off

>be me
>at chief's festival
>see Booga has animal hide stretched on gourd
>he make shit beat
>Smoke of the Rocker

>why no homoerectus like me?

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>>723478282
>1000 years ago
>neanderthals
>pick one

>>723478295

What fuck you fuck say me, little bitch? I come top hunting class and many mammoth hunt, over 300 confirm kill!

>>723478433

I know you're the same thick cunt samefagging this but you clearly don't know your history. The battle of 1066 is when we killed the last of the Neanderthals.

I love how the guy replying to my post ( >>723478337) deleted it because couldn't use bbcode and looked like a complete idiot

Me need help

Girl I like really nice me, comb me hair and feed berry but every time I hit over head with club she say she just want be friend.

How escape friendzone and make her mate with me?

>>723478623
Hit harder. Use sleep berry. ??? Gain

>>723474542

>implying humans had mastered speech 1,000 years ago

It was just a series of grunts and growls back then.

Me homo but only erectus to wifman with penis, me bad?

>>723478834
Maybe for pitiful rival village
Not for good village that is us

>>723478961
Only if wifman look cute and have feminine penis

>>723478702

/fit/ say me club arm like faggot, no hit harder

>>723479037
Feed Sleep berry
Do fun dance
Make her wake up during it
She'll see how good you are and be in not friend zone

>>723475376
Go back to your clan