need a funny caption for this picture.

>>723478668
wankpro×3000

>>723478668
WWI veteran in glee as he tries out his prosthetic arm (Colourized, 1919)

Me and Veronica are going steady, she's even modified her body for me. Isn't that right baby?

*left hand nods in agreement*

>>723478668
> survivor of the fappening 2014

>>723478668
This gountlet will protect my virginyti well.

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>>723478668

>>723479403
Niger...

>>723479403
gayyy

the fapping never ends

>>723479403
Niger faggot.

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>>723479403
Yeah suuuuure you did...

>>723478888

QUADS HAVE SPOKEN

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>>723479857
wow intense

>> And with the Muscle Master 3000s patented sperm lock technology, you can show off your impressive wanking skills with the dried sperm of ever successful wank, lodged into the ingenious sperm catching crevice technology embedded around the arm of the device!

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>>723479403
Yeah... becouse... U waz kangs and shiet....

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>>723478888

to the fap cave!

>>723480046
oh my god... ultra kek

Brian's cousin Bruno with the arm of fortune

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>>723479403

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welcome to /b/ - this is your free forever alone fapping device

>>723478668
>Idubbz after cancer took his arm