greentext thread: ill go first: >Be me >Be police officer

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greentext thread: ill go first:

>Be me
>Be police officer
>Checkpoint duty
>Boring as fuck, it's hot as hell and people are constantly angry
>End me
>Nearing the end of the day
>Fuckyes.jpg
>Get to one guy in a shitty car
>Do the usual questioning, where are you going, can I see your papers, etc.
>Guy is really nervous, stammering and shit
>Suspicious.gif
>Slowly reaches to his glovebox to get his papers
>He opens it
>Smell is unbearable, immediately get nauseus
>See plastic bag
>SUSPICIOUS.EXE
>Ask him whats inside
>Got you now, bitch.
>Retard says "it's just food and stuff"
>Nope.jpg
>Have him hand it to me
>The smell is so much worse
>I open it up
>oh dear god
>I find a horribly mutilated fleshlight with butter stains, duct taped together, falling apart
>IS THAT
>CUM IS DRIPPING OUT OF A FUCKING HOLE
>ALMOST TOUCH IT
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Immediately throw it back at him, fighting the urge to puke
>I have never been more disgusted in my life
>Finish check
>Quit job 2 weeks later

I think I might have aids