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i was the in cockpit

>>723508837
in your mom

At home, ironing a shirt packing muh suitcases,, with a flight ticket in my hand ready for a transatlantic to Miami from heathrow.

Lieg gerade nackt im bett

>>723510465
>wieso online?
komme gerade von der Arbeit, Barkeeper
>Große oder kleine Brüste?
Große sind ok um den Pimmel dazwischenzustecken, ansonsten aber auch nicht so wichtig
>Dick oder dünn?
Nicht dick, aber bitte sichtbare Rippen.
>Blond, Rot, Braun?
Schwarz
>Jungfrau? Wenn nein, seit wann?
Seit 18
>Lieblings Sexualakt.
Blowjobs, Handjobs, scheiß egal, Hauptsache auf oder in Ihr kommen.

>>723510652
Bild oder es ward nicht passiert.

No she cum dodged

end their life. use the body as a puppet

tell her she doesn't color-coordinate well

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>20
>Male
>Unemployed, but have an interview on Tuesday
>Single, but hook ups are better than nothing
>Being overweight and too lazy to lose weight

29 male, 3 tours in iraq war vetren here.
I regret going to war instead of being with a 10/10 girl
Proud to have sacrificed for my country though.

26
Male
Engaged
Facilitymanager

OP here i need a way to do it sneakily

Microwave

MORE pls.

This is my fetish.

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>>723509911
ew

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sure

>>723511095
stupid fucking jpeg rotate exif

Fuck freaks who would ever support somebody named so stupidly....and is even more stupid to listen to.

>>723512372
I realize youre joking but I find it pathetic there are some people out there that would actually reason like this

Go to /pol/ theres enough info to wreck your leftist sjw libtard ass

>>723510974
Pence might be worse because the mainstream republicans actually like him.

At least Trumpkin is such a disgusting fuckstick that he'll drive people away from voting conservitard for several election cycles.

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>>723510974
welp he just blocked certain news agencies from press briefings...

dictatorship here we come.

>>723511400
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Ya like jazz?

>>723511596
>blet

kek nice pasta

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odd request but sure why not

>>723511557
Have no pics or gifs. But yes please.

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yes

why wish the sun would explode? If you kys you don't fuck everything up for all of humanity.

>>723511617
I've been there, Anon. What happened?

>>723511704
would be pretty cool to see the sun supernova