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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:29:14 Post No.723520586
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DICKS OUT FOR THIS THREAD

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Reimu!

Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:29:40 Post No.723520628
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rollio

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:47:43 Post No. 723522517 [Report] [View this topic]

It's Saturday, what are you drinking and why?

Also general 'fuck life' thread.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:50:56 Post No.723522847
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Cancer

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:22:06 Post No. 723519860 [Report] [View this topic]

THE CUTIEST SHOTA/TRANS PORN YOU HAVE. NOW NOW NOW!

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:23:02 Post No.723519941
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:23:02 Post No.723519941 [Report]

stop trying to make me gay

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:19:00 Post No. 723519592 [Report] [View this topic]

im dying , my soul, my mind are dead

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:19:52 Post No.723519672
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>>723519592

plz be my non-trap gf

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Post tits, then an hero.
Not necessarily in that order.

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>>723519592
stop posting my gf's picture here you fucking faggot.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:27:46 Post No. 723520439 [Report] [View this topic]

if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?

bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:30:47 Post No.723520740
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My fetish is high heeled cork wedges. I'd make her wear a 6 inch pear of pink ones and have her paint her toes pink. If she didn't do it, she would tickle my cock with her toes in the shoes until I cum.

Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:37:51 Post No.723521495
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>>723520740
more foot punishments is good

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:40:12 Post No.723521732 [Report]

I like to chain just a single ankle to the bed. Paint her nails again and again each time it chips. wear an inch higher for punishment too.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:18:21 Post No. 723519524 [Report] [View this topic]

If Elon Musk were a walrus he'd be Elon Tusk

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:28:39 Post No.723520525
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If Elon Musk were asian he'd be Eron Musk

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>>723519524
If Elon Musk was a nigger, he'd be Elontray Musk

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If Elon Musk were part of Majora’s Mask he'd be Elon Mask.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:21:42 Post No. 723519827 [Report] [View this topic]

YLYL

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:22:49 Post No.723519922
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>>723519827
kek those Army benefits

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This one makes me laugh every time

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:25:07 Post No. 723520150 [Report] [View this topic]

You guys think enough time has passed?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:25:53 Post No.723520242
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>>723520150
inb4 too soon

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>>723520150
no, way too soon, what is wrong with you?

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:13:10 Post No. 723519066 [Report] [View this topic]

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>723503985

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Rias claimed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evnZkyjhCPg

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Ai claimed~ ain't no one dare to mess with her

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 01:41:28 Post No. 723516184 [Report] [View this topic]

pics you need more of

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 01:42:12 Post No.723516268
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_top_webm/comments/5prkvr/oily_office_diamond_jackson_johnny_sins/

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 01:56:53 Post No. 723517616 [Report] [View this topic]

troll this guy

trytillidie twitch

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 01:59:37 Post No.723517858
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>>723517616
No that's my icon

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:10:21 Post No.723518812 [Report]

he a semi well know Vietmanese singer!!

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>>723517616
I see you posted your own channel trying to get more views

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:00:57 Post No. 723517978 [Report] [View this topic]

my partner and i haven't had sex in over a week, and everytime i come on to him he pushes me off and becomes distant.

today, after sending him numerous texts about how i miss him and cant wait to see him, he finally tells me that his company served popeyes today and is over his calorie budget so he needs to go to the gym.

i'm certain i'm being cucked so i could use a decent whatever thread to get my mind off of it.

thanks in advance, /b/

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>>723517978

Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:07:30 Post No.723518573
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>>723518409
oh, no...

i'm a straight up faggot.

I'm OP and I'm a dude.

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>>723518409
he said "partner". not a woman.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 01:57:55 Post No. 723517703 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/ i'd like to report a roberry, some dickhead stole my time machine and i don't know what to do now, pls hlp me D:

P.D. it looks like this:

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 02:01:29 Post No.723518022
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>>723517703
I'm being informed it'll take time to get it back.
Stay on the line please and don't use emojis on an imageboard, it's retarded.

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>>723518022
srry officer...

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>>723518251
Hello, my name is Roberts, I'm the new department's suspect artist, please describe the culprit face.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 01:46:01 Post No. 723516657 [Report] [View this topic]

what does loli bread taste like?

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http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=5018

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Probably musky with light fishy undertones

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>>723516657
The flesh of small children

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/