Am I fucked? How can I make it longer
>>724119376
Tie a nylon string around the base, then tie the other end to a boat anchor, drop the anchor from a 3rd floor and it'll grow longer.
>>724119376
Cut it of and attach it the other way around
>>724119376
It's a good cock, anon.
I'd suck you off!!
Even regularly
This is obviously the proper way to have your steak, with ketchup of course.
>>724120354
>of course
now kill yourself
>>724120354
A blowjob is a blowjob?
Would you let another man give you head, if you didn't have to do anything?
You could watch tv, play videogames, browse 4chan, all while this cocksucker was sucking you for as long as you want. When you cum, he swallows.
And when you say so, he'll just go away.
No strings attached, you could even ignore that cocksucker and never see him.
Anyone?
no its still gay
>>724120565
A dude paid me to let him blow me once. It's not the same as a chick. If you aren't into dudes, you won't get into it or be able to cum.
>>724120774
How much did he pay?
What if you close your eyes?
dudes suck better than chicks too
New finnish right-wing candidate (Perussuomalaiset translated Based Finnish People) Joao Bruno Putulukeso. Ylilauta calls him Moccamaster :D
How does this feel, you barbaric warmongering monsters?
>>724119451
Oh dear, if people are afraid of America it must be because they are doing something wrong, and therefore should be eliminated
>>724119451
What the fuck does Italy specifically have against Afghanistan
Also kek, Poland perpetually afraid of Ruskies
America literally keeps the entire world in check.
Iran tries to obtain nuclear weapons and has said in the past that they want to destroy the world.
Cucks say america is evil.
Dziewczyny z Warszawy
>>724119038
Go back to work you lazy polack.
My toilet ain't gonna clean itself.
>>724119244
>4chan
>employed
pick one
Jan Paweł II jebał małe dzieci
/b/ YLYL thread game weak, gotta start this shit up again fags
You know what to do ;)
Shoo shoo go away nigger!
What do you think is the minimum weapon the average human being would need to reliably defeat a tiger in single combat?
Would it take a firearm? Or do you think a cross bow or a spear would be enough?
>>724120450
planning to live in the jungle OP ?
>>724120535
If it comes to that.
>>724120450
A well placed spear would do the trick.
How do you think the Africans made it to current year?
I hate niggers so fucking much /b/
>>724120765
me too, OP.
me too.
>>724120765
what do you hate about niggers op?
>>724120919
He got cucked, clearly.
alright people/animals on /b draw a stupid alien drawing and my stupid frien will tattoo it on him self.
Let the games begin !
>>724118966
Lmaooaay
>>724118966
can you find a name to a person by looking up their license plate number. im fucking autistic and creep over the girl that lives across the street. i wanna get her name, but only know her plate #. i cant call the insurance company thats retarded. can you fags help me
i can also provide car make/model and shit like that
You definately can. Fuck if I know how to though
heres some hot shit to suit ur needs
anotha
Cuck thread
Post your girls, bulls say what they'd do.
>>724120918
I'd push her face down into the bed as I fucked her sweet holes doggy style. Then I'd flip her over and cum all over her tits and slit.
My girl how would you Bulls use her?
Rofl don't ever ask for bulls, you get a bunch of try hard virgin nerds
Pic you want to be tributed
>inseminate one of those future womenless wombs that are being built
>shoot it off to Mars
>babies get born and are automatically adapted to the freezing temps
>colonized Mars easy peasy
This would work, right?
>>724119055
How are babies going to eat?
>>724119055
>>724119580
not sure, probably feed them in the womb thingy like Neo in the Matrix
Count to 10 and i open it
1
>>724120909
100