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>peak into your sons room
>see this
wat do?

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Hey fellow /b/tards. I have a problem and would appreciate help. Even though I shower every morning and my hygine is good, I still often have some body odor. How can I minimize the smell better?

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Need some advice, /b/. I'm a 25 year-old returning student at uni. There's this 21 year-old junior girl in my Inter Communication class that I want to get closer with. I have been out of college working full-time for 5 years prior to this semester. I'm way out of the loop as far as how to pick up girls in college. We were in a group that did a project together, but nothing major, our group only met once before we presented. She sits diagonally behind me near the middle of a small classroom and usually arrives after me at the start of class, so striking up conversation with her is difficult. How/when do I approach her as far as getting lunch or something together outside of class? I feel beta as fuck about this situation.

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/b how do i make money easy and fast?
(i need money)

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pictureswap dot org thread. how about one?

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>porn thread
>porn thread
>generic trump is racist bait
>gay porn thread
>porn thread
>porn thread
>furry porn thread
>how do I make money thread
>porn thread
>thread bitching about all the porn threads
>open the box thread
>porn thread

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New trap thread!

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Whats the best daily facial cleanser to use to wash away daily grime?

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Love dolls. Why are they a thing?

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ITT: we post our legs and other people guess our genders :)

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why shouldn't i kill myself

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> be me
> be student
> have a niglet teacher
> let’s call him ass
> lunch
> sit at table with a bunch of friends
> there pretty cool
> talk about movies
> i mention american history x
> ass comes over and starts screeching about how american history x is a nazi propaganda movie
> try and speak up
> and then he screeches at 10 mach sound that I HAVE DETENTION!!!!!!!
> fuckme.jpg
> be in detention
> ass is watching us
> its just me
> and a solid 9/10
> nickname bubble because of that fine ass
> both me and bubble ask to go to the bathroom
> we go
> in toilet bubble sucks my dick
> nothing to do so why not
> godlikeblow.webm
> cum
> get to eat her pussy
> make hur cum buckets
> when where dry
> that fucking ass comes in and see us
> start screeching about how we will get expelled for this
> go into rage mode
> grab teacher
> and beat the shit out of him
> decide to end like it was started
> place his head on a curb outside of the toilet
> “want a summer of american history x"
> KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
> bubble calls cops and i get arrested
> in court
> have no lawyer
> judge asks me “what does the defendant have to say about him self”
> “your honor”
> “i came there to kick ass and chew bubblecum"
> “and i am all out of cum"

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I took a poop--mostly diarrhea--and I sea stuff swimming around in it. They aren't bubbles either. They look like sea monkeys. I did eat a package of sea monkey eggs a couple of years ago. Is it possible they have been living inside of me this long?

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How did they capture her if she had that kind of power?

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>Find a flaw

Protip: you can't