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Anonymous
2017-03-02 02:53:16 Post No.724121803
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 02:53:16 Post No. 724121803 [Report] [View this topic]

dubs gas all niggers
trips burn them alive

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:19:05 Post No.724123348
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.....niga.>>724121803

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:31:33 Post No.724124043
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:31:33 Post No.724124043 [Report]

GAZ
GAZ GAZ
GAZ

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:32:10 Post No.724124079
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:32:10 Post No.724124079 [Report]

>>724121803
GAZ

Anonymous
2017-03-02 03:20:04 Post No.724123400
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:20:04 Post No. 724123400 [Report] [View this topic]

Why am I always low on energy? It doesn't matter how much food I take. Rather, eating food makes me go even lower because metabolism takes energy. What do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:22:23 Post No.724123537
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:22:23 Post No.724123537 [Report]

>>724123400

Do something with your fucking life

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:23:13 Post No.724123581
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:23:13 Post No.724123581 [Report]

Humans in a nutshell:

Do more > be able to do more

Do less > continue doing less

Life is just a spiral, either you increase, remain "somewhat static" or you decrease. Fact is you will start physically dying after 30 anyway.

Me, I prefer increasing because it is a more active style of life, away from boredom, depression and all that gay shit lazy people on here advocate for.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:23:40 Post No.724123603
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>>724123400
Also you may have lactose/gluten intolerance.

Anonymous
2017-03-02 03:33:03 Post No.724124138
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:33:03 Post No. 724124138 [Report] [View this topic]

The tip of my dick has "lips" essentially. Just wondering if this is normal - or if I should get it checked out. Pic is not mine but its very similar: although mine may be more discolored and pronounced.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:34:31 Post No.724124214
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:34:31 Post No.724124214 [Report]

Nah I got that shit too, you good

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:34:37 Post No.724124216
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:34:37 Post No.724124216 [Report]

>>724124138
yeah thats normal bro
body has weird features when you start nit picking on the small details

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:35:14 Post No.724124238
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:35:14 Post No.724124238 [Report]

Lots of cut cocks have this. The head of your penis is dried out, but the peehole doesn't handle it well, so its just swollen and irritated a little.

Anonymous
2017-03-02 03:29:04 Post No.724123898
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:29:04 Post No. 724123898 [Report] [View this topic]

So how do you know the difference between a fart and shit?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:32:31 Post No.724124103
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:32:31 Post No.724124103 [Report]

>>724123898
Never assume it's just a fart.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:38:23 Post No.724124409
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:38:23 Post No.724124409 [Report]

That takes all the joy out of life.

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Farting is farting. Sharting is when there's liquid after said fart.

Anonymous
2017-03-02 03:14:23 Post No.724123049
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:14:23 Post No. 724123049 [Report] [View this topic]

In a few years, anons that use 4chan won't know who Moot is.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:17:32 Post No.724123248
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:17:32 Post No.724123248 [Report]

what is 4chan lol

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:18:22 Post No.724123305
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:18:22 Post No.724123305 [Report]

>>724123049
Who am i?

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:18:59 Post No.724123343
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who is moot?

Anonymous
2017-03-02 03:24:15 Post No.724123631
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:24:15 Post No. 724123631 [Report] [View this topic]

Favorites you saved and want more of part 6875463.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:24:53 Post No.724123659
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>>724123691
>>724123659
>>724123631

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2017-03-02 03:35:40 Post No.724124260
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:35:40 Post No. 724124260 [Report] [View this topic]

Fuck /b/ I just reached autism levels I didn't know were possible. Pic very related, make sure you read the picture first.

>be me
>work in a warehouse for an online retailer
>started one month ago, don't know co-workers too well
>alone in a warehouse downstairs doing stock taking
>as I stock take I fuck around on my phone.
>come across green text, pic related
>start reading
>being the faggot I am, I think it's funny as fuck and want to try it
>no one in sight so why the fuck not right?
>start bobbing my legs up and down and do my favourite reload actions from vidya
>forget to close the door to the warehouse like a retard
>I'm going for about 30 seconds until all of a sudden I hear a voice behind me
>"what the heck are you doing anon"?
>fuck
>it's one of my co-workers, she's a fucking 8/10 too
>red in the face, trying to explain myself
>spaghetti keeps falling out of my mouth
>co-worker has a 'what the fuck is happening' face and leaves
>feel like crying, puking and killing myself all at once

What the fuck do I do /b/? How the fuck do I go to work tomorrow after today? I wonder how long she was watching me for.. She's probably going to tell everyone too. I'm fucked.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:38:06 Post No.724124393
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Fucking hell man, this is too hilarious. You should start a new trend with this shit. Bob the leg and reload boi

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:39:23 Post No.724124479
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:39:23 Post No.724124479 [Report]

>>724124260
Stop being embarrassed 4 being cool

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>>724124260
Tell her you were practicing for when you finally decide to shoot the place up. You should tell her you'll spare her life if she lets you smash too, it's fool proof mang

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2017-03-02 03:29:38 Post No.724123940
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:29:38 Post No. 724123940 [Report] [View this topic]

Kahoot raid

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:33:12 Post No.724124149
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:33:12 Post No.724124149 [Report]

can't see shit

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>>724124149
514574

Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:36:35 Post No.724124314
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:36:35 Post No.724124314 [Report]

Assfucker reporting in

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2017-03-02 03:25:13 Post No.724123674
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:25:13 Post No. 724123674 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello /b/, I want to purchase a couple of cigars to celebrate important events.

As I've never smoked any, and no cigarettes either for that matter, what are your recommendations for choosing and smoking dem sticcs?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 03:27:08 Post No.724123789
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