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Would you rather get tan or talk to a man?

>>724118057
Talk to a man. No way I'm tanning and getting cancer.
Would you rather own a hedgehog or a parrot?

>>724117564
Just take it all, it won't hurt. Plus you get 5 hours of sex.

>>724117696
take all 100 pills?or what? over the day?

>>724117799
Sure, every hour one.

>>724118064

Are you cute? Navy boys love new cute sailors. And you'll be in the military, you're not going anywhere, you cannot go anywhere.

Seriously. Avoid the military, it's a never-never land where homosexual rape is common.

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>>724118064

i love joe rogan

hilarious doses of radiation...
you think the gubmint is going to provide you with some sort of future?
then you are not smart enough to be a nuclear engineer

Not your personnal army faggot, why don't you just man the fuck up?

>>724116118
kek I'd call him to say good job if op wasn't such a faggot

>>724116118
thats pretty funny, op is fagget

>>724116546
bump!

>>724116546
Sauce

>>724117698
>>724116546
Sauce

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>>724115888

>>724116395
More?

Don't do it. They just do it for the money and otherwise try to make you feel "special" so that it's even harder for you to integrate into society

>>724116401
I've tried to talk to my friends about my problems, but its not helping me at all. At least they could help me get medicine to help cope with what's bothering me.

Search on google for psychologists (and Psychiatrists because they can actually write a prescription) and find a contact us button, call or email the front desk to set up an appointment then BOOM! you're set

At that height and weight slimming first is the stupidest thing u can do. It will fuck up your metabolism and lose all your energy. DON"T CUT CALORIES... Don't do any food crazines. Heres what u do and u will SLowly lose weight... and not look like u deflated.

-No more sugar added drinks. (soda, juice)
-drink coffee black, no creamer, no sugar. (good for liver) (liver clogs when ur a fatty)
-don't skimp on fat u need that for hormones and other shit.
-use butter instead of oil.avoid oils at all cost. it's super high calorie and clogs up your veins.
-avoid bread but not completely. Try not to eta it.
-NO FAST FOOD WHATSOEVER.
-If your dying of hunger only buy 1 or 2 dollar menu items and weight 15 minutes before eating or buying anything else.
-don't starve yourself.

Example.
breakfest 5 or more eggs cooked in butter.
boiled cabbage(this is deliscious with butter)
boiled italian squash(zuchini)

If u are lazy as fuck Just stop fast food, bread, sugar drinks and the pounds will drop off. It's too fucking hard to eat enough normal food to get fat.

If ur not lazy lift weights only. Superset them (no resting. ) and don't go heavy. Go as high as u can in weight and then tone it down until u can do about 5-8. try for 3 to 5 sets of those. Since your so fat u want to increase your leg strenght first to help u move more. the faster ur legs get stronger the faster you'll lose weight, the less tired u become, the easier it is for u to move, the easier it is for u to get shit done. avoid upper body workouts until your legs are done. Legs first always. When i train with fatboys they always gas out on their upper body and never touch their leggs. MISTAKE.

if u can afford to get on suppliments I wouldn't do the crazy shit in GNC. Do this.

Slender Fx Sweet Eze - 120 Capsules
-controls your blood sugar so u don't get hungry as fuck from sugar spikes and dips.

Tangy Tangerine 2.0 – Essential Minerals
Gives u 90 essential nutrients so u sta

>>724116665
My brain was off and I forgot to mention, I'm not looking to transition, and simply just get more thin. 'Femmy' or whatever, sure, but I'm not looking to take hormones/hrt/whatever

>>724116665
so u get less cravings and your organs and body can do what it needs. WHEN U TAKE THIS DON"T SUPPLIMENT B vitamins. it has alot.

take vitamind3 in high dosages. 5000iu. It will help with your mood because your fat as fuck and probally depressed and eat yourself silly.

if u work out take HGH PRECURSURS Before u go to sleep. not during the day they work the best that way. it will help your body recover quickly and gain more muscle.

Remember more muscle means u burn more calories and get skinnier easier.

watch these videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARB73jV4mro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_CwE-XYfo

I do everything i'm telling u here. Here is my story. I'm 26 i work nocturnal shift in an olds home. It's not too hard but i can't get overly sore because i can't drop old ladies on the floor when helping them to the bathroom.

I'm 5'8 207lb's I look fat but i'm packing some muscle. I only work upper body out because i want my pecs shoulders and back bigg. my legs are naturaly thick. IF i did a cut i'd just above normal muscleness. I'm not too into weight lifting. no schedule, no nothing i just go whenever. I used to drink ALOT. like 2liters a week alot @40%. but i've brought all my health back. I was getting some bad symptoms. and used to be like 250lbs. hardcore cravings. spending 20$ + at fast food for one meal. more than once a day. felt horrible. that was for like 4 or 5 yers straight while working in a factory. But i got on this guys shit "joel wallach" and started feeling way better. immediately i felt better because the B vitamins help u with mood and energy. But slowly i started to get rid of mental fog and my alertness increased. I play alot of league and i don't gas out mentally like i used to after a few hours of playing. I eat vegetables when i get hungry. so right now if i got hungry while typing to u i'd go boil some cabbage and eat it. It's great tasting. once u get your tastebuds used to not getting soda vegetables taste

>>724115203

cyan with shitstains.

>>724115258
That's not a real color, dude!

blue/green with some yellow

Isis execution videos

>>724117136
Reroll

>>724117136
Reroll

Also midget porn

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>>724115383
Can't forget this one OP

>>724115500
Was he that infamous though
Still nice dubs

>>724115642
i think he was

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>>724116484