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pics you shouldn't share

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ITT: work stories

>be me
>be 19
>work for nursing home in dementia unit
>working in dementia unit brought monotony of a job to a whole new level
>patients said the same things to me every day
>feels like groundhog day every day at work
>normal day looks like this, never missing a beat
>arrive 1430
>sit around for an hour and a half aside from preparing for dinner
>1600 med time
>pass pills to first patient P
>P looks at pills
>Three of them? I'll tale the small one, you take the two big ones
>puts pills in mouth so I don't spend 15 minutes telling him to take them
>Next one is J
>doesnt say a word to me, just looks me in the eye as she takes them
>D just says "the two big ones? damn it"
>R thanks me calls me a sweetheart
>C tells me to fuck off
>N asks what the pill is, I explain its metformin, is for diabetes
>I have diabetes?
>yes
>makes obamas whynot face and makes a "hm" sound, takes pill
>L says "these arent my birth control now, are they?" and laughs
>M asks what pill is, can't tell her is for alzheimers, tells her its for brain function
>oh, then I need that *laughs*
>others I skipped just take them like champs
>dinner time, get everything served sit in office scarfing down my food while I listen to them chatter
>is always norm things they tell each other every day "I was a teacher for 30 years" yadda yadda
>does showers for the day, nothing interesting here except when they waffle stomp shit down the drain
>1900: evening pill time, commence same responses as before
>puts all of them to bed
>sits around until 2300, occasionally directing patients back to bed when the come out in their PJs

The only difference each evening is when they have an episode due to Alzheimer's being more prevalent in the evenings, will greentext those here. They're more interesting.

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I will honestly rate and evaluate your girlfriend.

Fake ones will not be rated. Please post face and body (dressed or not).

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>ITT:

ask the 8 ball

will i get nudes tonight?

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drawthread, bun edition

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thread for rude dudes

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MODS are massive faggots: Monroe edition

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continued katie, sloane and so on thread

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As a sugar daddy dominating a coed while paying her college tuition anything. Pic related.

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Give me some deep shit

Shit that won't let me sleep

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Femanon here, you have 10 seconds to convince me to become your girlfriend.

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Hunger

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No Loud

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Secrets thread

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Tay tay

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devils trips gets free mofos pass