thread for rude dudes

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>>724418335
Why you listen to them!
You're a strong independent women!

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look work was just shit and overwatch ended poorly.

/r/ing content where a larger male is bound/embarrassed/tormented by a smaller male, and the larger male breaks lose and enacts his revenge by raping the smaller

>>724418335
Egg whoooooooooore

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I am not a rude person

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>>724418498
yass i am best woman!

>>724418535
what happened at work?

>>724418663
egg me hard

>>724418933
I'll eggplant you so hard bb

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>>724418862
>posting lies on the internet

>>724418609
https://e621.net/post/show/411634 from there towards the end

https://e621.net/pool/show/7415 somehow

I usually don't bother, but doubledubs are doubledubs.

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>>724418933
just several really shit customers today
one of em started yelling at my window attendant, I got really fucking pissed with that one, several other people who were angry that they didnt know what they wanted basically.

>>724419109
Thanks friend
It may not be your taste but this is new and frankly it's blowing my mind (not related): https://e621.net/post/show/1154814/2017-anthro-athletic-balls-black_body-black_hair-b

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I told him he could talk to us or leave.
he peeled out, worked out best for everyone involved.

>>724419394
i had a couple craxy people come into work today too. i was shaking all over with one i was so frustrated

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>>724419569
what was that about?

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>>724419673
person was just being a dense mother fucker and arguing with me for over ten minutes at least.

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i lost some underwear i liked today. where could it have gone?

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>>724418933
>Much ego
Very wow

>>724420384
suk my tit

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>>724420074
the worst kind of people, for real. thankfully I've only encountered two of those. it would probably be more common in real retail.
>>724420263
did you look in your butt
or try turning it on?

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>>724420433
Ok
Suck my cock

>>724418335
i chose to cry for many reasons

>>724420263
Stolen by your family.

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>>724420578
back at target years ago I was chased my a man and he was calling me angry words because we were out of target brand flavoured water....
and yeah o fcourse i looked in there duh
gonna hit the hay. peace out nig.

>>724420709
deal!
nini though~

>>724420815
:c

>>724420816
damn rude

>>724420909
good u checked, cya gaymo. sleep well

>>724420909
Night

It's so hard to find LPs for obscure musicians.

Especially dead ones.

>>724420909
Fuck you, and nini
There my rude contribution c:

>>724421773
you're shit at rude

>>724422002
Well you're shit

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Found out I owe $300 for monthly payments
>My bank account is at $-50 already

Fuck my life
I should an hero soon

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Was Hannibal Lecter a bisexual?

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Or was he a straight man?

I wonder what if feels like to be fucked up the butt while still being fairly straight.

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>>724425312
It feels like having a dick in your ass.

>>724425415

But I wonder what it would feel like, though.

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>>724425541
I just told you what it feels like.

>>724425669

But I've never had a dick in my ass.

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>>724425865
I have.

>>724425541
Probably a lot like having a dick up your ass except you mutter "no homo" afterwards while cuddling.

>>724425948

Did you like it?

>>724425965

Mmm... sounds nice.

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>>724426196
Yes.

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Link makes the prettiest girl.

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>>724427162

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>>724427162
I wish I had a switch.

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>>724427324
I'll wait until the library fills out a bit more.

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>>724427490
I most likely will wait as well. The switch looks good and has solid ideas but there's some glaring issues with it. Notably the weak under clocked processor, a few issues with controller desync, and dropped FPS when docked.

If the USB C port offers some sort of access other then just data, it might be possible to put out an improved dock with some boosting type hardware in it.

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I enjoy how matter of fact Edmund Kemper is about his murders. Just like, yeah, I cut that woman's head off and fucked it in the mouth.

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Kemper has come up for parole twice, both times he told the parole board that he was unfit for release. He is coming up for parole again this year and has stated that he does not wish to attend the meeting.

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It's because of Kemper that the FBI agents interview serial killers in pairs instead of alone.

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I'll tell you who is really fucking boring is Richard Ramirez.

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Night fags

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Lonnie David Franklin jr. is pretty interesting.

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>how did your DNA juice get on all these bodies
>you watch these crime shows and know about DNAs

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>I never killed nobody.

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come on, don't let this thread die

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I really wish they would stop calling it juice.

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>>724418335
You can't be a rude dude if you get your ass beaten a lot.

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>>724433152
why?

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>>724433254
Cause it's ejaculate found in the vagina of a murder victim. Juice makes it sound sort of fun, like, oh it's just juice, when really what they mean is it's the ejaculate of a serial murderer responsible for the deaths of a dozen people that we know of.

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>>724433364
Ahh, I see. Now I kinda regret asking

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>>724433364
btw. What are these unearthly beautiful objects which photos you are posting?

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>>724433406
He was sentenced to death. I don't think it's right to execute people, it's not going to bring those people back, it's not going to undo what he did, it's not going to teach a lesson to anybody thinking about doing the same thing.

>>724433463
They aren't beautiful, they aren't anything.

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>>724433560
only true beauty is the one not bound by form

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>>724433656
I get that you don't like them.

>>724433723
Not necessarily. They could make nice decoration.
I'd put >>724425415 in my garden, for example.
Do you make them?
Only think I son't get is their presence in this thread. Although is not the first time I see them in furfag thread.

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>>724433928
where the picture went?

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>>724433928
I made them as much as one can make anything. I put them all on a table together facing me and refuse to look at them. People think they're creepy, I don't think they're creepy.

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>>724434041
Material?
I'm probably going to join the group thinking they are creepy. Especially when there is more of them facing me.
Btw, This one looks good.

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>>724434214
The first 11 are made from a polymer clay, the rest of them are made from plaster. I don't think they're creepy.

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>>724434341
Maybe because you've created them

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>>724434341
have you tried whole figures?

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>>724434562
Other people who have seen them don't think they're creepy. Only some of the people here who see them think they're creepy.

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>>724434631
Yeah, I made some Venuses too. I mostly am interested in the head though, the face and the head. That's what I remember. I don't remember the body too much.

>>724418335
gordob naker is a gay fit

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I think they look quite grimm and cryptic. But also I think they would be just great outdoor decorations. Just imagine them hidden among bushes, slowly weathering away.

>>724434817
In what way do they look like that? I'm thinking of making hundreds of them and group them together in some rubble and debris. I want to make much larger ones, but I don't have the space yet.

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you there?

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>>724435008
I forgot the image.

>>724435042
so fucking creepy

>>724435008
There is not enough facial characteristics to properly read the expression. The highlighted brows make them look sad/angry.

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>>724435129
mee too

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>>724435081
I don't see how they are creepy.

>>724435129
But grim and cryptic are different from sad or angry. Sad I think maybe could be applied.

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>>724435129
plus the faces are often unsymmetrical and deformed

>>724435213
Cryptic because my brain struggles to read their emotions. Only think I get from them is some sence of negativity.

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>>724435225
There are very few symmetrical faces out there. Symmetry is creepy.

>>724418335
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>>724435309
why do you make all this things?

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>>724435309
light asymmetry is perceived as attractive. Heavy asymmetry is not.
This is why I asked about body.

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>>724435296
I think it's somewhat easy to read their emotions. Emotion is mostly shown through the eyes.

>>724435376
Because I am an obsessive.

>>724435423
The Cycladic heads and bodies are really where I come from, the Cycladic sculptures and the Paleolithic Venuses.

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The works of Alberto Giacometti and the Imagist poetry of Ezra Pound.

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>>724435486
I guess everyone has different capability in reading emotions.

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>>724435546
Are also where I come from. As far as my sculptural work that is.

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anyway my friend, I have to leave now. See you i another thread.

>>724435486
so, you're creepy

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>>724435581
Yes, I suppose that's true. I think they're easy to read.

>>724435622
See ya round.

>>724435631
I don't think I'm creepy. I think I'm just a normal person.

>>724435595
ayy bitch remember me?

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>>724435710
No, probably I don't, but maybe I do.

>>724435706


Did ya ever been at Easter Island? I hope this could be pretty good vacation idea for you.

>>724435801
Lol'd

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>>724435801
I would like to see them. I would also like to visit Germany to see the museum of Paleolithic art found in their various rock shelters and Athens Greece to see their Cycladic heads.

>>724435846
It's legitimately a good idea though that I would like to do. I'm interested in these kinds of sculptural forms.

>>724435915
Where are you from? Ever saw Věstonická Venuše?

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>>724436032
I am from the United States, travel to the rest of the world is very expensive. If I were in Europe it would be much easier to go to Greece, Germany, etc. I've only been to a few rock shelter sites in California to see some small paintings.

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I am familiar with most of the Paleolithic Venuses, though I have never seen them in person.

>>724436032

It's from Czechoslovakia, so?

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Is there a discord yet?

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That is one of the Venuses I made sketches of several years ago when I first started sculpting. That is typically what I do, I sketch specific sculptures repeatedly before I set about carving them. I made six sculptures when I was living in California, unfortunately I abandoned them when I moved here to Texas because I didn't have the room to take them with me.

>>724436384
There is my discord server, but you don't want to be a part of that.

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>>724436456

Take this thread to discord please

>>724436384

Telegram is better

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I had to abandon the sculptures and several paintings. I managed to only bring my drawings, some sketchbooks, and a few paintings.

>>724436543
I don't know what that means.

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I just realize that my older brother lives in the same area of LA that Lonnie David Franklin jr. lived and operated in.

>>724436828

Modern art is strange. I prefer old things like Hieronymus Bosch

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>>724437066
I like Heironymous Bosch too. There aren't many periods of art that I dislike. Namely Rococo and Neoclassical work I can't stand.

xtube.com/video-watch/masturbation-with-the-copper-30228031

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Other than that it's specific artists that I dislike. Warhol, Koons, Dali, Kostabi, Basquiat, and Schnabel are the ones that stick out in my mind as being particularly reprehensible.

How about Gericault, Bouguereau or Caravaggio?

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I have seen Caravaggio's work in person when it was in LA a couple of years ago. I couldn't control myself and wept in the gallery while looking at The Denial of St. Peter.

Gericault and Bouguereau are both a bit too academic as it were.

Caravaggio, Goya, Rembrandt, and Turner are my pre-Impressionist painting masters.

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There are many others though. El Greco, Velasquez, Courbet, Delacroix, Dore, early Michelangelo, Bosch, Titian, Raphael, Uccello, Masaccio, Brunelesci, Francesca, Donatello, and so on and so on.

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Brugel is pretty good too.

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>>724438492
Bruegel even.

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Slavs have some really weird folktales. There's one I read about a guy who found out his fiance was a vampire by tying a string to a button on her dress then following it for miles to find her eating a dead body lying in state in a church. Like, how the fuck did she not notice the string? Are vampires incapable of seeing string?

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And Baba Yaga lives in a living house that walks around on giant chicken legs. What the fuck even?

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On Friday the new album by The Shins is being released. I'll be asking to get out of work early so I can get to the record store to buy it.

This thread is still alive, jeez

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>>724441151
Just barely.

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>>724439848

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>>724442058
Yeah, like that exactly. Sometimes it's only on one leg. Also the skulls are lamps.

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Oh, and she flies around in a mortar and uses a pestle as a weapon because why the fuck not?

>>724442543

mortar yes but not pestle. just old broom.

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>>724443186
She uses a giant pestle. She isn't a generic witch, she is a specific entity.

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At least, from what I've read in a couple of books it says she wields a pestle.

>>724443860

how about pestle and broom?

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>>724443266
>>724443860
>mfw

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>>724443962
That would be really weird, probably too weird for the Russians.

>>724444081

yep some tales are strange some are scary. Like Strigas or Noonwraiths

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>>724444018
I'm unsure of what you're trying to say.

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>>724444209
Like I said earlier, Slavic folklore is fucking weird.

is it true so Red Riding Hood book is banned in US?

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It might be banned in some school districts, but there are no books that are banned throughout the whole country.

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It's really up to individual school districts to ban books in the US, there is no government body that rules on them and any private business can sell any book they want. If I remember correctly the district that my high school belonged to banned Naked Lunch as well as A Clockwork Orange, but the furthest they took the ban was not carrying it in the library. I read both books while attending that school including during class when we were left to our own devices. It was never a problem with any of the teachers or the administration that I was reading the books on campus.