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Secrets thread

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Secrets thread
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I fap with my nieces thong. Shes 19 I'm 27
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sometimes i bump threads
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down the side of my apartment building there was a glory hole into the next door ballet studio's courtyard, I used it for a few months before an old guy got arrested and I never went near it after that
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I sucked a twink off.......and I liked.it
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I go on 4chan sometimes...
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>>724424416

glory hole doesn't mean what you think it means, faggot.
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>>724424551

in soviet russia, twink suck YOU
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>>724423909
I just blew 250 dollars at blackjack
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>>724424597
well I still had ballet students jerking to completion for a month
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>OP sucks at gambling
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>>724423909

I've cracked the new shitty captcha

you don't have to solve everything on the 2nd puzzle. just pick one square. 80% of the time it lets you slide.

>fuck catcha
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I fart quietly while taking your order. Sometimes if you're fast enough I do it the entire time.
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>>724424831

oh my fuck it worked

>if this get posted it worked
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seeing penises bigger than mine make me wanna an hero ;c
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>>724425132
no way let me try it out
>it didnt
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i just came for a 13yo on omegle
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>>724425420

try it again faggot. it work 80% of the time. you must be a loser.

>pay attention. it's on the SECOND puzzle that you can cheat. not the first.

>stupid faggot
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I shower with other guys fairly often, i dk why but it is kinda fun, for lack of a better word. mostly my friend/housemate and my nephews. no homosex stuff though, but still not something i would tell people about irl
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>>724424831

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU anon
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>>724425416
how big is yours?
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>>724425762
different anon, but mine is 5 1/4 inch, both length and girth. i've got the perfect "toilet paper tube" dick
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>>724423909
I'm wearing my Girlfriends underwear while she's outta town for the weekend

It's more comfortable than most if not all of mine
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I'm not gay, but I would rather be.
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>>724425576
Here comes the partyvan
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>>724425576
post link, anon
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>>724425981
Good try, FBI
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>>724425619
i AM a loser, but lets try again even though i did it righ the first time
>it didnt

k..
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>>724425931
why?
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>>724426009
not fbi. i use periscope all the time for the same thing
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I kinda want a Nintendo Switch
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>>724424551
that taste of his cherry chapstick?
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>>724425762
bout 4 3/4 inch hard, more like 1 inch soft. (is that weird?) it's pretty girthy tho so it's not all bad. Doesn't help me not feel in superior though.
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>>724426047

I want to be a bottom.
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>>724426063
How
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>>724425981
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>>724425858
yo man... dunno if you realised but saying your dick is both 5 1/4 length and girth would mean its a perfect symmetrical cube would it not?
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>>724426353
>what is circumference?
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>>724426353
are u high
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>>724423909
I listen to Lady Gaga
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>>724426351
More
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>>724426353
Yeah isn't that normal?
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>>724423909
I'm really bad at math
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>>724423909
I'm bi but mostly a faggot. I also fucked a "straight" kid that I went to college and high school with. Nice dick on him.
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>>724426570
na itd get me band, lets just say those pink nips were suckable as fuck
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>>724426739
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i use bathroom sink as urinal. its SO much more convenient than using a fuckin toilet, im seriously considering getting a legit one installed in my restroom. and for all of you who think its weird or gross, try it, u will never go back
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>>724426222
You're a grower and a little on the small side. No biggie though, small ones are nice too. I love those cocks.
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>>724426739
>pink nips
good genetics, anon. don't tease
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>>724426739
Fuck, I want a cute 13 year old girl as my slave
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>>724426353
>CUBE DICK
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>>724423909
My sister and niece are going to stay with me for a week soon. I fully plan on dosing my sister with xanax to knock her out for some alone time with my niece.
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>>724423909
im a str8 guy, but love wanking while fucking my ass with a carrot

>feels good man
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>>724426935
take pics and post them, anon
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>>724426739
What did you type in interest
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>>724423909
i might have just got obama indicted for treason
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>>724426935
post pics when you do.
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>>724426946

You need something with a flared base bruv, or youre going to end up in one of these 'ER nurses see the oddest things' kind of thread
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When my cousin comes over she stays the night. I finger her in her sleep. She's 19
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>>724426935
That's dangerous, just play doctor or something
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i fap to godzilla porn
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>>724426790

I 'll piss in most anything. I use the laundry room sink if I cant use the loo
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>>724427434
how tf did you end up in that position?
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>>724427422
nice dubs, but this is bait right?
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>>724424700
How old were the girls?
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>>724426790
agreed, sink is the best.
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this -
>>724427434
then this
>>724427454

>/b/
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I used to sleep with my girlfriends sister.
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>>724427434

Establish dominance by plugging her up like a bowling ball then fucking her against the wall
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I'm bisexual and for the last year I've had a major crush on my best friend who's a straight guy.
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when no ones looking. I fap to braixen porn
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>>724427226
>>724427345
holy fuck, these pics are posted 1000000/day
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>>724427504
no bait
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>>724427484
Well, the same thing I am doing now, I guess I bumped her on b. She got obsessed with me and this nightmare began.
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I'm male. When I was 11 a 13 year boy in my neighborhood use to play with my ass and dick and when he was about to move to another part of the city he made me suck his dick.
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>>724424831
test
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>>724426987
lol like im gonna share that and invite cocks onto my glory tags:)

>>724426816
here have some '18' yo nips instead ;)
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>>724425858
Sorry to hear that. 7inch by 6.5 inch
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>>724427509
I looked up the dance school. 8-10/11-13
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>>724427575
Rofl, she hired people to follow me everywhere I go where I live and stupid assholes near my house hacked my network. All my devices are infected and I have lost all my celphones to her, due to hacking.
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i'm a lurker
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>>724426353
KEKEEKEKEK
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>>724427858
Post a pic of her
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>>724426935

what could possibly go wrong?
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If someone I even mildly find attractive or even just someone I know has given me their computer to fix....chances are it took me 5 minutes to fix and 55 to search for nudes.
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I have a donut fetish.
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>>724427038

ROFLMAOPIMP
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>>724427649
it sounds like you need to grow some testicles
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>>724427849
Lucky bastard
if it's true
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>>724427849
Too young for me I at least need some development. 13& up
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>>724427858
what a bullshit story, fuck kinda sad cunt are you that you have to come on /b/ and make fake shit up to seem interesting, anonymously
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>>724427916
I don't have one, but she lives in Cali where the all the shitfags are. Plus she sells drugs and steals money online, I guess she recruted a lot of anons over the years. I am alone dude.
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>>724427858

You must kill her pets
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Cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY
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>>724427757
10/10 would suck and titty fuck
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>>724428034
Call duh po po
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>>724428007
Yeah Im into development as well
but I couldn't really see what was going on, just bunch of hands and mouths on my dick making me cum
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I fingered a good friend's wife during a party as we all we;re cuddling up with blankets.
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im asian
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>>724427131

yeah, you think she doesn't know. what if I stuck my thumb up your asshole while you were asleep? think you would still be asleep?

>she's too terrified to say anything.

>she knows

>duh
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>>724423909
I fell in love with my best friend and constantly dream about being a girl so I could be with him, and I pretend to be a girl in a small online community I'm part of just so I could feel like I am one for a little bit.
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>>724427226

i know her she goes to my school. i'm telling her mom.
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>>724428102
Go back to Africa
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>>724424831
Test
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>>724428145
>gay fag
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>>724428022
Either you are one of them or what. I know b never shows simpathy and I got used to be insulted many times on b for telling my shit, but I don't have to lie about this. She has people on google, facebook, twitter, etc, etc working for her. This is huge but people don't give a crap, I mean, they buy her shit, or they steal money and everybody wins, except me that she even threatened me to kill me, and now she steals my mom's shit from her computer and she had the nerves to look up for bank accounts related to my mom. No, I am not making shit up.
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>>724428145
Weird. How old are yu?
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>>724427741

YES!! you are based anon anon
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>>724428037
We live in different countries. Rofl.
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>>724428091
wow i wonder how common that sort of thing really is
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>>724428323
Wow amazing you pieced together that I'm gay, must have taken all those brain cells.
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>>724428346
19, why?
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>have best friend
>have a very good girl friend
>they are a couple
>end up fucking her after 4 years
>awkward encounters ever since
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>>724427858

get help. with the right meds you can lead a productive paranoia free life anon.

>I'm only serious
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>>724428229
Doubtful
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>>724428379
it's not real, it's just a irl meme, like finger boxes
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>>724428419
Falling in love with his best friend is a teenager's things. Grow up bro, everything gonna be fine.
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>>724428102

if gril would fuck. i fuck many asian grils

if guy, IDGAF
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>>724428331
Go to the cops
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>>724428389
>sassy gay fag
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>>724427858
>>724428331
Have you considered psychiatric help? Not even kidding this sounds like some kind of paranoid whatever type shit especially with the accusing anyone who says you're lying of being in on the conspiracy. Get help.
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>>724428433
Dude, she keeps stealing my shit making fake accounts on facebook, besides stealing my shit they cyberbully me too, they enter the groups I am in and insult the shit out of me.
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>>724428436

get a brain moran
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I automatically assume everyone I see on the Internet is a 16-30 year old white guy
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>>724428547
Can't be gay without some sass, my man.
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>>724428552

yeah, I guess I'm one of them because I'm telling you that you are batshit crazy and a stupid asshole.
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Existence is devoid of purpose or meaning. There is no grand scheme. There is no reason for pain and suffering. We are all born to die.
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>>724428331
you know the rules
>pics or it didn't happen
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>>724428603
>Can't be gay
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>>724428545
>>724428549
¬¬ I really hope not you or anyoen have to go throught my hell. You are not the first one to tell me that, but it's real. People think everything is cool but no, these assholes act ninja and steal people's money and it's unfair. People work hard for a few bucks and these motherfuckers steal it like it's nothing. Cops, lulz. They don't care.
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>>724424831
WORK! THANKS anon!
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>>724428587
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Uncles had sex with me regularly starting when I was 10.
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>>724428892
that's not a secret, everyone knows
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>>724428733
if the cops won't help, just kill them all yourself, and then kill yourself, so you can, ya know.. hide the evidence
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>>724428931
Nope, only me and them.
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>>724428932
Oh, well u_u.
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>>724428955
was it traumatic or erotic, or traumatic-erotic?
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>>724428993
but honestly, why would the cops not care. your being a fucking idiot.
>post pics
>get help
simple
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>>724426222
You mean inferior?
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>>724429073
Sort of traumatic at first I guess. But erotic/hot, yeah. It was more forced than not at least when it started. Then I began to like it and am glad they taught me how great it could feel once I was ready for it. So both I guess. Looking back, way more erotic.
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>>724429094
You missed the part where i mentioned :we live in different countries...she is in US, I am not. I don't want to see her old ugly face.
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>>724429187
then fuck off
>pics or it didn't happen
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>>724429179
is this gay sex or are you female?
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>>724429288
I'm female.
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>>724429301
you're not disturbed or something?
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>>724429301
thats hot.
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>>724424831
do it
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>>724429286
I don't keep her pics on my computer, that would be sick. I mean, this psycho bitch is making my life hell, no way on earth I would keep her pics on my pc.
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I hate you
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>>724429340
Not really. Like, it was something I was naturally curious about at the time, like everyone is, and most of the time it was fun. And it felt good.

>>724429351
That was another reason I liked it. It felt nice being around older guys, and also because it was sort of wrong once I realized that.
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>>724429410
And I don't give a crap about it Carly, I already know, that is why you are doing this to me.
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>>724429410
And there is no reason to it, I don't even fucking know you irl and I never did anything to you, you are crazy.
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>>724429457
interestingly enough that makes a lot of sense, because sex, and sexuality in general is so taboo in western society, your most primeval instincts become socially opressed, yet doing them still feels great, so there after you are conditioned from basically puberty to find erotica in taboo forbidden things. sometimes, the wronger it is, the better it feels.
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>>724429396
then fuck off
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I used to jerk off with my sister's panties when I was like 13, she would go on runs with me and leave her sweaty clothes in the bathroom, so I'd go and find her panties and jerk off to her sweaty cunt smell
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>>724429410
>>724429522
>>724429657

>what the fuck is going on
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>>724429743
You are not going to help me dude, do you?

So far nobody has wanted to help me, so I'm assuming you are just curious about her.
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>>724429853
one thing spread out into three posts
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>>724429985
Kinda like
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>>724429457
that's wrong but I'm glad it doesn't haunt you
are you a good girl?
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>>724429999
this
Quads motherfucker check 'em
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>>724429410
you only day that because you really love me
love is hate
hate is love
to truly hate is to not give a single fuck
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>>724430007
It's sort of wrong, I guess - depends on how you view it. But I'm glad for it.

What exactly is that supposed to mean?

>>724429703
What's harmful in 99% of cases is not only the abuse/sex but society telling people they have been harmed. I'm not saying that's what happened in my case, but I believe it to be true.
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>>724429999
doooooooooope quads my guy
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>>724430164
day == say
typo sorry
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>>724430184
idk, are you not fucked up?
because i thought kids that got abused got all fucked up
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>>724430199
Ohh, look who we have here. Nice. Who else is coming at me?
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>>724430199
oh shit nice dubs
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>>724430184
I'm actually very interested in you, would you say that these events of molestation, particularly in respects to you proactive view point on it, have made you more likely to want to have sex with other children who where the same age as you during your experience?
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I deleted my friend's ninja saga account a few years ago because he was higher level than me
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>>724430479
you are horrible
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>>724430267
I mean, not in 100% of cases. I'm fine. And I guess it was abuse, or that's what you'd call it, but it didn't feel that way.

>>724430408
I don't think it's a good thing and my view is not proactive, and I think it truly harms people the vast majority the time. After a little bit, I wanted it just as much as they did it, and I started it a lot of the time. So it wasn't molestation, at least not most of it, or I wouldn't call it that. But at the time I was checking out mostly older guys, lol.
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Recently reconnected with my daughter, she was born when I was 15 years old and now she is currently 16 years old. We chat and plan on one day meeting up in person but I want to push it off till she is an adult...cause I want to fuck her.
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>>724430552
Noooooooo don't tell me that :'(
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i just ate so many carbs like SO many carbs
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>>724430665
yuck
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>>724430590
n0ice
whaddup grill
how's your vagina doing?
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>>724430941
It's fine, but that's an odd thing to ask.
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>>724431003
is it really?
i think it might be better with my penis inside it
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I have a pretty non-threatening appearance which I can use to my advantage
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I'm secretly wanting to be black.
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>>724423909
i like memes
LOCK ME UP
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I used to make out with my niece and licked her once when she was sleeping
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>>724431049
Do you want to fuck me, or fuck me when I was a child? :P
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>>724431200
how old were both of you
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>>724431224
you rn
not tryna catcha case honey
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>>724431233
10 and 14
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>be cracked out meth head
>drive through crack hood looking for a head to rob
>see hood rat hooker on corner
>pull up to see if she's holding with the intention of getting her in car to take her some where to drop her off after I rob her
>talking her up
>ask her how much for a date
>asks me "How do I know you're not a cop?"
>pull dick out and start stroking
>tweaker dick is hard in seconds
>ask her to touch it
>shes stroking me through car window
>almost forget crack
>ask if she's holding
>pulls out a rock from her bra
>holds it in her palm in front of my face
>her other hand is on dick
>slap her crack hand sending rock into the air in my car
>she about rips my dick off when I take off but im good
>step on the gas, grab my dick and almost run her over
>get shot at
>go two blocks over and finish beating off before I smoke crack
>drive home to kids
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>>724431301
why'd you do it
and why when she was sleeping, if you already made out she'd likely have gone farther
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>>724430184
>>724430184
>What's harmful in 99% of cases is not only the abuse/sex but society telling people they have been harmed. I'm not saying that's what happened in my case, but I believe it to be true.

As someone who was molested as a child and enjoyed it ( it felt loving and nurturing and felt good ) - I agree with you that the stigma is harsh. But I believe sexualizing kids ( even if it "feels good" for them ) causes all kinds of problems.
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>>724431250
You just sound horny. And affected.
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I have a 4 inch penis
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>>724428892
>more than 1 uncle? how did your parents deal with thi?
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>>724431406
im affected alright
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>>724431401
I agree completely.

How were you and the other person, if I can ask? And guy/girl? Just wondering how similar your situation is to mine.

Are you doing OK now?
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>>724431425
Yes, both joined in eventually. They didn't know - why would they?
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>>724431475
Why did you seduce your uncles?
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>>724431555
Nice bait.
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>>724431451
I'm a guy, both my mom, and a friend of the family ( guy ). My mom used to play with my dick all the time, and would suck it and stuff. It's hard for me to even think of it as sexual to be honest, it was just her showing her love for me. Same way as she might rub my head, or whatever.

Honestly, it fucked me up way more when in highschool I fucked around with a male teacher. That was 100x more confusing for me.

I think I'm ok now - I was pretty fucked up for a while, but i wouldn't pin it on that. I'd say it had more to do with my mom taking off to another state, my dad raising me and shit. add depression. horrible divorce - both parents struggle with mental illness, etc etc.

>>724431475
well if both uncles were joining in.. I guess the question would be how could they _not_ know?
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>>724431475
How did you instigate it?


Did you grab his penis?
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>>724423909
Since The Patriot Act, I've been on the no-fly list, audited twice and had everyone who used to be and is currently in my life questioned and took in for questioning 4 times, because of some shit I was into years before the bill was passed, years after I became a boring ass square. Yep, terror panic action sure is not flushing tax dollars and people's time down the drain. (sarcasm).
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>>724431640
I didn't really instigate it apart from staring at one in the shower a few times.

Yes, he told me to, and had me suck it. That was the start of it.

>>724431635
I'm glad you're doing better.

And one babysat a lot, the other also lived in the area and came over to have fun with me when parents were out of town.
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When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are hardcore jesusfags so they are sheltered kids, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. she is the 1st girl they've ever seen naked up close. They have showered with just me lots of times and it's not an issue at all but their parents would freak out if they knew she was with us also.
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>>724431475
You would have said something if you didn't want it.
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>>724426222
In the same playing field. I'm about 5 inches, but soft, it's, like, nothing. I even go out of my way to avoid potential relationships just because of it.
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>>724431743
>I didn't really instigate it apart from staring at one in the shower a few times.
>a few times.
So clearly you instigated it.

Do you blame your uncles for becoming a whore?
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>>724431775
That's actually very not true. A lot of times kids are confused, scared... or will lose their family situation if they escalate it. Many learn to be quiet and take it. It's very sad and traumatic. I'm sorry, but you sound ignorant about this all.
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>>724431690
what kind of past? I had problems at first because I did lots of drugs.

>>724431743
thanks. you doing ok? did you ever tell your parents? Do you ever fantasize about it? do you find yourself sexualizing other kids? ( not asking if you act on it.. ).

I found that since I was being sexual so young ( and tried oral sex on other boys in like 5th grade ( cringe ).. It is easy for me to look at younger people in a sexual manner. It isn't a conscious thing, it just happens. I've never acted on anything - or had any desire to. Just sort of like the thoughts are there.
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>>724426222
>>724431839
Also checked.
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>>724424831
Really?
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>>724431848
That's not instigating anything - kids are naturally curious, especially around puberty.

No need to try and "blame" me or whatever you're going for here.

And I'm not a whore, but you seem to be on some power trip and trying to feel better about yourself.
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>>724424831
Really? (didn't give me a puzzle the first time)
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>>724424831
Really? (didn't give me a puzzle the second time either)
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>>724424831
FUCK WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES AM I NOT GETTING A FUCKING CAPTCHA??
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>>724431926
he's jerking off right now, that is what is going on. I'd just ignore him

>>724431975
>>724431949

shit this worked. what do you mean a puzzle? aren't all captchas like that now?
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>>724424831
OK fuck this and fuck you chink moot motherfucker this site sucks fucking cock.
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>>724431926
ignore the bait
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>>724432009
It's not making me solve anything I'm just being allowed to post.
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>>724431926
I get it, you can't take responsibility for your actions, and you need to blame someone else.
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>>724423909
I rufied my gf and let a stranger have sex with her, She never found out.
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>>724423909
Oh shit. How much do I have to go through?

I have an incest fetish, and to add on to the degeneracy: I have a crush on my 13 year old cousin.

Fuck me, right?
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>>724432009
>>724432073
seventh post ITT and nothing to solve.
>>
I'm in love with my friend's girlfriend
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>>724431902
>what kind of past?
I was an activist in several groups critical of the government and especially it's puppet masters. I bailed when extremists started forming their own groups.
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>>724432119
Eight
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>>724426353

You are an idiot, my man.
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>>724432078
I'm not blaming anyone, myself included, because no one's at fault?

I'm guessing you didn't even read my posts.

Fuck off retard.
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>>724432109
how old are you?

sounds cute. pics (w/o face)?
>>
>have own business ( small freelance shit )
>had $50k in bank
>lost clients
>can't seem to get new ones
>down to $10k in bank
>haven't done shit for years, and can't focus
>every day the same. get up late, do chores, avoid work.. do a little bit hear and there
>can't do the stuff I need to do
>scared? fearful? I dunno. but every time I try, i get distracted. "I'll do it tomorrow"
>doing this for almost 2 years
>more clients leave

It is a secret because people think I'm successful and shit, and I lie about how great business is - but I think I might be fucked. I have no idea what to do.
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>>724428892
Are you male or female?
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>>724432060
I stopped because i got tons of unsolvable ones. like weird squiggles and shit, over and over for days.
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>>724432145
You seem to blow up at the drop of the hat as well.


You should really seek help for your anger issues.
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>>724432138
Nine

FINALLY had to solve a captcha and it was that goddamned storefront bullshit so it didn't work. Fuck this site I truly hope it goes bankrupt.
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>>724432190
See >>724429301
Why?
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>>724432222
And I got quads. Fuck all of you.
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>>724432211
means you're posting too much with that cookie. Just wait a few hours.

>>724432215
babby's first gaslighting attempt
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>>724432175
just get off your ass and work hard
>>
Traps are hot as fuck, the dick just throws me way off
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>>724432222
cant argue with those quads
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>>724432239
cause i wanna go down on you
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>>724432255
Followed by dub dubs. Suck my dick.
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>>724428892
I think you might be my niece.
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>>724424831
Cow mooo
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>>724432266
>honest to god, I don't know what is wrong with me. It is like my brain won't let me. It sounds simple, "just do it". I try and its hard, and a few seconds later I'm doing something else.

>>724432321
you and your brother used to fuck your niece together?
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>>724423909
I shot a stray cat in the head today. It was in my chicken house.
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>>724432321
haha, oh anon, you wish. you'd never do something like that.
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Jews and niggers did 9/11
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>>724432344
>you and your brother used to fuck your niece together?
We like teamwork.
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>>724426296
You're gay.
>>
I find kids ages 8+ arousing. Especially if they wear something to show their plump, young ass ;^)
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>>724432175
What do you do anon?
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>I helped make sure Trump won my state in the republican primaries
>I'm a democrat
>Figured it would make it easier for Hil to win
>MFW that fag won
>>
>>724432431
I don't care as long as you don't do anything illegal or that would hurt them.
>>
>>724432344
>extreme laziness

you might be depressed fam, go see a doctor
>>
>>724426353
cylinder, retard.
>>
im gay :'(
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>>724432495
fuck
not that anon, but i went to shrink and shit but i lied to make it seem i wasn't as fucked as i really was

i should go back
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>>724432564
That ain't a secret.
>>
I enjoy watching Tentacle Porn. Hentai, not the weird real shit.
>>
Alright, I'm off to bed.

Any last questions?
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>>724432450
I guess web design mostly. I have some big clients - companies you would know the names of. But I moved away from "the big city" a while ago, and my contacts have dried up. I have no idea how to get more. I can't even focus on redoing our company website. It is like.. performance anxiety or stage fright - it is like I lock up mentally. I'm glad I quit drinking and doing drugs, because I know right now I would so fucked up trying to avoid this shit. Instead I waste time here and playing vidgay

>>724432495
yeah I struggle with depression.

>>724432584
why you do that?
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>>724425896
Then your Dick must ve extremely small And your balls stuffed into your body beyond reckignition
>>
>>724432158
I'm 23, I don't have any picture but I could describe her.

She's a brunette. She's thinking of dyeing her hair blonde, but her parents persuaded her to keep it the way it is. Normally cuts it to her neck, but she grows it out most of the time.

She's pretty fucking tall too. I'm about 6' 2 and she's about 5, 8. Has a cute face in general I guess? Not good at describe facial features.

She has a cute flat chest. Pretty skinny at that too.
>>
I rape fridges with blenders.
>>
>>724432660
none? not even from facebook or instagram? weak.

sounds cute. wish i could meet her. :3
>>
>>724432635
shame and fear i guess, she said she has to report me to police if i was in danger of hurting myself or others
>>
>>724432635
ok the choices are clear af my anon guy
>get help, get better save company
>don't get help, don't get better, loose company
>>
>>724432489
Don't worry m8. I think with my brain. Wouldn't want to risk it all on the line for 30-40minutes of action.
>>
>>724432564
Everybody knows - they're waiting for you to admit it.
>>
>>724432712
lying to your shrink is fucking stupid
>>
>>724432772
Thanks. You're one of the good ones.
>>
>>724432739
I don't know what help to even get. I'm on meds. see doctor. see therapist for 10 years +.

but eyah you are right. I just feel lost. Like I'm being asked to fly a plane or someshit that I have no idea how to do.
>>
>>724432816
it's good you're able to talk about it like that. i think therapy helps, as do meds. keep staying strong. you've got this.
>>
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anyway sad design guy is going to go fold laundry so I can feel productive.

l8 and thanks for the support
>>
>>724427709
How old was he?
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>>724432879
thx :)
>>
>>724427849
So...
You had 8yo girls jerk you off?
How come?
>>
>>724432816
>change your meds
>change furniture around
>go on a trip somewhere
>pick up new hobbies

sometimes the best thing for you if your stuck in this kinda situation is change, no matter how small or big. consider being more spontaneous
>>
>>724423909
If you want to make dragon/fantasy dildos, the first challenge is to deal with the legal harrassment from Bad Dragon. They will find a reason to sue... despite there being 20+ companies in the market already.
>>
>>724424831
this is almost as good as when captchas were text-based and anon realized you only needed to match one of the words - so everyone started typing "NIGGER" as the second word, in a desperate attempt to piss off Google/m00t.
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>>724426296
faggot here, if you crave getting assfucked you're one of us.
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>>724432962
thanks. fuck already have too many hobbies. I need to get back into the "making money" hobby. Maybe I'm just really burned the fuck out. I've been doing this shit for over 10 years.
>>
>>724428091
Why would girls that young ever be interested in such things?
>>
>>724432987
jesus

i actually remember this
>>
>>724433062
new anon. I do too, but I still like fucking my GF and other chicks. guess I'm bi or something.
>>
>>724432691
Probably has a Facebook or an Instagram... But to lazy to find it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess she likes me back...? Hopefully so, out of all of her cousins (fucking like 7) she speaks to me the most.

She sometimes even make weird moves on me. Well not even sure if I would call them moves, just kind of just. Leaning her head on my shoulder, sitting next to me putting her hand on my lap.

Hopefully these are signals to suggest that she likes me.
>>
I made my 8yo niece suck my dick and she swallowed my cum

Best fucking day of my entire fucking life
>>
>>724427858
get psychiatric help
>>
>>724428145
Have you considered being trans?
>>
>>724433118
that's my fucking question
>>
>>724433153
Probably not, I'm probably just lying to my self. Most likely, lmao.
>>
>>724433153
Nah, you should find it. Add her on Insta or Snapchat, good way to start talking more. She's the age where having any sort of older guy friends is a good thing. Regarding speaking to you the most, yeah, that's the whole older guy thing and her being going through puberty/curious and all.

It doesn't mean she specifically likes you, it means she's a probably-horny and confused teen and you're an older guy.
>>
>>724428331
>paranoid schizophrenia: the post
>>
>>724423909
I work at home. Nobody ever saw me in real life. I do everything online. Why? Because I'm a giant spider. Muahahaha!
>>
>>724433158
doubt it, you wish
>>
>>724428331
Just get a gun And act
Be a man for fucking once
Break her fucking arms And rape her in the ass
Fucking srpen her in the toilet
Why should some bitch ruin your life, you can do that by yourself
>>
>>724432987
reNIGGER project

dang anon thats like pre 2010

>and i thought i was the only old fag
>>
>>724432987
lmao olfugg
>>
>>724432431
imo a nice as is a nice ass regardless of age or gender
>>
>>724433459
>gender
no
>>
>>724433445
aww summer fag upset?
>>
>>724433502
yes
>>
>>724433517
nigger i been here longer than you
i just don't give a fuck cause i don't suck cock for a living
>>
>>724433524
maybe?
>>
>>724424831
WTF
>>
>>724433573
>I've been here longer than you

jesus christ you are cancer
>>
>>724433573
smh
>>
>>724433576
yes
>>
>>724433573
>i can old fag more than you can old fag

I'm sure you have a massive dick too right anon?
>>
>>724433668
alright
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>>724429094
Ur a dumb motherfucker then
>>
NEW BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>724433818
>>724433818
>>724433818

>>724433818
>>
>>724428892
How do u fucking consent when u Are 10
I guess they really had to force in at e
first
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>be me
>go with fuckbuddy to sex shop
>joke about flavoured lube
>decide to buy it
>use it later in the day
>a day later
>fuckbuddy and her boyfriend are fucking in the room next door
>bf says "you taste sweeter than usual"
>fuckbuddy starts laughing
>i hold my laugh in but start wheezing like a kettle
he's so blind
>>
>>724433818

>>724433818

>>724433818
>>
>>724430590
Well then it is you, it has always been
If you gave them your consent, it means u clearly wanted to and then it stopped being abuse, right?
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>>724430606
You are a retard
Use the other hole for the love of god
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>>724428331
Good I hope you're eventually caught and tortured
>>
>>724431475
How does it feel when you meeting them Now
Or do you?
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>>724429837
Describe her
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>>724432355
Good job
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>>724432628
Completely fine
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