Femanon here, you have 10 seconds to convince me to become

KILL YOURSELF FAGFOT

>>724424331
The marrow is my favourite vegetable

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i have big weewee show your boobs

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>>724424331
If you don't get on your knees and service me right now, this little guy gets it, kapeesh?

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>>724424331
I made this for you

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>>724424331

>No tits
>No timestamp
Must be a trap

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Plz

>>724424645
So far youre number one
>>724424484
This guy number two.

>>724424331
Ill buy pizza whenever you want

>>724424331
sometimes (with enough lube) i can shove both nuts up my butthole.

hey bby want sum fukk

>>724424770
oh shit I'm actually worth something

>>724424331

you won't be able to tell if im lying or not when i call you beautiful.

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>>724424331
You're on 4chan, do you have a better option?
I doubt it, so why not?

>>724424331
I'm a 21 y.o virgin.

>>724424331
I want to secure the existence of my race for the future of white children.

I'm rich.

>>724424331
i have pizza rolls

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>>724424331
yo bitch, want sum fuck?

>>724424331
I have a holo Charizard

I'm terrible in bed

Bitch please.

>>724425522
poor doggo he dindu nuffin

I, too, have boobs and wish to rub them against yours.

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>>724425522
Good .Webm

>>724424726
Hmm, if it's a trap I'm intersted ... If it's a femanon, good god no! Keep your bedsores broken couch and trailer to yourself!

Ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExHANlz9iWU

>>724424331
I'll fuck you so hard you'll forget your fucking name

>>724424331

I will cherish thee with love and good will.

I have pretty good memes

>>724424331
Trips or more

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>>724425725
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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my cock

>>724425831
Meh.

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So you wanted some trips?

>>724425831

ay bb

>>724425997
>a expert

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>>724425997
Damn so close.

>>724424331
I'm dangerously cheesy.

I'm a romantic faggot and will shower you with money

>>724425305

You are the new front runner anon.

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>>724425818
one of my best

>>724426151
>>724425305
Samefag.

being a nigger I have a larger cock than most

I will be sensitive about your weight problem

>>724426237
-10 points because you're a nigger though

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>>724426237
Ew. no

>>724425305

If OP actually were a girl this would win.

>>724425305
Not op but please take me..

>>724426352
relax im a good nigger who has a house and job

>>724424331

No. Fuck off.

>>724426352

How can black bois even compete?

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>>724424331

since noone has said it yet
TITS OR GTFO.

>>724426352

What's funny is, this horse is infinitely more valuable than a nigger, who is always a liability.

>>724426453
Of which you both stole

>>724426453
>nigger
>house
>job

One of these things are not the same as the others. Can you guess?

I like spending money on the girls I am with, I am an honest decent guy, but I admit I am boring unless you enjoy typical non athletic guy stuff.

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negro

You ain't Whitney so who would want you

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OP Here inb4, No blacks.

>>724426639

Male here. I would date you.

>>724426639
Op here, do you eat ass?

>>724426621
>stole job
kek im a construction worker I steal jobs from the mexicans

Trips or more

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Free bud.

>taco bell on the daily
>back/foot massages that'll make you cum
>I play 7 instruments
>i have a fedora for each day of the week
>dropped karate classes to learn hat tipping
>eat pussy like a dog
>we can post on 4chin and be a faggot as one
>I'll buy you flowers if you let me stick it in yours
>also make 300k a year
>reply to this post
>or your mom will
>die in her sleep tonight.

>>724426721
Ah shiieet, guess I'm out.

>>724426768
nah, shits gross :P

>>724426320
New front runner

>>724426759
thanks but no homo :)

>>724426868
fuck

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>>724426873
Fuck that ho, bro. Let's just smoke up together and laugh at the rest struggling to satisfy that needy bitch.
>TFW cracka as fuck

>>724424331
You have 10 seconds to convince a single man in here of your worth. Why should any man in here settle for you? What do you have to offer some younger hotter version of you can't?

>>724426796
So.... You admit to being a thief...
Is it weird building houses after growing up in a broken home?

>>724424331
I'm rich and you can cuck me all you want, I won't say a word.

>>724424331
i'm a decamillionaire, and relatively handsome.

>>724424331
I am lonely and have never had sex with a woman.

I've had sex with a man, who begged me to go easy because of my massive cock, but never a woman.

>>724424331
I'll lick your clit until you scream, then we can play games.

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>>724426984
I like you :^)

Op is clearly an attention seeking male.

Fuck off

I'm good looking, have money, good looking, have money, decent looking, have some cash, okay in appearance, sum of money, I'm alright, kinda broke, I'm average at best, broke.

>>724427167
Also somewhat rough in bed, like pounding deep and fast.
Gonna have to deal with that.

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>>724427118
quite, my dad was in the navy, a true patriot. tbh always hated my mom

>>724426868
fuck you man

Big peepee
Eat the butt
Broke
Honest

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>>724427109
OP here why dont you have GF already if you are so great.

>>724427211
>I've had sex with a man, who begged me to go easy because of my massive cock

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>>724424331
Pic related, but I'll bite though.

What the fuck do you bring to the table besides 3 holes and an appetite to spend money?

I'll make it easier, what sets you apart from the literal hundreds of millions of other women that walk the earth currently?

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>>724427392

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>>724427109

>>724427364
>tbh always hated my mom

OP THIS MEANS THIS MAN IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THE DEFAULT FEMALE FIGURE IN HIS UPBRINGING WAS A NEGATIVE ONE. YOU'RE SINOLY A MIRROR FOR HER NEURONS TO REFLECT OFF OF, BACK INTO HIS SUPPRESSED MEMORIES SO AS HE HATES YOU HE'LL FUCK MEN BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS NAVETEN DAD.

Basically pick me, I'm still in mom's basement. Tells you I'm stable! Right? Yes. Haha :)

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>>724427628

I'm not poor and i'm looking to fuck.

ya'll niggers posting in a troll thread. Not a single smidge of evidence that OP is a female has been posted and you fags are STILL responding.

I am disappoint.

>>724427364
Gay father and a crack fiend momma, broken home is broken.

>>724424331
I'm 21, 5'11" and 250 lb. with an otherweight, leaning on obese body. I'm a political left-centrist that supports Trump, and supported him over Clinton. I have an 8.4" dick. I have a decent PC, as well as a few older consoles. I have a steam library with well over 200 games, and a few shelves of physical games copies. I enjoy cuddling, hugs, and sleeping next to people (I slept with my parents until I was ~12, when I hit puberty). Although I've never had sex, I really get off on the idea of myself pleasuring someone, so I'd likely enjoy rough sex, focusing on pleasuring my partner. Ido play d&d on sundays, though, so likely no sex then; not that we'd have sex at my house anyways, since I live with my parents. The things I like in a women are: a cute face, a healthy body (not obese or anorexic), in-common hobbies, no drug additions, and no sociopathy, psychopathy, or mental retardation. The fetishes I find unacceptable to participate in are: scat, puke, baby rp, farting, gore, vore, exetreme violence (punching, kicking, stabbing, etc.), and anything that involves other participants.

If you didn't know, I was going for brutal honesty here.

>>724424331
I want your opinion, I respect your thoughts and acknowledge your worth, I pray Zen honesty and accountability, I care about my own grooming and fitness, your sexual preferences matter, I don't cheat and I'm not afraid to stand up to the world when things are hardest. How's that?

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I wont kill your offspring

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You know the rules.

Fun fact.
When OP states that they are female actual femanons come and lurk.

>>724427685
>Still in moms basement
hows far have you worked your way up to chad my friend

>>724427840
Oh, also I'm an impoverished NEET.

>>724427840
>200 games
p l e b

>>724424331
Fake or nah, ill play.

I have no life, no job, and you'll hard pressed to get me to do something besides lay in bed, work out, and play vidya.

But im slightly above average looks, well above average braimatter wise, I have a 9 inch d, and I give good fuck.

In otherwords "Could do worse"

>>724427847
We can be friends.

>>724427906
This. I've always noticed this. Women hate each other and will always come whenever there's another one around.

>>724428060
I don't think it's that they hate each other they just want to see what kind of girl is on /b/ with them.

>>724427967
I'm an impoverished NEET, as stated. No money, no games.

>>724427685
Tell me more about this psychology stuff

>>724428279
aw man it's no fun if you don't fight back /:

>>724427685
IT'S LIKE 50 SHADES OF GREY ALL OVER AGAIN

>>724428243
Nah, they're always out for blood.

>>724428011
Glad to hear it. I couldn't be more than that anyway; I'm very happily married. But I have three adult daughter's and I worry for them over the shifty class of boy-men we're breeding these days.

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>when her weight starts with 2

>>724428495
Pics of their feet?
Instagram?
Snap chat?
Zoodlebawb?
Youtubezoo?
Redandblue?
Panties too?

>>724428466
Was that not hard enough? I didn't disprove my pleb status, but I did tell you the proper reason why I have but +200 steam games. I'd say that was a right old thrashing, friend.

>>724428525
...
>and is only 2 digits

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>>724424331
hahahaha, no. be a decent lady first then maybe i'll take you out for a fun night.

>>724424331
I'm not attractive in the slightest so you won't have to worry about me cheating on you

>>724428525
20? Pedo.
Modddddddds

>>724425606
OP is a slut. I'm going for this one. She might be bi and bring chicks into the fun.

Sup bitch, want a sprite or a water?

>>724428482
Not really :3

>>724424331

I like badgers.

>>724428630
Ick, don't speak to me anymore.

>>724428768
I can see why youre single.

>>724428817
You're*

And fuck you I'm happily taken with the bitch I replied to.

>>724428872
No you're not, and im that bitch. How does it feel knowing you will never touch a pussy ?

I have crippling confidence issues that will leave me 100% devoted to you and a dick that's above average (If I would just lose weight) but is mostly non functioning due to aforementioned confidence issues /however/ giving oral sex is the greatest sexual pleasure I find.

I'm in line for a few million dollars soonish (Grandpa is a multimillionaire and feels bad that I'm an aspie fuckup but am clearly pained that I'm not more normal)

If you think Jorge Sprave and all of his barrel chested glory is attractive and you want someone to get high with in a McMansion and play videogames with a mildly attractive yet slightly overweight dude with naturally silver hair - then I'm your man.

>>724424331
I have the biggest smallest penis

>>724429053
show me.

>>724428812
>is genuinely hurt by your comment
>shrugs
>jerks off to Ben 10 porn
>cums on stomach, chest and face >wipes up with childhood spongebob blanket
>forms a person-shape out of 3 of my 5 pillows
>gently holds it
>cries self to sleep

>>724424331
I occasionally have trouble figuring out which is bigger my dick or my bank account. I'll be waiting for you to move in.

>>724428988
Everyone here is my witness you're my bitch.

>grabs pussy

That's just for today. You won't be fed cum tonight for the attitude but keep quiet and do a good job with chores and you'll get some dick tomorrow.

Motherfucking trips

>>724429204
I have a solution, so you have more than 3 dollars?

>>724429248
Keep dreaming homo.

>>724429193
=(

>>724426868
that shit is unethical

>>724429303
I'll also cuck you with your hot friends. They'll wonder why I'm saying a whale, but when they realize I'm banging all of them as you take care of the house they will get it. I'm kinda hungry tbh.

>>724424331
Fuck you I don't ever want you to be my girlfriend I would rather contract AIDS and live out the slow painful death that results than be your fuckin boyfriend.

>>724424331
i have money and big dick

>>724424331
There is nothing i could say to earn anyones love

>>724429441
How do we compete with that

>>724429261
5 digits currently not much, 6 figures, VP and a CEO, and great credit. I'm white so that'd probably explain alot

>>724427260
That scared the shit outta me but it gave me a hearty chuckle afterward

>>724425606
I'd treat you right.

>>724429441
Fuck man you just had to go to that level and make all us other guys look like shit

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>>724426189
Ill see your long neck, and raise you a ripe banana

>>724424331
You will never have to make one of these threads ever again.

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>>724424331
Just look at my face. Convinced?

I have chocolate and will buy your tampons in exchange for daily fuckings

>>724426768
Not your fat ass, gross.

>>724426796
Dont feed the trolls buddy, theyre way past due for nappy naps.

>>724429303
Hello?

>>724424331
You forgot the first rule, faggot.

>>724429303
Gf?..

>>724429303
:(

Guys... my gf won't text me back

>>724426868
Mines already dead.
Now YOU need to reply to MY post or YOUR mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Cuz we can be happy together

>>724426984
Id smoke weed with you man. were not all Trump-ets.

>>724424331
Another femanon here, kill yourself, OP. :)

>>724424331
"Let's go shopping, you need new shoes"

GF status achieved.

>>724430091
Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis? ;^)
She died because you and dad were lazy and didn't love her the way a woman should be loved!!!!
NOW YOU reply to this most or your dad will die of rectal cancer in 2018

>>724427685
Whats a nigger?

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I'm not rich but I have an interesting career as an animator. I like to travel, especially to Japan. Small dick but I always make girls cum. 8/10 looks, not fat. Liberal. I like going out to metal shows and good restaurants. Are u my tru love OP?

>>724430227
you sound like the perfect match for my mom

>>724429523
Sorry muh manliness.
>>724429648
They needed a quick rundown.

>>724430055
Destroy your phone so she thinks you died.

>>724424331
Ill buy you pizza and give you my jackets

if you're into troubled boys hit me up

>>724430318
She died cuz of lung cancer, just like you and your alcoholic grand parents and soon to be your parents buddy. Oh how the angels will sing at your sorrow when your parents are dead and gone and your put up for a mental ward :) :D if you reply to this post the family members you love most will die 99.99999999999999% faster voiding all immunities. If you don't reply to this post you die of explosive hemoroids and parasitic worms over the course of 25 years, voiding all immunities.

>>724430377
You seem fat and uninteresting.

>>724431106
Hehe, oh, if you only knew!

>>724424331
I already have a gf.
It's going to be mainly a sexual relationship.
Thats why you should.

>>724424331
I earn 200k a year, and can run 2 miles in less than 16 minutes. You'll have to okay dating me with my wife though.

>>724424331
Im fat, and have a little dick however I am rich as fuck

>>724424331
I know why we are here

>>724424331
Joke's on you. You're the one who has to convince me to accept you. I'm good. Thanks.

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I'm not black, and not complete shit.

>>724424331
38, white male, 6' 220 lbs, 90k/yr income, vasectomy, soldier, love to eat pussy, dont put up with bullshit.

>be op
>"femanon here"
>be guy

you can stay at my place for free and spend all my money like my other girlfriend

I use 4chan and don't have a chode

>>724424331
Every once in a while I will untie you and let you out of the basement to access the rest of the house. On the weekends, I won't rent you out to my friends with you tied to a bed, you will be all mine. What can I say, I'm a romantic.

I look like gordon freeman, simple as that.

>>724433771
How many polys? I need a poly count, or my system might not be able to handle it.

>>724433157
Truth

You will buy me taco bell, you will keep your conversation minimal.

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>>724433902
I uh... none?

>>724424331
My dick tastes like chocolate and I'm rich.

>>724433157
too real

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>>724434147
No discernable polys, but "looks like Gordon Freeman"...

>>724424331
I can boogie and get down. I can do the shimmity sham

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>>724424331
I love romantic movies and watching the view.

>>724424331
There are no women on the internet, I'm not gay.
Fuck off

>>724424331
Fuck your stupid ass cunt

>>724424331
OP, my selling point is that I'm a normie.

You can be my sidehoe if you like? I only do crazies that enjoy butt stuff though

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>>724424331
My 2 favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

>>724424331
not into whores

>>724424331
Dumplings, beer and rock climbing?

I used 11 seconds to write this

>>724424331
Is that your cat with all that cash and delicious pizza?

>>724425522

Why doesn't the dog just bite it's head off.

I kill aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

>>724424331
I don't know anything about you. Sorry, I pass.

>>724424331
I play ROBLOX

>>724426868
lel

i'm gay

Kerchow

>>724425305
/thread

Ten inches.

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1

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2

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this

>>724424331
I have a car

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this again

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derp

>>724424331
not interested in idiots.

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i have a long cat

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>white
>male
>hetero
>1,83 m
>75 kg
>26 yo
>german student
>short, blonde hair
>blue eyes
>dick is 14 - 15 cm
>also PC Masterrace
>i can draw, pic related

>>724439334
>white male
>german = nazi
> 14-15 cm cock long
LMAO

>>724438875
>>724438891
>>724438916

Well played, sir.

I can kinda cook...

Fuck off.
you have 10 seconds to convince me why i should fuck this pizza badger

>>724440053
and $115 isnt enough

>>724428777
nice trips, sister

>>724426868
well done

>>724440088
checked.

4440088

this anon warrants an answer OP