As a sugar daddy dominating a coed while paying her college tuition

>>724421210
>As a sugar daddy
Why are you illiterate, you fucking cuntslop?

>>724421210
Go on

I don't have any questions, just thank you for putting more women through college.

>>724421210
what do you do to her?
and moar pics

>>724421210
How'd ya make your money?
Are you OK with her being in it for the money?
Do you plan to find an incoming Freshman after she graduates?

>>724421210
>Thinks I don't know gingerpuss

Sage goes in all fields

>>724421210
Do you love the Trump?

Hes full of shit

>>724421210
Why are you putting a random ho who's picture you got off 4ch ins through college?

is her pussy worth $15,000?

>>724421915
>How'd ya make your money?
Cashed out on several IPOs from tech start-ups. Snap was icing on the cake this week.

>Are you OK with her being in it for the money?
I have two ex wives and kids living off trust funds. I'm not just having fun with the hot girls I could never date as young man.

>Do you plan to find an incoming Freshman after she graduates?
I typically take a year off and then work a few local campuses. One of the jobs my girl has is to find a replacement. You'd be amazed how many would do this for paid tuition.

>>724422087
So you hate America and want her people to listen to the false song of globalism?

>>724422274
>is her pussy worth $15,000?
IMO, yes. The deal we have is she sleeps with me during the week and never "has a headache" in my bed. She goes to class, I watch her grades, she has three weekends off a month. I take her on monthly trips. Some BSDM play but nothing to rough to leave permanent scars.

Bottom line is she gets a free place to say and school is paid. I get to fuck a hottie and avoid dating bullshit.

>>724422526
post more pics already fucks sake

can you tell she likes it or doesnt like it?

>>724421825
>I don't have any questions, just thank you for putting more women through college.
You'd be amazed how many women have thanked me for doing this.

One of my first girls was married last month after graduating years ago. I crashed her wedding reception with a huge present I left at the gift table. Stole a dance from the bride. Handed her back to her man and said, "I took care of her for a while. Now your turn." Left with a few wondering whom I was in her past. It was fun.

>>724422699
>can you tell she likes it or doesnt like it?
We have a "timeout" ever Friday during dinner. She can say anything she wants along with announcing she is done and wants to leave. One girl talked about quitting college, marrying me and being a mom. That was awkward. I don't mind if they fuck other guys, I just want to know about it.

>>724422526
Not sarcasm, I bet she loves this.

Who the hell wants to date any more?

>>724422965
so does she like it during the week?

When are you going to post more pics?

>>724422810
haha 10/10

Do you think this would work with traps and twink fem guys? Do you ever feel disgusted?

Probably like you, I can get them already but I have to jump through so many hoops just to have sex and it's never a sure thing.

I'd also feel bad for making them feel like sex objects. Because that's exactly what traps and hot girls are to me.

>>724423200
>Do you think this would work with traps and twink fem guys? Do you ever feel disgusted?
I have heard of this happening but it usually does not end well. For whatever reason, trans-whatever BSDM relationships get very messy.

>Probably like you, I can get them already but I have to jump through so many hoops just to have sex and it's never a sure thing.
IMO, it is Darwinism in action.

>I'd also feel bad for making them feel like sex objects. Because that's exactly what traps and hot girls are to me.
As long as they know they are meat and getting a meal ticket out of it.

>>724423051
>so does she like it during the week?
One of my rules is as soon as she is in for the night, she knows to go to her private dressing room, strip and only wear a collar when she is done showering. The evening almost always starts with her sucking me off and I'll take her however I want. Then we talk about our days. My current girl says it is getting to the point (especially in the summer) that wearing any clothes is a burden to her while indoors.

>>724423527
Damn, this is fucking cool. It'd be even nicer if you forced her to make you dinner and go grocery shopping. Have a fuck maid. Way better than a wife, it's such a scam for men. You nailed it anon.

>>724423706
so say one night shes not feeling well you still get to use her with the collar on?

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>>724421210
9/10
> -1 for freakishly long fingers

damn i want to learn how to make money off of IPOs and stuff.. have any good recommendations for reading?

do yourselves a favor and Google "gingerpuss" for more spicy images like OP's

That's Puddems aka Gingerpuss. Look her up. This guy is full of shit.

>>724421210
Why is the pic related if its a repost?

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>>724422526

>>724423961
>Damn, this is fucking cool. It'd be even nicer if you forced her to make you dinner and go grocery shopping. Have a fuck maid. Way better than a wife, it's such a scam for men. You nailed it anon.
Effectively she is a fuck pet. I have a maid service take care of the place as needed but she does some domestic work where she feels a sense of responsibility for the place.

>>724424072
If she is sick or had a bad day, like any pet, there is upkeep before you take your pleasure. One night she totally cried in my arms over an argument she had with some ultra feminist professor.

I ended up giving her advise and told her I didn't give a shit about an Incomplete for the course. Also, it is amazing how quickly a university will change a transcript when an attorney called alleging fraud or prejudice over a course.

In most cases the class is just dropped form the transcript and the student is offered to repeat the course with another instruction at no cost. I ended up doing that twice for one of my girls years ago.

>>724424255
>damn i want to learn how to make money off of IPOs and stuff.. have any good recommendations for reading?
No matter if you love or hate him, Trump's "Art of the Deal" he co-wrote in the 80's was my blueprint for my success. Read it. Also, Tony Robbins has a lot of great things to say. Tony it a bit too much of a personality cult icon for me but he does have a great track record.

Fantasy is fun huh op

>>724424652
thank you. i'm reading "rich dad poor dad" and the book really opened my eyes to making your money work for you. i'm 25 and working overtime with no education, and it's no fun. i will take your advice and check out "art of the deal" and look into what tony robbins is about.

>>724424710

op btfo
savage

>>724424518
ever take pictures of her?

>>724424710
To some. Then there are those that can write this on a Saturday night with a naked girl that under half your age, freshly fucked and sleeping at your feet.

>>724421210
>4chan filename

Fuck off.

>>724424916
Don't waste your time the book will not teach you a thing about investing. Stupid motivational speaker garbage.

What advice do you have for a guy who wants to become a sugar daddy? I'm going to be collecting on a lawsuit and getting close to fifty million so I'll be set for the rest of my life and have been thinking about doing a sugar daddy arrangement. I'll never find love, I've come to terms with it, I just want the company and the affection and if I have to help pay for a girl's college career, by all means I'm down. Again, what advice do you have for guys wanting to become a sugar daddy?

>>724425052

Can you calculate exactly when it was posted?

>>724424652
You have a fuck pet and a seperate maid service? I need to read those books. I've dabbled in stocks before shorting them using Tim Sykes method but it seems like you need a lot of working capital to even make it worth while. I've been looking into Internet marketing lately. How else did you get rich, have a blog or something? Haha

>>724425153

Did your uncle molest you?

>>724424992
Timestamp or gtfo Mr IPO cash out two ex wives college cruising balding depressed 45 year old cool guy

>>724424916
>hank you. i'm reading "rich dad poor dad" and the book really opened my eyes to making your money work for you.
Be really careful about the "rich dad, poor dad" or any other networking marketing like Amway and Equinox. The real money in those groups is seeing these big ticket "success secrets" seminar that can nail you for thousands of dollars for just a few days of a course. Anything taught can be picked up in a good business book. I have RD;PD myself as it is just another real estate flipping promoter. Nothing else is really taught.

However, if you can run these "secrets" seminars, some are making as much as $100K a month selling to middle and lower class looking for a way out of their sad life.

>>724425086
I don't know where to start. maybe i'll just try to saturate myself with all sorts of investing content to learn? i'll definitely read "art of the deal." i don't know anyone in real life that does that stuff.

>>724424976
>ever take pictures of her?
One agreement that keeps it going is no public exploitation. That includes pictures of either of us. All my girls know what happens between us stays between us. Any betrayal and it ends badly.

One girl I ended up telling her not to come back after a semester. Then I had a "friend" let her know she would be on the short end if is tried any type of extortion or scandal. You need to choose your girls wisely.

>>724421210
This pic has been circulating forever faggot, nice larp though

>>724425191
Not exactly but I cold give a good estimate.
I'm too faded rn and I legit don't care so do it yourself

>>724421210
It's called being a "John."

>>724424518
Awesome, so shes literally just a a piece of meat for you to use
have you ripped up her pussy yet? how loose is it

>>724425426
Don't waste your time reading it. Get a degree first.

>>724425323
So you made most of your money in real estate?

>>724425514
So that picture is not her?

>>724425622

So you can't do it...too bad

>>724425153
>What advice do you have for a guy who wants to become a sugar daddy? I'm going to be collecting on a lawsuit and getting close to fifty million so I'll be set for the rest of my life and have been thinking about doing a sugar daddy arrangement. I'll never find love, I've come to terms with it, I just want the company and the affection and if I have to help pay for a girl's college career, by all means I'm down. Again, what advice do you have for guys wanting to become a sugar daddy?
First of all, being a sugar daddy off settlement money puts you at the bottom of the heap in our society. Also, settlements of that amount, I doubt if your see a million in ten years due to the very easy shells anyone with that kind of money can make keeping a judgement from getting collected.

On becoming a sugar daddy, have a good home, a place to keep her, have a private investigator keep tabs on her (not cheap) and a constantly repeated agreement. A lot of whores will show up at first looking for an easy life. You need to find the one with daddy issues and not much of a wandering eye. Yes, the old "shy and alone" type make the best sex kittens. Stay away from the goth girls, they are just bomb with long fuses.

>>724425323
i'll have to pick up some more decent business books then. i have about 3000 in my bank account, and investing seems sort of a joke at this point ha

>>724425740
>Awesome, so shes literally just a a piece of meat for you to use
>have you ripped up her pussy yet? how loose is it
You don't abuse your pet. You don't abuse your girl. Give her as much as you get. I do an inspection of her to make sure she is healthy and pleasurable for both of us. At times, she gets an OBGYN visit. My latest girl, I have her do kegals to keep her tight.

>>724425821
>our society

So sugar daddy's circle jerk with each other?

>>724425832
It is. get your life squared away and go to school.

>>724422310
>>724422310
>tech start-up IPOs
>ex wives with kids
>work at local campuses

You are so full of shit OP

>>724422274
i think it's more than that..

>>724425804
>So you made most of your money in real estate?
Most my money was tech. Real estate was just a side with the regular market appreciation and upgrading.

>>724425805
That is not her. Just found it on the web. I'd never post a pic of my girl out of trust.

>>724421210
Getthelube.com

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>>724421210
>pic related
>incredibly popular r/gonewild archive

gtfo normie

>>724426089

He spent $500 on an escort and took a photo...

BAM... insta 4chan Sugar Daddy.

>>724426089
The ipo part made my bullshit meter go full kek

>>724425974
how many girls have you had

>>724425821
>bottom of the heap of our society lol I doubt a bitch will care about where the money comes from, but sure, keep that false sense of entitlement.

>>724426028
>So sugar daddy's circle jerk with each other?
Nothing official but we find each other in social settings. Las Vegas, you see any man with a young woman whom are both dressed well, he is one of us. Vegas makes a quick and easy weekend escape. Thank god there is North Las Vegas Airport to avoid the bullshit at McCarren these days.

>>724426089
>>tech start-up IPOs
>>ex wives with kids
>>work at local campuses
>You are so full of shit OP
Whatever guy. Live out of that small hole you have an see how things can be when you start winning and stop doing drugs.

That is one big thing about my girls, no drugs. Not ever pot. They do recreational drugs, they are gone. That is one thing I state up front. A lot of girls go away quick after saying that.

>>724426105
there's a lot of money and demand in web development with a low barrier to entry (not needing a college degree)

So, you were a coder or invested in small tech startups.. Or both? That would make the most sense.

proof of any of this bullshit?

>>724421210
wtf why would you refer to her as "co-ed"
That's not how you use that word. A school can be coeducational, or coed, if it serves both genders.

>>724422810
If you did this to a girl I'm about to marry, let me know before it's official. Would suck to find out she was a prostitute after the fact

>>724425248
OP fellating himself

>>724426450
>there's a lot of money and demand in web development with a low barrier to entry (not needing a college degree)
>So, you were a coder or invested in small tech startups.. Or both? That would make the most sense.
I'm cashed in on the dot-com boom a generation ago and didn't piss the money away. Rode the Return of Steve Jobs at Apple and a few other ventures that paid off very well. Two ex-wives with agreements they know would implode of they hire an attorney and trust funds for kids I fathered. The rest of play money.

>>724422320
excuse me?!?
Nonsequitor or am I just not wearing enough tinfoil to understand your bologna?

>>724424992
And you're on /b/? odds are you are a depressed 40 year old with no money who faps to anime

>>724426509
>wtf why would you refer to her as "co-ed"
>That's not how you use that word. A school can be coeducational, or coed, if it serves both genders.
You PC bullshit and grammar will cost you a lot of career opportunity. The left is dead. Cavemen are coming back and women are desperate to fuck real men.

Get in a few fights, get some scars, fuck some girls and quit being afraid to offend someone. That's where the big money is at now with this new President.

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OP is a punk bitch
gingerpuss faggots
OP is a punk bitch
gingerpuss faggots

>>724426529
>2017, still considering marriage.

That's such a middle class's way of thinking. Marriage has skewed benefits forwards women in every scenario.

Don't get married anon, do what OP is doing, win, and have some respect for yourself and wealth

>>724426678
Kek

>>724426678
>And you're on /b/? odds are you are a depressed 40 year old with no money who faps to anime
Or I helped get Moot his new job and looking at the old scene out of curiosity.

>>724426644
>>724426450
Samefag different computers

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OP is a punk bitch
gingerpuss faggots
OP IS A FAT SACK OF VAGINA DRYING FAILURE

>>724421210
How offten do you cum inside her by percentage

>>724426822
I hope you fuck that ass regularly anon, it looks like it deserves a good fucking.

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>>724426970
0.00%

>>724426819
Hahahahaha OP think Trump is going to get rid of the left and their bullshit. Keep dreaming trailer trash. SAD!

>>724426819
It's not an offensive term.
I'm calling you out on being too stupid to even understand you're using a word wrong.

>>724426909
>Samefag different computers
You probably hit the proxy jumper. I'm working off an experimental router that is doing something with IPv6 and what they called "realtime proxy assignment." I'm not much of a network guy but I'm investing in them. If anything, some router jock going after this could make a good viral story if anyone picks it up.

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OP is a punk bitch
gingerpuss faggots
OP IS A FAT SACK OF VAGINA DRYING FAILURE

WHERE U GO OP YOU DUMB FUCK

>>724425514
>pic related
so pic wasn't related? Faggot

>>724425974
>>724425974
Faggot

>>724427026
Keep them coming

>>724427026
>0.00%
Sad. I couldn't ever imagine living like that.

>>724421210
>>724421210

I see in one of your replies you mentioned Stocks and IPOs. I am a young investor (31, so I guess young-ish). I wanna pay for stupid girls to go to college when I get older too. Any particular stocks I should be researching?

I have some money in Cara Therapeutics, Facebook, I had money in SolarCity which was acquired by Telsa (which I planned on happening) and then I cashed that out... Anyways, any advice?

>>724426321
>>724426321
Faggot

>>724426898
Hahahahaha Faggot come at me

>>724427099
>Hahahahaha OP think Trump is going to get rid of the left and their bullshit. Keep dreaming trailer trash. SAD!
No rid of them but they have no more magic over the masses anymore. The mask has dropped and the voters know they are just a bunch of evil, self absorbed people afraid of the success of others.

If we had the Internet two generations ago, Water Cronkite would not have lasted long on television news, Vietnam would have been won and Nixon would have never resigned.

I'm so sad but I guess some people are destined to be rich and others poor.

Time as a dimension exists simultaneously. Past and present. Whatever happens in the future already happened. We just haven't experienced it yet.

>>724427138
Sam, I'm still not working with you. Fuck off!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP sure seems like a basement-dweller to me, but you sycophants can grovel if you want.

>>724421925
>Sage goes in all fields

Hi, thank you for being from ~2006.

>>724427138
duh, obviously, learn to suspend your disbelief and you'll have more fun here

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>>724427210
DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM 4CHAN DUMBASS

>>724427185
NOT OP, girl is a well known camwhore op lied and said was his pet. OP is a kissless virgin whos going to die poor and alone, dont take advice from someone who'd attempt to deceive you from the first second.

>>724427347
I am not sam

Sam is not who I am

I aint about that green eggs and ham shit nigger gtfo of here and admit you're going to die a virgin

>>724427410
Got a source for thoes pics or more of them for me to save or a name

>>724427410
You get mad so easily, what a sad life

>>724427296
The world will continue to become more leftist. Trump is just a temporary reversal and anyone who thinks otherwise is deluding themselves.

>>724426644
Buddy you said the college girls are half your age. That would make you 36-40. You most likely did not understand what was going on in 1995 since you know you were fucking 15. You have two ex wives and are implying that you have kids with both that you fathered. Your not even old enough to do that and if you did that by 36 your a fucking idiot. By the way IPOs and the dotcom boom are completely different fucking things.

>>724426822
Dubs of truth have banished the great faggot known as OP, until you rear your ugly head again, my friend

>>724426855
Lol op was married twice.

>>724427210
>I see in one of your replies you mentioned Stocks and IPOs. I am a young investor (31, so I guess young-ish). I wanna pay for stupid girls to go to college when I get older too. Any particular stocks I should be researching?
>I have some money in Cara Therapeutics, Facebook, I had money in SolarCity which was acquired by Telsa (which I planned on happening) and then I cashed that out... Anyways, any advice?
I am not going to make any specific stock pics but this is my take.

The hippies are fucking dead. The last of them are losing political power and anything "green" will never have any staying power in a market with regulations being removed.

I made a nice score buying into coal stocks the day Trump was elected. It is just a matter of time before one of these media board of directors surrenders to Trump, firing their whole newscast crew and becomes a second Fox News.

Remember, political power capitulates right after they scream the loudest. That is where my money is going. Follow the money and not your social ideals, that can get you fucked, broke and bitter.

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>>724427540
Its in the thread there chief, half of the filenames.

>>724427542
My life is sad when you go onto 4chan and lie about your social status? Sugar daddy? More like Diabetes daddy.

>>724427555
>The world will continue to become more leftist. Trump is just a temporary reversal and anyone who thinks otherwise is deluding themselves.
The same thing was said right after the Great Depression and FDR took over. Then the "Thousand Year Reich" of leftest fell. IMO, this will become a shooting war before re-election with 2% of the US population dead.

Most will be liberals on the east and left coast with their state government under reconstruction. Have your guns ready and don't march unarmed.

>>724427210
Not op. Dont believe op. But also I enjoy investing. Dont have nearly enough capital to survive off of it yet but do fairly well. My main advise is invest in shit you spend money on. If you like somthing others probably do too. With that said my most profitable stock over the years has been cat. Lol I know I dont buy heavy machinery but like 5 times now I have gotten them for around 70 and sold 100+ while getting dividends.y single biggest payout ttwo (gta) got them for 9.85 super sad I sold them for 25. Cant belive people dump that kinda money on those stupid card sharks

Lmao OP just disappeared like a fucking fart in the wind after being called out

>>724427729
>Diabetes daddy
KEK

>>724427729
Thanks for finding the rest of that series. I found it off the web to start the thread. She is a cute girl. Never said that was my girl. Also, not fond of redheads.

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Sure kid

>>724427830
Nah

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>>724427729
>Diabetes daddy
#REKT

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>>724428013
>Nah
Take more bong hits.

>>724427961
Never said that was my girl. Just an example as I would never post my girl on line.

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>>724428105
Sure kid

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>>724428105
>LOL I NEVER SAID SHE WAS MY GIRL
>pic related
>pic isn't fucking related at all


Go take your fucking insulin you fatass fuck

>>724428105
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


thats you, thats how dumb you sound

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>>724428105
Sure kiddo

>>724427854
>Cant believe people dump that kinda money on those stupid card sharks
Most of the real money in the stock market cashes in on incremental improvements of old strong companies. Wildcard like Snap get the show but the real money is compounding it every year in a strong portfolio.

OP how many dicks does it take before you start gagging?

>>724428197
>Go take your fucking insulin you fatass fuck
>>724428180
>>724428281

I'm used to the envy. The trolls and assholes that never amounted to anything have showed up. Pretty much done here.

>>724428298
The only thing compounding is the fucking plaque in your arteries you overweight lying sack of shit

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>>724428384
Sure kid

>>724428298
Not sure if im fully understanding your point

>>724428384
Why the fuck would I be envious of some liar on 4chan? Post image of your bank account or gtfo

>>724428463
His point is this
>hot air emanating from a gaping anus

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>>724428471
>post bank account


THIS

>>724428384
OP has such an awesome life that he has to brag about it on the internet. That's the mark of a true man.

i wonder if i could be attracted to a girl that's leeching my money. especially since i know that women enjoy sex even more than me, so this would be a horrible deal for me.

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>>724428471
>Why the fuck would I be envious of some liar on 4chan? Post image of your bank account or gtfo
Temped to start another tunnel but too late for that. Go back to your Hot Pockets. I met the guy that came up with their new marketing campaign selling to losers like you last year.

He said 4chan posts about Hot Pockets was part of the promo campaign along with placement in movies.

>>724427678
I am actually a conservative... I work and make money I just invest on the side... How to you think I got the money to invest in the first place. I bought into SC because I KNEW they would be acquired and the stock price would go up under TSLA. I sold as soon as Trump took office. He's bad for green energy. Ive made good picks so far.Im up something like 5 grand in about 2 years. It's not amazing, but it is an extra 5g. I don't want specific stock picks I am wondering how to get in during IPOs, like right when the companies go public?

>>724428661
Oh no you can't turn the fat shit around on me faggot, I got you cornered with the cholesterol first. You've never met "the guy"
The only "guy" you met was that jock back in high school who had the queer eye for you and made you taste the meat, not the heat.

OP got shit on his titties

>>724428769
Get your name on the orderbook during the IPO tour.

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>>724428850
ITS TRUE!

tbh, i have a tendency to believe OP over the mini army of faggots trying to burn his shit down

>>724428941
Get your name on the guestbook during the IHOP tour you fat salacious fuck

>Diabetes daddy

GET THE HOSES TOMMY

>>724429015
So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinkin' job that I hate? A family that doesn't respect me? A whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean "loser" to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to be any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen pop tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments, to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be what he wanted to be, are still out there being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman... makes me a winner!

Op got fucking roasted

>>724421662
1 typo = LUL UR STUPID LOLOLOLOLOL

>>724429215
who the fuck freezes a pop tart? or is that like from something? it comes off this weird fake dramatic like some shitty film school monologue or whatever

>>724429456
You can't salvage this shit now OP you illiterate hypoglycemic fuck

>>724429552
You pudding of a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLmSAnoR6g

>Dominating
>Paying her way through life for a warm wet hole

It's cute you think you're alpha when you're wrapped around the finger of a girl barely out of high-school.

>>724429755
A made up girl at that LMAO

isn't that 100% what hookers do? not sure why he doesn't call her a hooker.

>>724429880
He's broke, pimply and 2 years too young to drive.

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Gentlemen are you looking for a twink like me? im willing to be your slave n the bedroom 4 a place 2 live. How can you beat that? im well worth 1500 a night but all im asking 4 is a roof over my head im white with sexy grey eyes im tall and very muscular im a versitile and a nympho im a chef by trade and im lovable n huggable and a great cuddlebunny im exotic erotic and just downright SEXY!if you feel your curiosity building email me your number and ill call u lots of love to all of my sexy gay family out there (that means u)im disease free drug free 420 friendly u b the same please no jokers please serious men onlyim sexy n hung 8+ inches so email me if interested meeeeeeoooow!

>>724429215

Is that you, Al Bundy?

>>724430024
OP is broke but he loves teh cock so I am sure you two could work something out if his mom says its cool

>The state of OP

>starts ama
>acts like he's proud of his life
>gets triggered easy as fuck

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>>724430730
>fucks off after being called out on lying

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>>724426509

All of you faggots are seriously gonna let this pathetic loser live out his fantasy through you? He's been on Biz long enough to make it sound like he has money... He's proven nothing. Just another lonely neck beard riding his fantasy wave with dick in hand.

>>724431286
Have you read the thread? op was shit on pretty thoroughly.

>>724428769
Neve mind.. he hasn't been on Biz that long. Even I can tell he's just rambling here and has no idea about financial investments. I don't know much about them, but as a person who prides themselves in being able to always SOUND like he knows what he's talking about... This guy is trying really hard to sound like he knows. He doesn't though.

>>724431407
Yeah now I'm reading at first I just saw the 15 or so initial posts where people were asking him shit before demanding timestamp etc

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ban me

>>724428591
LMAO. FUCKIN /thread

>>724431439
>>724428769
>actual investor
>selling anything, except maybe Target since November election

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>>724427729 (You)
>Diabetes daddy
KEK

>>724427188
News flash, you currently live like that.

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>>724422526
Bro were fucking the same girl!!

>>724422526
>>724422526
>>724431706
puddems is like 30 dude
I got a couple shows from her before she got off /soc and started paywhoring on reddit exclusively...but that was like a couple years ago

>>724422526

It would be pretty fucking weird if your hand got a headache

>>724431610
nigga wtf is this b8 or samefag, or am I just confused

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>>724431850
(You) (You)
>Diabetes daddy
KEK

>>724424992
Lol it was at this point I literally knew you were full of shit OP

>>724424992
You should go clean the cum out of that pillow before it starts to set in and dry

>>724425248
Hey OP samefag some more with your perfect grammar and shit. Dont even need to check tags, you write yourself off ya lonely bastard.

>>724432731
>Hey OP samefag some more with your perfect grammar and shit. Dont even need to check tags, you write yourself off ya lonely bastard.
If I am to be completely honest, I must say that I yearn to have perfect grammar in hopes that one day, just maybe, I could finally feel confident about my small penis.

>>724428661
Buddy, you better post that bank info, or even the stupid ones will know....

>>724433369
Me too, I mean I hope you feel better about your small penis
>>724433394
He cant get his moms checking and routing number without getting grounded.

Today on shit that never happened

>>724430024
Oh cool. Hope you starve.

>>724427393
She's got her own reddit now a days

>>724433489
>>724421210
>>>724433369
>Me too, I mean I hope you feel better about your small penis
>>>724433394
>He cant get his moms checking and routing number without getting grounded.
Why you make fun of me nigger!?! I am very angery you penis holster!!

>>724421210
Before i even looked at this picture i knew she needed to cut her nails, buy her a pedicure?

>>724433839
OP's been gone for an hour now shithead