Assumptions Thread. Post a picture of your gf/wife and we make assumptions about the bad choices they have made in the past.
gf
>>728125827
Cheats on every bf she ever had
>>728125827
Deciding to live in Europe.
Unironic Amy Schumer thread
I can't be the only one who's into her.
>>728116628
Get a proper milf Amy Schumer is trash
My girlfriend just dumped me. She was the only girlfriend I had (I have social anxiety) and the only one I loved.
Help guys, I'm so depressed I can't even get off the bed. I didn't eat the whole fuckin day. What do ?
Apart from killing myself.
Let time heal your wounds, then move on.
Let's go get fucked up, bro.
>>728124603
just admit that you didn't truly love her and were more in love with the idea of being in love
HG Thread!
You know what to do, first 36, no dupes
Some1makeaHGthread Girl
dangerous doggo
Hartmann
Dubs decides letter.
>>728124731
You've drawn half the fucking hangman thing already.
>>728124876
Are you retarded? You start with that and draw one body part at a time
Fucking twat
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ITT: you're at the bar ordering your favorite drink. What do you order? Others make hasty judgements about who we are as people, granted only the knowledge of our favorite drink.
I'll start: Stolichnaya vodka, neat. With a water.
Pic unrelated tits for Satan
PBR
beer, stout or amber usually
I'll take an old fashion with Bulleit bourbon
Daily reminder that youre inferior to a junkie:
Thats right fags. Im an ivy league educated heroin addict. And im better than you. In every way. I make 6 figures a year. I live within my means. I put a ton of mony in the bank every month. And i am a stand up guy with lots of friends who ive never fuck over/flaked out on. I dont suggest you get into heroin. But i do suggest you shake off your clingy stereotypes about junkies. Some of us are pretty awesome people.
>>728121553
Yet you can't spell MONEY right. GTFO kid.
No one with 6 figures worth of salary would visit this site, elaborate explanation for obvious copypasta is elaborate.
When someone rolls a 22, I will an hero on cam. Pic related, its me
>>728123236
get help
>>728123236
Do it.
suicide by old age faggot
ITT we post our desktops and make presumptions about each other.
>>728118777
15-24
going through mah security/freedom/python phase.
why not one told me that the "cash me ousside" girl has some 10/10 tits on her?
>>728117802
First off, 'why not one told me'? Nice English.
Secondly, that's a tight top and a push-up bra; any girl can jack her tits up to her eyesockets.
>>728117802
Because no one cares about the cash-me-ousside girl and certainly no one cares about you.
>>728117884
you know there are other languagues, right?
fuck off
Wizards get in here
might as well
rolll
AM wazird.
What kind? Iunno.
Who's the biggest disappointment in porn?
I reckon Rikki Six is a huge waste of a perfect body. She just fucking lays there and never does any of the fucking.
>>728121249
She also retired way too early and never did anal.
I hate bitches like her. The ones that are really hot and know they're really hot, so they figure they don't need to do anything, because dudes will pay just to see them lie there and take a dick. Nicole Aniston is very guilty of this as well.
She has fake tits and pancake ass so i wouldnt consider her body to be perfect anyway
>>728121484
this
Newfag help thread.
ask anything
>>728121750
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent
>>728122601
storkes bring babbie in a bag you dumbaSS
pregancy happens when couple kisses each others privatly areas..dummy
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wat
Ok lets try this fucking thing again. 69 names my little shit of a mini pig.
Dale Winton
willy nigger
Porky McFuckme
Am I the only one who thinks going to the gym regularly is awfully cringy? Why not just reasonably watch what you eat, don't be a fucking lardass, and live a moderately active lifestyle?
Do gym guys actually think women find this attractive?
>>728123968
>Butthurt fatty detected
>>728123968
carrot top is still lame
>>728123968
If gym guys knew how to eat/work out they wouldn't go to the gym.
Its just a bunch of sweaty chemical farts trying to impress a bunch of vapid whores both of which are ruining their mental and physical health. A lot of times to the point of no return.