Unironic Amy Schumer thread I can't be the only one

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Get a proper milf Amy Schumer is trash

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I used to find her funny and attractive and now she's a SJW, joke stealing CUNT.

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>I can't be the only one who's into her.
Yes you can.

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I generally don't wish ill on people, but I sincerely wish ill on her.

She's funny, bright and cool. The teenagers here wouldn't be into her because they haven't evolved. I think she's great...and sexy too.But......to a grown man sexy is also about what's between the ears

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im 33 and thats the gayest beta shit ive ever heard.

she's un funny, steals her jokes, and is a fucking fat slob

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>>728116628
The only one who's into her more than you is Jimmy Dean

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ug I bet it smells like a warm turtle tank in there

>>728116628
you can put lipstick on a pig, but that doesn't mean I'll fuck it. Amy Schumer is kike garbage.

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this pig has no lips to put lipstick on in the first place

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These are some nice pics, lads.

Keep them coming!

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>schumer weiße
>dirndl

god fucking dammit leave my home alone amerifats

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What does it mean?

I'm a Bong, by the way?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_beer#Weissbier

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I thought you liked foreigners raping your culture? Would it be better if she were a military aged Syrian male?

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This woman would be the perfect representation of modern German women.

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yeah trump you´re right we´re basically only muslims now
i know it´s hard to understand that some countries aren´t incompetent at nearly everything

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So a country can have it's competence measured? Learn English if you're going to speak it Hans. Or are you a Mohammed?

>>728116628
You are literally the only one.

She looks like Miss Piggy and seems like she would smell like a piece of rotten tilapia that a dog ate then puked up that was pissed on by a homeless man, then left in the sun for three weeks in August in Las Vegas.

Absolutely disgusting.

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Kid, you really need to grow up.
You come here daily attempting to trash a newly-elected President out of your massive butthurt in chosing a loser and having lost, somehow under some notion that you are ever going to change anyone's mind. Just like your brainwashed libtard Master Soros-whipped peanut brain can't comprehend anything other than what you've been spoon fed for years and sees everything through that prism of delusion, perhaps you can comprehend how futile (if not retarded) one of your opponent's advocates might appear to you coming here daily regurgitating the same stale shit that will never do anything but polarize you further.

You are one sad and pathetic mother-fucker to come here on the asshole of the internet every fucking day and post your mindless propaganda.

Find a noose somewhere. Hang it high. Insert neck and gimme your best Michael Jordan impression. With any luck you'll snap your fucking pinhead clear off so the rats will have something to eat tonight in whatever shithole you crawl in.

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>Checked
nice pasta Bro-Han

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>projecting this hard

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Me too

>>728116628
I'd fuck Amy until my dick falls off.

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twice we see the dubs of truth.
she's disgusting.
she is a failure as an 'entertainer' so it's kind of insulting to include her as one but, entertainers need to do their jobs and entertain, not preach politics and virtue signal.
no surprise she jumped on that bandwagon, as unoriginal as she is.

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What's green and smells like pork?

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fucking crinnnnnnnnge.

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savage

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i think i have to go with the potatos. they are way more versatile, they have way more to offer.

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Pic related it's you anon.

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She wipes back-to-front

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gross. so gross i'd rather bang melissa mccarthy.

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I actually prefer Lena Dunham for as my weird Jewish comedian hatefap target tbh

Appearance: Used up over weight whore, at best, with professional makeup artist and designer cloths at her disposal.
Profession: Joke thief
Intellect: Feminist who can't take a joke from a teenage fan
Smell: Self described barnyard animal
Voice: Shrill and bitchy
Rating of recent Netflix special:1Star

What on earth is good about her?

Dammit Amy I told you to stop posting here.

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She lost weight because trump was elected.

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Before the attack of the chub

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Not because she needed to or anything like that

Being fat means she would have to compete with Melissa McCarthy

She would lose. I would at least accept a blowjob from melissa

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That's not what "ironic" means, you clown.

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>that tasty jewbush

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She is poop haha lol haha

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I have no problem with her, I'd hit it and tell my friends about it.

I think she's hot as fuck

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See the problem with Amy (and Lena to a lesser extent) is that they're sloppy fat girls but with a huge ego that prevents them from doing the depraved stuff that you would normally get out of a chick like that. There's no way you'd ever get Amy Schumer to do ass-to-mouth or facefuck Lena Dunham until she puked, you know?

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She's got a butterface and all I can think of is her farts.

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>men are absolutely helpless against VAGINA and BOOBIES and if you use them you WIN, even a brainy professor who's been married for 20 years will bend 2 UR EVERY WHIM staring helplessly into your VAGINABOOBIES

Cringe. It's like the female version of ALPHA MALE xXx_GAMER_xXx cringe.

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When your thighs are so thick you can't even see pussy lips.

Also, Nellix playing a human.

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And yet, shes amerifat.
Jokes on u beta boi.>>728121316

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>This
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>>728116628
That guy that raped her didn't do it hard enough.

She sank her carrier when she talked bad about the white trash trump supporters.....whom were also her supporters. = done bitch

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>This woman would be the perfect representation of modern German women.
Yeah, if that light saber was shaped like an imported muslim simitar.

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Pandering liberal SJW cunt. She's literally the fucking worst. She also molested her little sister

most unfunny woman alive