Assumptions Thread. Post a picture of your gf/wife and we make

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gf

>>728125827
Cheats on every bf she ever had

>>728125827
Deciding to live in Europe.

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Exgf

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>>728126099
is a slut but uses drugs/alcohol as an excuse for her promiscuity

>>728125439
Got passed around at a bikers' party once. Is bi-curious.

>>728126047
Already lives in Yurrup. Note electrical socket.

>>728126219
Surprisingly very close to something that actually happened.

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Wife

>>728126311
Yeah that's what i meant. Decided**

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GF

>>728126099
Took too many drugs and was involved in a gang bang.

>>728126099
Prefers gangbangs but needs to feel a little drunk first.

>>728126360
hot poast moar

Was that pic for you?

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>>728125827
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>>728126047
more for more

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german ex gf.

>>728125439
I assume by her face that she doesn't let you finish in her mouth.

>>728126359
Therein lies a tale…

>>728126518
Obviously

>>728126465
MOARRRR

>>728126610
Yes indeed!

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>>728125439

>>728126548

probably got drunk at a party and was subsequently felt up by boys

also moar

>>728126548
Drank too much at Octoberfest and was the prize for the men's soccer team after they won a game.

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Mine

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>>728126825
Drunk goes in the right direction

>>728127113
Once took 3 big black dicks at the same time.

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?

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>>728126534
>>728125827

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>>728127113

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>>728127042

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Wife

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>>728127693

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Drug addict

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Buddy's gf

>>728127460
She believed you when you said it anal wouldn't hurt.

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>>728127816
If you consider weed a drug then u are correct >>728127761

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gf

>>728128030
Got drunk and sucked your dick.

>>728128030
That slut has a bush growing around her belly button wtf

>>728127697
Took too many hits of acid in the 70s

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>>728128192
>>728127460
She already knew that was a lie

>>728128433
Yeah I thought that was fucking weird too.
Tits are nice though.

>>728127693
Likes to pick up random black guys at roadhouses and fuck under the pool table.

>>728128596
Let her sorority sisters spank her as initiation.

>>728127357
Tried escorting to pay for tuition, then decided college isn't for her.

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get close and ill dump nudes

>>728126212
Hates being asian and wants a white man badly to have half white children with good hair and good eyes

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But, of course, here on /b/ we're too gentlemanly to kiss and tell.

>>728127811
Used to be a hooker but stopped after she fucked her 100th guy

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>>728128596

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Well it was at a party instead of a biker bar. She was fairly drunk but not to the point where she didn't know what was going on. She fucked one guy and then another guy came in towards the end and said it was his turn and she said okay. 5-6 guys fucked her that night and she had trouble walking and sitting for a couple days after.

>>728129074
One time … in band camp …

>>728129074
Got locked in a mental institution.

>>728127160
Nudes

>>728129232
Did she ever do anything like that afterwards?

>>728129458
Blew out all the candles at a birthday party. While on her knees.

>>728129090
Got tonnes more if people post

>>728125439

OP is her last name Wood? Looks so familiar

>>728129599
Only one other time. A group of guys were flirting with her at a bar and she brought them all home for more drinks. She wound up naked and they thoroughly abused her that night.

>>728129090
She got caught by the cops while giving a blowjob in the back of an alley.

>>728129458
She looks like the girl you fuck when you're drunk, but pretend to your friends that you didn't. She hits you up the next day for round two, and you shamefully tell her to come on over again.

>>728125827
You got kik

>>728129940
No initials are J.P

>>728128403
daddy issues. he was abusive she wished she was pretty like the girls in her school. now the only way for her to have pleasure is to be treated like an object

>>728129794
Can't drive anywhere without a trip to McDonald's to stuff her fat ass with more fries and soda.

>>728129969
Sounds familiar … you must have been in the cuckold thread an hour ago. Seems odd that she would have done this sort of thing only twice. Either they try it once and get scarred for life or else they say "fuck yeah!" and do it every chance they get.

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>>728130084

>>728129420
Sucked off the high school football team at halftime

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Ex

>>728128827
Binge drinker at parties, usually gets fucked while vomiting in the toilet. She likes it though.

>>728130745
Well it's only twice that I know about but I know the second time they were pretty rough with her. Tried double stuffing her holes. They got two cocks in her pussy and almost had two in her ass.

>>728130756
This is revenge after her husband got pissed off about her fucking some random trucker in a gas station bathroom on your way to Disneyland with the kids.

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>>728130075

>>728131132
Tells every guys she meets about her dad sodomizing her when she was 7 in hopes of getting pitty, but the best sex outside family she has ever had was when she was raped by a hobo.

>>728131269
Let 4 guys watch her dog eat her out when she was in Jr. High

>>728127495
whats her name

>>728126099
Gangbang queen

>>728126534
Beautiful but air head

>>728126173
Down to lick ass

>>728130942
Secretly a transexual and has HIV from her early days of prostituting

>>728126548
Blacked

>>728126360
Fucked some black guys before you.

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>>728126465
Throws up after she eats.

>>728125439
has a bushy penis

>>728126548
Goes ass to mouth

>>728129420
Still a virgin but everyone thinks otherwise, ashamed to admit she shit herself on prom night and never scored

>>728127160
Young. Not hoe but loves sex.
Independent

>>728127001
Has issues due to date rape

>>728127357
Whore>>728127460 slut

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Girlfriend

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>>728131409

>>728127357
Used to be a dude

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Get in here boys
https://discord.gg/AMnVC7H

>>728131661
She's bald as bald can be!

>>728127495
Likes anal,
Looks like a good woman m8

>>728131721
Thank you. Yes.

>>728131683
Fucked her coach, math teacher, a cop, and her dad because she got caught lying about ditching school to smoke pot and got caught up in a string of lies that went out of control. Doesn't know who's baby she is carrying.

>>728131823
Sold herself as a sex slave to pay for her tit job.

>>728128596
Bit if a cunt but is a good lay

>>728127693
Been through many guys. Still acts like she's a young twenty

>>728131834
Just fucked her mom's boyfriend in her mom's bed

>>728129074
Great fuck cuz she's crazy

>>728131919
She's a good girl who has never made any bad decisions.

>>728131015
There just might be a business opportunity in this for you. Screen the guys for her and the undesireables don't get invited back; charge them admission and have them sign NDAs.

>>728131823
Fucked nearly everyone at burning man

>>728128403
Look at that tiny dick

>>728131919
Adamantly will only have sex with her father, because he cuddles her the best

>>728132055
Hah youd be very wrong

>>728128596
Nigger lover, thinks she is hood

>>728132074
That whole second group of guys wouldn't get invited back. It was tough to watch at times.

>>728131919
It all started with her cotillion.

>>728128827
Freaky slut, probably a trap

>>728132160
Has a persistent yeast infection from fucking a guy in a bakery who fisted her with raw dough

>>728131085
spent too much time pursuing a guy that was gay, and she didnt know.

>>728132244
Her ex broke up with her for farting while fucking doggy

>>728132244
Sent nudes to a wrong phone number and begged them not to post the pics online.

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>>728130084
Hey, id fuck her and wouldn't be ashamed

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>>728132393
Cut herself. Peer pressured into having sex at a young age.

#3

>>728132580
Used to be a dude.

>>728132471
Only ever orgasms from lesbian sex, but denies ever being with a woman

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>>728132393
she's a cutter

>>728132580
Lives alone so she can enjoy her vibrator, because it doesn't care about her stank snatch

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>>728128827
not a trap
neither of you were close

>>728130756
Damn, doesn't look the same.
I wouldn't fuck her, dirty whore. Even if my tiny dick were bigger I wouldn't fuck her cause she is nasty

>>728132281
The girls in the slut threads of /soc/ made this issue very clear for me: it only works when you set boundaries and everyone respects them. Most of them assemble a crew in short order. One British slut became incensed when they asked her why she didn't go out dogging – she has her standards, thank you very much!
>It was tough to watch
So you were just the audience? Just what kind of boyfriend are you?

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Fucked a potato at comic Con, claims he is her boyfriend but she has never seen him again.

http://tcho.net/sx

>>728132638
fun fact she's bi

>>728132650
Took a vacation in the Caribbean once, doesn't like to talk about it.

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>>728132191
>>728132032

>>728132831
Refuses to admit to guys at the club she has 4 kids, but after she gets them home for sex she makes them stay the night and babysit while she should out to another club

>>728132876
She wanted to do it and who am I to stop it. I made sure there wasn't any permanent damage. It was intense though!

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>>728132019
bump

>>728133045
Made an amateur porn movie that got posted to pornhub.

>>728125439
Be with you

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>>728133053
no kids.
cant have kids actually.

>>728133045
Secretly stashes a tiger with a dildo strapped to it under her bed, tells everyone at work about her wild boyfriend and the hot nights.

>>728126465
her face and fore arms have a sharp smell to them

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>>728132681
>>728132906
Bump

>>728133112
Likes to workout naked in front of her living room window.

>>728132681
If she hasn't already she will cheat on you

>>728133112
Begged her boyfriend for a vacation to Hawaii, then proceeded to fuck every surfer she could and complained to her boyfriend she was feeling sick from the flight.

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>>728128403
>>728132547

i'll double down on daddy issues
add prefers to control work/social situations
(very nice, more?)

this is my sub

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gf

>>728133290
Took 3 loads on her face and was forced to leave it there while it dried.

>>728133290
Fucked a cow udder when she was 15

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>>728132547
That thing is like five by 3.
Shrimp dick

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>>728133158

>>728133354
Has crappy parents

>>728133354
Cheating with a cocaine dealer

>>728133425
So I was close!

>>728133438
that's not a choice
>>728133475
eh, close enough

>>728133425
Puts vaginal discharge in all her cooking to level the score

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Just discovered sex

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>>728133508

>>728126360
Can't wait to teach her son how to use his erection

>>728133646
Used to be a stripper who sucked cock during private lap dances.

>>728126548
Never lied or cheated, just licked a log of shit off the floor on a dare at a frat party

>>728133347
That's Michelle.

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>>728132547
Whats her name?

>>728133646
Sucked off a lawyer to get her out of unpaid parking tickets

>>728133928

continue

>>728132834
Doesnt look the same?

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>>728133723
is in to swapping

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What do you assume about my ex?

>>728133987
Had to go to the ER after choking and inhaling a mouth full of semen

>>728133987
She'll suck you if you just ask

>>728134120
With those tits I assume your wife is a man.

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What do you all assume about her?

>>728134103
Stole shit from your parents bedroom when she insisted on meeting them, used it to pay for an abortion so you wouldn't find out she fucked a douchebag at a club when she said she was going to a movie with her girlfriends

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What do you think?

>>728133987
Fucks good like an ugly girl

>>728134430
Has an image of a sharpie in her ass floating around on /b/

>>728134430
She doesn't mind being slapped in face as long as you love her...she learned this from her dad

>>728134401
She seems like a real thinker. I believe she sees the best in the world and wants everyone to explore the deeper meaning of life and all the mysteries and wonders surrounding us that many just overlook.

>>728134401
Looks amazing if in makeup

>>728134430
That she begged a group of guys to fuck her ass.

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>>728133347
>>728133928

another

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>>728133393
>>728133290
>>728133406
>>728133636
One of those is unfortunately close

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What did she do?

>>728134639
Spends her time at truck stops giving head for cheap even though she claims to have a decent job.

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>>728133987
She loves sucking dick and fucks great

>>728128030
>Shaves armpits but not belly fuzz.
Confused feminist who hasn't discovered Tumblr yet.

>>728134687
moar

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>>728134615

>>728134784
Got caught having sex with her older brother and even though both parents caught her, still tries to deny it.

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>>728134521
;)

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>>728134784
just got caught letting the dog lick her cunt

>>728134844
Still has a Myspace and uses it to fuck high school aged kids because letting go is hard

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Passed out

>>728135053
Just found out that dick makes her a man

>>728135157
Dansk?

>>728135235
Ja

>>728135157
Wets the bed after sex, says it's because of her pervert uncle, but she does it intentionally because she's a lazy cunt.

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ex gf

>>728135326
is

>>728127495

She's great in bed. Sexy body and knows how to use it.

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anyone?

>>728134745
New to sex then?

>>728134797
Drugs

>>728135374
Prefers to be on top so she can do anal, afraid to get pregnant.

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thoughts

>>728135368
Getting blackmailed by her sisters friends for sending nudes to show off

>>728134745
She fuck a dog?

>>728135438
Uses her body to get her way

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My wife and sister in law

>>728135368
Talked shit about your dick size to everyone so she could validate her cheating with an ugly ass druggie

>>728135438
Used to show her tits to everyone but stopped after getting her nipples pinched.

>>728135547
She is transitioning

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>>728135328
Well might be close, she wore diapers

>>728135626
Tagteam you

>>728135547
Spent a year as a sex slave in order to pay her rent.

>>728135561
I hope this is so

>>728135438
Told you today to post her nude body on 4chan

>>728135438
Broke into a mortuary to have sex in a coffin, got caught by security cameras and her parents watched the video at the police station. Spent 6 months in jail and now is a total bitch to everyone because she thinks she's a hardened criminal.

>>728135626
Oh have i thought about that many times

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>>728135597
not wrong there

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>>728134784
>>728135006
>>728135067
Guess again

>>728135547
Insecure and complains a lot during sex, unless it's with her cousins

>>728135036
You can tell this slut absolutely loves pleasing black men. It's written right across her face. She sucks huge black cocks with a smile on her face every time she gets a chance

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>>728135897
Fucks the landlord for rent?

>>728126360

No kids. Still has a hottie body and likes to show it off.

>>728135867
Do you have moar?

>>728135973
Her cousin caught her with a German shepherd once and has been having blackmail sex with her ever since. She now enjoys it.

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>>728125439
gf

>>728135897
>>728136104
Little closer

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My wife

>>728135819
You got a dog fetish or why?

>>728136457
had sex to pay for college

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???

>>728136108
Offers random middle-school girls rides home. Takes the more willing ones out to a remote park first. Wants to bring one home to her husband but is afraid he'll freak out and turn her in.

>>728136457
fucks her drug dealer and then forgets to get anything in return

>>728136340
This is not your girlfriend. I see this pic in the chubby threads.

>>728136600
Was born a male but due to a botched circumsition became a woman named Judy

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Take a guess

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>>728136723
who's saying that wasn't me

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>>728136686
Nice...here is more of her

>>728136776
Cheerleader. Took on the high-school football team once when they won regionals.

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>>728136972

>>728136893
Post a different pic of your"
"girl" than the same 4 I see every other day for the past month.

>>728136686
>>728136979
no no, she was the middle school girl that got brought home

>>728137049
Jamal and his crew probably took turns creampieing her while she was drunk.
They probably lowkey fuck on the reg

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>>728136991
Cheerleader part right and some of football team Keep going

>>728137098
Thought she was going to a professional photographer for some boudoir photos for her husband's birthday present. But real professionals keep their lighting out of the shot. Gave her husband an STD for his birthday instead.

>>728136688
>>728136457
>>728136588
Had a group of 4 friends as fuck buddies for a few months so she could go out for free

>>728137317
Seduced half of the cheerleading squad.

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>>728137240

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>>728137317
anon this her?

>>728125439
I assume "she" used to be a man.

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>>728137328
cant wait for mom to go to room so she can show daddy her tits

>>728137519
Yes Do you fap to her Any

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>>728137258
Kek...we did hook up when I met her just out of highschool...I was 25

>>728137566
Why do you assume that?

>>728137688
no she was posted earlier i just wanted more lol

>>728137709
i got one out of highschool too when I was 30. high five!

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Me and my girl

>>728137709
>>728137855
https://youtu.be/rnvId0dasgc
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>>728134120
She makes counterfeit purses she sells at her stand at the market

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>>728137855
Fuck yeah man...love fucking my wide when she was still a teen...tight smoking body...endurance and wanted to be fucked all the time...then she is 30 now and talks too fucking much haha

>>728138091
Close...she sells dresses online

>>728138103
mines only 21 now. we should swap sometime

>>728137904
She leaves with a few guys at the end of the night, gets dropped off without panties and cum i her hair the next day

>>728137627
Pretty much how it seems

>>728129043
very nice