Ive decided I'm going to start busting nuts on unsuspecting people in public. Mainly, walking trails, parks, places with no cameras. Chances are I'll get spotted by my cum catching victim at some point. I need some sort of catch phrase to say as I run back to the bushes.
Trips decides.
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>>730603774
"Shaboopie!"
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Hail SATAN!
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"Lookie lookie, here comes the cummy"
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Better safe than sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pHyYWplrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIAh740aqoM
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just looks like a happy nigga
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>>730603554
You're sharing with us a screenshot from the terry gilliam movie Brazil. Right.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL00EermEeiQBmd8zEM0E9g
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This is why germany is going down the drain
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>>730604737
exactly
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>>730603175
disgusting
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Tell me a fucked up story /b/
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your birth
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Sure, why not?
>be weird fucker with no ambitions
>dropped out of Army because I broke my leg in boot
>>there's a reason they call them confidence walls and not over-confidence walls
>really only good at two things
>drinking and learning languages
>working shitty temp jobs to pay the rent
>apply for jobs at security companies to be a terp
>eventually get in at a place
>most of what I did was pretty mundane
>transcribed shit in what I'm pretty sure is the only room in Caracas with ac
>occasionally get brought out as a terp when one of the other guys is somehow out of commision
>do pretty okay because I'm the only translator that isn't afraid of their own gun
>eventually get an offer to go on as a field terp in French Guyana
>>baguettes HAVE to be easier to deal with than crazy ass VZ
>I was wrong
>so godamn wrong
cont.
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>>730597815
Go on
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Hey /b/, let's try an experiment!
I created a reddit account. I'm making the username and password public. Let's see what happens when 4chan has a collective reddit account.
Username: IHaveABadPassword
Password : password
Have fun!
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It's already begun posting to /r/furry
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>>730601824
just changed the password. sorry fags
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>>730602381
Password is still password
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Arab/brown/indian beauties thread
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phone wallpaper thread
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>>730602761
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>730590205
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>730607507
You never know.
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Still here.
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HET IS HOOG TIJD VOOR EEN NIEUWE NEDERDRAAD
/MORGEN KONINGSDAG/ EDITIE
WIE KOMT O 1 3 OM DE KONING TE ZIEN
WIE KOMT O 7 2 538 KONINGSDAG
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>>730605786
>WIE KOMT O 7 2 538 KONINGSDAG
lekker in de kou en regen staan
kanker op
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>>730605786
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>>730605786
>/b/
>2017
>koningsdag
>013
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God tier music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSjekgcalI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCYOQOn-NPU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi_M2S0Tn78
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Food porn!
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>>730606235
Will dump my few
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Raw as fuck. Get rid of that pink.
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Fucking Hungry op
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I dont like dogs because their owners are annoying. I walk into a dog owners how's and there's a turd or a puddle usually somewhere around. Many people let their dog in the house and eat off their plates and it's disgusting. I hate getting my face licked by a dog and I hate seeing dogs beg me for my food while I eat. Dogs that bark/growl for no reason piss me. People let their dogs get away with anything like biting and humping and shit like that. and then they say "oh he just a puppy" or "oh he's just playing".I already don't give a fuck about people I give less fucks about your shitty annoying dog. Ive been attacked my 2 dogs both German shepards that belonged to neighbor broke into my back yard and I was not above grabbing a baseball bat and hitting one of them. The other dog I had to kick it a few time in the mouth before it left back to its home. I Called the cops and got their stupid ass dogs taken away.
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>>730601208
I concur, every time I go for a walk or ride my bike, there are dog owners everywhere and no leash in sight, and shit everywhere. They will always come running after me so the dog owners start yelling and acting stupid because they can't control their dogs. It's really the dumb owners that piss me off for teaching their dogs to be stupid.
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Lol. You little liar. You absolutely love dogs. You love them so much, you're trying to bait more yiff images on your thread so you have more gaping dog and fox assholes to jack off to. Who did you think you'd fool?
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>>730602513
You wish, dog fucker
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I just had the most embarrassing moment of my life.
I shit myself so hard, diarrhea was falling from my pants, and the smell was terrible.
And the worst part is that I had to walk home with the pants completly covered in shit and people would stare at me and my trail of shit.
I just started running as fast as I could and shit was falling off my pants even faster.
Kids on the street started pointing at me, oblivious of what was happening and their parents were in complete shock.
I just want to kill myself now
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poor boi, stay stronk
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Also retarded me decided to take a timestamp
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>>730600779
And that's why you shouldn't eat Taco Bell little timmy
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Nostradumbass here! Predict the future and I will make it come true!
Roll dubs and the post above yours comes true.
Trips and your post comes true.
Quads this thread is killed.
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OP is a faggot
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trips for cash
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Extraterrestrials will come on 2017/06/05
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Is there a cure for tinnitus yet?
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I'll take that as a no
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I've had tinnitus for a few years and it hasn't gone away
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>>730599263
That's not really an answer to the question now is it?