I just had the most embarrassing moment of my life. I shit myself

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poor boi, stay stronk

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Also retarded me decided to take a timestamp

>>730600779
And that's why you shouldn't eat Taco Bell little timmy

>>730600779
yeah i wouldnt even worry about it
if questioned or teasted about said matter just own up to it and say theres really nothing you could do about a volcano erupting from your ass
shit happens, its a normal human function, and i feel like pmuch anyone can relate and feel sympathetic to your dilemma

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>>730600779
F

I want to see you burn those pants

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hope you didnt leave that bathroom like that. dont be a dick on top of a weirdo

oh that's nasty

Did you clean the room atleast

>>730600779
what the fuck did you eat ?

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>>730600779

shitblast of pug

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>>730600779
LMAO

We've all been there OP.

Stay strong

>>730601441
palindromes command it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Another POV

>>730600779
This happened like that for 15 years. I will never forget. Stay strong anon

>>730601487
>>730601444
Yes, I already cleaned it

>>730601658

glad to hear this.

>>730601658

Have people you might know seen this?

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I did that in a McDonald's bathroom once. I had liquid shit so bad but before I could sit down I had to load up /b so I could read. But that one extra second while the site loaded up poo erupted from my balloon knot and no joke hit the fucking wall behind the toilet. I'm just glad I had my pants around my ankles otherwise I would have filled my pants. I didn't take a picture because I was so sweaty and nervous someone would see me wallowing around in my own shit I just cleaned up the best I could left a $20 and never came back.

And you ran... you ran so far away. .. you just ran... you for night and day...
But couldn't get away.

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>>730600779
ahahahahahaahahaha

really though why didnt you call someone that could help you out, maybe have someone bring a bottle of water, a towel and a pair of clean pants to the toilet

>>730602091
People on the street that I know saw my pants, but nobody saw the bathroom

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>>730600779
Can you please be as specific as possible regarding what you ate in the last 48 hrs?

>>730602222
witnessed

>>730602235

two options.

Take the banter.
move to an other city and erase any social platform you are on.

>>730601296
This. There will still be the kids that fuck with you for it, but if you own up to it and genuinely believe it's nothign to be ashamed over, people will react to that. I've seen people come back from worse, op. Just keep positive, play it cool and you'll be good.

>>730601546
no we didnt

holy shit

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>>730600779

Hey, today Ya blew it..

Tomorrow get back out there and laugh about it

I've sharted plenty.

>>730600779
NO WAY!!! IT WAS YOU IN THE STREET!!??

>>730602710
take a photo of street lol
>>730600779
same

shit like this is why i dont fuck around when it comes to a bad stomach. if a shits not hard in the morning im callin in sick. fuck that situation.

>>730601133

So now the challenge is - did OP shit his pants in his dad's condo just to post this picthread?

You bet he did.

otherwise lets search twitter and fbfor references to a kid shitting all over his school as he ran home weeping.

Shit happens.

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>>730600779
>>730601133
>>730601597
At least you are safe and in good health.
What did you eat???

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>>730602222
Hear the word words of God!

And then KEK said
....maybe have someone bring a bottle of water, a towel and a pair of clean pants to the toilet

Praise KEK!
THERE ARE THE WORDS OF OUR GOD!

Anon, you are an apostle, you're witnessed!

Lmao.

I remember working at Kmart for my first job, I had just had chipotle the day before with a group of friends, and I had the absolute worst stomach ache while doing go-backs.

I ended up Randy Marsh'ing the one toilet we had in the front of the store, to the point I had to lift my ass off this industrial power toilet for fear poo would begin to act as a ruffled pillow for my ass cheeks.

I felt bad that someone had to eventually clean what made its way on to the back of the toilet, because I ran out.

>>730602783
>a shits not hard in the morning
>shitting more then once a day

the best thing to do is take your pants and completely soak them. Wait till they're not dripping like crazy then leave.

>>730600779

That happened to my sister when she was out jogging, never saw it but she told me about it afterwards.

It didn't bother her much and you shouldn't let it get to you. It's done and unless someone who knows you saw it, you can pretend it never happened.

>>730601546
Yeah definitely never been there

>>730602206
>I did that in a McDonald's bathroom once
Do you disgusting fucks not realize eating cheap greasy shit is causing your fucked up bowels?

>>730600779
>>730601133
>>730601597

>Shitty situation... alot of shit happens

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>>730600779
This entire thread.... put me in the screencap OP

>>730600779
FUS ROH DAH!!!
Good job Dovahkhin! You mastered your dragon shit.

>>730600779
why have you not cleaned the jeans with fresh toilet water to make it at least look and smell a bit better???

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>>730600779

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There is a comic about OP

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>>730600779
Absolutely haram

>>730603414
I panicked so I decided to submerge the pants in the sink.
They are still there.

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>>730600779
>"Unresolved crime.JPG"

>>730602877

The dude in that photo is not a kid, check out his feet. If he shit his pants on purpose just to post on /b/ that is pretty pathetic

>>730602235
Well, we saw the bathroom.

But if they're any sort of human being, they'd understand something like this. Not like you could help it.

>>730600779
Smell like teen spirit

>>730601597
Did you clean up after you?

>>730600779
I remember I had that happen when I had severe stomach flu. I ended up shooting out shit on one end and projectile vomiting on the other. I'm grateful no one was at home to witness it at the time.

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>>730603716
ah you made this pics at home and they are not from a public Restroom?

>>730604067
top kek

>>730600779
Don't worry op, shit happens.

>>730600779
sometimes i have this pain in my intestines that feel like im going to die and sometimes i even pass out, i think it diarrea that gets stuck or something, when i was in 9th grade i shit my pants and left the underwear in the school bathroom, next day morning i was arriving with my friends when the janitor comes to us and starts yeling at me for leaving the underwar covered in shit there, the pavillion smelled like shit and now everyone knew it was me

>>730604067
look at that nigga at the back clappin lmao

>>730604253
kek

>>730600779
Same here OP, two years ago:
>Go to some place, like 60km away with train.
>Later on, go back, wait on train.
>Stomach hurts, need to shit.
>There is no toilet in this fucking poor ass train-station.
>Go on train, stomach hurts more, 1 stop further I get off.
>Trying to look for a toilet and then I shit my pants suddenly.
>Ashamed I try to cover my ass with my backpack and try to find a bar or something like that to clean myself.
>Quickly find one, smile at barkeep, go to toilet.
>Ass completely shitty and underwear down the thrash.
>While I wipe myself (took like 2 full rolls of paper), call mom to help me.
>After I'm done (took like 40 minutes), go outside and wait for her, with a stain on my pants on ass-side, leaning against a wall.
>Have a feeling people look at me, which is normal because I stood there like an autist for about 30 - 40 minutes.
>Finally see mom, grab new pants and go in other toilet to change.

Fuck, never again, please.

>>730604291
how did the janitor know it was your underwear anon?

>>730604452
because i asked him for toilet paper the day before

>>730603056
pics of sis?

>>730604452
By fucking his boypussy on a daily basis, getting fucked un The ass gives you incontinence

>>730600779
>not licking up the glorious chocolate from your own body

you disappoint me

>>730600779
That's why i'm with living un India, when your stomach hurts, you just take a shit on your local designated shitting street, fuck América and not have The freedom to shit when you need it

>>730600779
this is gonna stay with you for the rest of your life

You need to learn to hide it OP I shit my pants at basic training and nobody ever found out

>>730605083
you only think no one ever found out

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>>730604938

>>730604938
Fucking kek

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>>730605185
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
ECOSYSTEM

Shitting in India is so bad they made a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>730603056
I want her to shit all over me

>>730605185
How can they think this is normal?