Ive decided I'm going to start busting nuts on unsuspecting

>>730603774
"Shaboopie!"

Hail SATAN!

"Lookie lookie, here comes the cummy"

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>>730603774
"Hi, I'm OP, welcome to Jackass!"

MAGA

>>730603774
nigger frank

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mashallah

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>"It's just a prank bro!"

enjoy the brogurt

>>730603774
Kek wills it!

>>730603774
its just a wank bruh

Legalize ranch!

>>730605070
This

>>730605712
lol this

>>730603774
you are fake news

>>730605070
Rolling for this.

Shoot your goo my dudes

Subscribe to killer keemstar

>>730603774
sit down, be humble

>>730603774
bush did 7/11

>>730603774
Allahu Akbar

it's cumday my dudes

>shave head, eyebrows
>put on trench coat
>do Popeyes's laugh when you are cumming

>>730603774
dirkha dirkha muhammed jihad

>>730604916
Scream that while looking her straight in the eyes and running away from her

>>730603774
who's your daddy?

>>730606924
This

>>730603774
girl - i know ya want dis dicc

It's ok chum, it's just cum

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>>730603774

>>730603774
my name jeff

>>730603774
Run, run as fast you can! You can't catch me I'm the Ejaculate Man!

>>730603774
My name is (insert funny maymay here) and you have failed this city

>>730605070
Roll

>>730603774
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

Why won't my parents love me

>>730607777
Boom motherfucker

>>730607777
WINRAR?

>>730607777
Op here. This actually makes a lot of sense

>>730607859
We must have a lot in common then

>>730607920
Wanna jack off on each other?

>>730607777
Quads wins it!

>>730603774

YAHTZEE!!!

Drink your milk!

>>730607859
>buy GoPro
>strap to head
>film nut rampage
>get that good nut
>upload results
>PROFIT

just whisper "i'm the nutman" and then run

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>>730607777

Play the song: "Eat it!" From Weird Al, with your phone.