Nostradumbass here! Predict the future and I will make it come

OP is a faggot

trips for cash

Extraterrestrials will come on 2017/06/05

I'll get a girlfirend

>>730600533
Yes thanks anon!

quads faggot

My mother will love again

>>730600717
dubs 4 feelings get

>>730601414
that will never happen

I'll be happy

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>>730601414

>>730600305
betty white dies

>>730600305
In the year 2033 an asteroid made of crystal meth will collide with the earth, creating a permanent meth high. Humanity evolves far beyond physical form due to their increased speed and dedication. We then travel the universe absorbing the lifeforce of all living things

>>730601717
Holy shit

I predict a million dollars will come into my life within the next two weeks.

>>730601958
you're welcome

>>730602073
Thanks, nostie.

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Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold will come back from the dead.

my crush sends me nudes

>>730600305
My ex will come back and fuck me lol

illegal immigrants in Europe go away within one week

All muslims are wiped out

>>730602711
THANK YOU! GOODBYE FILTHY MOTHERFUCKERS

Furry drawings come alive and take over the world

>>730602859
no, no ,no

get 1 billion dollars within five days

Trump will do something today that pisses leftards off.

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I am true

>>730600305
The next round of Crusade will begin within the next 6 months

>>730600305
Ted Nugent dies

>>730603166
>>730603121
He's is Real!

>>730600305
I will own Emma Watson.

another go, my crush will send me nudes tomorrow

>>730603494
His crush will send me nudes tomorrow.

>>730603543
what if my crush is a trap?

>>730603646
His crush is not a trap, but a muscular biker.

North Korea will fall

>>730603792
shit, you got me

>>730600305
Trump will nuke North Korea on May 15th

>>730603968
roll

>>730603862
He actually got you, he is the dominant in the relationship.

>>730604021
another one

Fuck

my crusk will fall in love with me

Ww3 tomorrow

Ww3 tomorrow!

>>730604544
thanks anon

trump kills 7million tomorow

>>730604586
and I'm still trying to get doubles on crush will send me nudes

>>730604586
Tfw the WW3 shill accidentally granted the wish of eternal love. Best story ever. I will tell my kids I was here. If I have kids.

>>730604674
dubs* sorry

>>730600305
My jelqing sessions will pay off.

>>730603445
I WANT EMMA

>>730604610
7M Hydralisks

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>>730604733
Aw yiss.

I WANT MY CRUSH'S NUDES FFS

>>730604781
You better not be planning on using that on Emma.

weed will become legal in all nations within the next week

>>730604875
re

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>>730600305
Lawl

>>730604826
Oh, I'll definitely sleep with her, but I'll give you credit for my 16" cock, Anon.

>>730602590
>>730602711
this is better than nudes

>>730600305
i win the next national lottery drawing

>>730600305
Whites are genocided please?

>>730600305
Quads it up!

>>730605044
the fuck i did

>>730605044
Thanks, anon!

>>730600305
every state will be abolished and we will live in an anarcho-capitalist utopia

>>730605044
oh no

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>>730605044

>>730605044
>>730605024
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

leave this shitty board

>>730605044
>>730605088
Good job anon, you broke it! Now I never will get to sleep with Emma, because Emma is dead for being white! Please someone, roll to save Emma.

>>730605024
Niggers are genocided too!

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My power grows stronger

>>730605044
>>730605024
I hope you both die in a fucking fire

Hitler comes back as a zombie

The human race is genocided by giant fucking shrooms.

>>730605391
YES!!!!

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rollin for kill. Also, take this.

>>730605405
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO XDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>730605323
Our enemy. Don't forget, anon >>730605465

>>730605465
Congrats, Emma Watson is now being brutally murdered by giant mushrooms. But it is okay, because they don't rape her before they kill her, so maybe I can get to her body before I die.

>>730605569
I'm sorry anon, I just wanted hitler to come back and this mushroom fucker came in

>>730605569
You die a horrible death tomorrow. May god have mercy.

My boss gets fired within the month

>>730605686
Rolling

>>730605686
pls dubs

>>730600305
Nostradumbass doesn't make any of this come true.

Hitler returns

muslims suicide bomb each other

>>730605775
we need him

>>730605775
Stalin returns.

Trump starts ww3

Hitler is back

White race will be genocided by giant mushrooms

Trump kills all muslims with his bare hands

>>730605874
do it

>>730605911
>>730605874
Welp.

>>730600305
I'll win a car at Bingo! next Sunday

I fondle my lil sister

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Next post ending in 17 makes the 3 predictions beneath it all true.

to sum up this thread: some anon gets money, muslims gtfo out of europe in a week, trump will do something stupid, some anon's crush will fall in love with him, some anon's jelqing sessions pay off and white people are genocied by fucking mushrooms, trump starts WW3 and some guy wins a car next sunday This is going fuckng great

>>730605986
Post results

>>730605988
what do you mean by fondle? elaborate please.

>>730600305
Nostradumbass is kill.

>>730606111
welp

>>730606075
Finger her pussy

>>730605986
I've just read the rules, it will happen! I am weeping right now, thank you, Nostradamus OP!

>>730606111
>>730606154
You fucked Nostradumbass.

>>730600305
i will die peacefully in my sleep tonight and wake up in a better life

hadrians wall is built taller to keep English muslims out.

>>730606318
no

>>730600305
I will wake up in the early 1900s. Please fucking make this happen?!

>>730606442
if you want to fight in WW1 with undestructible horses then ok

Tump wins 2020, Trump Wins 2024, Trump Wins 2028 and then is elected for life. We all die happy.

/thread

trump becomes god

/thread. Fuck you Nostradumbass!

>>730606665
Ththththththth FUCK!

>>730606666

>>730600305
Marine Le Pen is elected in france

>>730600305
I wake up in the 1700s and participate in the colonial wars.

I run in the 90s

>>730606792
you're welcome :)

nukes gonna happen today

>>730606792
See ya, anons. Nice knowing you glorious bastards! I'll be genociding natives tomorrow.

the post below is going to be dubs

>>730606915
thank me later anon. Make sure to credit me on your grave

>>730606994
...

>>730607015
Don't worry, I will. Your post number will be inscriped on my gravestone.

ww4 next year

guys, I think there is no point in rolling rn because nostradumbass is kill>>730606111

>>730607121
Nostradumbass is resurrected

>>730607093
good luck anon

>>730607198
>>730607199
HAHAHAHHAAH

E-Dubble will change his mind and want to live.

>>730607318
this guys post comes true

>>730600305
All of you apart from me will get gfs :)

>>730600305
I fuck all my favourite actress

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My powers are fading, but I am not gone yet

>>730607199
>>730607396
yeah, because I resurrected you

Your powers will fade and you will be done yet. Then Trump will acquire your powers.

all muslims are kill

>>730607396
Your powers come back and increase 100 fold

Get a higher paying job soon...

all muslims suicide

trump bombs north korea

Win big money

The world's worst monstrosity is created: jewish black neonazi femanists

I will get laid tomorrow.

Le pen and trump team up

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>>730607652
oh well :c

Super Male Vitality will bring back your powers. Infowars.com

I will have Friends tommorow

>>730607717
GET ME LAID

Etrian Odyssey 5 is actually translated

Roger Stone will merge with CERN to complete the Singularity.

I want my sister to jack me off again

Win lotto get laid

I'm going to be cool next week

Big money no whammy

Caveman True Paleo Force will get you off your computer and back into nature, like a man, where you belong. Infowars.com

Big money get laid

god is real

All text on the internet will become ads for Infowars.com

See some nice bare titties or nip slip

Hillary will give birth to twin aliens. Look it up!

Win big money and get laid everyday

>>730607392
Second chance please

my crush will send me nudes tomorrow

Get rich

North Korea will nuke us soon

>>730605639
Hitler comes back and defeats the mushroom people, then saves Emma Watson.

we will nuke north korea soon

Will senpai notice me

>>730608143
>>730608118
SO CLOSE

^^^

>>730600305

i will get the job

>>730608233
>>730608202
YESSSSSSS

>>730600305
Praise kek!

Alex Jones trips on mushrooms at your place during Thanksgiving and your parents freakout, but Alex remains calm as a cucumber.

just want to be loved

everyone is genocide

>>730608266
wasted dubs

>>730600305
Will I get all the grades i want?

(Praise kek)

>>730608385
no

>>730600305
On the night off the full disk, the angered will fly over the pillars of Hercules, and murder the poor

>>730600305
My dick will grow six inches overnight.

>>730608385
reroll

OP will kill himself.

>>730608402
one more time...

I will get laid tomorrow.

>>730600305
Will I get what I need?

My business will do amazingly well for the next 30 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730608495
no you wont

business will do amazingly well for the next 30 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730608516
rollarino

>>730608287
Indeed! Now that Emma is alive and the mushroom people are dead, she will repent her feminist ways and become a submissive slut.

I get a golden fedora

I want my crush's nudes ffs

>>730608570
roll

My business will do amazingly well for the next 50 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730608601
FUCK YOUUUUUUU

>>730608611
YES THANKS ANON

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My business will do amazingly well for the next 80 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730608621
roll :(

>>730608601
Everyone gets golden fedoras so yours is not special anymore.

>>730608652
ONBSUIBVUBVUYGBVSRUBGSYUGBTVSUYBGVSUGBTVUSB

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My business will do amazingly well for the next 200 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730600305
WWIII starts today.

>>730600305
rolling for my grades.

I will become incredibly wealthy and meet the perfect woman.

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My business will do amazingly well for the next 70 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730608752
Nigger, you didn't say what grade. Now you get all F's, for faggot.

>>730608752
reroll

>>730608714
My business will not do well at all, but it doesn't matter as I got Emma Watson as my slave. We watch Hitler on the news as she rides me.

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My business will do amazingly well for the next 90 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

I will marry a beautiful Asian woman

Trump fingers Pence

>>730608806
roll or ill die

>>730608739
It starts tomorrow dude.

>>730608779
>>730608714
Rolling.

I'll be a millionaire in less than a year!

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My business will do amazingly well for the next 99 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

I'll win the jackpot on the lottery within a month

Black people become white people after the genocide.

Everything will work out fine in the end.

Or just insert some other bullshit, ill-thought faggotry phrase

kek praises me

>>730608923
Doesn't look good for us.

>>730600305
will I get what I need?

Trump will become a transexual

only I can give dubs. The crush's nudes want guy

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I return home soon, unless 19 is rolled

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Fuck. My business will do amazingly well for the next 50 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

i predict that someone will come kill me in the very near future

>>730608988
>>730608985
see? no one got dubs earlier

I shall be incredibly wealthy and have any women I want.

>>730600305
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Money, bitches, bling for all

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My business will do amazingly well for the next 290 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

haha your fags' fate depends on me

>>730608988
This guy, seeing my plight, decides to help me out and gives me Emma Watson in return for nude pics of her.

>>730600305
will I get better than I need?

diamond stops being the hardest metal

My business will do amazingly well for the next 55 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

I'm tue Hottest man in the world

the us govt will be abolish in 8/1/2017

I am the inventor of the simulation that we are all living in at this very moment.

>>730609095
reroling

>>730609087
roll for you my friend

My business will do amazingly well for the next 77 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

Trump as a transexual with form a relationship with Putin.

>>730608350

your mom is wasted dubs

niggers rule the planet

>>730609126
My business will do amazingly well for the next 5 seconds, then it falls to the ground and Asians parade on it. Oh, and Jet Jaguar is made real.

Le Pen wins

>>730609087
fuck, only me and you can't get what we want

My business will do amazingly well for the next 30 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided. Thread dies after this.

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning.

Whoever posts next this will die within a week. A tragic but very painful accident.

I get a qt asian gf

rerolling once more

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning.

My business will do amazingly well for the next 30 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided. Thread fin

>>730609275
>>730609277
here, emma watson is yours anon

My business will do amazingly well for the next 70 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

I develop the power of invisibility but my left testicle will remain visible, only it shall resemble pepe

Faggots shit with their pee pee

>>730600305
The sky is falling baby, drop that ass 'fore it crash

>>730609387
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

My business will do amazingly well for the next 10 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided.

>>730609330
Is that you anon?

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning.

PLOX, ONCE MORE, Plox

Asians will rule planet Earth.
White men will be kept as sex slaves for Asian women.
Blacks will be forced into manual labour or exterminated.

>>730609439
What the fuck, you are a bot

My business will do amazingly well for the next 30 years starting today. Also whites are not genocided. Also I'll shut up when the person after me rolls dubs.

>>730600000

Okay, this goes, but i'm marryng Margot robbie or Cara Delevingne. cmon.

The guy asking for his business to do well will, in fact, contract an incurable illness, go bankrupt and live a short and miserable life of insignificance.

>>730600305
I predict I will get the grades I really want. If this doesn't work, all my confidence will be lost. I have worked so hard for so long.

>>730609502
>>730609522
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FINALLY

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>>730609522
Thank you finally! Good stuff!

/pol/ gets deleted

>>730609591
reroll

I shall be wealthy and marry a beautiful asian wife.

okay fuck you im botting

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning.

>>730609638
rerolling

My girlfriend will commit suicide

>>730609736
rerolling

>>730609736
rolls

Thread dead

emma watson anon, are you still here?

okay fuck you im botting

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning. pls

op will suck at least two dicks in his lifetime

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning. pls

Kekistan is more than a country or a piece of land; it's the only thing I have in this life. It showed me the ways of setting pink haired people on fire and sending gypsies back to Romania.

Praise the almighty frog.

>>730609974
who the fuck is elle fanning

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning. pls.

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning. pls....i am desperate....

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning. pls....i am desperate....i really am.......

>>730610191
no

>>730610032
inspirational...

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And Donald's gone

Make me immortal nostradumbass
and a cute girl would be nice too

Dear Donald, won't you come out to play?
Dear Donald, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Donald, won't you come out to play?

i am becoming a famous and influential person in the world, for my art and acting.

Also, i Marry Elle Fanning. pls....i am desperate....i really am.......okay, last one, if it really isnt my fate.

>>730610295
you wouldn't want to be immortal, trust me

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Spider man time

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>>730610718