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so im a pathetic wimp

been with my gf for almost 2 years. i dont wanna be with her anymore, for the past couple months.
but if i leave, she will kill herself. so im stuck

but now ive got a crush at my new job, i think i could get her heart if i tried. but i cant

what do /b/? bumping with ass, bc it bootyfull

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:12:17 Post No.731264267
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:12:17 Post No.731264267 [Report]

>>731264060
leave. let her kill herself if she's that weak. that's her business.

you're already dying. the date where you cease existing for all eternity is already printed on a calendar somewhere, and you're marching toward it. the time between now and then is all you will ever have. don't waste it doing shit you hate for someone callow and useless.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:13:18 Post No.731264341
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:13:18 Post No.731264341 [Report]

>>731264060
She's not gonna kill herself. Chicks always pull that card. If she even tries, there's a 90% chance she won't even get that right.

Women can't even do that right.

Get out of there /b/ro

Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:14:19 Post No.731264404
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:14:19 Post No.731264404 [Report]

Kill her yourself. Then nothing to feel guilty about you fucking quilt.

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2017-05-02 02:12:03 Post No.731264252
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:12:03 Post No. 731264252 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do the left refuse to accept that the middle East is more racist than those trying to save or country by blocking them out?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:13:46 Post No.731264364
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:13:46 Post No.731264364 [Report]

>>731264252

I'm a left winger and fuck all forms of backwards shit ass religion.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:15:05 Post No.731264453
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:15:05 Post No.731264453 [Report]

Because they're potential voters?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:15:19 Post No.731264469
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:15:19 Post No.731264469 [Report]

>>731264252
Yes, because all refugees are extremists.

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2017-05-02 02:09:21 Post No.731264068
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:09:21 Post No. 731264068 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>8 or 9 i dont fucking know anymore
>living in shitty hotel for almost 6 months
>bitch mom paying for shitty hotel with drug money and shit she lifted from local stores and random homes
>been eating nothing but microwavable bacon for 6 months
> mfw mom comes back with mcdonalds bag
>mfw she pulls a metal spoon, a syringe, and a tiny bag of heroine
>no food for me
Skip about 2 months of this shit
>be me
>sitting in wal mart parking lot
>playing scribblenauts on the ds
>all the sudden a police officer walks up to the door
ohshit.jpg

To Be Continued

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:11:09 Post No.731264185
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>>731264068
this is gonna have a dinosaur in it huh?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:14:20 Post No.731264407
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:14:20 Post No.731264407 [Report]

>mfw she pulls a metal spoon, a syringe, and a tiny bag of heroine

How come all these fuckers on here are carrying around little bags full of Wonder Woman and Supergirl. I can spell, so I just don't get it.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:16:46 Post No.731264582
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:16:46 Post No.731264582 [Report]

i just want to know how you got the money for a ds

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:22:46 Post No. 731265033 [Report] [View this topic]

HOLY FUCK I FLOODED MY HOUSE!!!!

I LEFT THE BATHTUB RUNNING WHILE PLAYING FALLOUT 4 AND IT FLOODED MY MOM'S BEDROOM AND IT'S RAINING DOWNSTAIRS IN THE KITCHEN!!!

WATER IS COMING OUT OF THE LIGHT SOCKETS DOWN TO THE KITCHEN WOOD FLOORS!

MY MOM IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME WHEN SHE GETS HOME FROM WORK!!!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:24:10 Post No.731265140
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>>731265033
QUICK POST IT ON REDDIT

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>>731265033
She's going to fucking kill me!!!!

It flooded the carpet in her room, and the water is dripping downstairs.

I'm dead.

I might as well drink bleach.

I'm fucking dead.

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 02:25:06 Post No.731265217 [Report]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 12:14:20 Post No. 731257261 [Report] [View this topic]

Lets go fags

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 12:14:41 Post No.731257278
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 12:14:41 Post No.731257278 [Report]

>>731257261
Roll

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>>731257261
Bumb

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>>731257261
Rolll

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:56:59 Post No. 731263233 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me, 21 y-o shy fag
>see this cute girl on a train
>looks around 20
>wtf she has a teddybear
>post on /b/ about her
>anons advice me to talk to her, I do that
>we get along and I get her number
>meet her the next day for lunch
>wtf she still has her teddybear in her bag
>date goes well
>she pays her part of the bill without me asking
>invites me to go to the movies the day after
>we go and see Split (good movie)
>she invites me to her place
>we kissed and hugged
>I left after dinner

And now I am at my place hesitating to call her again. She's really sweet even if she's weird (damn teddybear) and shy as hell, I don't want to scare her.

Pic related, is her.