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>be me >8 or 9 i dont fucking know anymore >living in

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>be me
>8 or 9 i dont fucking know anymore
>living in shitty hotel for almost 6 months
>bitch mom paying for shitty hotel with drug money and shit she lifted from local stores and random homes
>been eating nothing but microwavable bacon for 6 months
> mfw mom comes back with mcdonalds bag
>mfw she pulls a metal spoon, a syringe, and a tiny bag of heroine
>no food for me
Skip about 2 months of this shit
>be me
>sitting in wal mart parking lot
>playing scribblenauts on the ds
>all the sudden a police officer walks up to the door
ohshit.jpg

To Be Continued
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>>731264068
this is gonna have a dinosaur in it huh?
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>mfw she pulls a metal spoon, a syringe, and a tiny bag of heroine

How come all these fuckers on here are carrying around little bags full of Wonder Woman and Supergirl. I can spell, so I just don't get it.
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i just want to know how you got the money for a ds
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>>731264407
Fuckers can't even spell hairween right these days
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Cont op
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Part 2

>ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
>freakout.jpg
>my stupid autist mind doesnt know what to do
>cop opens door
>mfw it was unlocked
>he pulls me out of the car
>puts me in the back of the police car
>speaks some bullshit into the walkie
>5 minutes later
>my mom comes out of the store
> two police grabbing each of her arms
>mfw one cop has a bloody nose

skip going through the police station

>my aunt comes to pick me up
>mom goes to prison for 3 years
>aunt get custody
>be me
>finally living like a normal child
>i have a home
>a family that loves me
>food
>mfw my mom gets out

To be continued
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>>731265003
interesting story, please continue
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>>731265003
Im slowly getting emotionally invested. Continue, anon
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Inb4 OP is a faggot
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dont die on me
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Can't tell if wincest, feels, or some bel air shit yet. Continue opie
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The rest,
The rest,
The rest!
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lurking
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Part 3

>be me almost through 4th grade
>mom gets out
>tfw she has custody again
>She lets me live with my aunt for about a year after she gets out
>she lived with my grandpa
>hes pretty into preaching the bible and all that shit
>i respect that
>it keeps bitch mom sane for a year
>then she lost it
>met this guy
>ill call him cuckboy for now
>he lives in a house with like eight other guys all drug addicts
>mfw she tells me there getting a house
>and i have to come live with them
>back to square one
>no food
>no friends
>nothing
>she pulled me out of school
>Depressed.exe

Skip another year of this

>cuckboy and bitch mom get busted for smoking pot
>bitch mom goes full retard mode
>calls aunt
rescue.exe


Want another part /b/?
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>>731266154
yes keep going love x
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If the story is continued you can have some (you)s, how about that?
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>>731266154
yes please
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for sure
but how are you starving and you have a DS, is america really that retarded
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>>731266154
Sounds like a pretty shitty life! But I am still requesting cont.just to laugh at you
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>>731266154
You know we do
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Op better deliver
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>>731266154
i am tasting bait
but doesnt matter
bump
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>>731266254

I was starving with an n64 and games man. Ma figured $300 or whatever would keep us fed a week, or two, but the n64 could keep our spirits up for years.
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>>731266387
you weren't starving, you were a bit hungry
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>>731266154
Keep going
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>>731264068
>>731265003
>>731266154

lame story bro, kys.
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>>731266154
keep going / feelsbump
if it ends with dinosaur fuck you .
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>>731266517

Depends on the week man. But feel free to act like you know my lifestory
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>>731266200
sauce???
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>>731266683
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>>731266154
Bump
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>>731266635
i will. the fact you got defensive like a privileged child tells me all i need to know. nobody has the spirit to play games when they're really starving. you even just said it depended on the week, you fucking idiot. you don't know starvation.
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>>731266719
kys faggot
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I just wanna know what happened to your DS
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>>731264068
So you're 15?
Underage b&
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>>731266154
Sure
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>>731266154
Yes please now go on.
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>>731266820
Lol what the fuck are you on about? I was literally starving for a good chunk of my adolescence and I still loved playing n64 at my cousins you retarded nigger.
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>>731266953
at your cousins where they probably fed you
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someone should screencap
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>>731264068
Underage b&
OP IS ONLY 15
SCRIBBLENAUTS CAME OUT IN 2009 FOR DS ITS 2017 NOW ONLY 6 YEARS HAS PASSED SINCE OP WAS 9
OP IS 15
B&
B&
B&
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>>731266820

Are you kidding me? In the army l would lose 20%of my weight on a 3 week deployment from lack of calories, didn't stop me from doing 12 mile road marches. There is a difference between starving and starving to death. You're lack of ability to discern varying meanings and shading on expressions for a story leads me to believe you are an underage NEET autist.
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>>731267152
let a man tell his story... hes 15 but probably went through more than ur sorry ass... so for me hes older then 15
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>>731266387
DS turned into n64? What the heck anon?
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>>731267344
Different anon
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Finish the story op
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>>731267152
Someone can't count
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>>731267280
loosing weight isn't starving, try again
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>>731267456
probly just cold then...
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>>731267456
Im pretty sure losing weight would be a by-product of starving. Considering you're getting no food, no nutrients, and nothing to fatten you, therefore your body eats at the fat and muscle, causing you to lose mass, causing you to lose weight. Y'know, basic science we all learn as kids
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>>731264068
>scribblenauts
>released 2009
>8-9

reported
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>>731267312
Shut up OP your thread is shit. Even if it's as hard as you pretend. This is some pussy shit. Where's the farther figure beating you while you mind too fucked to care. Wheres sleeping outside because they won't let you in? Where's lying to other kids about why they can't Come over because the place you walk with them to isn't you real house because your real house make you cry?
You a little faggot with a little faggot story. Try harder fag
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>>731267456
>loosing
Kys
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>be me excited af to live with aunt
>in car with aunt
>her phone rings
>grandpa
>says grandma is being rush to the ER
>cant breathe
>rush to hospital
>mfw we get there before ambulance
>wait outside for 10 minutes
>ambulance pulls up
>turns out they had to put her on a ventalator(dont know how to spell that lol)
>lung pretty much popped like a balloon
>she in hospital for a month
>bitch mom long gone noone know where she is
>live with aunt for a month grandma gets out
>aunt and her boyfriend sit us both down
>mfw there leaving us
>aunt and boyfriend pack up and leave me with my grandma
>couldbeworse.jpg
>live fine for about 2 months
>bitch mom calls
>her and cuckboy got another house from cuckboys boss
>free
>one condition
>no drugs
>of course they break that one condition
>cuckboys bails
>leaves bitch mom hanging
>me and grandma come over and pack up all her shit
>comes and lives with us for a week
>grandma gets her into a rehab center 4 hour drive from here
>notbad.exe
>go down there


gonna finish this part here since i can see you faggots are getting impatient
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>>731267582
Good to know you know your basic science, but you should learn some basic logic because your first sentence doesn't negate "losing weight isn't starving"
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>>731267152
Who cares?
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>>731267344
Yeah, I'm not the story teller. Just giving my two cents for why he might have had a ds
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>>731267402
Are you retarded?
2009
>2017
8 year difference.
Op claims he was 8 or 9 when laying scribblenauts
He's poor so let's say he played a year after release so 2010
7 years added to 8 is 15
Kill yourself retard
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>>731267699
So your aunt and her boyfriend just up and ditched you?
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>>731267388
No it wasn't fag
Stop with the damage control
You fucked up. Work out the kinks and then try again in a day or two
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>>731267858
Let's say he was 9 and s half, add half a year as he stated in his story, he's 10, say he got it as a gift from someone, 8 year difference = 18 years old. You're the retard here that can't count.
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>>731267750
Newfag.
It's part of the rules. Go read up.
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>>731268046
>literally says "I was 8 or 9."
Oh Nooo he was 10 the whole time guys.
Yea I'm the retard.
Also
Suddenly there are people who will buy a "starving child" a brand new game but not contact child services. Thread is shit. Kill yourself
>oh man Timmy sure did look malnourished
>yea but scribblenauts will fix that
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>the place is beautiful
>its completely hidden in a forest
>a lake for you to swim in
>a chapel to pray in and shit
>but the living area was kinda a shit show
>no bad by any means just.....
>kinda a cluster fuck
>i mean 16 detoxing middle aged chicks
>pmsing all over the place
>they fight alot
>anyway we drop of bitch mom and bounce

head back to grandmas skip 2 months

>bitch mom wants to come home
>nope.jpg
>she pretty much runs away
>they find her 3 miles away waiting at a bus stop
>gets kicked out
>bring her home
>is fine for a month


>back to me
>got an xbone for christmas
>Got overwatch around halloween
>Fuckyea.jpg
>level 23
>playing friendly with enemy team
>meet this chick
>we start partying up
>we play overwatch and bo3 alot
>get to know each other
>Known each other for about 7 months now
>met in person couple of times
>9/10
>anyway shes been my best friend for a long time
>i tell her everything
>talking to her helps


>anyways back to the story

>bitch mom loses it again

running out of line room the way another part on the way /b/tards hopefully i can calm all you faggots arguing over my fucking age
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>>731268487
You ever heard of a birthday or xmas gift you fucking autist? Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the story already.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>731268046
A half?
>2 months
>only 4 months in a year
':^)
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>>731267866
This?
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>>731268620
>B-buh muh gift logic
>people only care about giving gifts on holidays
>they wouldnt notice how sickly he is from not eating
>or that he lives in a hotel
Fuck you're retarded
>B-buh guiz it's only a fake story who cares
You do fag
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>>731268580
>Xbone and overwatch
This story got no timetable anon
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>>731268665
>6 month time period
Are you dyslexic?
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>>731266825
no u
not going to spoonfeed your braindead ass, lurk moar
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Hey OP! Want to play?
My gamertag is: D4rkDarkn3ss
XboxOne
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>>731268580
You could sort the age shit out by just saying how old you are
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>be me now
>Sitting here writing this
>in the hospital room
>my mom just laying there in the bed with a tube down her throat
>in a coma
>almost dead
>/b/ they found twice the lethal dose of crack in her system
>i thought i would tell you my story before i have to pull the plug
>but hey at least its Xboxgurls birthday

Ok sorry for the short ending i gtg but just to clear some things up im 17 years old im sorry i didnt state everytime i aged i thought you fags would catch a hint the ds i did get as a birthday present from my grandpa

Anyway peice fags hope you take something from reading my story

j
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continue OP, don't mind these autists arguing
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>>731267456
are you actually fucking retarded
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>>731269485
underage b&
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>>731268048
>rules
>b
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*peace god damnit fml
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>>731266719
Anon, it's called a PNG. It's gets rid of the white background you idiot.
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>>731268580
nigga wut
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>>731269485
Peace be with you my friend
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>>731269591
anon, it's called not caring you idiot.
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>>731269485
post pics of the body
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>>731269485
OP , you will be ok m8, add me for some memes to forget the real life
D4rkDarkn3ss
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>>731269485
I sincerely hope your life gets better m8
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>>731269485
Anon she straight up made your life shit, I don't know where you're living but if in your country pulling the plug is illegal or frowned upon don't do it, don't let her ruin your life once again
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>>731269485
just pull the fuckin plug and live with your grandparents, after the amount of shit she's done I wouldn't have an issue pulling it.
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Keep your strengths don't lose friends
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>>731269485
>i thought i would tell you my story before i have to pull the plug
Bruh, you have had a textbook shitlife with junkie parent scenario and emerged alive and as well adjusted as anyone would expect to be under the circumstances.

Congrats. You're a survivor. I'm sorry your mother is dying because that's going to hurt no matter what, but for realsies, son. She's a piece of shit. Her life is miserable. She's made your life miserable. Death is probably the best thing for both of you.

You'll pull out. Just don't fuck with drugs because you've got a genetic predisposition to become a piece of shit if you do.
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>>731269485
Everything will be okay.
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OP, pursue the qt3.14. She's been there for you more than your mother has. Cheers.
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>>731264068
>boo-hoo
>poor me
>stupid mom
>poor me

What was her childhood like? Shitty parents or abuse?
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The holes in this story are immense.
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>>731270889
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OP. Do you have Discord or Steam?
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>>731270821
Second this. I had a very similar childhood and pushed through to become a decent person. Don't let her bring you to her level.
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>>731267858
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>>731269485
Mooooooooooooods !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>731269485
marry xboxgurl, be a family, be good parents for your children, happy end
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>>731268580

what. how old are you dude.
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>>731269485

just remember that she did absolutely nothing for you. She's a horrible selfish cunt. pull the plug. It will feel great.
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>>731272631
Fucking newfags
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