>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK

bump wheres the /b/ creativity..

>>731266282
You emit strong sex pheromones attracting males of all species for 3 full hours.

>>731267580
I think you were supposed to add your own super-power then.


You have X-Ray vision.

>>731267697
your sight range is 1mm

Ability to read minds

>>731267697
You are unable to see on the regular light spectrum.

My turn. You have the ability to fly.

>>731267851
But everything comes across in morse-code light flashes.

The ability to fly.

>>731267851
Read thoughts in hieroglyphics

Doesn't need to eat or drink to live

>>731267851
Only read the minds of raging homosexuals.

>>731267942
But only at 1mph

Invisibility

>>731267942
You're a nigger

You're white

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>>731267851
You hear them really loud like screaming in your head.

>The ability to recharge your phone without a battery recharger.

>>731268047
kek

kek

>>731268025
But only whilst playing a saxophone

Super speed

>>731268047
i didnt pulled up a ylyl bread
topkek/10

>>731267942
Backwards

Youre cock is 10 inches

>>731268129
Only while jacking off.

Skin as strong as diamonds

>>731268075
phone needs car batteries instead of regular ones

teleportation

>>731268197
but it's ten inches flaccid - always flaccid.

You can win the game.

>>731268197
But only 1 inch in thickness

The ability to teleport

>>731267851
but you have high functioning autism

Can talk to animals

>>731268214
But you are jewish

You are catholic

>>731268075
But you need to use a dongle for it to work

>The power to influence any dice roll made in your vicinity

Particle manipulation

>>731268214
But you sweat through your mouth

Ability to always have flower smelling shit

>>731268129
No super reaction.

>The ability pull that curved bullet flight path thing from the movie wanted.

>>731268129
Your reaction time remains the same.

I can float in the air.

>>731268288
But you must be nude

You have a superhuman healing factor

>>731268262
you lose memory of what transpired in the past month

Ability to talk to animals

Time stop!
Finally my fantasy of fucking everything that *moves* haha!

>>731268299
but all animals speak different languages

ability to shitpost at supersonic speeds

>>731268324
but only when the dice is eight-sided

The ability to access the internet with your mind

>>731268326
Can only manipulate particles into the shape of dog dicks

The ability to breathe underwater

>>731268346
Can't aim for shit tho

Infinite stamina.

>>731268405
But cannot speak to humans

>>731268344
But all flowers smell like shit

You can shoot as much Heroin as you want without death

>>731268397
But anything heraled does show up on medical bills.

You can stop time

>>731268397
1 year life span

ability to do trips in every bread

>>731268490
but you're resistant to heroin's hallucinogenic effects

ability to read, write, and speak any language

>>731268502
But when you do so, people can still see you.

You can kill niggers with your mind

>>731268531
get banned every post

hear like dogs

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>>731268288
Whenever you sneeze, fart or yawn you randomly teleport somewhere else.
>>731268299
Animals turn out to be really religious and constantly bug you about talking about your lord and saviour jesus christ.

>>731268502
but you age 1000x faster while time is stopped

you can perfectly mimic anyone's voice

>>731268556
> Heroin
> Hallucinogenic

oh boy

power to summon infinite snakes at will.

>>731268450
Malicious popups everywhere in your head.

Wizard.

>>731268456
Cannot breathe in seawater because osmosis would dehydrate your cells.

Fire breath

>>731268600
But they all want to kill you

>>731268079
Kek

Kek

>>731268648
No fire resistance in mouth

>>731268648
Out of your asshole only

Icebreath

>>731268648
But the fire breath comes out of your butt

Shrinking/growing powers

>>731268614
Magic is radioactive

Can phase through physical objects

You have the ability to teleport a fart anywhere.

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>>731268596
That guy with the goofie surgery begins stalking you and keeps trying to get you to have sex with him while using your mickie mouse voice.
He won't stop until he got what he wants.

>>731268731
But not at will

>>731268727
But only when you give blowjobs.

You have the ability to control the minds of women.

>>731268596
When you try to take advantage of that power you feel an invisible kick in your balls


Immortality

>>731268753
you have no control over when you phase

don't have to eat to survive

>>731268308
But secretly practice Judaism CK2 style.

Best fighter in the world

>>731268786
But your mind can also be controlled by all women

>>731268824
But you age twice as fast

Super human reaction speed

>>731268855
That's called being pussywhipped.

>>731268835
but only when you're drunk

Don't have to sleep

>>731268753
but it's always on

invisibility

>>731268835
But worst stamina

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>>731268568
For each kill you absorb 50% of the persons personality.

>>731268578
You get rushes of adrenaline when hearing people talking to their dogs about "beeing a good boy" or playing fetch.

You have super hearing

>>731268914
but your IQ decreases 60 points

never feel pain

>>731268436
You are also frozen in time.

Stretchy Limbs

>>731268985
But only when on fire

>>731268975
but you are also a dog

the ability to cum with 100% control and for as long as you want

>>731268991
Haemophiliac

Can jump incredibly high

>>731268985
but only when you have water in your ears

Mutate to have jellyfish stinger cells in the back of your hands.

>>731268975
But those rushes of adrenaline come with an urge to rape said "good boys".

You have the ability to make three flawless wishes.

Can noclip through solid walls

>>731269086
glass bones

can make anyone sexually attracted to you

>>731269086
But you can never land

The ability to not be lonely

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>>731266282

Lol is this why deku breaks his shit everytime he uses one for all??

>>731269089
dude that would suck - you'd get ear infections constantly

>>731268556
But you're a nigger

Ability to talk your way out of any scenario

>>731269118
someone who fucking hates you also gets to make three flawless wishes

can't be hurt by bullets

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>>731268773
The range of the teleportation scales with the amount of hot food you've eaten lately.

The ablility to look, feel and act like superman in public.

>>731269141
But you no longer feel sexual attractions

You can predict the outcome of any situation with 99% accuracy

>>731267580

Huh..another hero academy based power.

Must be alalot of anime fans Itt

>>731269086
But can only land on spiked surfaces.

You have perfect aim with any firearm over any distance.

>>731269237
But cotton burns your flesh.

You cry tears of diamond.

>>731269120
Still affected by gravity when doing so

>>731269193
but only in portuguese

can shoot fire from your hands

>>731268600
They only show up in your boots

Shape shifter

>>731269321
the diamonds are sharp as shit and come from your tear ducts

can safely eat and digest any object without bodily harm

>>731268824
But you're a homeless vegetable

Heal the sick

>>731269354
Every living thing you try to shape shift into has horrible deformities

Can view through other people's eyes like a livestream on your phone

>>731269354
Involuntary

Never have to eat, drink, or use the bathroom

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>>731269146
But your lonelyness is cured with a delusion called a waifu.

>The ability to speak perfect japanese for exactly 5 minutes and 37 seconds.

>>731269437

But your shit is sharp as diamonds and comes from your asshole.

You can reach page 10 and finally be free.

>>731269468
But the sickness now effects you instead

>>731269354
but you can only shift once a year

can use any gun perfectly without training

>>731269611
you have no hands

The ability to add density to any object

>>731269611
But you have Parkinson's

>>731269524
you can only quote anime lines

super agility

>>731269081
But you simultanously start farting with a seamless transition to shitting yourself.

>The ability to always have 50 $ in your pocket.

>>731269651
That density is also added to you and cannot be removed

Can throw objects faster than the speed of sound

>>731269651
But you can't control just how much density you add.

Your anus produces its own lubricant, feels no pain, and anything passing through it causes you extreme pleasure.

>>731269711
>50 dollars Zimbabwean

You can speak/understand any language in the world

...on any other planet but earth

>>731269711
everything you buy costs $50 more

you can perfectly recall any event from your memory

>>731269799
You're very cringey so all you remember is regret

>>731269766
you shit through your urethra

you can change your facial appearance at will

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The ability to travel through back and fort in time.

>>731269799
But no one ever believes that's exactly what happened when you tell them about a memory

You have psi

>>731269901
Travel back and forth in time*

>>731269863
But only at Will Smith.

You are Spider-Man.

>>731269901
but you can't control where you travel

>>731269260
Sauce on pics?

>>731269863
But it's always an uglier face

>>731268786
But you turn gay.

The ability to control all space and time at will.

>>731269956
spider-man villains suddenly exist and want you dead

you can move objects with your mind

>>731269790
You're schizophrenic

>>731269901
BUt your arrive naked
and always in a well populated public place.

>>731269766
Faggot fucking get off /b/

You arent a huge faggit

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The ability to summon tacos at will

>>731266282
You can shoot lasers from your eyes, but you have Anophthalmia

>>731270038
but you will never have sex again

laser vision

>>731270101
the tacos have cum on them

>>731270101
you can only summon them in your anal canal

>>731270044
But you are trapped in your own body, and must use the full-extent of your mind powers to move yourself.

You are the ultra giga nigga, and only quads can stop you.

>>731270044
But you can only make them fly towards yourself

You can relive your memories and the memories of others dead or living (assassins creed style?)

>>731270101
Instead of sauce on the taco, its Jizz

>>731270189
youre a nigger

You are irrestistable to 12 year old girls

>>731269863
But only into Steve Buscemi's face.

You have telekinesis.

>>731270251
But the minute you touch one, everyone within a 5 mile radius knows precisely when, where, and how you touched her.

You have complete legal immunity.

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The ability to cum chocolate

>>731270251
You are a pedophile

The ability to make any one thing you want not gay

>>731270189
your thread is full of mindblowing gets

you can never get sick

>>731270352
But you give everyone you touch AIDS.

You can piss lava (without burning yourself).

>>731270328
Granted! You can only cum if you have ingested sufficient ingredients to produce chocolate, and the boiling fluid is agonizing.

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The ability to make a multi million $ company within a month

>>731270251
>You are irrestistable to 12 year old girls

>>731266282
am i included if i can shapeshift into one?

>>731270459
Oh well

>>731270341
except traps. traps are always gay.

ability to mind control people

>>731270352
But other people can get every disease known from you

You can command any animal

>>731270101
but they are plagued with extra-extra cilantro

>>731270432
You shit lavarock

You can fit an infinite amount of things in your mouth and stomach

>>731270460
apple sues you for a billion dollars

>>731270541
But only to lick your cock, you filthy furry.

Shit tastes like the world's best food to you.

>>731269728
Said objects would still be subject to the laws of physics and by having such an extreme acceleration and speed, would cause all surrounding matter in contact with it to start fusing with itself and causing massive nuclear blasts. You would be pulverised instantly.

The ability to summon a delicious pineapple in front of you on command.

>>731270507
But only blacks, jews, and gays

You can explode at will

>>731270573
your body isn't any more durable so it hurts like hell

your skin can't be cut

>>731270631
once.


You can will matter into existence.

>>731269508
you die if you see someone else eat, drink or piss

>the ability to make trump shit at will

>>731270615
Only works with shit, and you shit the food that made the shit

You can have any fetish you want

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The ability to eat what ever I want without gaining or losing weight.

>>731270616
But it always looks like a severed head

You can melt things by touching them

>>731270690
You are Will.

You are immune to any given level of radiation, gamma or otherwise.

>>731270669
Such an action causes a new big bang

You can move at the speed of sound

>>731270254
but you can only prove it to conspiracy theorists
>>731270214
>implying that's not usually the case
>>731270211
Sometimes you fuck up and you relive really boring or terrible lifes which you have to endure from the beginning to the end.
>>731270081
But strangely attracted to sonic the hedgehog.

>The ability to communicate with aliens.

>>731270631
>strong dumbasses
>rich, greedy world controllers
>annoying, undeterrable hordes

I see no problem

>>731270750
But you are alergic to any form of liquid.

>>731270724
Including yourself

You can make objects invisible

>>731270780
they fucking hate you

you can talk to people telepathically

>>731270750
You give off a deadly amount of radiation

You can tunnel underground like a mole on meth

>>731270780
But only illegal aliens

You can breathe in space, and not get killed by the vacuum or temperature

>>731270116
It goes through literally everything and is only a few microns thick. Closing your eye lids cuts them in half.

You can talk to dead people.

>>731270460
But you own Monsanto and Toei Animation

The ability to shit heat seeking rockets

>>731270879
But only if you're standing directly in front of them and saying exactly what you want to communicate aloud.

You are stronger than an ant.... If an ant was this big. <------>

>>731270924
but lack of pressure kills you

>>731270879
But it sounds like it's coming through a dying walkie talky and they can't communicate back through telepathy

You can summon a dimensional door that leads anywhere you want

>>731270251
>My biggest fantasy is to wake up one morning and find my current adult brain in the body of a sightly over developed 10 year old girl. I would take that little body and allow my adult sexuality to wallow in the intensity of being every pedophile's wet dream come true. When I was that age I didn't appreciate the power of that highly taboo body. I used its power for silly reasons, wasted its potency to deliver a kind of euphoria that normal people will never understand. It takes an adult brain to know how to really enjoy that intensity. Ah, how youth is wasted on the young.

>>731270960
But only their corpses

You can use magic

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The ability to enlarge my penis to any size.

>>731271058
The dimensional door is a a gloryhole too small for your dick

You have all the powers of your favorite video game character

Okay, do y'all seriously not know how to play this fucking game? Jesus Christ, you guys are all so retarded. You don't reply to a post to add a drawback. You fucking put down a drawback on the fucking top and a superpower on the bottom. This creates a motherfucking endless chain. You don't keep replying to people, you absolute morons.

The ability to kill people over the internet.

>>731271069
only limited to meme magic...

>>731271163
But you can't shrink it back down, and it's always fully erect

You can turn anything into a weapon

>>731271069
But you can only use it to do card tricks that already exist

You can pull objects out from a personal pocket dimension

>>731271058
But the time spent traveling is not shortened for you

You can animate material objects

>>731271163
But your stomach always expands to cover it completely.

You are functionally immortal - anything that would do you damage or age you only makes a portrait in your closet grow older and more haggard looking.

>>731269901
But you can only jump to a previous or future version of yourself and once you are there you are stuck in the current timeline until you gain this ability at this moment.

>>731271247
The pocket is your anus, and all the only objects you can pull are dildos

You have a shrinkray

>>731271293
>Note If you fuck up so you never get the power you are stuck in that timeline untill you die.

>>731271163
>but the skin won't grow with it
better start rubbing some oils in that shit before it rips apart

>>731270713
You get teleported in a jungle in the middle of angola and find out you're part of a tribe.
>>731270750
Learn to be more specific:
Sunrays and warmth are also parts of radiation, your hormones will go crazy when not beeing exponated to any sunlight anymore, everything will feel cold, because you only emmit heat, but can't receive it, so not even warm clothing is going to save you from freezing.
And i didn't even bastardize your super power.

The ability to check out emma watsons crotch and boobs at will.

>>731271250
Kekd at The idea of a dimensional door that just makes the trip a massive fuck off hallway

>>731271240
But only toy weapons.

>>731271317
It only works on your dick.

You can control wind

>>731271369
But Emma Watson now has a dick bigger and more hairy than yours.

You are Emma Watson.

>>731271178
but your favorite game is roblox

>>731271288
A small 2 year old with various liquidy foods manages the painting, and any smears it makes on it reflect on your appearance.

You can create infinite liquid

>>731271317
But the Shinkray doesn't reduce size of genitalia


Absolute, utter control of all energy and materia

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>>731271429
The wind in your butt.

The ablity to grow a fully retractable beard.

>>731270867
You completely forget about the objects you turn invisible.

Whenever you feel a bit of pain, the money in your bank account increases by 5%

>>731271457
You have a creep checking out your boobs and crotch whenever he wants

You can switch genders at will

>>731271542
They're all ingrown hairs anyway.

Can turn any finger into metal at will

The power to talk with cheese

>>731266282
the /fit/test quadriplegic there ever was

>>731268344
But, you shit from your mouth

The power to cum on demand and have an unlimited supply of semen

>>731271492
But only during the exact second that you die.

You can cum hands-free at any time.

>>731271556
Your nerves only allow you to feel the most extreme pain

You can turn words into reality

>>731267968
but he will feel the consequences, will go into the last stage of dehydration/hunger, second away of dying, but will not die.

>>731271542
But it still comes in patchy.

You can learn any skill with great ease, and very quickly

>>731271621
But only provolone, and it never speaks your language

You can instantly understand any language

>>731271653
but only when thinking about your mom

you can shoot lasers out of your belly button

>>731271457
But you have a dick bigger than some random fag on a chinese cartoon forum.

The ability to puke condoms filled with pure cocaine at will.

>>731271687
Only works in skyrim

You have perfect aim with all weapons and thrown projectiles

>>731271707
But you speak in a frequency that only dogs can hear.

You have a cock that every woman on the earth thinks is beautiful.

>>731269042
But your bones are always soft

super smelling

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>>731266282
You turn black

I get the ability to gas everyone with my mind

>>731271687
But you are not very good at using the skills

You have an 'undo' button for real life

>>731267915
Your flight is powered by flatulence, which can be heard and smelled for miles around.

>>731271556
the money in your bank account is always 0

the ability to never be angry

>>731267968
But you'll have to listen to Justin Bieber everyday for 12 hours on months that start with J

Ability to control minds

>>731271793
But you're gay

You can become as famous as you want for any reason

>>731271810
But you are an unfunny edgy child

>>731271810
Including yourself

You can turn into mist

>>731271794
>>731271810
>Super smelling
>Turn black

We wuz kangz is that kfc oogaah boogah

>>731271668
only at the time of prayer in Mecca in front of thousands of muslims

>>731271810
only fart gas.. not hitler gas, not nerve gas..

>>731271828
Always feel sad

Ability to move rocks

>>731271844
But only the minds of quadrapaledrics

You can morph into any shape

>>731271977
only rocks you can physically lift yourself

But you can only fap to squirrels

Can grow yourself as big as u will

>>731271908
But smells like dead cat

Ability to turn into a fly

>>731270044
But it always hurts, really, really bad when doing so, as if 100 razors where scraping your skin off

>>731271983
It has to be a polygon with less than 5 sides

You can calculate perfectly

>>731269260
But you sound and shit like Japanese Goku because of constant constipation

>>731271977
Not with your mind or anything you still have to go pick them up

You know the truth about everything

>>731272035
Can't turn back

Ability to make any person your temporary slave

>>731272044
only with a calculator

>>731272100
But you can only lie

You can convince anyone of anything

>>731271476
it has to go through your nose

>>731271667
You also have exactly 216 triggers that also make you cum including but not limited to "opening a window and when a breeze comes in" or "eating a grape".

The ability to gain small insights on issues that bother you whenever you take a shit.

>>731271822
...but you can only press it after you've done something you are proud of.

>You have the ability to see future events...

>>731272160
But only if you don't believe what youre telling them

You can mould any object clay

>>731271619
But when you do your dick turns into the transformed finger(s)

You can freely control and shape your own body

>>731272246
you are always constipated

everything you want to buy is free

>>731272107
When its over their heads explode

You can shoot bullets from your eyes

>>731272107
...but after the incident they are completely aware of what happened during it and will seek revenge in one way or another.

>You have the ability to walk on water...

>>731272246
You have to eat the shit to remeber them

You can make objects as soft or hard as you want

>>731272287
But you see every possible future events and have know way of knowing which version will happen

You can control other people like puppets

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>>731271579
You can't choose which gender and you can't recall which one was your original one.

Repairing anything.

>>731272443
but only when it is frozen

>>731272404
Your eyes explode when you do

You can fly

>>731272356
But you have to fuck a sheep every 3 hours to recharge your powers

Ability to manipulate plants

>>731268286
-There is no game

Ability to always be on your top performance while awake

>>731272368
Everything you need to buy is always ten dollars more than you have

Ability to solve minor inconveniences

>>731272443
But you have vivid nightmares of being tortured and crucified every night

You can save and load in real life

>>731272485
But you break your bones to do it, including repairing your own bones.

You are invincible

>>731272500
...but only when you don't want to.

>You have the ability to travel between the different planes of existence...

>>731272541
Your "top" performance is worse than most people's "worst" performance.

I want pyromancy.

>>731269901
but you age when you do

the ability to explode people with your mind

>>731272511
But only grass, and you can only change it .1% per day

You have a small loan of a million dollars

>>731272708
Your mind explodes with them.

The ability to know what ability I'd want.

>>731272668
But still feel pain and can still be injured, you just won't die from it and still require recovery time

Your bones are unbreakable

>>731272700
...but not the ability to control it.

>You can grant life to any non-organic substance at will...

>>731272700
You can't have pyromancy

You can satiate anyone's lust

>>731272757
"Same but just very limited" is lazy.

Anyway, your small loan comes with a 2000% interest rate.

https://discord dot gg/6mj3UkA
Join me for nudes =3

>>731272825
But only by setting them up with your friend Chad

>>731272825
You can't satisfy your own

>>731272801
Your organs aren't

You have infinite capacity to learn

>>731272825
But you cant enjoy it

>>731272708
they can only already be seconds away from death

the ability to bend metal with your mind

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>>731271726
You become a symbol of lgbt pride and people start plugging glowing dildos in their belly buttons at parades constantly reminding everyone who is their role model.

>>731271865
The amount of fame is inversely proportional to your happyness.

>>731272368
But there's always this fat soccer mom who happens to see the obvious bargain before you.

>>731272620
...but every time you do so the reality seem somehow less real and more like a poorly made videogame.

>You do not require oxygen to survive...

>>731272886
But nobody is willing to teach you.

>>731270557
The worst

>>731272849
Fine. You can only manipulate them to kill themselves.

OR

The plant you manipulate grows on your body.

>>731272886
But you can't walk or talk and your only way to communicate is a computer.

Ability to eat anything

This is a dank thread. Props to the OP.

>>731273072
You shit and piss what you ate the same way it went in.

You gain special powers based on what you last ate

>>731272960
But you require methane instead

You can cook any meal perfectly

You can steal anyone else's powers without their negative side effects

>>731273072
You can't taste anything.

OR

You can eat anything, just not digest or shit anything you normally wouldn't be able to.

>>731273072
...but you will only taste the worst of tastes.

>You cannot feel pain...

>>731273181
When you use your power, someone you like becomes a vegan or vegetarian

The ability to time travel

>>731273223
But you get a random side effect from someone else's powers

You have astral projection

>>731273268
>You cannot feel pain...
This is actually a legitimate illness and it fucks people up because they don't know when their body gets damaged.

>>731273223
...but you live in a world where no-one has super powers.

>You age half as fast and are exceptionally healthy for a person of your age...

>>731273322
But only to the prehistoric age

And not forward

You can clone yourself

>>731273157
Drinking anything neutralizes your powers

Become any animal you desire

>>731273268
But you can't feel pleasure either

You can make anyone laugh, and can control them while they laugh

>>731272460
But only while moving your fingers above their heads.

The abillity to turn into gas.

>>731272584
It always feels like the universe works against you because once you've fixed something another problem appears.
>>731272620
You realize that the butterfly effect is much more serious than you had originally anticipated, you also slowly go mad over not knowing what happend already and what hasn't.
>>731272674
You can't go back to a previously visited existence and you're not entirely sure how many different existences exist.
>>731272800
But now you've wasted your wish on knowing and you spend the rest of your life cursing yourself for not thinking a little harder. Your dick also shrinks 1 inch.

The ability to guess the exact receipe of any food or drink ever made.

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>>731273448
But only animals you SEXUALLY desire

You can project your voice to any location in the world

>>731273378
Yeah, you are kinda right. The power was supposed to mean that you still know that when you get hurt: you just do not feel any negative sensory sensations.

>>731273448
Each clone won't know if it is the original or not and you'll also forget if you're the original or not.

>>731273481
It's always someone's vape cloud

Ability to mimic anyone perfectly

>>731273439
>You can clone yourself
Nobody likes you, including yourself
Always rough when the fantasies hit close to home isn't it.

>>731273515
But you always add a bottle of tobacco sauce as your 'personal touch'

You can control any electronic device remotely

>>731273515
But when you eat what you cooked you get severe diarrhea

You have your own movie soundtrack that follows you

>>731273611
...but you do not have a voice of your own: only way to communicate is to mimic something or someone you have heard.

>You are immune to any form of disease...

>>731273611

But you lose a 1/4in length and 1/8inch girth of your dick each time you use your superpower

>>731273712
But you constantly shock yourself when you do

Your sweat turns into gold

>>731273769
So the mimic super power basically just became autism

>>731273730
But it's a fucking abysmal soundtrack

Whenever you throw or shoot something you get a V. A. T. S. Overlay telling you your chances of hitting

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>>731273546
Well then, I shall become a horse or unicorn.

I'm not sure I'm okay with this

>>731273769
You never get sickdays at work, and can't take vacations either

Everyone loves you unconditionally

>>731273897
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731273900
But sometimes the mysterious stranger comes and shoots you.

You are able to cure every health issue.

>>731273974
but You don't

You win every fight you get in

>>731273839
The rothschilds captured you and keep you in a sauna for this reason

You're completely correct about any conspiracy theory you have, like the Question

>>731273468
People realize they're beeing controlled and go into full terror of your power over them, the ones you release from your controll are mentally broken, the ones you don't release die at some point of exhaustion - due to constant laughing.

>The ability to swap bodies with people who look into your eyes.

>>731273900
Your chance is always zero, unless you crit. You are a terrible shot.

You can make miracles happen

>>731273546
But all you say is nigger faggot

Ability to become grow into a giant

>>731273974
...but you are incapable of loving them back.

>You have the ability to calm down any enraged person or animal by just talking to them...

>>731271668
But only adverbs

You can transform your skin into an inpenetrable metal shell at will

>>731274029
In order to compensate, your body becomes a shelled mass that cannot move and absorbs nutrients through the dirt and photosynthesis.

You have the ability to connect to any electronic device with your mind and control it

>>731274095
But only on Sundays

Kill anyone with no repercussions

>>731274036
...but you always end up killing the one you are fighting against, even if you don't want to.

>You can see crystal clear up to one mile away...

>>731274036
Because they pass out before anyone throws a punch

You can make people fall asleep when you touch them

>>731274198
But you can't change it back and basically become a metal statue, congrats on being a monument to failure

You can always get a birds eye view of your location

>>731274114
But doing so makes you uncontrollably mad

You can harden your skin

>>731274198
But you're not strong enough to move during that time

Can communicate with all of nature

>>731274072
...but no-one will ever believe you.

>You can petrify living creatures by looking at them...

>>731274252
All you can see is your parents having sex

You're the best musician in the galaxy

>>731274238
But vibrators is your weakness

Be able to to delete anything in real life

>>731274241
You have to star in a tv show that has you kill people, but no one knows you actually kill the people

You can cure any illness

>>731274238
But every time you control a device you lose a part of your humanity and end up to be a toaster.

The ability to generate sound waves at any distance.

>>731274263
You fall asleep too

Can manipulate fire with your hands

>>731274418
But you can't recover what you deleted.

You can shoot electricity from your hands

>>731274418
Everything you delete ends up in your home recycle bin and it's a bitch to empty

You can project images and holograms with your mind