>be me, 21 y-o shy fag >see this cute girl on a train >looks

she crazy op leave her while u still can

she has a daddy kink.

>>731263233
Man up and put your wiener in this lady!

She's got those borderline eyes. Run FAAAARRRRRRR AWAAAAYYYYY

Just kidding, borderlines aren't that bad. Okay, well, they're great in bed, they will do -anything-

>>731263233
Kys faggot this thread again

OP what do u have to loose. Just wrap it up

Them crazy eyes

>>731263525
>>731263535
>>731263648

I don't know I really like her I don't want it to look like just a one time thing.

>>731263535
This a million times. Do Not Put Your Dick in Crazy. Sane women are already irrational as fuck on account if them being awash in oestrogen.

you see what happens when you listen to /b/?

now go to her and fuck her, say you want to lose yourself inside of her, see what happens, post pics.

>>731263742
Progress. ya dumb butt

>>731263742
So after you dip your wick don't go ghost on her. Girls don't think you're going to be using them just cause you fuck em once. Stay the night and make a coffee for her in the morning, be a normal human being and make your intentions obvious

>>731263875
This only applies to normies who can and will get with another girl. If you're unlikely to find a passable mate any time soon just go for it. You have no standards anyway this is more than enough for you @OP

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>>731263907
this man is goddamn right
op dont be a 13 yo shy cunt
dont lose the opportunity youre given
just stay in touch with her

OP here I asked her if she wanted to come to my place tonight, she said yes ! I'll try to see if I can get it on and maybe get some nice hot cocoa for the morning.

>>731264176
the fuck lmao

This makes me happy since I was the one who told you to ask her about her damn bear on the train.

Good job kid.

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>>731264772
That damn bear

>>731265038
You know she's going to apologize to it after you fuck her, apologize for the things it's seen.

Nah, she'll probably get a little better with time or medication. If you like her be supportive and understanding though.

>>731265298
Oh my God I really hope she won't leave it it the room looking at us. It's called Philibear.

>>731265038
My God, you can see her entire iris. I hope you can stay as calm as a rock OP because whether it takes one day or one month, she will go fucking crazy on you.

>>731265723
She IS pretty weird. She has shivers from time to time with no apparent reason, she always has those wide eyes and she names most of the objects she regularly uses.

>>731265400
I wouldn't worry about it. It'll be weird at first but you'll get used to it quickly.

I would get away from her fast as hell. Thats not even remotely normal.

You will wake up one night with her with an axe on the top of you ready to strike you dead.

She is pretty cute, anon. Hope the best for you, don't waste your chances. Even if it goes bad you'll actually have done something to try.

>>731266069
Thanks mate

>>731265990
No she doesn't seem dangerous. She just seem like someone who doesn't get out very often.

>>731265889
She could be schizophrenic and medicated, or otherwise mentally ill, but is obviously off the baseline-normal spectrum of sanity.

If it's clear to you that you can't get anyone less crazy, then be patient and kind and grow with her. Just don't be afraid to gently end it if her problems start interrupting your daily life.

It's going to be difficult, good luck and Godspeed OP

>>731263233
txt her saying "lets play come call of cutey together. ill fire my rifle into your trench and give you my care package"

>>731265038
This is epic. Keep us updated at regular intervals OP. I think you are in for a wild ride, but get the sauce and some good fucks while you can.

>>731263233
Teddybear here, fuck off you moron or I'll cut your throat. Bitch is not interested in your Wiener. All she needs are some fluffy 7 inch!

She is cute. But a fucking teddy bear?

>>731266143
That's a bonus.

Regular chicks are fucking obnoxious. At least the crazies are interesting.

She's cute af and I say go for it OP. and if not, I'm happy to take her number.

>>731266143
If anything she probably has an anxiety disorder, which is easily treatable.

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>>731266277
He has a name. It's Philibear.

>>731263233

Checked.

Now what you're going to do is take her out again on the third date, see?

That is the date for making the sex.

On this date, first thing, you are going to go to motherfucking build a bear, and you and her are going to build a bear together.

>>731263742
Don't be scared of the pussy anon, you've already made out with her and didn't scare her away. She wants tour cock

>>731266500
We don't have build a bear stores in France

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>>731263233
I say there's nothing wrong with bears

>da bears

>>731263233
She's autistic, if you win her trust, she will be your little sex kitten for life.

Don't call, text her, and see how she's doing. Never send more than 2 texts without getting a response, 3 if you think she forgot or something came up.

If no response after 3 texts, just wait (for days if you have to).

That's always been my rule... and now I'm happily married to an asian waifu from a wealthy family.

>>731266500
This

>>731263233
Its a trap.

>>731266666
Fuuuuuuuck.

>>731266666
Wow

checked.

>>731266722
And checked

>>731266642
Seems like a good rule she told me she doesn't like phonecalls.

Also what do I do is she sends a kinda kinky pic ?

>>731266548

Then hit the chunnel and go to merry old England. Make a trip out of it so it seems special when you are debasing and debauching her.

I thought frogs were supposed to be romantic and shit...

>>731266927
No we're mostly assholes

>>731266871
If she sends you a kinky pic, say something nice about it and then be all coy about sending one back, but do it eventually, just make her work for it.

>>731267041
Yeah I'll do that

Thank you

>>731266666
you know the rules OP

>>731267254
Which ones ?

OP, delete the pictures you took of her boobs if you get into an actual relationship with her. She didn't seem against being photographed so you'll be able to get more, but if she finds those you're done.

>>731267376
What boobs? Where?

>>731267572
Hers. They are big and round.

She really is cute. What are her hobbies?

>>731269349
She works part time at a daycare center and she loves it

She loves photo, cinema and plushes (obviously). She plays video games too.

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>>731265298
>You know she's going to apologize to it after you fuck her, apologize for the things it's seen.

>>731269555
She's a keeper, anon
Don't fuck this up

>>731269589
I hope I won't.

What should I cook ? I now she likes spicy stuff but I don't have much to work with.

>>731263233
Ask about the teddy bear

>>731269949
She carries it because she feels anxious when there are strangers around and it helps her feel better. It's named Philibear and she's had it for years now.

I'm a Borderline PD girl and can confirm we'll do pretty much anything in bed. Literally. But I don't have crazy eyes

>>731270182
pics for proof

Fucking beta male

Best love can be a crazy love.. just never give her words she can use against u and dony play into power games.. esp in text.. and she will always come back thinking she was wrong. Always take the higher road. Never call her crzy. Don't get on her levek of arguements always find peace and this girl will think ur a god. Do it like a boss though don't whimper and complain. Say something t like this is getting out of hand maybe we can talk over dinner? If she goes craY on u. Calm loke a solider mofo and u can crush any ego battle

>>731263233
man if you guys connect, what the fuck haha I wouldn't think too much on the teddy bear. It's weird as fuck, but at least she's confident enough to take it around

>>731270424
your keyboard had a problem there mate ?

Crazy just means she's like Trinity in the matrix.. enjoy this shit neo. Be a gentleman and take high roads and don't go to her fighting level if it comes to thag and u good dudd

>>731270585
Nah I just like pissing off people who think typing on a keyboard makes them smart

>>731263233
Cant wait for her parents to get home

>>731269707

Puttanesca, a little heavy on the chilli. Slightly messy food that's easy and fast to prepare. Slightly messy food is good for 'come to my house' dates, it helps lower the tension.

>>731271150
Thank you mate. Gonna go buy what's needed

>>731269707
1. Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpVmyzbYLg

2. Make it (pasta aglio e olio)

3. Get laid

>>731263233
Op, she is realy cute and my advice is...leave 4Chan forever and pet her.

>>731266984
Speak for yourself fag

gl op

Is this ur first dare ever?

>>731272071
No I've had some before even had a girlfriend for a brief moment.

>>731267376
>>731268279
post them

Me today
>go out with mates for couple of drinks before Uni starts again
>nervous about exams so not really in the mood
>waitress comes over with drinks and some chips I ordered
>says "enjoy your food" and smiles
>I reply
>"I love you too" and begin eating
>Everyone, including the waitress stares at me
>literally get up and walk outside and cringe
>walk back in and sit down
>guys order more stuff just so the waitress has to come back
>I apologise and waitress smiles and says "haha dont worry people always say im hot and stuff so im used to it"
>I reply
>"no i dont think youre hot at all i didnt mean to say it"
>She just glares and walks away.

i hate my life

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>>731272594
wrong thread there m8

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>>731266267
underrated

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>>731272594

Hahaha you faggot.

Reminded me of this pic I saw the other day

>>731263233
You should tap that.

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>>731272594
>>731272803
my sides

Need advice /b

>be at the grocery store with my friends
>waiting in line for my friends to buy their shit
>just standing looking around and shit
>see QT cashier staring at me with a smile
>I was sort of like Woah wtf at the moment but I did look back
>now the store is pretty busy at the moment and there's alot of customers in line
>caught her a few times looking back as the lines moved
>looked back at her to let her know

As I'm leaving which I'm getting more near her I seen her lifting up her pants (seen day tight ass jiggle) and she looked back and seen I was Looking LOL but we made eye contact again shortly after that. What you think b, you think she was interested? I am good looking enough, and I can always go back the grocery store isn't to far from me.

>>731272594
reminds me
>be me at the local massage place
>get called, its my turn
>this beautiful girl stands their pointing to the door with cozy lighting
>i walk in and undress
>tell her i've been really tense lately
>"i'll fix that for you" she says and smiles
>massage session is done, i feel tired and my back feels like a pizza dough
>about to leave when she says "Drink alot of water now"
>"you too, bye" i replie

>>731274441

I don't think she was interested in you that much but yeah, go there. You've got nothing to lose, expect maybe your virginity.

>>731263233
Anon, your on /b/ youre fucked up too. Protect that smile, play along alittle and eventually she'll normalize out abit. Or she wont and just the weird cute girl you only ever see in movies.

>>731274777
Nice trips and LOL you are right there's nothing to lose. I think she was interested the line was busy as fuck and I'm looking in the middle of nowhere to see she's looking the opposite direction (which is facing me) and she was just smiling.

Damn, she's cute af.
90% she has a mental disorder though and that bear is some sort of coping mechanism

>>731270151
Where does the name Philibear come from? I thought you Frenchies refuse to use English locally.

>>731275635 I'm guessing it's a pun about the name Philipe or something like that

>>731275113

I'd like to know the results of your 2nd attempt.

Sometimes that happens to me as well, but there's nothing I can do. Met a very cute and nice cashier in the store last weekend, too. Haven't seen her since then, and as I said - what am I gonna do? Can't ask her for her number there, can I.

>>731263233
Looks like a feminist i would run away

>>731274441
>smiles at a customer
>do you think she was interested?
No

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>>731263233
I think she's too crazy for how cute she is

>>731276328
Well I mean, that's what I was going to do if I was going to talk to her again. Was get her number. Obviously I'll talk to her when the time is right and the line isn't busy, if she rejected me then it's w.e

>>731276373
Now I know I made it sound like Ima sperm but you got to consider I'm good looking my self, and getting these stares isn't unsual

>>731266267
Quick question - how is it you clean your fluffy dick after intercourse? I could imagine a mess. Sticky liquids, and a naturally dry mane of fur...

>>731275635
OP here
It's a pun with the french name Philibert

Ask her what the fuck is up with the bear

need more pics.

also, girl looks totally doable

Just make sure you set up boundries. If she calls you at 3 am tell her to fuck off. Crazies like it when people remind them to stop being crazy every now and then.

>>731265038
Purely speculation on my part, but maybe she lost someone close to her in a traumatic way, and the bear was either a belonging or a gift from that person, so she copes with the bear.

Just my guess. I wouldn't ask just yet. That's if you really like her

>>731266871
What kind of kink we talking about op? I need graphic details.

>>731265038
my3cents : run OP . fast .

>>731265038
Kek I bet she talk with the bear