MOVIE NIGHT! roll to get the movie you will watch tonight. (Some of them aren't there i know)
op rolling
>>733953748
I'll roll
there is no 899 so reroll
why do I like THICC women so much??
>>733952897
Because you haven't fucked a fit woman yet
>>733952897
>>733952966
2 morons in the first 2 posts.
what are the odds?
>>733952897
Because they have bodies built for breeding
>lives with his mom
>disabled from being anally raped
>collecting disability due to rape.
// FUCK HIM UP // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ugMAD-D7w
if he asks, say you're from twitter.
>>733952955
also, ignore the pepe. he put that thinking it will lure away trolls.
Can't wait to move in, I mean, who doesn't love French mahogany?
evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
>>733953362
get a fucking life you fuckfaced mongoloid attention whore
Just water. I just try to respond to all your threads. Love what ya do anon
>>733953461
fair enough to ya! glad to have a nice word, H2-bro
Go
0 please
Don't tell me what to do
>>733954825
Why does Pocahontas hair look so shit?
Celebrities you've come into contact with thread? I'll go first
>be 8
>driving with dad
>dad looks to his left
>"hey buddy, look! It's Robin Williams!"
>look left
>it's Robin Williams
>dad and I wave at him
>he looks
>smiles
>looks back at the road
>still smiling
>looks back at us
>still smiling
>sticks up his middle finger
>still smiling
>drives away
>still smiling
My friend owns a pot belly pig used in the hannah Montana movie or tv show. his name is pepe haha
The guy who played Samir in Office Space and I were playing around with his keys, then he got mad at me when I said he looked familiar.
I stared Louis C.K in the face and he left my store
Kristen Ritter is a bitch
Ana Sophia Robb is a perfect qt, short and big eyes, I miss seeing her around
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is tall as fuck, he's a really cool dude
Javier Bardem seems like a cool guy, didn't recognize it was him until he left
I was on an mtv reality show. At the wrap party I met seven dust, the bass player for suicidal tendencies, and Dave Holmes. Also drank with the band why? At a Chicago diner and got invited backstage to hang out with the band jet. Ben folds met me and signed my shoes....funny story.
More pictures like this? Bloody/sexy girls
>>733945240
...
OW..
OWWWW.
>>733945514
seriously..
>>733945240
Bump
I have to get up at 5am to volunteer tomorrow, AMA.
Sounds like if you have to do something, technically its not volunteering. Anyways whats it for?
Why should I care?
listen up you disgusting faggot if this is the first time you've ever had to get up at 5 am then you must be a nigger or just a lazy ass fuck who has never had a job. Fuck you
I've been asking around for someone to buy me a fleshlight. 18 yrs old here ;) will provide pics of it in action. If serious ask for my PayPal
Pretty please
I want this one
>>733948811
Shits like 20 bucks and comes in good packaging off Amazon. Why can't you buy it yourself?
Does your girl take it up the butt, /b/? If not, why not?
>>733949676
yup, loves it
>>733949676
For physiological reasons, all intercourse is anal intercourse.
Sometimes it's smooth sailing to pound town, other times its really painful for her and she gets frustrated.
>>733949676
Yep. She goes wild for it. All of them have. it's just a matter of getting them open to trying it.
Im fingering andy sixxs asshole right now. Ask me anything
>>733951984
is he about to loosen up a slidding?
>>733951984
>>733951984
Get any decent nugs up there or is it just a solid golden ripe one?
YLYL - You log, you lose. Andy Sixx edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyr18wT3iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leAXdXMQlZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=752V_5peDhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXVv-pFMwGE
No one makes these threads when youre not online, FYI, incase you ever wondered if your "meme" caught on.
>>733950409
>still thinking its only one person
ITT: Aliens that you desire sexual intercourse with.
Pic related. I would totally a Puazi.
>>733948094
Andorians, Klingons, Vulcans, Orions, Twi'leks, Borg Queen cause why the fuck not. Etc
>>733948220
>Borg Queen
Yep
>>733948629
hell yeah
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
post tributes you've done or saved, and pics you want tributed
I let someone do some tributes of my 18 yr old daughter a while back. If someone happens to post them I will give you her name or maybe her facebook. That's all the info you get for now though.
Only idiots live in the Midwest. Why would you reside in such a dangerous area?
>>733951470
because my town and the entire county hasn't been touched in decades
moar cool maps
>>733952247
Just because you're lucky now doesn't mean it won't happen later.