Does your girl take it up the butt, /b/? If not, why not?

>>733949676
yup, loves it

>>733949676
For physiological reasons, all intercourse is anal intercourse.

Sometimes it's smooth sailing to pound town, other times its really painful for her and she gets frustrated.

>>733949676
Yep. She goes wild for it. All of them have. it's just a matter of getting them open to trying it.

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>>733950447
>For physiological reasons, all intercourse is anal intercourse

>>733950573
It's a trap

>>733949951
Can we see?

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>>733949676
There are two types of women. Those who like anal sex, and those who haven't tried it.

No coz she has a cunt

>>733949676
Only closet homos like anal. Faggot.

nope, get laid everyday so i don't care...

>>733951143
I thought i was gay but tried to beat it to gay porn and nothing. Anal is just better.

Would love to take, but can't because of butt problems. I had a side bitch for little over a year who I converted from totally against into an anal fiend. Damn I miss her tight little ass.

Basically every girl is into anal, they just haven't tried or have had a bad experience with an over eager dude.

>>733950925
Her pussy psychologically sewn shut?

>>733952995
Any pics of your anal slut?

>>733949676
Is fking RAAAW

>>733949676
no, because I dont wanna get shit on my dick

My ex always wanted to do anal with me but she could never take more than a couple fingers comfortably before we'd lose patience and just have sex and stick a finger in her butt.

My current gf is two fucks removed from being a virign so it'll be a while before I bring it up to her.

My side girl is a little reluctant but willing to go along with it.

>>733950925
That clip is really hot. Thanks for sharing!

>>733952167
yeah covering your man parts in fecal bacteria really gets your rocks off. why dont you just masturbate with a hand full of turds while your at it. kek enjoy your dick rot.

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>>733954013
>My ex
>My current gf
>My side girl
see filename

>>733954690
I CAN SEE THE FUCKING TURD SMEARS ON YOUR DICK FOR CHRIS SAKE

>>733954343
>what is an enema

>>733954013
>>side girl
Either you're a nigger or a wigger, either way go back to Twitter faggot

>>733954932
Sure you can kid
Sure you can

>>733954690
Beautiful. Any fully clothed pics of her?

>>733955009
>thinks a little splish splash can disinfect human feces

your just spreading the shit germs fagtard. only heat or soap can kill fecal bacteria. does enema liquid have soap in it? noooooooooooooooooooooo? then fag off you fagging fag fagger

>>733954769
>>733955025
Ok

>>733955028
Nice.

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>>733955174
This is as close as I have

>>733949676
she did until i literally fked her ass so bad that she got hemoroids....now i miss the anal sex....

>>733953797
>>733954343
Virgins detected.

>>733955146
go shove it right in her cootch then and see if she gets the stank slit

>>733955274
That's nice. Any more anal pics?

>>733955228
>giving yourself an enema
>not taking the next logical step of putting soap up your anus
anon this isn't a bird bath

>>733950925
that idiot got implants.....she was better

>>733954343
Whether you're a germaphobe or just retarded, you're still just leaving more tight ass for the rest of us.

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>>733955366
No just some vag

>>733955302
Any pics?

>>733950925
what exactly doesn't let you have vaginal intercourse?

Use to with my ex twice a month, she liked giving it a break but somtimes she would make me do it. We broke up because she made me lick her ass... never doing that again...

>>733955493
Still nice. Thanks for sharing. Any bj pics?

Hey virgins. Anal is about punishment and control. When you are fucking her in the ass make her say out loud where your fucking her. Diamonds!

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>>733955629
Not good ones

>>733955387
are you serious? i cant tell. if you people are fine shoving DOVE up your pooper go right ahead. hell eat some dial and drink some old spice while youre at it. might as well squirt some Jergens up your urethra too.

>>733949676
Not often, it's a literal pain in the ass with lube as my dick is pretty wide. Plus fucking an ass is not nearly as nice as a pussy or even a mouth. She does love a finger up there though if I eat her out or fuck her doggy style, also loves her ass eaten. It's all hot and get me hard AF

>>733955740
>people who shove things up their pooper
>people who wouldn't be fine shoving an entire bar of soap up their pooper
>implying a bar of soap cannot exist in liquid form

>implying nobody eats soap for fun
>implying I don't jerk it with body wash and suffer no burns because I'm the next step in human evolution

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Found one of her sucking her step dad's dick

>>733955720
That's a great one. Des she let you come all over hat pretty face of hers?

>>733954013
I was my gf's second time. She realized with me she's an anal slut after about a couple of months of us having sex.

>>733956167
Really? That's pretty fucked up. Story please?

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>>733956220
Yes I've have cum in every hole she has she loves cum also found a little better clothed

>>733956432
She's adorable. Any pics of her spreading?

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>>733956317
She's a slut

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>>733956503
This as close as I have

>>733955957
>implying nobody eats soap for fun

what? just fucking WHAT???????
who the fuck are you people eating bars of soap to get your kicks jesus christ ive heard of some weird shit but soap?!?!! its literally the thing you got your mouth washed out with specifically because it tastes horrible. thats like getting your jollies jimmied from penile torture.

i like 800 lb women with giant guts.
i fap to mlp porn and pictures of sandwiches
i shit in peoples driveways when im walking at night and have to go really bad.
i pissed all over the toys aisle at k mart cause i hate corporate stores
i steal the soap from soap dispensers at restaurants

and you people disgust me

>>733953302
Uhhhh... Dude I think he means his boyfriend is a he

>>733956601
But even sluts have standards. How did you fnd out? Where are the pics from? Are there MORE pics...we all want to know.

>>733956774
So the way you juxtapose all the gross shit you do with eating soap and how that disgusts suggests that you know the stuff you do is vile. Care to elaborate on how you are OK with doing things you yourself acknowledge as disgusting? Or would you like to cash in your chips and admit you're full of shit?

>>733956679
That is super fucking hot. Thank you.

>>733955597
the dick between her legs lol

>>733957016
Neither of us have standards. We are into kinky shit. Lots of group sex and side fucking

She went to her see her step Brothers and got drunk and sucked his dick ..I forget the whole story. One sec I'll try to find her texts and paste them here

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>>733949676
She is not a fan of it and generally doesn't like to. However, I was clear it was one of my "expectations" shortly after we started dating. I buy her things and see that she's looked after and in turn she concedes to my needs as well.

TLDR

its how a relationship used to work before liberals and feminazi's fucked everything up

>>733957156
Top fucking kek

>>733957269
Thank you. Anything else you can do to expose her would be appreciated. She makes my dick hard.

>>733957377
How often do you do it? Any pics of her to share?

>>733957037
im disgusting but you people are way worse like how would you eat soap id rather suck a creamy warm log of andy sixxes shit out of his asshole

why dont you faggots just wash your hands with chilli and use butter as lube. season your food with piss and piss whole burgers into the kitchen sink good god this place cant be real im just losing it my mind turned to jelly and 4 chan isnt a desolate wasteland of autistards its just the same and my jelly mind is warping what it seems like.

its ok
its ok keep calm
none of its real
michael bay isnt making 13 transformers
donald trump isnt president
cars arent becoming the number one terrorist weapon of choice
my mind is just jelly and thats fine
so much better
oh thank god im just crazy thank sweet merciful jackie chan thank you

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>>733957515
Mine too lol. We have done a few threads on here . Maybe we will do one tomorrow

>>733957694
She look nice. I'm high on MDMA. Any more pics and even stories of gdegenerate things she has done would be apreciated more than you could ever know.

>>733957674
See you're trying to be the troll but this whole team you're the one being trolled
stay in school bucko

>>733955597
She has a septate hymen, which means the rupture is irregular and basically has 2 slits connected by flesh in her hymen. Also, it's a bit thicker than normal which means trying to rupture it by sex is extra painful for her.

So until we can solve that with surgery, anal it is! She's extremely clean and we've never had an "accident".

>>733957995
team
Team

TEAM

TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


THIS MATRIX WAS DESIGNED BY A MEXICAN IT SUCKS SO MUCH ASS ITS MOUTH HAS BECOME A LITERAL TOILET

STAY OUT OF THE SCHOOL
ITS FULL OF BULLIES
AND THE FOOD SUCKS
ITS NOT REAL
NONE OF YOU ARE REAL

>>733957905
I wish I had her green texts. Basically she has fucked a lot of people
Lost virginity to her cousin
Was in a lesson relationship for three years
We have lots of group sex
She even fucked her step brother a few times
Basily she can't say no to dick.

Hell she would fuck anyone on here
..if you are in the San Antonio area or can get here

>>733957156
I fucking new I was setting myself up for this, still kek'd. Thanks m8

>>733956601
>>733956679
BBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAP!!!!!!!! *SNIIIFFF* OH GOD YOUR FARTS SMEELLLLL SSOOOOO GOOOOOD BRAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP *SNIIFFF SNIFFF*

>>733958216
Any more pics with her relaive's cock(/s) in her mouth would be much appreciated.

>>733954932
he's just black

>>733954343
You have no idea what the hell you're talking about son, but we'll let it pass because you haven't even had your first boner yet...

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>>733958479
Last one

>>733955719
>Anal is about punishment and control
Maybe in your world; it's just about mutual enjoyment here. My girl gets off muuuuch harder to anal.

>>733958618
google your facts faggot. the butt is not meant for the penis. only the puss is meant for the penis.

>denying medical facts to justify your sick fetish

i bet women only do anal with you cause they dont want your inferior retard babies

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>>733958557
No I'm white just have dark skin on my cock

>>733958838
and this website is meant for adults, but here you are

>>733958816
Super-cute. Thanks.

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>>733949676
Only a harlot could fornicate via anal.

>>733958838
>google your facts faggot. the butt is not meant for the penis. only the puss is meant for the penis.
>>denying medical facts to justify your sick fetish

You mean the studies that show it's safe with the requisite precautions? Those "medical facts"? Or is this some religious pseudo-scientific BS?

>i bet women only do anal with you cause they dont want your inferior retard babies

I'm pretty sure, kid, that if you knew how successful my children were that you would open a vein.

>>733959236
Np bro

>>733955552
no !

>>733959710
Well you suck

>>733958127
dude, pics

>>733958127
That's fucking A, how does she keep it so clean?

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>>733958838

Stupidest shit I have read here all week. You should get a fucking award.

>>733958838
You are a fucking lost cause, what a fucking way to start this summer in this website.

>>733950447
>For physiological reasons, all intercourse is anal intercourse.
>her

>>733960764
Damn son, you really know no shit about life, do you?

>>733958127
i am dead serious. i need to know what this looks like...for medical reasons

>>733961229
Why don't you fucking google it then and leave the guy alone?

Post-preg hemorrhoids :(

>>733960065
Unfortunately I don't have any i can share....
>>733960381
We'll, she's a -very- healthy eater, not a vegan (or any bullshit) but she's a degree shy of a nutritionist. That helps

> a buttload

She empties her bowels a couple of hours before we do it and freshens up right before we do.

Once in the heat of the moment I ate her ass and a) she absolutely loved it

B) I was surprised as to how flavorless it was! I expected some bitterness or whatever but it was actually great! So I've been periodically doing it ever since.

So yeah to all /b/ros curious about the experience, I recommend you do it with a serious partner (for sexual health safety) and keep that hygiene game on point. No bricks will be shat, ass pounding is a given. Also keep in mind it varies by person and it might not work 100% of the time. There's just some days the ass says no even if she wants it lol

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>>733961229


Not her, it's from a quick search but it's basically like that.

>>733961617
Ass eating is where it's at. There is no better way to tell your girl that you love every part of her.