Celebrities you've come into contact with thread? I'll

My friend owns a pot belly pig used in the hannah Montana movie or tv show. his name is pepe haha

The guy who played Samir in Office Space and I were playing around with his keys, then he got mad at me when I said he looked familiar.

I stared Louis C.K in the face and he left my store

Kristen Ritter is a bitch

Ana Sophia Robb is a perfect qt, short and big eyes, I miss seeing her around

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is tall as fuck, he's a really cool dude

Javier Bardem seems like a cool guy, didn't recognize it was him until he left

I was on an mtv reality show. At the wrap party I met seven dust, the bass player for suicidal tendencies, and Dave Holmes. Also drank with the band why? At a Chicago diner and got invited backstage to hang out with the band jet. Ben folds met me and signed my shoes....funny story.

>>733953344
>be me
>be 12
>be in spencer gifts
>tall man towering over me
>look up
>it's brian dennehy

>stutter through a hello
>tell him i just saw fx

>yeah kid i'm christmas shopping, leave me alone.

walks away.

i think i probably might have saw Donald Trump himself in real life with my own eyes for a minute but i didn't believe it was him until i found out he was at the same place at the same time as me later lol. also i think this was right before he even won the election. i did consider asking hey dude anyone ever tell you you look like donald trump? he was close to me lol.

>>733954053
Nope

>>733953344
One time while at Wal-Mart in Phoenix there was Mike Tyson

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When I lived in Hawaii for a year I got a paid gig taking photos at Hawaii Con. Met Steve Blum and Mary McGlynn.

Ended up driving them to Kona in my Jeep for lunch and souvenir shopping.

Not making this up.

>>733954155
no yeah, im serious. pretty sure it was him, just said maybe cause im not 100% sure

I publish a comic and sent it to people I admire. Only one reached out but I had dinner with him (maxwell atoms, creator of the grim adventures of billly and mandy) and the lunch with c.h. Greenblatt (creator of chowder) the next day. They hooked me up with pitch meetings at Disney, WB, and Nick. I got rejected.

>>733954503

Security?

>>733954568
thats kinda what made me skeptical too there didnt seem to be any major security team but he did seem to have some back up people with him. its a casual place so who would be wearing a suit. i think i might have even seen evonka too lol.

Toby Keith at a local restaurant

Chuck Seitsinger at loves travel stop

I see Jessie Jane all over central Oklahoma.

I think that's it...

I met Theodore van Kirk. The last living crew member of the Enola Gay that dropped the A bomb on Hiroshima.

I met the Shooter McGavin dude at a strip club, dude was a total douchebag. He asked if everyone in the club could get the fuck out so him and his friends could "run this place".

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>>733955082

Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii

>>733953859
You run a pizza joint in new york or LA or something?

Elvis Costello in SF.

>>733953344
Chilling with homie in NYC for Christmas on break from college. Homie's cousin is an actor in commercials and is taking us around the city. We pass under the Ed Sullivan theater billboard and cousin stops to chat to a friend passing the other way. They bullshit about Christmas parties and whatnot as I'm taking in the architecture. Cousin grabs my attention and says "Hey guys, you should meet Kevin Spacey." We shake hands. "Really nice to meet you." Let them finish their conversation and politely occupy myself with the sounds and smells of the city. Cool motherfucker. Incognito as shit. Looked like generic asshole #42 walking down the street. A+, would meet again.

>>733954223
Wow. Just, wow.

>>733954756
EVONKA

>>733955451
Nah just living in New York City gives you lots of opportunities to run into famous people

>>733954045
>what would Brian Boitano do
>if he were here right now
>he would kick an ass or two
>that's what Brian Boitano'd do

>>733955683
Yeah I was just in NYC to record an album and it seemed that way

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>>733955201
really dont think this guys capable of that? this was back in 2008

I live in Woodstock IL. It's where they shot Groundhogs Day. I met Bill Murray and Chris Elliot.

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>>733953344
Shook hands and got my photo with Richard Overtan at a Wings of Freedom airshow. He was just hanging out at the exit minding his own business. My dad asked me if I wanted my photo with him, I said sure (years ago we were at a Sox game and saw a vet who served on the Arizona. My dad asked if I wanted a photo with him but I was too nervous, regret ot to this day.) I have never seen a mans face light up like that before. I didn't know exactly who he was until earlier this year.

>Brother was manager at Applebee's
>come up here bro
>go up there
>Mc hammer talking to his agent or some shit with a portable DVD player in a booth
He was a somewhat regular there
>at lax
>see the rapper TI walk by with his body guard and his wife

>walking along Venice Beach early like 10am
>two girls walk up from behind chatting
>recognize voice
>turned out to be ellen page

>go to comic con in Michigan
>1st time going
>didn't bother googling who was going to be there
>Jason mamoa is there
>he takes a break from his booth and walks around the event
>it's early and no one notices him
>approach him and get a hand shake
A couple people form walking dead were there too, they walked right by me

Also met the lead singer of delta spirit on the streets of Grand Rapids Michigan after their show. Not really a celebrity tho.

Also seen a few professional athletes in the metro detroit area

Might be more can't remeber, I'm kinda an old fag.

>>733953344
Fuck that asshole

>>733955910
Chris elliot is the shit. Cabin boy is one of my favorites

>>733955784
The funny thing is most of the time you run into people you don't know/care about or really famous people and not even realize it

>>733955994
Who?

>>733954223
Literally who

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>>733953344

I met Shigaro Miyamoto once.

I was at the Reptile Center in St. Augustine, Florida back in 2006 and who should walk in; but fucking Miyamoto. Dude come's stomping in with these big heeled iron toe boots and I'm going over to introduce myself and maybe get an autograph when Miyamoto hops over the railing into the turtle exhibit and he just goes nuts stomping turtles right and left. He's kicking turtles around like soccer balls trying to kick them into other turtles, jumping as high as he can and stomping them into pancakes with both feet and all the while he's just scarfing down from this huge bag of shrooms. Dude is laughing like a mad man making the Super Mario Bros sound effects with his mouth, and there are kids crying, chunks of turtles flying all over the place, its a bad scene man. Anyway his handler comes in and tells everyone to calm down and that this is part of Mr. Miyamoto's "creative process" and he starts paying everyone there a thousand bucks a piece to sign a non disclosure agreement and delete any pictures or videos they may have taken, I can't even imagine how much they had to pay the Reptile Center for all those poor turtles.

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>went to the LA Hollywood Palladium to see Lamb of God and Anthrax
>Glenn Danzig up in the above VIP balcony area
>two younger girls with him, look about mid 20s
>his arms are crossed the entire fucking time
>doesn't move a single fucking face muscle
>not a single one
>pic related, literally his expression the entire show

The band They Might Be Giants wrote a song about me cuz I was up front at a show and they did an improv song called "thanks for coming to our show" where they picked a random person and sang at them.

>>733956101

Voice Actors. If you don't know who they are you are obviously underage b&

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Justine Bateman used to date the singer of a band I was in back in the 90s. She was quite nice.

>>733956094
Robbin "hanging off of a door knob'n" Williams

>>733953615
If I had a pig, I'd name it Mohammad.

>>733956234
Or I'm 30 and not a weeb...

>>733956094
The water boy

Met Bruce Springsteen at a bookstore.

>>733956103
im losing my fuckin mind on this comment

My dad was good friends with rufus from bum fights, he came by the house every once in a while until we moved.

>>733954223
I've met Steve Blum a few times. He's a nice dude.

>>733953344
I went to high school with Rachel McAdams. Didn't know her. Actually, she was already finished, but still there a year after to do stuff with the drama department. She worked at the local McDonald's..

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>>733956386
>30
>On 4chan
>On /b/
>On Saturday
>At midnight
>Not a weeb

Anon . . .

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>>733956133
Also pic related, this is where he stood.
Ended up just staring at him the whole rest of the show, amazed at how fucking statue-like he was.

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My cousin is Carrie Underwood.

I once stood next to Dominique Moceanu in a Convenience store in Spring TX.

I once sai hi to Henry Rollins on 6th street in Austin during SXSW.

>>733956667
Ok faggot

I've gotten drunk with Phil Spencer in Anaheim once. That was cool.

I saw Moot at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>733956722
Ah yes sorry you live in your moms basement and have no story to tell

>>733956547

We talked about Logic's recent album (this was 2015) and Steve's son, who is the same age as me. Mary talked to me about photography. She's big on that.

>>733954053
Ive seen d trump went to his rally in sac

>>733956436
He really isn't

>>733956695
>Spring

Fucking spent my early years in Spring before moving to Houston.

But yeah fuck Spring and Tomball.

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>>733956818
916

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I live in a small Texas town and my apartments happen to be across the street from this super fucking 5 star resturaunt, it's featured on food network constantly and in the news whenever the Texans or Shaq or fucking whoever stop to eat there and one day a buddy and I stopped by for lunch.

How we were sat, I could look right over my buddy's shoulder and watch this guy eat. Buddy and I get our food and I'm just watching this dude, listening to his conversations, just people watching.

He was an older white dude who had a very neutral accent with the slightest southern tinge.
He leaves the restaurant and shortly after we do the same.

And I see this dude in the parking lot standing next to two kids while the mom's taking pictures.

Mom: "KIDS ITS THE MATER FROM CARS!"
Guy: "WEL THAS RIGH. IN FAK, ME AN OL LIGHTNIN WERE JUS ABOUT TO blah blah blah..."

>mfw I realized it was Larry the fucking cable guy
>mfw when I realized he didn't have an accent

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>>733953344
i met miranda at a yogurt shop i was having frozen yogurt and she walked in and i got a picture she was so nice

u mirin?

>>733956912
The whole area is pretty bad man. I live in Austin now. I like it better.

>>733956797
Was he a statue faggot?

>>733957096
He was a statue, faggot

>>733955910
Huh, haven't seen anyone from Woodstock on here, small world.

>>733953344

meh, I saw Scott Stapp from Creed in the Ft Lauderdale airport. They shoot a lot of movies where I live now. I'll probably see more eventually.

>>733957045
Your tits are bigger than hers

>>733956695
And I lived in the apts next to the apartments where Malford Milligan lived. I'd regularly see him at the convenience store nearby.

>>733957133
A glorious faggot statute?

Saw Ron Jeremy as he hurried out through the hotel lobby at Planet Hollywood Las Vegas. It was night time and the place was fairly empty, nodded at him, he nodded back.

>>733957045
You're a pedophile, yes?

>>733956667
Neighbour of the fucking beast. A statue.

>>733953344
And that was the last time Sandler slummed it with the unwashed masses...

>>733953344
i shook hands with John Runyan at a Lakewood Blue Claws game

>>733957315
6667 doesn't work, bildge fag

>>733953344
>>733954045
>>733954568
>>733957276
>>733957273
just smoked herb with Collie Buddz last night, anyone even know who that is?

>>733956268
You must be an old person

>>733957455
yes but 667 does you fucking retard

>>733957530
Yes we do and we fucking doubt it

>>733957045
Would you fuck that girl?

>>733957530
Yeah... I mean no

>>733953344
>I was at the docks with the girlfriend
>A few girls hanging out beside us
>I keep looking
>One looks familiar
>Telling girlfriend I swear she's a celebrity or something
>Girlfriend doesn't care and is visually annoyed and jealous
>Walk somewhere else after a while
>Realise it was the ginger from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
>Girlfriend still doesn't care
>Girlfriend was always super jealous all the time
>Now happily single

>>733957538
Yes.

>>733957540
Nope

>>733957649
???????
>neighbor of the beast
666 -> 667
holy shit are you this retarded

>>733957633
I am too...

Kids these days, huh!?!

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>>733957573

>>733957706
Wrong

>>733955922
He said celebrities, not victims of their own goverment.

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>>733957769
nope

>>733956133
Metal JFK.
>can't unsee

>>733957760
Whoever started that art style deserves nothing less than death

>>733956643
>>733956386
rekt

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>>733957045
>>733957573
>>733957760
Wtf is going on here?

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>>733957833

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I have met Ted Turner, even shook his hand. Not real impressive. I am pretty sure i saw Tom Cruse but who knows about that one. When i was 3 or 4 my parents brought me to a get together with some friends and Rick Moranis was there, but no one remembers him. I met Obama and Trump on their campaign trail, i was one of the countless millions that they shook hands with (trumps handshake was better).

After all of that, the coolest people i know are still nobodies in the middle of no where. Celebrities aren't shit.

>>733953344
Saw Demi Lovato in a supermarket across the street from some club she was about to perform in. Didn't know it was her until after leaving the store and seeing her face on posters and her tour bus. Didn't care and still don't since I don't care for her music.

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>>733957985

>>733953344
>>>733955922
>He said celebrities, not victims of their own goverment.
Oooh boy sure showed me. He's a victim alright.
Also met the owner of channel 5, and former navy seal/politician Jeff Beaty

>>733953344
Worked at an NFL stadium for a few years. Saw a lot of players almost constantly. We werent allowed to interact with them at all but a few of the players were cool and would say hi. One time I whispered "Bear down" to Grownkoski when his team was visiting (only cool people will get that) I don't think he heard me though.

>>733955525
This story makes me happy.
I'm glad he's a chill af dude.
Makes me like him more.

>>733957819
Fuck you.

>>733958081
Sorry, no

>>733956338
mo-ham-mad

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>>733958173

>>733958126
The man is lying

I met Tim Heidecker, he's a dick.

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>>733953344
>roughly 2004
>be at a frame shop in danbury connecticut
>an aging, overweight balding and depressed looking guy comes in
>my boss calls me out from in back to ring him up
>I'm pissed. my boss is just standing there talking to the guy pretentiously, like he and the guy are best friends. i don't get it.
>I am just ringing the guy up awkwardly.
>when i scan the credit card the statement says "C. Elliot"
>I kind of overcompensatingly say "woah you're chris elliot!" but don't really care.
>he sort of depressedly nods like "yup, thats me" and he looks down in shame.
>he leaves with his crappy framing products which are overpriced shit and that is why the store went out of business.

then there was also Michael Ian black who would hang out in the food court waiting for people to go up to him for autographs, but he actually DEFLECTED people, like people kept 50 feet from him. it was pretty funny.


not to say that any of these guys are good or bad. its just my observation.

>>733956775
Holy fuck Moot is an asshole. Fuck that guy. I'm glad the japs took over this fucking site.

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>>733958203
kill yourself

>>733958223
Worst show ever. Overrated tripe

while working as a truck stop cashier, gave the band Slayer some free food, got some cds out of it.

>>733956103
He looks like Mike Myers impersonating an Asian really well.

Met Sylvester Stallone in Sydney as a kid as part of a charity thingy majiggy. He came around and chatted with a bunch of us and gave us high fives and shit then left. Long time ago

That's about all my experiences

>>733958269
What is a Jap, but a Moot in a waistcoat

I was out walking the other day and think I met the gecko from the GEICO commercials.

>>733958375
He secretly hated the lot of you

Was at an iHop and saw Amy Schumer. God how I wish I would've asked her for a slurpjob in the washroom.

>>733956775
golden oldie

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>>733958294
Actually I agree, retard

>at a deli in nyc
>go to sit down
>bump into Al Pacino
>he apologizes
>we have a quick lunch

he was doing a shoot for a movie, don't remember what it was though

>>733958269
It is copypasta. They just replace the names.

>>733958427
Eat a gun

I met John Kerry at a Buffalo wild wings in like 1999 when I was five. He watched me break the #5 record on the galaga machine while dudes bought my mom drinks. Gave me a shiny new penny lol

>>733958487
Thanks, brown person

>>733957618
>even remotely talk about a girl
>gf gets visually jealous
I feel you

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>>733958613
You're welcome, spic

>Dad is friends with Pete from Chickie's & Pete's
>Pete is friends with Bon Jovi
>Bon Jovi owns Philadelphia soul
>Philadelphia Soul goes to Chickie's and Pete's after game
>The night we go there just so happens to be the night of a Philadelphia Soul game
>Dad asks Pete if he can if he can introduce me
>He said yes
>Cool guy
>Pete and Jovi

>>733958541
Well, he IS a pedophile, so...

>>733958463
Lol prolly but he seemed like a genuinely nice dude

>>733953992
All of those people fucking suck you faggot.

>>733953344

Saw Billy D Williams at an airport back in '95 or '96 in the Delta lounge. Sitting in a secluded corner, dressed to the nines. Got a picture and an autographed cocktail napkin.

>>733958682
Doug was also a terrible experience, bildge tard

>>733958718
Can you describe his penis?

>>733953344
>>it's Robin Williams

so you and your dad killed him?

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I met MC Hammer once at a used record store in AZ in the early 2000's. For reasons beyond my comprehension he had an entourage.

>>733958793
bilge*

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>>733953344
I used to work in the hamptons for a sort of party rental company.

we would know exactly whose house we were going to, i actually encountered MANY celebrities.

here are a few:

>go to a community called fordune or some such. it used to be owned by henry ford so thats how it got its name.
>now it is site of many cruddy "mansions" owned by rich famous people
>went to hilton mansion
>paris hiltons mom is bathing in the pool, trying to show off her body to me and my coworkers.
>no one cares. just an old woman with a boob job. we want to just get the job done.
>she eyes us seductively.
>as we are going to leave paris hilton's dad rides up on a bike. we are in a rush to go to another celebrities house so he is just simply annoying.
>he asks us if we could help him move furniture
>I tell him no.
>he can't believe someone said no to the privilege of moving furniture for him. he practically begs.
>I just drive away with the guatemalans packed like sardines in the truck.
>he has a sorrowful look of defeat and rides away on his bike.

I know the guitarist for Gwar from the 90s. Been to his house, hung out with him a couple of times. I think that's the only "famous" person I've ever came into contact with.

OH and I saw Ewan Dobson in concert once. Met him after the show, shook his hand and got his autograph. Had a small conversation, but I was mostly star struck when meeting him. He's like 6'6" or something, very tall.

>>733958249
This does not surprise me.

>>733958790
That was actually Billy T. Williams, the rapist

>>733953344

i shook george h w bush's hand

it was clammy, and weak

>>733958891
Incorrect, sir. It's Bildge, as in to bildge

>>733953344
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago

>>733958899
Didn't read. Eat a gun

>>733959020
Nope

>>733959048
Stop lying

Paul Sorvino and Danny Aiello at a bowling alley I worked at. Separate times
DMX at the Applebees in Mount Kisco NY
Numerous NY Yankees
Andy Dick, he became friends with my cousin. He was a complete lunatic. Kept trying to fuck her boyfriend
Taye Diggs in the bathroom at Scores NYC. Guys afucking midget
John Gotti, was friends with my uncle. Real nice guy

>>733958068
Cool I shook Mike Pence's hand after his town hall meeting in Phoenix.

>>733958904
People familiar with GWAR don't know who Ewan Dobson is

>>733954869
>I see Jessie Jane all over central Oklahoma.

seen whatshisfuck and gwen stefani here in tishomingo

i completely want to bang the shit out of her

Steven Seagal has a winter home near my place in Plano TX

I see him often with his minxy azn wife.

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When I was in the military I used to answer these ads for gay sex on Craigslist. I didn't want anyone to know I was gay. So, I was stationed at 29 palms and decided to travel to Hollywood to meet this one bloke. It was a seedy motel. I get inside the room, and to my surprise my afternoon fuck turns out to be Jonah Hill! I spent the next few hours destroying his asshole, all while verbally degrading him. I left him in the bathroom covered in my piss. He was crying and asking me to help him stop his ass from bleeding. I called him a faggot and left.

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>>733959225
You talking about the dude she dated a while back? Gavin Rossdale?
DONT LET THE DAAAAAYS GOOOO BYYY

>>733953344
I saw Bradley Cooper in a library while high on mushrooms

>>733958477
I nailed her at a nightclub in Chicago. It was the most average shit ever, you're not missing out

>>733958899

>went to Jimmy buffet's house
>he waved and said hi to us
>he was pretty nice
>then he just walks out toward the dock(he lives on peconic bay)
>as he is walking to the doc, a pontoon plane just makes a landing in the water and he walks onto it
>he flies away
>sort of stare-on in disbelief

another place I went to was seinfeld's

>was part of take-down team. basically means we were packing up the stuff after the party.
>as we were leaving Jerry Seinfeld's daughter is riding toward us on a sort of quad vehicle thing.
>as we pull out of the driveway jerry seinfeld is just playing baseball in his baseball field.

sort of noneventful. celebrities are just rich but otherwise nothing great about them.

Was in Dallas TX years ago, in a mall

that square headed guy from that 90s football movie was in there

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I was in a relationship with Emma Watson for a few months and slept with her on multiple occasions

Inb4 revealing my identity

>>733953344
Nick Offerman . He was signing books after a show. Pretty nice guy. Even let us take pics with him

>>733956643
not that guy, but yes. 33, on 4Chan, on b. on Sunday morning at 12:44 & I'm not a weeb. I've also never heard of those people.

>>733959078
why?

>>733958790
Who the fuck is Billy D Willuams?
Go to sleep old man
>in '96
>cock tail napkin

>>733953344
Oh Robin Williams.

The good ol' hang man.

>>733959296

nah, the country singer.

blake shelton (had to look it up)

>>733959241
75093?

>>733959438
Eh I've always found her to be pretty grody tbh. Bet a ton of people have been in there.

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>>733953344
Being a musician celebrity in a not mainstream band is pretty comfy. Some college-aged chick comes up and asks for her picture, her friend doesn't know who I am and apologizes. Older folk walk by and stare and scratch their heads at it. Maybe one occasional chick comes up and take a picture too even though she doesn't really know who I am. Also the occasional brofist, short and sweet. Someone paid for my dinner once at a restaurant and waved. I offered him a ticket to the show I was playing at but he already had one. Got him backstage though, chill dude. That was probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me.

On average, I get a picture like 2 times a week when in public doing non-gig business.

Get to feel the love of the occasional fan while getting general privacy from everyone else.

Feelsgoodman.

>>733959315
Stealing?

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>>733953344
>work at paramount studios
>Celebrities you've come into contact with
>erryday mah nigga
>erryday i see them
>erryday i deal with them

mfw: theyre not any different

>>733959286
Just look at that pathetic yid

>>733953344
Met J Cole in las vegas once. he's pretty chill in person. Met Nic Cage in Hollywood once. I was the only person who recognized him. Convinced a drunk playmate to show me her pussy at a party once. that was rad. Her pussy was tight looking.

>>733959543
nobody fucking cares faggot

>>733959490
>Bet a ton of people have been in there.

probably. but i still want my turn.

I saw Leonardo DiCaprio speak at Tiff last year
I'm pretty sure we're bffs now

emma watson gave me dome last year. shit was cash

>>733959480
Close, 75084

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Met Billy the exterminator once.(pic related) Also sort of met snoop dogg in a seven eleven in Dallas. It may not have actually been him, but I was high as fuck and it looked like him. Could have just been a random nig nog though

>>733959543
Anthony Kiedis?

>>733954524
Underrated comment

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>>733959715
genuinely kek'd

>be me
>going to virginia with father's girlfriend
>weird times
>drive through midtown manhattan to pick her up
>stop at red light
>look over randomly at some ritzy hotel
>fancy stairs
>hot girl sitting on fancy stairs
>"is that...gwen stefani??!"
>father opens window
>oh fuck
>he says "is that you, miss stefani?"
>she looks up from cellphone conversation and smiles
>weird times.

>>733959787
It wasn't him 3 out of every 7 nigs look like snoop

Shook George Foreman's hand in Vegas years ago. It was big as a catcher's mitt.

>>733953344

>2007
>walking on campus
>there are all of these weird signs on the light posts that say "rhode island school of design"
>wtf is this?
>its a cloudy day
>I wander toward a group of oddly dressed guys who are just standing looking on at this big group of people and stage lights
>"what is going on? what are they filming?"
>one of the guys either thinks he is being funny or something and responds "a gay porn"
>i just kind of squint "what?"
>"we're filming a movie"
>A movie?
>sisterhood of the traveling pants
>sisterhood of pants?
>"We're extras, you just walked onto the set"
>oh, sorry...
>I just kind of stand there in disbelief

I never took the time to check, but i just may very well be in the background of that movie.

I fucked bailey jay before she got married

>>733953344
At a club called Karma in Nashville, Tn back in 2008 I ran into a couple of gigantic ass Tennessee Titan players (not sure who exactly they were because I don't follow sports, but everyone was freaking out)

Once things died down for a little bit, I went over to their private area (we had a private area next to theirs) with the hot chicks they'd allowed in and asked who they were and just chit chatted with them for about 30 minutes like they were normal random folk because they were normal random folk to me

At the time, I was 150lbs and 5'6 and ended up taking home the chick that was with the guy who was like 6'4 250lbs, rich and famous....goodnight.jpeg

>>733959896

racist

>>733959572
oh no, we were a party rental company so were just packing up the supplies after the party.

its a pretty boring story. but i was there so i guess i have that much to say for.

>>733959959
Nobody knows who that is

>>733958269
>being this fucking new

>>733956775
>>733958534

anyone have the one where the dude is zipping his jacket repeatedly?

>>733959906
>>sisterhood of pants?

KEK

>>733958269
That's a fucking copypasta you inbred.

>>733960058
She's a tranny porn star.

>>733960089
Nope

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>>733959882
Snoop a loop.

I met John Farnham at Melbourne airport arrivals when I was a kid. I had no clue who he was, but my Dad recognised him and they were having a chat (we were waiting for my Mum to arrive back in the country; Johnny was waiting for someone else I guess). He ruffled my sister's hair, but didn't touch mine. I was maybe four or five, my sister two years older than me. Total arsehole.

I've met a lot of famous (in certain circles) musicians before too, but that's pretty easy to do at smaller gigs. The most recent was a bass player called Colin Marston from a band called Gorguts. Dude was just walking down the street to buy dinner before the show and I said hi to him. I think it was the first time anyone has recognised him, because he seemed taken aback. We talked about lego (I knew he was a big fan).

I ran into Bill Paxton at a restaurant last week.
He was pretty cool.

>>733960187
Oh...

>>733958541
>while dudes bought my mom drinks. Gave me a shiny new penny lol

bet your mom earned a lot more than that

I've seen a bunch of celebs at Comic Con, Wondercon, and Anime Expo. Saw the main two dudes from Supernatural, Tara Strong, Seth Green, Danny Elfman, and a bunch of others, but it's hard to meet the big stars at SDCC.

I've met Chris Sabat, Eric Vale, a number of Power Rangers, and the guys who write Cyanide and Happiness.

I met Nobuo Uematsu and Arnie Roth at a pre-show meet and greet for a Distant Worlds concert.

For the weebs out there, I've met the creator of Dangan Ronpa, Eir Aoi who sang a bunch of shit for Kill la Kill, Kazuya Tsurumaki who wrote FLCL and did a shit ton of work on the Evangelion franchise, and a few other randoms that have been involved in anime/video game shit in some way.

>>733960210
Any way the Australians can stop contributing

>>733957760
Hah...this is actually pretty fucking good, fuck the hater.

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>>733953344

I was eating at a restaurant where Chloe Moretz was at. I was in the back in a leather jacket and blue jeans.

>>733960314
What's it like to fuck a child while you smother him with your 'paw'?

>>733957045
She looks so insanely uncomfortable. Poor girl.

>>733960260
Hey I'm just lucky John didnt have his way with me while she was busy

>>733960436
Is there any REAL reason shits gotta be in those wooden boxes?

>>733960243
He's dead

>>733960484
Any sane person would...

>>733960243
>I ran into Bill Paxton at a restaurant last week.
>He was pretty cool.

room temp?

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met solid snake at c2e2. nicest guy ever. line was dead so we talked for a bit. some soft fucking hands.

>>733960641
No, sir

>>733960679
Was he wearing a fucking box?

>>733960458
Shit's pretty cash, don't knock it till you try it.

Honestly though, I don't have much interest in meeting celebs. I'd much rather meet people who've had a part in things that interest me, or things that I grew up with, and living in SoCal makes that pretty easy.

>>733960679
Did he happen to mention when we could expect his next insanely overrated steaming pile of shit?

>>733959959
> She
It's a he, you fag

>be at party
>have sex with peyton list

i met gene kranz. pretty cool guy

bill nye was kinda a dick on the dl

>>733960617

Thats for the autistic people so they don't dump food all over the place

>>733960844
You say cash and live in SoCal. Please, PLEASE, kill yourself

>>733960783
god dammit, if only.
>>733960858
h8rs gon h8, m8.

ive also got a picture of ash ketchum signing my buddys "gary oak was here" tramp stamp, but image size too big. how fix.

>>733960952
really? is NDT cool? I have a feeling NDT is cool guy

>>733960977
No need to drag autismos through this trash

>>733958167
No, FUCK YOU.

>>733961146
Not the original commenter, but Neil Tyson is a total fucking fraud at every god damn level and an insufferable cunt....One day, I will give stories to the media

>>733960844
Just die

>>733960952
ive heard nye is a huge asshole, even to kids

>>733961287
Wanna fuck me?

>>733961299
ya ya ya but he seems like a nice person

I went to high school with Olivia Wilde. ask me anything.

>>733954524

It probably was shit :)

>>733961443
how big is her forehead in person

>>733961424
Except he fucking isn't. He is only nice when you are stroking his fragile ego. If I ever am forced to work with him again, I'm wearing a hidden mini gopro type device so people can see what this fuck is actually like

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Have many stories
>met Tyler, the Creator when he was walking around Lloyd center.
>very energetic guy, but was nice.

>met Tech N9ne at a pizza place after he performed In portland
>super chill guy

>Met sir mix a lot at a cars and coffee in bellevue
>he goes there a lot cause he collects cars
>cool guy, got to sit in his lambo

>>733961518
Enormous. Her hairline is incredibly high. Her natural hair is very thin and blonde, so it was like a brilliant beacon you could see across the quad.

Served max allan collins he lives here in town and used to come in once a week until we stopped making our burgers medium rare just for him

>>733961719
isn't her real last name cockburn? was she a good person.

frankly, i don't think she's that beautiful or talented but to each their own.

>>733960941
either way that ass is tight.

>>733956103
>>733958312
Kek

>>733961719
Have you ever got a peek at her panties?

>2012
>Leaving the Louvre right around closing time, it was dark out
>See a couple walking towards the entrance, which seemed odd due to the fact that the museum was no longer letting people in
>blonde girl with shades (also weird since it was nighttime) holding hands with a dude
>holy shit is that Scarlett Johansson
>looks at me, smiles like she knows I know
>it was her
>arrive to hotel, connect to wi-fi, google Scarlett Johansson paris september 2012
>she had been spotted jogging and doing random shit in the latin quarter
>cha chin

>>733960436
It took me a minute to see the shoop, subtle.

>>733960007
Cool story, faggot

>>733962622
Thanks for the (you), reading my blog, and it was indeed a very cool story bro ;)

>>733957381

They're the only fans this hack has

>>733960436
>studying everyone's faces
>wondering how autistic the picture taker must've been to get those looks
>then I saw it
>knew it immediately

>>733961918

Yeah, Liv Cockburn. Pronounced Co-burn, or SO SHE SAYS.

I went to high school with Olivia Wilde. ama

>>733956103
Did you end up getting an autograph though?