Let's get to rolling
>>733970250
Fuck it. Roll
>>733970250
Yeah, fuckit, roll.
rollnn
My life just turned a level of fuck that you would hardly believe. Here's my story. I share it with you all not for your pity, but so that I can write the words. I write the words with the hope that they might bring me some comfort.
>Be me, 33, I live with my mother. She doesn't work. I am her only source of income.
>been living with her for 4 years.
>My dad had a stroke a few years ago. He lost half of his vision, much of his motor skills, he has trouble with some memories, but his mind is intact.
>Parents have been divorced since I was 7.
>Dad believes he's dying. He says he'll probably won't live another five years.
>Take him to all his physical therapy appointments, and doctors visits.
>I make a huge effort to spend as much time with my father before he dies.
>Notice my mother drinks too much. She goes to the bar four or five time a week and comes home trashed drunk.
>She drives in this condition often.
>I'm terrified she's going to end up in a horrific car accident. I always tell her no matter what the time she can call me for a safe ride home. Rarely get any calls.
>Dad is hospitalized for a week because of severe pneumonia.
>We're all on edge wondering if he's gonna make it.
>He finally gets released. He's doing great. No signs of the pneumonia.
>Week later I decide to get out of town for a weekend to get a break from life.
> Tell mom where I'm going and that I'll be back Monday night.
>>733974600
Continued
>7pm on Monday I arrive home. House is dark. Mom seems to have already gone to bed.
>Sleep the night. I work at 6pm on Tuesday.
>I wake up a little after noon, watch some Netflix, and work on a hobby project (braiding paracord) until I have to go to work.
>Leave for work.
>Notice mom's car is still home. Think it's strange that I didn't hear or see her at all before leaving.
>around 8pm I get a text from my mom's boyfriend asking if she's okay. Says he hasn't heard from her in a few days.
>Decide to stop by my house on my break to check on everything.
>Try calling mom. Goes to voicemail.
>Get home.
>Calling mom again
>Knock on bedroom door.
>Voicemail
>Open door expecting to be yelled at for barging into her room.
>The smell....
>Shape of lump on the bed is not right.
>Call out to Mom
>...
>Touch shape. Hard. Solid.
>Pull blanket back. Still asking for Mom.
>Dead Body
>Recoil in horror.
>Grab phone. Call 911.
>>733974730
continued
>Ring
>It's not her, it doesn't look like her.
>Ring
>Her skin was bloated and purple. Her lips were pulled tight and pale. Swollen features. Eyes swollen shut.
>Ring
>It's not her. It's some Native American woman sleeping in her bed.
>Ring
>Why isn't 911 answering
>Ring
>Pull the blanket off her. She was dressed for bed. Tank top and underwear. Her clothing.
>It's her.
>"(insert city name) 911, what is your location?" Calm male voice.
>Give my address. Starting to hyperventilate.
>"What's your emergency?"
>I think my mom is dead.
>Really I was sure she was dead. The decomposition, the smell, her skin was room temp. I couldn't bring myself to say that.
>I think my mom is dead.
>"Okay we're sending paramedics with lights and sirens. Can you do CPR? I can talk you through it"
>Knowing she's dead I say that's not going to help.
>"If you feel comfortable doing CPR I can help"
>Still hyperventilating. Realize I'm feeling light headed. Need to slow down my breathing.
>Dispatcher presses three more times for me to do CPR.
>First responders arrive. Hang up call.
>Police and Firefighters.
>Firefighters leave moments later, cancel ambulance.
>Have to wait 5 hours while they investigate a "Death by unknown circumstance"
>Have to call my family and give the worse news I could ever imagine.
>Medical Examiner takes my Mom's body away.
>I found my Mom's dead and bloated corpse after she had been dead for more than 30 hours.
>>733974600
Sorry bro, thats fucked.
Post aesthetically pleasing images
>bonus points for .gifs
>>733973177
>>733973177
ITT We post random images we have on our pc.
Internet, or not internet related.
>>733972520
ask a guy who use to eat his sisters pussy for 7+ years anything ( pic non related )
Of course pic isn't related, cause it never happened
>>733973060
ok sure, whatever you say
>>733973017
Was that shit cash?
ITT: Weird Porn stories
>browsing porn hub
>find 30 min video
>two beautiful Asian women
>aww yeah.jpg
>start watching
>things getting frisky
>prepare to begin the chicken choking
>one of the girls stands up
>bends forward
>shits all over the other
>what
>what the fuck
>full on scat porn
>turn off video
>go to shower
>curl up in a ball
>no amount of soap can cleanse what I have seen
>mfw this actually happened an hour ago
Welcome to the internet, OP.
>>733972677
fuck off normie but before you go drop that link to the video
>>733972677
>1 am
>browsing for porn
>having a hard time finding something good
>been fapping for almost an hour
>find video of 10/10 goddess giving joi
>tells me how to fap
>isn't a whore about it
>slow and sensual
>voice is fucking velvet
>teases me
>doesn't give me permission to cum unless she says so
>ohgodfuckyes
>worried that this video will get ruined by her saying something stupid and whorey
>doesn't
>she's a fucking goddess
>gives me a countdown of when I get to cum
>ohgodicantholdit
>please get to 1
>stops at 2 to tease me
>pulls her mask off
>it's Bill fucking Murray
>"No one will ever believe you. Now blow your load for me, you fucking piggy"
>best orgasm of my life
Nudes of girls you know?
>>733971691
>>733971691
Jackie K from Los Angeles
Hey bros, I found some hydrocodone that expired 3 days ago but still would like to get fucked up off them. They are 5-325 like the pic and there's 8 1/2 . Can I do this without destroying my liver and how much should I do I'm 6 feet and 200 pounds thanks
3 you should be ok if your stomach doesn't suck... take a 4th after an hour if you can handle it... do that twice and boom... add liquor if you aint a hoe ass bitch
Those pills have Acetaminophen. So heres the daily chart for it.
Maximum Single Dose: 1000 mg
Minimum Dosing Interval: every 4 hours
Maximum Dose: 4000 mg per 24 hours
>>733973914
>>733973615
This
3 is probably fine. Otherwise you can extract the goodness with cold water extraction aka CWO. Google it.
Pussy rate thread.
>>733973091
Moar pls!
>>733973143
Rate?
Stroke to this nigger slut /b/
>>733972803
she's perfect. huge tits and a huge ass. made to be tittyfucked and assfucked
>>733972908
post more
>>733972934
like her cleavage here?
evens fap
odds nap
jk rollin
Bowl
>>733971404
roll
Got a nice paychekc on Friday and feel like spending some shekels on you faggots.
First to get trips wins a game on steam, 35€ limit.
>>733973568
nice troll fagget
wins
>>733973568
If I win, don't buy anybody anything.
evens = fap
odds = sleep
dubs = no fap for however many days your last digit is
>>733973972
rollin rollin rollin
>>733974009
goodnight /b/
Sleep please
s/fur bred ride
Cock tribute thread continued
Going to do a cum tribute for a lucky someone shortly. Post your girls with your kik, and I'll message you there.