I've been asking around for someone to buy me a fleshlight.

Pretty please

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I want this one

>>733948811
Shits like 20 bucks and comes in good packaging off Amazon. Why can't you buy it yourself?

>>733949304
Link

>>733949367
https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Girls-Euphoria-Realistic-Masturbator/dp/B01AAWO0C6

>>733949333
I'm a broke senior in high school

>>733948811
~65$? You better make a good video faggot.

>>733949620
Are you interested in sponsoring me? Lol

>>733948811
OP here, my PayPal is lowl3vl@Gmail. I can also make an Amazon wish list

There are cheaper ones.... If needed

Surely someone out there wants a young boy to owe them a video

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>>733949985
god damn faggot bitch just get a tenga. They're better for small penises lol you couldn't handle a fleshlight

Some successful older Anon....

>>733950060
What's a tenga?

>>733950160
Just looked it up, those are cheaper. Still I'm broke

>>733950408
Tenga is like $20, any anons willing to help?

>>733950507
Wtf

>>733950408
then get a job you lazy fag.

One guy does a nice thing for some sad fuck on /b/ a goddamn decade ago and the floodgate for online panhandling is busted wide open.

Jesus fucking christ I hate you lazy pieces of shit.

>>733950949
Fuck you jew

Come on, guys tip a stripper $20. And you can't jerk it to a video of the lap dance for infinity and beyond

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Bump forever. Someone will save me from my rough hand

Will you save my penis skin? Multiple anons can make it happen

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If you want something else in return just ask

>>733951300
I'd rather be a jew than a broke-ass faggot begging on the internet.

fucking kill yourself if this is your future

>>733952164
Why are you so mad? I think someone needs to buy this guy a fleshlight... He needs it more than me

>>733952164
Someone save him from this monster

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>>733952298
I can buy my own, I have a job.

>>733952568
Good for you, buy me one too ;)

>>733952653
I'll buy you a knife if you kill yourself with it

>>733952908
Haha do it

Fucking hell kid. Make an amazon list thing with a cheap one on it. Post the link.

>>733953306
I'm on it

>>733953306
I can't find any on Amazon :(

I found one for under $20. Here's my list https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=cm_sw_em_r_g__wb?ie=UTF8&lid=14QY2IE5S7XHD&ref_=cm_sw_em_r_g__wb&ty=wishlist

>>733953306
don't fucking give this bitch shit.

Make him work for the things he wants or you'll just keep laziness alive.

Make this bitch earn the shit he wants.

>>733954839
It's the angry Jew again

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>>733954918
I haven't left you fucking lazy bitch. Have fun begging strangers for your basic survival needs for the rest of your short life. Hope you like sucking dick because it'll get to that point sooner than you think.

>>733955384
Again, why are you so mad? Go jerk it and sleep

>>733955469
I'm mad because you are a fucking loser.

Have some god damned pride.

>>733955384
Can you not stand that good people help others?

>>733955605
You have some serious rage brother.

>>733955621
good is helping someone out of the cold and feeding them and getting them the help to get their life back on track.

Buying some little punk who may be a 60 year old for all you know (he's given no evidence of his identity) a fleshlight is not good in any sense.

>>733955698
no shit- I don't come to 4chan to make friends.

>>733956007
Yet you are still in this thread? Wanna be my friend?

>>733956105
because I want you to feel ashamed that you are begging.

>>733956193
Uh, thanks

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Who will save my soul? From the Indian rug Burns

>>733955384
>fleshlight
>basic survival needs

you have a weird conception of survival, my friend.

>>733957343
Ditto

>>733956724
she's got some nice tits OP
But for serious, just go fill a condom with lube, kid. It's decent enough. And besides, you should be focusing on having sex with real girls at 18, not fucking a piece of silicon. Stop being autistic and fucking go outside.

>>733957531
I want to use the fleshlight to improve my stamina

>>733949606
get a job you degenerate

>>733957850
Jew

Why the fuck would I buy you a fleshlight when I barely even use my own?

Someone just send this kid the cheapest, nastiest, rock hard, spiky dildo they can so he can shove it up his ass like the little bitch he is.

>>733958214
Did you just call someone a 'jew' while begging for free shit?

You're a nigger faggot, kys.

>>733958273
Haha that's kinda funny. But no. If you're not here to help, kindly leave

>>733958390
Jews killed Jesus. I assume the same people would try to deprive me a fleshlight

>>733958420
Eat a dick. Actually thats an idea. Post your area code, I'm sure someone on here would give you the money for a fleshlight in return for a BJ or to fuck your tight little ass.

>>733958672
You're a weirdo

how about you post proof you're actually 18 years old and not just some fat-fuck 29 year old loser

>>733958807
Let me guess, you want to jerk to me but are too stingy to buy me a fleshlight

>>733958807
Probably the angry jew

>>733958732
Says the kike begging for a sex toy. I hope someone sends you a used one just riddled with aids.

I would buy but I don't feel I would be getting anything good out of it. I mean if I could fuck your ass then yeah sure $20 is $20. In the end just make some money. It's bitch easy for an 18yld to make $50.

>>733958956
You really do have some weird fantasies having to do with me. I think you're a stalker

>>733959172
No, you can't do my butt. Wrong thread

>>733959378
Hey man you gotta put out to get out

>>733958861
there's a difference between being a fag and calling someone's bullshit.

>>733959476
I offered a video using the fleshlight. First time I use it too

>>733959711
I'll probably cum buckets

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>>733959711
How do we know you don't have an ugly dick? Or that you don't weigh 280+ lbs?

>>733960095
You'll just have to trust me. I'm 6ft, 175lbs, athletic. My dick is the prize for whoever buys, I'm not sharing it with everyone

>>733960295
lmao what a fucking faggot you are.

>>733960295
anyone 18 and athletic is not spending their saturday night on fucking 4chan asking strangers for a fucking fleshlight.

fucking fat sperg

>>733960646
Says the Jew

>>733961117
I'd rather be a jew than some fat unemployed fucker begging people online.

>>733961307
What about being the Jew who bitches at people that are just enjoying their Saturday night

>>733961307
Seriously why are you still here

My list, https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=cm_sw_em_r_g__wb?ie=UTF8&lid=14QY2IE5S7XHD&ref_=cm_sw_em_r_g__wb&ty=wishlist

>>733961658
I come to 4chan to get out my poison by insulting people and mocking the shit out of them, and this pathetic fuck is the easiest target I've had in months.

>>733961858
Being you must be pretty cool

>>733961916
it is, actually. I have a job and everything! I buy what I want and what I need, and I don't have to spend my weekends lying about who I am to get stuff from people!

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So the deal still stands, one fleshlight for 1 video of me using it the first time. Amazon wish list above. 18 years old here

>>733962048
Why am I lying? You also said I'm fat. You do not know me freak

>>733962192
some loser offering a vid of himself fucking a fleshlight some stranger buys for him doesn't get to call other people freaks.

Your father must be so god damned disappointed in you

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The Jew from this thread

>>733962383
Haha I like you. Let's fuck

>>733962383
I don't have a father.

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Leave that boy alone quar

>>733962566
no shit- he probably killed himself when he got a glimpse of the embarrassment he knew you'd turn into.

Know what? I was thinking Yeah sure if he proves he is who he says he is ill buy it. But now I'm thinking when I was 18 and a freshman in college with no income I still managed to buy flashlights on Amazon.

In short, you are a bitch. Barely even man material. Go make money and grow a pair or admit you are an old lying sack of shit. Either way, no fake pussy for you.

>>733962638
I hope your master momma merkle makes bullying online illegal in your mother country of Germany so you get arrested and then raped by Abdul your refugee cellmate

>>733962675
The Jew pretending to be another angry person

>>733962863
He's so angry. He needs a fleshlight

>>733962863
Nah I'm the guy who first replied not the angry guy

>>733963087
Haha ok

i had a pocket pussy once, put a hole right through that bitch and threw it out. overrated.

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Hoe

>>733962863
yeah he's not me, faggot

>>733962797
germany has a lot more going for it than goddamned usa right now that's for sure.

and I'd be fine in jail- I'm not some faggot hairless twink like a certain jobless bitch

>>733963315
Germany has more than USA? HAHA

We're getting off topic here. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=cm_sw_em_r_g__wb?ie=UTF8&lid=14QY2IE5S7XHD&ref_=cm_sw_em_r_g__wb&ty=wishlist

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