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How's your day? :)

"Got any morning wood for me ;)))"

>>735806544
well OP?

>Come home from overtime shift, never a big deal
>No Decker anywhere
>No half bone
>Go outside
>"DECKER!"
>Sound of my voice and I hear him instantly whine
>doesn't sound good
>No no please no
>I go on the road next to house and see Decker in ditch
>Someone hit and run him
>Blood everywhere, bones sticking out
>Decker can barely even whine
>I pick him up and carry him to our place

>He dies almost instantly
>Waited for me to come home before he died
>why boy, why did you go there?

1 day goes by

>I walk by near where I found him
>Notice something in ground in patch of dirt next to forest
>It's a bone
>A half-bone... they're everywhere
>He'd been burying his bones there
>And leaving the other half just for me
>He wasn't whining because he didn't like half
>He was whining because he knew that meant we both couldn't have one

>I love you Decker

Rip doggy decker!

RIP Decker. We really don't deserve such love.

Microwave it

>>735809322
Well that's it. Get going op

>>735809322
Fuck... please don't

OP here

I was 15, the girl was 30. i was taller than her, she acted sweet and was surprised i was "big" she didn't know i was under age. She rode me and i gave her a fucking good spanking

>>735796149
Well i paid her 200 bucks for 20 min when i was 14. She did knew i was under age but she tried to take all my money. I dont regret it at all, it was the best time of my life. She was the hottest thing i have seen and will ever see in my life.

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>>735796149
id never give a women my money for sex, what a fucking waste of your hard earned cash, ive had sex hundred of times i dont need to wave money in thier face . im not a weeb

50 here i come!

Omg I need this so bad I'm overdrawn by $60 :(

lets go

>>735807400
Hello

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>>735807490
Hello~ How are y-you doing today?

>>735807400
*munches on cornflakes*

Bait saged

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>>735801222
check

>>735801222
fuck you

>>735801222
kk

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>>735801130
>So where is a good place to find cute trans
A gay bar, fag.

>>735801130
The gay bar cus that shit is gay

>>735801130

>Be man
>Want "girlfriend" with a DICK
>GF GOT DICK
>Not gay.

Yeeee, no

some hardcore anal please

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>>735799118
Moar

I would suck it man...I'm a guy tho...

7/10
6/10

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>>735803197
What else should you be feeding her /b/? You don't trust her with glass. She's already tried attacking you twice.

1.5 weeks after broad daylight abduction?
Better just get a quick fuck in and an hero because the federales are right around the corner at this point.

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>>735803341
She's been using a composting toilet

Could she be trusted to bath herself if you gave the means? Or should she just get hosed off?