Dubs decide what I say. He thinks he's talking to a girl

How's your day? :)

"Got any morning wood for me ;)))"

>>735806544
well OP?

>>735806457
fancy sum assfuck tonite ;)

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What do I say

My day is so bad right now! All i wanna do is some cocain and fuck like a beast

>>735807101
This

>>735807101

That

>>735806457
Ask him if he owns a 1986 Nissan 300ZX Z31. If he doesn't, call him a faggot, and move on.

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"sure"
just a casual answer to a casual question

>>735807387
reroll, this is important

>>735807420
And again

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>>735807101
this

>>735807101

Perfect

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This cute little feminist sloot is just begging to for that long dick

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>>735807736
>10 inches
He is retarded...

>>735807037
hey you know how they call a gay anus in prison? larry

Can we meet up? :3
Like right now..... I need u!

>>735807736
ive taken dicks larger than that in my nostril

>>735806544
lol dubs

>>735807736
Ha tell him to show that sc

Send me your dick pics

Prove it big boy

This is going to end in OP getting fucked

>>735807944
this

Ask if you can see it.

>>735808154
that sid looking long ass neck bitch claiming his dick is 10in? Ask for pics

>>735806457
Prove that your dick is 10 inches

>>735808111
Trips says proof! Say he can smash if he can prove it

>>735808314
I mean, that is big, but not sure about 10 inches

Looks like a 7 on a good day

You into fucking boipussy?

Do you like to play with your own ass? That makes me horny, babe

>>735808314
Tell this nigga to have a ruler beside it.

Put it next to a ruler

>>735808411
>>735808422
2 in a row, gg

double dubs

>>735806457
I want you and your mates to shove cereal up my asshole with a bunch of milk so that we can all have a delicious and nutritious part of a complete breakfast

>>735808453
stfu nigger

>>735806457
Want you ram it into my ass

I rolled trips then dubs. On fire

>>735808471
REROLL

That's tiny my trap dick is bigger than that

>>735808511
Then dubs again. Beast mode engaged

>>735808511
dubs again wow

Could you bring some mayo along with you? I don't know why but I just love the way it feels when I use it as lube

>>735808314
If i sucked you off and you came on my face, would you kiss me and lick it off

>>735808572
you're

>>735808572
how did you know my name was Evan?

Well if you are gonna be that way, I won't bring my sister along with me

>>735808572
Call him a jew nigger

>>735808572
Since he obviously struggles with reading and writing I'm guessing his measuring ability is probably off top

>>735808617
This

So I have to admit that I can only get off while listening to the Little Einsteins theme song. So we need to play it on loop while we fuck or it will be like dry fucking a sack of potatoes

Does Evan really think so?

Welp, that settles it! Wanna boink at my place after I have lunch?

"It was Evan before I transitioned and became Evangelina."

>>735808803
>boink

ROLL

>>735808824
reroll

I have to be honest.. I'm trans. I'll still suck your dick and we can do anal and I won't tell anyone

>>735808741
well it's not like I'm a computer or anything, the offer to fuck tonight is still on if you are still interested

>>735808572
You're right Larry, I'm actually a highly advanced cybernetic virus sent from the future to kill you. Prepare to die soon, I'm an unstoppable AI machine

xd

>>735808824
r o l l

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>>735808572
>Hell I don't Evan think your real
>Evan think your real

You ever heard of a russian pipeline? wanna try it?

>>735808886
fuck tried to get quads...

>>735808824
Rol

Just remember to keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, or I may start squirting all over your bellybutton

>>735808824
this

>>735808741
you're right im not a girl, but i'll still ride your dick and let you cum in my anus

>>735808824
reroll

EVAN ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW! TALK TO CYNTHIA INSTEAD

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>>735806457
Me, when all my friends ordered an instwatch

>>735808976
this

I am a woman! I promise! I'll even show you my boipussy!

>>735808824
rawl

>>735809054
roll

>>735808824
roll
this is hilarious

I am a woman! I have tits and a vagina! YOU WILL LOVE IT OR I WILL BE SAD

>>735808803
Roll because that is lols

>>735808314
LOL THAT'S 10 inches?

>>735808824
Rolling for this

Why don't you want to have sex with me? Damn, you dumb, boi.

>>735808976
THISSS

>>735809165
probably measuring from anus to tip

>>735808824
roll

Want to see a real clit? xD

>>735806457
>>735809122
OP deliver

>>735808741
How about you stop making demands

I am a little bit shy, so put your d in my v to gain the o which i feel from head to my toes

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take me! take me with your french horn up my asshole like they did in the 80's! I need it so bad!

is it okay if i'm 12?

I don't wanna get in trouble

>>735809334
roll

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>>735809334
this

>>735809334
Rolling

>>735808314
this is fuckin photoshopped

>>735809334
roll

I think OP is kill

>>735809501
no

all jews deserve to die

>>735809572
then why no sending of our dubs?

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you have been arrested by the Russian National Socialist Party

>>735809711
fuuuuccck

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Send this

>>735809660
apology for poor english

when were you when john lenin dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘john is kill’

‘no’

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>>735809396
Stop i hate this pic shit made my cry before

>>735809711
winrar

>>735809795
Yea with the url in the bottom left great idea he'll never know its not OP

>>735806457

mebbe i zuk ya dik