H-Hey everyone!
It's t-that time again!
Do you n-need a friend?
Some g-general advice?
S-someone to spend your lunch w-with?
Don't suffer in silence, Anonymous! I'm here for you <4
>>735807400
Hello
>>735807490
Hello~ How are y-you doing today?
>>735807400
*munches on cornflakes*
>>735807534
im doing good, just stressing out over scholarships
Am I just an attention-seeker? I feel lonely and my "friends" are dicks, they called me a faggot on my birthday, wat do?
Forgive them Anon>>735807616
>>735807400
Hi Alice!!
Nice to see you! How is your day going?
>>735807616
Find new friends
>>735807667
I do, because they are the only people that talk to me, but it still hurts, that I'm just a punching bag
>>735807563
C-cornflakes? For lunch? W-well I guess you are an adult and can m-make your own choices, no matter h-how wrong they are..
>>735807588
What's stressing you out a-about the scholarships?
>>735807616
W-what do you mean by attention-seeking?
>>735807704
It's going w-well~ Enjoying my l-lunch break. What about you?
Ahh... Guatamalan Dirt Smoothie... goes down smoother than a frosty horchata!
>>735807400
You need to seek help.
Serious psychological help.
>>735807400
Teach me magic!
Cooking myself some pastas, gonna add a ton of tomato sauce and cheese, I'm going to have a good time
>>735807400
I'm just here to say "Hi"
Have a nice thread guys
>>735807739
I'm here for you A-anonymous! I'll happily be your friend. <4
https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>735807799
Nice dubs, b-but get back to work <4 You gotta earn that dirt!
>>735807763
basically my specific college handles my scholarship from my university and does the paperwork that signs off on whether or not i still qualify, they are taking a while and im getting nervous cause without that scholarship no university for me
>>735807763
>Lunch
It's breakfast, Ms Margatroid
>>735807763
I'm good here!!
Just waking up and having a cup of coffee now.
>>735807763
I mean that maybe I'm not even lonely, I just don't see that people approach me. How I genuinely feel is that no one really likes me, I'm just that person that's there and just say "Hey!". You know. But maybe, I'm just attention-seeking and annoying, I don't know. Help.
>>735807816
Magic isn't real, but I could teach you s-some programming..w-which is sort of like magic..
>>735807859
Pasta d-does sound quite good right now!
>>735807400
Why do you type your stutter? Nobody has a stutter when they type
>>735807887
Thank you v-very much!
>>735807904
Is there a way that y-you could call and ask them a-about the status of your scholarships?
>>735807911
Check'd and it's definitely lunch t-time!
>>735807903
But isn't my job to text you? I just did!
>>735808127
maybe but im not wholely sure but ill try, thanks
>>735808127
That feel when you'll never have a cute girl feed you.
>>735807918
J-just waking up? Well g-good morning then!
>>735808016
W-what stutter?
>>735807930
You're not annoying, or attention-seeking. You're just lonely and now you w-won't have to be anymore b-because you are among friends <4
Hi Alice - Dono!!! you are great!!!
>>735808170
Y-you're welcome! If you need any help with anything else, p-please feel free to email me and let me know w-what's up!
[email protected]
I am tired
>>735808215
If you come t-to my cooking threads on Friday, I make a m-meal for Anonymous!
>>735808271
T-thank you so much~
>>735808397
H-Have a nap?
Why do you try to help people. I try to help people because I have no purpose and trying to help people is giving me a reason to live. But I usually fail at helping and I feel my life slipping away. How do I find I purpose. I feel close to the edge and I don't want things to end badly
>>735808228
Thanks, Alice!
>>735808397
A cup of coffee might perk you up.
>>735808127
It's definitely not!
>>735808448
T-there is no one else to do it, so h-here I am. I've gotta t-take care of my home. <4
>>735808449
Y-you are very welcome!
>>735808557
D-dinner time then? Err.. Just eat w-what you want for whatever meals!
You streaming anytime soon?
>>735808775
Y-yes! Tonight at 9PM I'll be streaming!
Twitch: celtyplays
>>735807400
>waifu alice is back
>>735808005
Programming isn't as exciting as magic.
>>735808887
I'm j-just a person who loves Anonymous, dear. Get a laifu~
reporting in
>>735809006
I f-fully disagree!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdj6deraQ6k
>>735808635
Breakfast time for nightshifters!
Anyway I have to go out and have a shower now
>>735809024
I already have a life with you as my waifu.
>>735807400
Hi. How to I stop stuttering?
>>735809112
will start working shift in a week, pretty hyped about the extra money
>>735809160
Take a deep breath and hold it.
>>735809112
H-have a very safe day!
>>735809113
N-No gods, no masters, and certainly no w-waifus~!
>>735809160
Speech therapy. I d-did it for 3 years and it's made a huge, positive impact on my life
Tried to upload my pastas but it's over 2 mb. Well, bon appetit anyways~
>>735809308
>N-No gods, no masters, and certainly no w-waifus~!
Except for you my lovely waifu. You fill the emptiness inside my heart, caused by having no gf and you fill me with lust and desire for your body.
Test.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03rmsGXa1qL
>>735809346
Oh no! W-well I am sure that it was a good m-meal!
>>735809556
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03rmsGXa1qL
that was the most autistic thing I heard all day Anon, bravo
on the other hand, Im only awake since about three hours.
Just here to say Hello.
>>735809696
G-good afternoon~! I hope that you h-have a very safe day~!
>>735809798
Hello~ T-Thanks for the bump!
Do the voice Alice
It's my birthday in 4 days and I'm failing uni and I love you
What do you have for lunch today?
>>735809964
W-which voice?
>>735810020
W-would you like me to get you a p-present, like a s-steam game or something for your birthday? I'm s-sorry you're failing uni, but I d-don't know what I can r-really do to help that.
>>735810121
Chipotle!
>>735810261
Sounds good! How have you been, I haven't come here or the stream for a while
>>735810261
The cute one
>>735810261
Would you really buy me a present? You don't have to, it's not like I deserve it
>>735807400
kys nigger
>>735807400
What would you recommend me to relieve some stress? Having an hard time for months and months with myself and my family
>>735809469
I imagine sucking on your nipples, while playing with your clit, until you are close to cumming. I will then stop, waiting for you to beg me to make you cum.
>>735810358
I've been okay! How h-have you been doing?
Definitely missed you at my Mario Kart 8 stream last night!
Good 12 episode anime to blaze through right now?
>>735810375
E-every voice I do is c-cute, be more specific!
>>735810398
I r-really would! Email me a game that you want on steam and I'll happily get it for you! [email protected]
>>735810521
Much the same as always. That's probably not helpful though
I got the message on Steam. Not sure why, I just didn't come watch
>>735810555
ONE PUNCH MAN
>>735810434
I would recommend some tea! C-Chamomile helps to calm down the nerves and helps promote relaxation. I w-would also recommend taking a hot shower right before you go t-to bed.
Alice, could you please get me a new profile pic ? Anything will do, thanks by advance
>>735810628
It w-would of been nice, but you c-can catch my VR stream later today!
>>735810518
Alice I would like to sniff your used panties and jerk myself off to the sweet scent of yours.
>>735810824
Are you playing Resident Evil again?
>>735810817
W-why? And t-to which profile? I have....a l-lot.
>>735810609
Okay I'll email you, thank you:) just to say it now my steam id is /disguisedtoast