So did anyone else hire a prostitute whilst they were under age?

OP here

I was 15, the girl was 30. i was taller than her, she acted sweet and was surprised i was "big" she didn't know i was under age. She rode me and i gave her a fucking good spanking

>>735796149
Well i paid her 200 bucks for 20 min when i was 14. She did knew i was under age but she tried to take all my money. I dont regret it at all, it was the best time of my life. She was the hottest thing i have seen and will ever see in my life.

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>>735796149
id never give a women my money for sex, what a fucking waste of your hard earned cash, ive had sex hundred of times i dont need to wave money in thier face . im not a weeb

i had sex with my first gf for 3 years from 13 to 16, but then we broke up because she is a childish dumb whore and since then i like childish dumb whores and i paid for hookers ever since im 16

>>735796149
Yeah. I did when i was 16. Girl said she was 28, but i think she was over 30.
She gave me a blowjob without condom. I think she noticed i was a virgin. I was unable to cum so i asked to fuck her. I fucked her doggy for something like 15 minutes, but i still was unable to cum, ended up masturbating over her ass for something like 5 minutes to be able to cum.
It sucked. Never had sex again, dont even want to.

>>735797873

Virgin detected

as a young hired one & she came to my mom's house while mom was at work, showed me her pussy and said "some people like to lick it" but I was too clueless to do anything so paid her and she left.

>>735797873
such bait. wow.

>>735797873
Do you even know where the clitoral magnum Is?

>>735798849
I don't thibk it's a bad thing to not cum easily
You can fuck women long enough to make them have multiple orgasms
Trust me, that will maje make them do anything you want in bed

>>735796149
>whilst
Kill yourself you fucking retard

>>735796149
I never knew about escirts till much later in life for me. I always assumed that 'prostitutes' were all addicted to drugs and owned by pimps. I was well into my 20's when i found out that was bullshit and high end escorts were a thing

>>735801448
>whilst
Shoot yourself for being an illiterate moron

>>735797873
Banging women is a waste time, forget that people actually spend money on that. Never once have I gained anything more from that than I have just beating the meat myself.

>>735801264
The problem is that it was not a very good experience. Not better than just jerking off, so if you conbine it with the effort of getting a woman, its just not worth it.

I did not hire nobody but I was 14 yo and my step sister was 19 yo when she gave me a massage that turn into a bj. She was kind of fat, tan skin, very big tits and her pussy was dark, hair and a mess. I could easily put four finger in her but she was good at the bj

>>735796149
No but I did buy a 1986 Nissan 300ZX Z31 when I was 16. It was the best purchase of my life. If you are not yet convinced, here is more info about the 1986 Nissan 300ZX Z31.

The Z31 chassis designation was first introduced in 1983 as a 1984 Nissan/Datsun 300ZX (the hatch lid had both a Datsun and a Nissan badge) in the U.S. market. The 300ZX, as its predecessors, was known as a Nissan in other parts of the world. This continued in the U.S. until 1985 model year when Nissan standardized their brand name worldwide and dropped the Datsun badge. All publications for the Z31 chassis 300ZX and its predecessors were copyright Nissan North America. Designed by Kazumasu Takagi and his team of developers, the 300ZX improved aerodynamics and increased power when compared to its predecessor, the 280ZX. The newer Z-car had a drag coefficient of 0.30 and was powered by Japan's first mass-produced V6 engine instead of an inline 6. According to Nissan, the V6 engine was supposed to re-create the spirit of the original Fairlady Z.

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>>735796149
>Prostitutes

>>735796149
Nope, but given my developed wizardry skills maybe I should have.

Big brother took me to a whorehouse when I was 16. Pussy smelled so bad We had to stop and let me wash my dick and hand off in a pothole on side of road. Great times.

>>735797873
2/10 bait
Try harder next time

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Had sex with a 50 year old escort in the backseat of a Ford Escort when I was 13. Paid her $100. I told her I was 18. I'm not sure she believed me. She told me she would give $50 of my money back if I licked her asshole and I was going to until I saw what it looked and smelled like.

>>735796149
>So did anyone else hire a prostitute whilst they were under age?
I was 15. Not sure if "underage" since I was on a trip to Paris at the time
>What age were you
15
>what age was the women
she looked to be in her 40's
>how did she look and act like?
She was decent looking. Let's face it... a horny 15-year old will think any woman in lacy underwear will look good.
>did she know you were under age?
I think so. There were 5 of us from the school who went to her. We all looked like students.
>How was the sex?
First time. It wasn't that great considering I was last to go.

>>735804657
/o is to the left.

>>735806899
If you're even a little bit twinky, you could end up being the one getting paid.

>>735797873
Wait until you're 40+ and married for half that time, kiddo.

>>735796149
Sauce on pic?

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personally I rather give a prostitute money as have a wife / gf... I fucked maybe 3 or 4 prostitutes in my life but as I got older I dont want it anymore.. I just want to hang myself.

>>735806899
Backpage

>>735807439
too late faggot, /b/ made it's choice.

>>735807408
>i am literally too dumb to click two links on this page and find the sauce myself

DIAF

18 year old virgin, joined the Navy
went to okinawa
paid beautiful MILF for sex
best sex of my life
she charges by the hour
always cum twice in one hour
was in okinawa for six months, went to japanese MILF hooker several times a week, never spent my money on anything else
cried when i shipped out
i'm in my 40s now and i still think about Michiko
never paid for sex after i left okinawa

>>735807439
Then sell yourself to older women.
You've just received your calling to become a gigolo.

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>>735796149

>>735807940
>>735807408
more like

>too dumb to read the sauce on the pic itself

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>>735804111
Straighten your legs little soldier

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>>735808205

>>735808205
Eating out a hooker's ass...
...poor kid's doomed with a life of face herpes.

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>>735797873
Lol all the virgins calling this post bait. They act like it's impossible to get sex without paying for it fucking kek.

>>735808298
It's a fucking cartoon

>>735808347
so if you like whores you're a virgin. makes sense.

>>735797873
and when was the last time you were getting laid?

>>735808347
This. Seriously.
How can people contemplate hookers with a straight face?

>>735808724
you do know 30% of all people are butt ugly, right?

>>735808347
>would rather stay a virgin than have some sex
kek virgin detected

>>735808884
I'm no sexy beast myself, but I make do.

>>735808347
>They act like it's impossible to get sex without paying for it fucking kek.
Fucking kids on /b/

You don't think you're paying for it with a normal girl?

How dumb are you?

You are probably spending more money on 'courting' a girl for a night of sex, than paying straight cash for straight sex. You yourself don't want to 'marry' her. So this is straight up dating, with some NSA/FWB on the side.

$100 is usually the going rate of a BJ from a young looking girl prostitute.

That there is a dinner and movie, and a 50% chance she suck your dick, and another 50% chance she might actually be good at it. *Also have to consider the food at the resturant, and the movie she'll want to see (probably a 2 hour tampon commercial with Anna Kendrick or Amy Schumer talking about 'girl power').

TL;DR: Getting your cock sucked from a pro, right now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wasting a whole night on shitty food, shitty movie, just so maybe she'll lick your tip for 2 secs on the 10th date.

With a hooker, or a normal girl....you're ALWAYS paying for it.

>>735809351
What the fuck are you smoking right now?
I take girls on a walk and then fuck them in my room.
The only cost is the condom, which costs like 30 cents.
Maybe bus fare for like 2 dollars.

>>735809349
nice data point, bro

>>735796149
Stole a carton of cigarettes from my moms bf and traded it to a junior girl for sex when I was 15. That's the closest story I got.

never paid for it but...

> be 8, riding my bike at the school
> redhead lady is parked on an access road behind elementary school
> road is used for deliveries to lunchroom
> ride up to her truck and park my bike
> she sees me and says "What the hell do YOU want?"
> i start complimenting her truck
> tires are 2/3 my size
> she tells me its her boyfriends truck (he's not with her)
> i jump up and rest my elbows on her window so I can talk face to face
> she tells me to get down and come sit in the truck
> i get in the passenger seat and she's wearing a summer dress
> i tell her how pretty she is and tell her the real reason I got in was to get a better look at her boobs
> she takes her tits out of her dress "You like what you see?"
> lean in and suck on a nipple (she doesn't resist)
> she's kinda leaning against her door with me licking her tits like a dog
> i sit back and can see her panties
> reach in and whip up her dress, pull panties aside (STILL NO RESISTANCE)
> start fingerbanging her ginger pussy (she's early thirties) (I'm 8)
> lick her pussy and go whole hog licking and ramming my fist in
> she grabs the back of my head and starts humping my nose while smothering me
> suddenly somebody walks up to her side of the truck
> its a lady (they know eachother?)
> never look up from the hot pussy
> they have awkward conversation (apparently a drug deal)
> other lady leaves, redhead lady tells me to get up
> she leans over and rips my shorts down
> starts sucking my dick and licking my hairless balls
> i tell her I wanna fuck her
> i get on top of her ride like a rabbit for 20 minutes
> when I leave I can't even walk straight
> ride my bike and crash it
> straight to bed when I got home with a smile on my face

>>735802889
>illiterate
Oh the irony

>>735809498
I only need a sample size of one.
You're saying you need to be hot to get laid. I'm not hot. I get laid. Nuff said.

>>735809437
>"alpha af"
riiiight.

Let's assume you're the special outlier here, and not everyone (even real alphas) in the world can get pussy with a snap of their fingers.

>>735809437
Aw he's so cute when he talks about his fantasies like they actually happen.

>>735809548
yeah, that sure happened

>>735809800
>He does something I don't know how to do?
>Must be lying

>>735810045
>Must be lying
not 'must', "is"....

>Was 15
>Friend and I go to this dodgy ass part of town
>Go into dodgy ass council house
>Kid my age in lift start making small talk he thinks I'm a resident
>Stop off at the hooker floor, face changes cuz I'm there to fuck some of his fellow poor people
>Get into dodgy apartment with two Ukrainian girls. One is kinda hot big tits and tall. One has a fucking scar on her face and fat. My friend says he gets first pick cuz he brought me there.
Oh shit gonna pop my cherry with scarface
>Friend takes scarface cuz I realise he's a sick bastard
>Go into room with hottie, Natasha
>Pretend to be 20 and play it cool like ive been around pussy before
>She knows I'm a noob
>Shows me how to fuck properly and all the moves
>Best sex I've had to this day
>Paid her $40

>>735810350
Going on a walk as a date isn't even that crazy.
The fact that you can't believe that speaks volumes about what a boring person you are.

>>735808347
Lost

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i were devirginized at the age of 20 .... pretty ashamed of it .... but that is in the past ... now goin every 2-4 week to a hooker :3

>>735797873
Holy shit all the butthurt anons who can't get laid without cracking open Thier wallet, keeeek.
No man should pay for pussy. The second you do, your man card goes fluttering away in the wind.
>e-excuse me miss
>will you suck my d-dick I'll p-pay you
Translation
>I'm too fucking gross and sad to get laid in real life, or I have a fetish empowering women because ill pay you for an hour but cum in 8 seconds

>>735804657
I like you.

>>735809731
>You're saying you need to be hot to get laid.

i'm saying if you're butt ugly you usually don't get to fuck hot chicks

>>735810460
>Going on a walk as a date isn't even that crazy.
Kid, taking walks is either the "friend-status working towards the dating-status" stage, or you're on your 5th+ date and you're just enjoying each others company, probably working towards marriage.

I'm talking first date here....

Now unless you've met her on tinder, or social media that involves most people's motives for sport-fucking sure......maybe I'd believe that; but that's not dating is it?

But in the realm of pure 'game', no social media handicaps involved, normal girl, hot af, who isn't a social media/texting whore,....it's going to take more than a 'walk in the park' to get her naked with you. And it's not going to happen on the first date either.

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>>735810823
lol ... this is pretty gold bait
goin on hookers is manly as fuck boi
who would have courage to go there ?
everyone would just jap their mouths that they could do it . but when it comes to it , they pussy out

>>735809731
Some ugly people like you don't want to fuck other ugly people.

People pay to get hotter women. Don't judge. I've been called good looking a number of times. But I paid once. I was depressed and wasn't leaving the house much. The girl even said I should get a girlfriend soon because I guess I didn't really look butt ugly.

But she was so fucking hot. Imagine going to the beach and spotting a great looking asian girl. I got to fuck that. Only 150 too. I ended stealing half of it back because she left it on a counter.

>>735811146
>Lol talking to a hooker is manly
>take courage to talk to a hooker
You know what else takes courage? Talking to actual girls who don't have an hourly charge.
Cowards take to hooker way out.

>>735811089
Not him but you have no game at all. I like to act sweet towards women. It works if you're not some quiet aspie.

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>>735811319
>talking to actual girls
OH HOLY FUCK
all this time i've been paying robots for sex ? my whole life is a lie

>>735811415
>no game at all
>aspie
Right, cuz i posted enough for you to make that conclusion.

Anyone can 'act sweet' (even those 'with game'), doesn't mean they'll get sex on the first date.

>>735811319
>Talking to actual girls who don't have an hourly charge.
What wrong with hourly, when the other option is commission?

>>735808347
This, there are apps made for the purpose of fucking.

If you need to pay to get laid there is something wrong with you.

>>735809351
Tinder exists.

Shit even whisper exists.

Yellow does also.


Fuck off with your shir.

>>735812684
>Tinder exists.
Not the argument.

Keep up, or fuck off.

if you can't imagine why anyone would fuck a hooker, you're probably a clueless teenager

not saying that's bad, but... you're a clueless teenager.

>>735809548
stop greentexting your fantasies

>>735811089
No. I'm talking first date.
And yes, I have gotten laid on the first date from just going on a walk.
If hearing a possibility that isn't within your reach immediately causes you to accuse the other person of lying, you need to re-examine your life.
And I never, ever fucking use tinder. Fuck online dating.
Of course, you need to show her some fun on the walk. You have to be spontaneous and explore new places or show her something cool, like a view of the city.
Point is, it doesn't cost me a dime.

>>735812902
>Arguing that you have to pay for sex, and that paying for sex is normal.

>Tinder exists so you dont have too.

>Thats not the argument.

Nigga make up your mind.

>>735810350
>is be lying

>>735811609
Hooker aren't girls. They're used up trashbags of cum and latex.
If you can't talk to real, non-sex worker women then the problem is you and your tiny sense of manhood.
There's a reason there's a fetish for prostitutes, because they are dirty, desperate gutter sluts who literally do anything for a dollar. If having sex with prostitutes was nornal, it wouldn't be considered a fetish.

Now, either go fap and cry or wagecuck for some smelly puss. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and grow the fuck up.

>>735811313
Paying girls to pretend they like me would make me feel worse, not better.
I'm no model, but I've had sex with girls that could be.
Think of it this way. I'm going to assume you have friends.
I'm sure you have unattractive friends who are dating girls much hotter than they are.
I'm sure you've seen couples walking down the street where the girl is a bombshell and the guy is fugly.
Just because you haven't done it doesn't mean it's not possible.

>>735813603
underage confirmed.
well, at least mentally immature.
you'll eventually realize such arbitrary idealism is just plain stupid.

>>735813603
>Hooker aren't girls. They're used up trashbags of cum and latex.

lol you should move to a university city

hookers are tight young students and there's new ones every semester

>>735813725
What a child. One day you'll realize all the money you blew of used up puss could got you a car, which could also get you pussy.
I'll never understand why men sink so low as to get an escort. Just don't be a smelly, wierd, autistic fuck and you can get GASP WHAT a girlfriend.

>>735808383
would you prefer it be a Non-Fucking Cartoon?

>>735813867
Oh fuck you're gross enjoy your herpes.

>>735813965
>you're gross
>baww reality offends me

i can't believe what this place has become lol

>>735813725
>mentally immature
>Knows hooker are fucking gross
Nah I think he's good mate.

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>>735814062
>gets called out for having herpes
>LOL YOUR THE GROSS ONE
yeah, I'm the one who can't handle reality.

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>>735813927
>could got you a car
oh fuck my sides
that's the same shit you tell to a smoker he could own a ferrari , while he asks you where's yours

>>735814175

come again?
i don't think you know how greentext works

I can't fap to this arguing

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>>735807235
This man knows how it is

When I was 13 I gave a 30 year old stripper/prostitute $200 to give me a blowjob. Was the best damn blowjob I ever had. She edged me for a long ass time, sucked my neck and nipples and thighs, I had hickies from my neck to my knees I shit you not. I busted a nut that could have sunk the titanic down her throat and she swallowed. Plus she acted super kinky, called me master and talked dirty to me and touched herself while licking my balls and begging to suck me off.... For a virgin 13 year old it was sensory overload. I'm surprised I didn't have a god damn heart attack.

>>735814575
Marry someone who's decent looking and not a bitch then you fucking idiot.

MODS MODS MODS

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>>735814717
>dafuck ?

>>735810983
then spend your money on hookers and I'll fuck hot chicks, chubby chicks, butter faced chicks, and all of their moms. Being closed minded on pussy yields less results. Being closed minded in anything, yields less results.

>>735810983
I'm not butt ugly myself, but I've definitely seen some uggos with hot girls.

My friends were all getting girl friends and I went to a small highschool of about 100 kids. In my mind having sex in general was some sort of milestone I had to reach and couldn't be late. Found the hooker "escort" on Backpage she seemed legit and she cute around 22 black huge ass small tits she took one look at me and knew no way I was over I just told her I was 18 and she didn't care money's money fucked in doggy on my living room couch

>>735814713
this is what teenagers think life is like

>>735808136
bumpity bump

>>735809351
Lol someone has been reading too much in MGTOW. If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong. GF and I are strictly in a dutch relationship. We started friends, got together, negotiated terms and live by those.

Something a lot of people in this the seem to be missing.

A lot of men who can have plenty of game and can was pull women pay for sex. Paying for sex is not limited to spergs and weird virgins.

The transactional nature of the exchange is pure. All intentions are laid bare. It's honest, and it's fun. Some people buy tickets to sports games, some people buy mods for their cars, some people buy video games, some people buy guns, some people buy sex. It's just a form of entertainment.

Yes its fun to meet a girl on the street, get to know her, and have sex. Yes its fun to meet up with a girl on Tinder and have sex. And yes, it's also fun to have some bonded bimbo show up at your house wearing lingerie under her overcoat with a purse full of lube, handcuffs, and blindfolds ready to take it in the ass no questions asked.

The people in this thread who think that you need to pay (in some form) for every woman they fuck are wrong. The people in this thread who think hookers are for losers and real men snatch poon off the street are wrong. Sex workers are here for everybody, to satisfy random cravings and bizarre fantasies in a transactional exchange and that is beautiful. You think you are alpha af and don't need escorts? Try getting four women in your bed at the same time without having loads of cash. Yes it's possible, but dude hookers are easy that's the whole point. You think tinderrella will ship you with a riding crop and give you a prostate milking? Maybe, but you can find a Dom who is literally a pro.

Hookers are fun. And they are for everyone. There's a reason celebrities and ultra-Chads like Dan Bilzerian fuck hookers as well as normal broads. There is a time and place for everything lads.

>I was 16....i should begin saying that i live in a third world country with really ugly girls everywhere.....anyway, i enter in a cheap brothel and ask for a girl.
>comes a girl, face 6.5, body 4, she was asking for 10 bucks for the service.....and they told me she was the best in the place.
>i just grab her tits and told them that i was going to buy some condoms first....i never returned.
>a few weeks later i saw in the news that the police intervened that place and that all the girls had HIV........true history my /b/rothers.

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>>735815874
>>735816051
on the side note
i was once in the girl that said she could do ANYTHING my soul desired
>anal ?
no problemo
>fisting ?
go on
>domination ? bdsm ?
of course mate

he get the point , that not every girl would want to do that , so we got "employes" that are happy to doit

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>>735815874
>Pay hundreds of dollars to have my asshole ravaged
To each their own, I suppose.
Although even that'd be more fun if the girl was actually interested in you.
Have sex with enough girls and you'll find some kinky ones.

>>735815677
/thread

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>>735799507
Didnt even touch it?

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>>735816501
>derailing successfull

>>735815874
excellent point

>>735808347
You're right my dude, getting sex without paying IS completely possible. Just be a whore, you'll even get PAID for sex

>>735816996
>he thinks you have to buy women
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>735804657
How's the rust and 80s head gasket?

>>735816342
also
try older prostitutes
like 35-40
OH MY LORD
fire in teh bed , they're doin it just for sport

>>735817256
>I think I have to buy women
my dude, ever heard of the new hot trend they call "capitalism" ? you have to try it out my dude, rather than buying women, why not SELL yourself? you get:
1. sex
2. fame
3. money
4. a bit of herpes (which you'll get anyways, you can always invest in condoms to not get herpes)

I'm basically thinking, why buy women for sex when you can sell yourself and you get both the money and the sex?

>>735806900
>There were 5 of us
>I was last to go

Sloppy quints

>>735815942
>The subtle non-native english
>The plausible premise
>The reasonable behavior of all the characters

Not gonna lie anon, I believe it. Well done anyway if it's not.

>>735817418
what makes u say that

>>735817596
Or you could find an upstanding girl who isn't demanding and get sex freely.

>>735817596
condoms do not protect against herpes you nigger

>>735817964
does that even exist

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>Everyone in this thread bitching about how pussy costs money regardless of if its a hooker or a gf
>Get a fucking job jesus christ, then you'll be able to *afford* shit
What a fucking concept

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>>735817950
here's an argument from 20 hookers i went
majority of em was young ... like 19-24
the sex was pretty crappy
then there were those 4 older girls
dude .... what they did with me .... i was fuckin speechless .... the cat moves .... the passionate sex they did .... i know it was made up ... but good lord , they did it perfectly .... my knees went numb everytime i get out a milf prostitute
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>735818260
lol i mean why do u think they do it for sport

>>735818098
If you go outside.

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>>735818392
it was like an inside joke mate
i meant ... like they got already a lot of cash stacked ... so i said "doing it for sport" because i think they did this for funziez

>>735817964
I'm not gonna deny that possibility however, but it just appears that the chance for that is astronomically small that it's almost negligible.

>>735818055
It fucking does you dingus, it's basically a virus, if it can block out HIV, then shit herpes is just another virus to block from entering into your urinary tract. Now unless you do some freaky shit with anything other than your wrapped dick, and that thing has blood vessels exposed (e.g. eyeballs, nostrils, ears, mouth) unprotected, you're asking for an STD m8.

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>>735811319
actually cowards commit suicide

>>735818608
Maybe in your dating pool.

>>735798849
i didnt cum during sex either, blow jobs work but not sex

>>735806246
fuck's sake lmao

>>735809625
>whilst
>illiterate
care to explain how he is illiterate for saying whilst ? In case you don't know the definition of 'whilst' it means 'during the time which something else occurs' or 'while'
So again, how is he illiterate ?

>>735818525
why you type like an autistic idiot

I did when i was 17,nice and good looking for her age thai lady, my friend drove me to the brothel

>>735809437
This
>>735809351
Why do you go on dates if you don't enjoy it? You sound completely retarded to me

My mate got robbed by a hooker. Twice. Once in Dublin, once in Aberdeen.

>>735809800
>>735810350
>>735811089

>girls need to be courted with gifts of food to have sex with you

Are you an ape?

>>735819928
Damn, twice? Was she following him around or something?

>>735806246
Fucked an escort in an escort. Oh the win and irony

>>735815241
this is what bitter old men think life is like

>>735819928
>buying or encountering celtic hookers
Those girls are a wee bit too black fae doggin'.

>>735813556
diz nigga

>>735820362
*fer

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>>735818055
>condoms do not protect against herpes
>virus can travel through latex like the fucking night crawler

>>735820647
No, they go around because the herpes is spread by skin to skin contact and is usually in the areas that aren't covered by a condom.

You've never seen herpes have you?

>>735798849
it took me forever to cum my first time

>>735797873
This so damn hard.
Sex isn't even that great in the first place. It takes time and effort for a 2 hour pay off that is ok, probably good at best, and even afterwards I'd want to be an anti-social fuck and kick her ass out after we fuck.
But spending money for pussy is about the most retarded thing ever
>Need STDs?
>Don't like your money?
>Too much of a faggot to pick up girls?
>Then hookers are just for you!

>>735817878
>>>735806900 (You)
>>There were 5 of us
>>I was last to go
>Sloppy quints
Yeah, but I just got dubs, so...

>>735818608
>It fucking does you dingus, it's basically a virus, if it can block out HIV, then shit herpes is just another virus to block from entering into your urinary tract. Now unless you do some freaky shit with anything other than your wrapped dick, and that thing has blood vessels exposed (e.g. eyeballs, nostrils, ears, mouth) unprotected, you're asking for an STD m8.

Herpes is passed through contact, so unless your balls and lower abdomen are covered by the condom, you can still catch herpes.

>>735807235
Only an idiot with an IQ under room temp considers marriage these days. Enjoy that alimony stupid.

>be 14.
>live on a ranch.
>discover horsepussy at 12.
>fucking mares every chance I get.
>dad catches me late one night, but lets me finish before confronting me.
>"anon its not right to fuck the horses"
>2 days later takes me to the local "chicken ranch" and buys me a young blonde whore.
>she takes me into one of the rooms and she sucks my dick, then rides me till I cum.
>I take her doggy real hard and actually make her cum before I blow my load again.
>we shower and get dressed.
>dad congratulates me on the drive home.
>tells me I don"t need to fuck horses anymore.
>I say ok and go right back to fucking the mares the next night, because nothing beats marepussy.

>>735819556
He's American and therefore retarded.

>>735821998
Dude that sounds pretty awesome. Did he ever get mad or anything when he found out you continued doing it?

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>>735821998
Smart guy, enjoy your pussy-filled and alimony free life anon

>>735809786
everyone can, they just need to snap convincingly

Most girls act like hookers without being one anymore so.

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>>735806246
The original name for the Ford Escort was the Ford "Lisa." This means if the engineers at Forf had had their way, you would have been fucking an Lisa in the back of a Lisa.

>>735822499
I don't know if he new I never stopped, but I suspect he did fuck at least one of the mares. I found one of them with a freshly fucked hole right after he came in after feeding them in the evening.

I'm not Gonna lie I hit that sloppy seconds.

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>>735823186
I'm into bitch pussy but I wouldn't mind a horse with some extra income. You are a lucky guy man.

>>735809548
At least try to make it sound real.

>>735804111
Trips of truth. Women, In my opinion, aren't really worth the effort of buying them. As a man you have to do so much shit just to snag one, then you can barely cum when you're fucking the bitch because she's either too loose or makes too much noise.

>>735823649
You're wrong. Women are delightful. Want proof? We still want them despite the shitty ways they sometimes treat us. And vice versa.

>>735818751
nope, cowards are actually afraid of death.
it takes either ignoring your feelings (which is very close to courage), or having clinical depression (which dulls your self preservation instincts)

>>735798849
Not cumming is normal. Everyone has different things. Personally nothing can finish me off unless it's actual sex.

>>735818608
by that logic, flu can only be transferred by sex without condom (cuz it's a virus)
>genius

>>735807235
just cheat on your wife you stupid fuck, don't actually pay for it

>>735820647
yeah keep posting laughing gifs you imbecile

https://youtu.be/4r-etM1w_wE

Pussy is never free, you pay for it one way or another.

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>the sheer amount of euphoria in this thread