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Sup /b/, we caught a baby birdo. Dubs decide it's fate.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/, we caught a baby birdo. Dubs decide it's fate.
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Microwave it
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>>735809322
Well that's it. Get going op
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>>735809322
Fuck... please don't
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>>735809274
Gas it
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Stick your penis in its cloaca
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>>735809322
Time length role.
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>>735809274
today's the 06/14/17 dumbass
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eat it, best not to waste a catch.
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>>735809536
3 minutes
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>>735809322
dont do it, op
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Give him a little hat and name him Birbir
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>>735809274

You've decided it's fate by picking it up. Lick it.
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>>735809322
Second
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>>735809274
hey 14th of july is my birthday and its also France national day and im french
an you OP are a stupid faggot
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burn it
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>>735809322
This. Do it op.
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Feed him and release him

(Today is your lucky day birdo)
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>>735809536
five minutes 36 seconds
>>735809322
>>735809274
get going op
record it if possible and unpload it to a hotlink file site
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>>735809760
It'd be more fun to watch it burn.
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>>735809760
This. Karma will haunt your ass if you hurt that bird. Just a warning, not including the animal abuse charge you'll catch from me reporting you.
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>>735809815
the fuck is wrong with you?
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put me in the screenshot nevar 4get birb
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>>735809322
My trips overthrow this and say feed that birb
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Burn it. We're waiting op.
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>>735809856
Jks these trips
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rolling for trips to say feed birb
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>>735809856
Guess it's dying then
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>>735809817
>believes in Karma
Faggot.
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>>735809900
thats 2 dubs in a row...
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>>735809322
Dont.
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>>735809817
Can't tell if bait or actually whiteknighting a fucking bird...
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>>735809536

1 second
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>>735809839
I'm fine. If anything wrong it's with you. I'd like to see the baby birdo burn and shrivel up.
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>>735809322
Microwave machine broken. Can't do this next roll wins.
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>>735809536
7 minutes and 6 seconds. [Hurr durr it's 6 minutes 66 seconds]
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>>735809925
i hope so
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>>735809274

set it free.
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>>735810083
OP faggot confirmed?
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>>735810083
let him go
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Option 1 : Kill that bird, fag.
Option 2 : Dont play dub's game, fag.
OP is a fag anyway.
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>>735810083
Dubs declares feed that birb
Also paper hat
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>>735810083
already happened
>>735809900
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>>735810083
RIP off it's beak and put it in peehole
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>>735810155

/thread
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>>735810083
pour water on him
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>>735809856
>>735809642
>>735809760
>>735809817
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>>735810155
What a waste
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>>735810083
Penetrate its vagina. If a boy, anus.
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>>735810083
Burn it. Please.
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>>735810155
Dubs confirms it
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>>735810083
Your a fucking lying faggot
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>>735810083
Feed him, raise him, teach him and just be friends for the rest of its life. Don't cage him, just show him how to life at home
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feed it and set it free
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Smash the bird with your foot
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>>735810222
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>>735810243
Reroll
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>>735810083
Cum on it
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Admire it as a God's Creation and pet it.
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Name it Varandas
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>>735810222
we have a winner!
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Smash with your fist
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>>735810309
>>735810309

Rerolling for this option.
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Set it free, OP.
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You are aware what has happened to other people who fuck with animals? Let that mofo go
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Eat it alive.
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>>735810083
be less of a faggot, come clean, and post whatever actually happens then
its obv by these pics that you just saved a thread from yesterday
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>>735810154
>>735810161
Faggots shut up. I want op to burn it slowly.
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>>735810083
Wrap in plasticbag
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Jizz on it
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>>735810377
Wing boy is free
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Break it's legs, penetrate its asshole, and set it free.
Maybe it'll get revenge.
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Eat it alive, record it and share the moment with us.
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>>735809274
Take it to the vet
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decapitate it
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Basically OP is a fag who says will do. But only will do if they don't gotta kill it, Go kys fag op
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>>735810377

>Dubs confirmed fact.
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>>735810373
ROLL
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>>735809274
cut off it's wings and see how long it lives
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>>735810201
Rollin for this.
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>>735810332
He's right
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>>735810377
its free!
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Stick it in your ass
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>>735810453
FAGGOT CONFIRMED
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burn it slowly whit a lighter
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>>735810377
winrar
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What do birbs eat? Next roll.
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>>735810373
>>735810365
>>735810354
>>735810309
>>735810305
Shut up faggots. It's more fun in burning it.
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Thats a dove , i have/had those for pets

Take care of it until if flies away
They can fly 1 months after birth.

They dont eat/shit much either
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>>735810544
dubs confirms win?
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>>735810544
Winrar the 2nd
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>>735810549
cum
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>>735810549
wtf OP.
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>>735810549
Time to go home, OP confirmed faggot
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>>735810345
This. Op do it
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>>735810500
Fuck all that let it go shit. Winrar here.
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>>735810574
yes
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Put it in the toilet and flush it
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Birdo gets to eat OP's semen or maybe glass if OP is a fag
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take one eye out make him a pirat
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>>735810611
Winrar do this
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>>735810549
breadcrumbs
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>>735810570

Why the hell does it look like that?
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OP won't do shit cause they pick and choose which dubs wins, faggot OP
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Cum on the bird
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>>735809274
free the birb and give it a hat
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>>735810549

Budgie food , sunflower seeds
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>>735810611
winrar pls
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>>735810549
They eat worms. Like, a fuckton. But you gotta eat them firsr and then vomit them on the bird's mouth. If dubs you feed the fucker.
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>>735810692
shutup kike
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If no one has won yet, I propose sending it into space.
Attach balloons to it, only about 2-3 and when it can fly, by that time the balloons should pop naturally or it can fly to overpower the balloons, its weight, etc.

Help it fly, don't be a sadistic little cuck.
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>>735810611
This
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>>735810549

Budgie food , sunflower seeds>>735810650
He cant grow up , he was neglected by its parents

He broke his left wing thats why it looks like that

He is actually 2 years old even though he cant fly
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>>735810725
But it just a bab birb
Can no fly
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> OP is a FAG as usual...
Sage
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>>735810611
This. and film it
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>>735810794
I said when it can fly, dude.
The balloons will help it hover around and shit and eventually it can fly or idunno.
Just send it into space, faggot.
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>>735810611
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feed the bird until it gets better. dont be an abusive fag
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>>735810961
looks like a 2 week old
2 weeks later and it will just fly away itself
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New roll,
find any gun or crossbow or anything,
put it into the air with balloons, aim at it, and shoot.

If you miss, slam the butt of the gun into your toes until they hurt really fucking bad.

Repeat until hit.
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>>735811098
That fucking close
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>>735810611
Jesus Christ I don't think OP will do it. He's just a fag.
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>>735811123
COME ON DUDE
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Cut it's face off, and feed it through a tube
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>>735811143
Fucking christ this is torture
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>>735811175
TWO AWAY NOW HUH
>>735811165
Oh jesus fucking christ no
That even makes me sick inside
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Keep it until it flies away
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>>735811200
There we go.
Took five rolls, but >>735811098
if OP isn't a fag, above should be executed.
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>>735809274
Bite it's head off.
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>>735810549
Grab a towel, wrap the bird in the towel and let the mentally weakest crush it with bare hands
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>>735811298
Lol close, reroll
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>>735811332
Kek almost trips
Last roll, otherwise I give up
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>>735811253
Beep
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OP IS A MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>735811433
Check'd
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>>735811200
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>>735811455
Kek combobreaker
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>>735811298
Kek i choose this
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Cum on him
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sharpie in its pooper
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>>735811560
ROLL
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6/14/17 ** my good sir. Take care of that young bird.
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>>735811497
OP is the largest faggot
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This thread went from ok to holy shit in 2,5 femtoseconds
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>>735810222
wasted trip
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>>735811260
shopped
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>>735809274
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>>735810377
window vista
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>>735811494
Yes, morals and what not, but that was a kneejerk reaction.
Oh, and feel free to use that anywhere else.
Not like you need my permission.
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Why do faggots make threads like this if they aint gonna do shit anyway
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>>735811098
rerolling this
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Stop making shitty posts like this you waste of air
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>>7358124898
flip bois
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Fucking do it OP, fucking DO IT
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set it free, a fox will get it anyway. no need to get doxxed by big guvt for beeing a sociopath, better keep that trait private and use if for your own gain instead of entertaining this audience.
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>>735809274
Learn it how to fly.
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>>735810083
Name it Henry and set him free
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Give birb a hat
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