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LGBT thread because /lgbt/ is dead at 5am on a weekday but I'm

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LGBT thread because /lgbt/ is dead at 5am on a weekday but I'm drinking everclear and bored af

potential topics:

>do you like to get fucked in bp or fuck cute bois in bp?
>are you a crossdressing faggot?
>what is your favorite recreational narcotic?
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>>745034842

also pls don't let my thread die without a single (you) i will be very sad thank you
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>>745034842
where do i find a trap gf
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>>745034842
>do you like to get fucked in bp
>bp

What the hell is "bp"?
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>>745034898

uhhhhhhhhhh on /b/ five years ago? I was a trap until I felt I was too old for it then I became a twink and now I'm a sad old man who pines for his lost youth

honestly chans are fucking infested with traps, you're better off here than anywhere else
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>>745034984
i think its boy pussy
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>>745034984

boipussy jesus christ what are you 12

>>745034997

yah this fucking fag gets it christ
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>>745034842
Dude i get its dead but keep your threads to your own board, this board is going down hill enough man :^(

But since ima fag ima talk anyway, tbh heavy switch and i use to be a cross dressing faggot, good times but since i broke up with my ex bf sorta lost motivation for most things including cd.

Moar story on your CD experience OP?
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>>745034889
What webcomic is this originally from? I used to read it religiously and can't think of the name
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>>745034898
the best trap girlfriends wont appear as traps. source: am trap.
perhaps through a dating website where she is upfront. in public life we/I like to blend in so
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>>745035150

ehhhh idk tbh it's in one of my various gay porn folders

>>745035130

greentext incoming
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>>745035183
Aight cant stay long though cause going University, better make it good my dude
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>>745035130
>start jacking off to shemales in early 2000s, like 2004 when your 12 or w/e
>maintain shemale fetish for next several years
>discover 4chins around '09 come here for traps stay for memes
>gradually warped into trap by old(ish) /b/
>late 2010 buy girl clothes from amazon and also dildo that is way too fucking huge
>get drunk as fuck and camwhore every night for months from christmas day 2010 to february 2011
>deeply repressed gayness so every time you start crying on cam after you cum
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>>745035292
>also forgot but bought makeup, I'm drinking everclear right now
>eventually get sick of being ogled by dozens of /b/tards, want to settle into a nice fake online relationship
>get a proposition, guy will give you money and buy you clothes and alcohol and drugs if you let him "photograph" you and he's a "professional photographer" too scared so you chicken out
>end up with fake internet bf, camwhore for him exclusively, he plays mindgames with you because he's a fucking /b/tard wtf were you expecting, end up suicidally depressed and he leaves you
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>>745035292
>>745035409
You sound like you have a drinking problem and are crying for help. Hope you get some in the future.
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>>745035409

i kinda realized this story sucks tbh, i fucked my own brains out with a massive dildo a lot and came on my own face and ate my own cum a lot and got hurt by a lot of douchers and then became an alcoholic and I guess that's the end, I wish it were hotter, I didn't want ot make shit up because I hate fake greentexts
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>>745034842
sauce
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>>745035292
w e w

Sounds shit tbh, i'll do mine too

>Come to /b/ early 2010 at fucking 13
>Become deeply disgusted by everything there but fall in love with everything
>Become huge degenerate and discover trap / gay / porn in general
>Become obsessed with how cute most traps were back then
>Decide i NEED to look like them to be happy
>Slowly become more feminine controlling diet to make sure i stay this way
>Get Boyfriend at 16, back then i'd say i was a solid 6/10 cute boy and when in cd 7-8/10
>Start doing a load of cd shit for him and love it all
>End up breaking up cause i realised he was using me and made me seriously depressed with bad trust issues
>Today: Still depressed, don't care about that anymore but scarred me, lost all motivation for anything and been single since, complete loser and cant even tell how i look anymore
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>>745035485
>>End up breaking up cause i realised he was using me and made me seriously depressed with bad trust issues
>>Today: Still depressed, don't care about that anymore but scarred me, lost all motivation for anything and been single since, complete loser and cant even tell how i look anymore

are you me? i had a 30 year old fake online bf when I was early 20s and he seriously played headgames with me and used me and when I finally worked up the courage to dump him somehow he turned my breakup into me begging him to stay and then he left anyway and I'm still talking about it years later lol.

Also you might have seen me camwhoring on here for all I know I was literally doing it then

were you there when that one cute tranny cut his own balls out of the sack on cam and then passed out and his fellow trans roommate came in and caleld an ambulance for him
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>>745035670
Holy fuck yeah i actually remember that dude, i remember the threads about it for a week and more afterwards, shit was insane, why was one of those people you or how were you related to the situation?

Also out of pure curiosity OP, could you send a pic, i always wonder what cute traps look like in their 30's
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>>745035150
It's from Questionable Content.
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>>745035741

I wasn't related to it I was just watching it happen. I'm about to turn 31 pic is me weird lump on chin is a scar from passing out an landing on a concrete floor a year ago
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>>745035863
That's better than what I was expecting. Not a whole lot better but certainly better.
Not person who asked btw
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I recently got a boyfriend for the first time after being straight all my life. I'm 26, he's 21. Knew him for about half a year before us going out finally. He's adorable.
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>>745035993

i was fat when I was in prime, now I'm old and used up and I finally lost the weight, totally wasted potential fam.
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>>745034842
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>>745035863
Fuck man, even at 31 other than that little bit of stubble you're still a solid 7-8/10, if you put make up on you're a fucking 10. Thats insane my man, good for you. Hows life looking for you now, getting bf and shit, is it not all messed up or is it normal?

Pic under is me when i still lived with parents last year, will give explanation but no point, and before you ask i was 18 taking that, i'm just a jail bait looking faggot.
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>>745036104
I always assumed that once you go past 30, you lose everything.
Early 20s here and occasionally cd.
Maybe life isn't so bad after all
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>>745034842
LGBT thread
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>>745036289
We have pizza threads occasionally.
What's so bad about this
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>>745036122
>tfw no aryan qt3.14 bf

>>745036143
>i'm just a jail bait looking faggot.

that's the best kind of faggot

>Fuck man, even at 31 other than that little bit of stubble

dark hair pale skin, really hard to work with. need lots of makeup even right after shaving.

>you're still a solid 7-8/10, if you put make up on you're a fucking 10.

welp, idk about all that but thanks for kind words. What I can see around your i-phone looks very qt3.14

>Hows life looking for you now, getting bf and shit, is it not all messed up or is it normal?

Went through several awful BFs and now kind of sworn off men and women don't like me so I guess voluntary celibate for now.
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>>745036336
there honesty to pizza not just making shit up
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4chan Space Program

Reposted, as this has relevance here.
>>>/pol/141356428
We don't need anything fancy. We don't need awesome sensors and crazy measurement devices.
All we really need Is a modded cellphone with a decent battery life and a means of sending data back. Although a simple balancing mechanism, would make for a better video.

Our goal is simply:
To see if we can
To see if we can get away with it.
Cause as much havoc in the process.
simple

We have many sources on 4chan that we can pool from:
/sci/ - could handle the logistics for us
/k/ - could help us with a fuel source, and rocket design.
/biz/ - can help us pick affordable and easily acquirable chemicals for our fuel
/g/ - could work on the phones firmware
while /pol/, /x/, & /b/ Popularize our plans by repeatedly spamming it on 4chan.

Why the fuck not? There is a good chance they will shut down the threads before we even get to fire the rocket. But by that time we'll have already caused enough havoc to laugh at the headlines.
But who knows, what if we do get away with it?
Why the fuck shouldn't we attempt this clearly insane idea?

Share any thoughts or ideas.
Yes, I am aware this insane lul. However, it is not so insane to say we can't do it.
>>745034842
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>>745036267

just don't lie around waiting for your life to happen because it never does, you have to go outside and do shit. probably sounds cliched and stupid but it's what I would tell my early 20s self
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>>745036366
Damn, how do you go about finding people to get with even, i mean its still hugely possible but at 31 i can get why it'd be difficult, especially as a (maybe) tranny.

Also thx for the kind words but at lthis point compliments are just people trying to be nice
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>>745034842
I refuse to acknowledge the term "LGBT" or any various on grounds I find it idiotic. Grouping together because you get kinky with your genitals because you want to feel special is a borderline retarded.

That aside, I've only ever fucked women, although I'm not opposed to the idea of fucking someone with a dick, granted they have to look so much like a woman I can't tell.

Only thing I really mess with any more is a little weed and drinking.
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>>745036447
In uni doing non useless degree
Cd when I think nobody is looking and haven't told anyone yet
There's the constant feeling that I should go see a shrink or tell my family before I end up as a drug addled alcoholic but I'm holding out fine for now
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>>745034842
I-is that a boy?
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>>745036447

also even though I'm sitting her bitching about being old, don't look at your age and say "it's over" because it will always be *more* over later on ffs. I convinced myself it was over at 25 and now look back on it wistfully as my best years, I'll probably do the same at 35. just live in the moment, also cliched but it's good advice. worrying about the future doesnt help (you can plan, but worry is worthless) and worrying about the past is also pointless.

>>745036572

Nah, I'm not a tranny just long hair. I went to colelge late, so that was a good outlet while it lasted, I've been out for a few years now and basically, it's online, gay bars, or random chance.

And as for compliments, I mean the 30% of your face I can see looks cute, you don't look fat at all, and your blonde, so I wasn't just being nice tbh.

>>745036611

yes.
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Bunch of literal faggots in this thread. I'm a proud supporter of the LGBT community, to go to the gas chamber. Bunch of cucks
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>>745036602

Well, I didn't tell my family or see a shrink until I was a drug-addled alcoholic, so I'm not advising you do either but there is that.

Frankly, family doesn't need to know about CD, if you have a LTR and you REALLY want to then you may as well if you think they wont flip out. I'm not super big on "YOU GOTTA BE OUT AND PROUD GURL" bs.

Shrink can be somewhat helpful, I wouldn't bother unless you are suicidal and in that case I wouldn't tell the shrink you are. I did get over suicidalness without letting the shrink in on it, I did use some of her tips and help to do it though.

>>745036587
>I refuse to acknowledge the term "LGBT" or any various on grounds I find it idiotic.

That's fine, I just used it for the board /lgbt/ name.

>Only thing I really mess with any more is a little weed and drinking.

Probably for the best, I experimented with most except opiates. Prescriptions like benzos and addy were the most nasty drugs I saw in college tbh. Highly recommend very occasional psychedelics
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>>745034898
trap are a myth. They dont exist outside of internet.
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>>745036904
Wow you really got them good
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>>745036946
I didn't mind it so much when I first heard it, but then it went to LGBTQ, then LGBTQA, then LGBTQAI... Just annoying yo.

I used to do and try a bit more stuff back in the day, but my party life kinda died down back when I hit 21, granted I did kinda start when I was like 11.
Now I like to drink and smoke just enough to feel good and enjoy myself.
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>>745037021

god i remember when this bitch was still a camwhore on here. her dick is fucked up weird looking but would still bang tbh
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>>745037087
Not trying to get anyone merely stating my disgust for the faggots in these threads. 80 percent of them talk about how they've been suicidal at one point. Who gives a fuck if there's one less head case in the world. Not this guy!
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>>745037157
>I used to do and try a bit more stuff back in the day, but my party life kinda died down back when I hit 21, granted I did kinda start when I was like 11.
>Now I like to drink and smoke just enough to feel good and enjoy myself.

Same only I started like mid-20s and then stopped pretty recently. I think uppers other than molly were the most shit, followed by benzos and muscle relaxers. actualyl vyavanse was probably the worst single drug I ever took, and cocaine is a pointless waste of money meme drug which I tried once and that was enough.
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>>745037345
I always avoided doing cocaine, had this weird feeling like my heart would explode or something... My aunt did give me a laced joint one time, shit had fucking meth in it and she didn't bother to tell me, that seriously pissed me off.
My brother used to do molly all the time, I never had the urge to give it a go though, downers were always more my speed, I liked relaxing and chilling out more than anything.
Did try shrooms, kinda ate like 8 my first time, had a bad trip... Was fun up until I got an overwhelming feeling of anxiety.
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>>745037161
Good thing she keeps it locked in her recent videos
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>>745037264
OK, dude
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>>745037486

Oh yeah, meth was the other thing I never tried other than opiates, but molly and addy are "amphetamines" so even though they all are super different I think of them as the same family. Knew a kid who just got permanently brainfucked by accidentally smoking PCP laced weed, a roommate's brother. Poor guy was literally retarded, kinda looked like CWC.

I had a bad trip first time on LSD but managed to turn it around and its now one of the most memorable experiences of my life, and literally all I did was wander around my house, play with my roommates turtle, and walk to the gas station to buy cigarettes but it felt and still feels like this epic lord of the rings journey. Mushrooms, only did once along with molly weed and alcohol at a concert so wasn't totally isolated experiment but was pretty great, probably most intoxicants at once in my life too.

>>745037548

Probably self-conscious, poor thing, probably a botched circumcision or some shit.
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>>745037735
Daaaamn, that's really fucked up. Yeah, I'd never touch PCP and I was way too afraid to try LSD. I'm afraid I'd end up killing some poor innocent person due to a bad trip or something (I own and always carry a gun) or end up getting myself killing doing some dumb shit.
I wouldn't mind to try shrooms again sometime, just do one or two caps instead of 8. lol. Although I do have to say, watching everything move around and "breath" was pretty amazing.
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>>745037930

Yeah, 8 was probably a bit much. My roommates were all weedlmao+psych dudebros, some of them would do 5-10 hits of LSD but I never did more than 1, and spaced it out to keep tolerance low
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>>745038074
Well the dude I was supposed to hang out with my first time trippin' on 'em egged me on to take more... Then the fucker goes and crashes out like a bitch and leaves me to trip balls alone! Soooo not even right.
I've heard too many stories, some of them sound like a lot of fun, but the potential of a bad trip has always made me keep my distance... I might could have been convinced in my younger years, but no way now. I hear some people have flashbacks too after doing so much, is that true?
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>>745038261

I've never really had "flashbacks" i just remember it very vividly. that first trip is more vivid than almost any given week or month of my life. It is definitely intense, and that first time I didn't have a tripsitter which was stupid and I'd just finished a very ugly breakup, and I watched a scary movie the night before that stuck with me, so all those things combined to poison the first 1/3 of the trip or so, I also had never done any psychs and it was a gummy my roommate gave me and he wasn't sure if it would even work because he had been given it for a hat-pin at a show, so a big part of my freakout was I thought it wouldnt do anything, tried to sleep, then couldn't and felt scared and weird, got up looked at myself in the mirror and saw eyes that were all pupils and I was like "OH thank god, this is just the drug" I still felt freaked out for a while until I watched a comfy sitcom I remembered from childhood and then it turned really nice after that.

Worst moment was seeing one of those big palmetto bugs crawl up the wall and I cannot remember it as anything but the size of a football, I know it was real and not that size IRL but that's what it looked like and still does in my memory. I also got really attached to the turtle and my roommate ended up giving him to me, I still have him.
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>>745038551
>tried to sleep, then couldn't and felt scared and weird

I should say, I jerked off to help me sleep and then felt that in so doing I had summoned the devil and he was lurking in my bedroom, and the cockroach was in the hall right outside my bedroom, so even after the trip turned good that whole hallway and bedroom became like, the cave of darkness in the empire strikes back, I wanted nothing to do with it for several days after and just slept on the couch instead.
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>>745038551
I used to have a buddy in high school who had done a ton of the stuff, he would tell me about the flashback, just be walking along in the hallways and see a couple kissing, out of the corner of his eye their heads would morph into lizard heads eating each other and junk. Wasn't sure if he was for real or full of shit though.
I've heard not to go into a trip with any shit like that going on or go into it with negative thoughts/feelings.
Well that's awesome that you made a friend in the turtle during a trip, what's his name?
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>>745038838

that kind of flashback shit, I've heard some people having that, I never did and probably because I never overdid it, I tried to really pace myself with anything stronger than weed (part of why I hate benzos and addy is I couldn't pace myself with either) for various reasons. My roommates never talked about that, but they could've just been lucky.

And yeah, it's very psychological, like, I tried watching cartoons at first and watched Adventure Time for about 30 seconds before I noped the fuck out of that because it was too weird. I went to 420chan for advice and they helped me out a lot, that was why I went for a comfy sitcom reruns to chill out and basically forget about the horror movie (VHS 2, whence my "summoning the devil" scenario) and the cockroach and all that.

His name was "Turt" when I got him, I amended it to Turt Russel after the actor.

Oh yeah, some kind anon at 420chan posted a pic of a cute gril in the same style as pic related (diff pic though) and I became convinced she was some kind of fairy deity living in the pecan tree over my back porch, and that she was protecting me and that helped too. I remember going out there in the rain and just kind of leaning into the wet leaves and hugging the tree. It probably sounds retarded but this still has an emotional effect on me, remembering all this
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>>745034842
>tfw I live in what is supposed to be trap central
>still no qt3.14 trap gf

I just want to dominate a cute trap while whispering affectionate things into there ear.
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>>745034842
>>do you like to get fucked in bp
never tried, might
>>or fuck cute bois in bp?
if he was cute i bet i could do this
>>are you a crossdressing faggot?
i bought panties once but it wasn't for me. you really need to shave.
>>what is your favorite recreational narcotic?
'erryday
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>>745039220
>tfw I live in what is supposed to be trap central

what even is that, san francisco or something

>>745039300
>'erryday

which one or ones though fag
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>>745039395
>which one or ones though fag
weed obviously

how is this not obvious. who does heroin literally everyday.
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>>745036143
Any more pics?
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>>745039455
>who does heroin literally everyday.

kek honestly most people who do heroin, but fair enough
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>>745039498
can i suck your dick?

it's better than heroin i swear
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>>745039557

mmmm ok

asl

>inb4 "17/m/australia"
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sup
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>>745039623
28/m/arizona
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>>745034842
m-moar?
s-sauce?
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>>745039213
I think it had a lot to do with him doing so much at an early age when his brain was still developing n' junk honestly.

Yeah, I think most cartoons are probably too fast paced and colorful for a fun or relaxing trip on LSD or something.

Heheh, Turt Russel, love it.

No, it doesn't sound retarded at all, I can understand the sensation of a thought like that helping to calm ya down and put ya in a happy place.
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>>745039658
Nice hair and feminine face. Any with clothes on?
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>>745034842

yet another GAY thread outside /lgbt/
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everyone is bisexual
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>>745036706
That looks like aleks (immortalHD) from cow chop...
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what i hate about lgbt:

non-binary genders
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>>745039836

Yeah, that was the other thing, I was probably 24 before I even started smoking weed more than very rarely and 24-25 when I did lsd for the first time. All my roommates started smoking weed like 14 or so, I always wondered what kind of effect on IQ it had.

Adventure Time is kind of trippy even when sober it was just too fast and weird for me. I guess you need to be more experienced than first time to appreciate trippy cartoons.

And yeah, the guy who posted it was liked, smart enough to kind of suggest the idea like "she will protect you" and it just made sense and worked.

>>745039759

30/m/Georgia, at least you're closer than Australia lol

>>745039785

Sadly, I have neither

>>745040031

I also don't know who he is tbh, I have various folders of pics gathered from here and elsewhere

>>745040082

EVERYONE hates that tbhon
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>>745034842
curb stomp your queer ass. kys faggot.
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>>745040131
>30/m/Georgia, at least you're closer than Australia lol
You drive here. I have a bed and air conditioning and a Tenga i want to share.
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i have no money and i might run out of hormones so im bummed out
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>>745040252
prostitute yourself, you're passable
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i actually got this from reddit and i feel it should be posted, here ya gogo
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>>745040208

what is a tenga

wait is it some kind of sex toy

>>745040252

post your pic on /legbutt/ and trigger the hons please, your bone-structure alone is to die for

early transitioner?
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>>745040312
>what is a tenga
>wait is it some kind of sex toy
it's the best ersatz vagina i have tried
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hi lolol
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>>745040348
>no face

I posted mine, faggot

>>745040337

I have literally never used an ersatz vagina except one made out of a latex glove and other things using teenage ingenuity.

Also my ersatz aunt lives in Arizona now that I think of it..
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>>745039477
Why though?
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>>745040297
idk id be open to it but realistically its too intimidating to try
>>745040312
i used to namefag a lot on /lgbt/
most of them are prettier than me and will probably live happier lives than me so i don't think i'm in any position to trigger
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>>745040672
To fap of course
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>>745040672

not him but because you're cute dumbass I already told you. phone blocking you're face but you look like that nazi catboy in the BDM uniform

>>745040699
>most of them are prettier than me

lel, maybe back in the day hon, have you been there recently

yes i am unironically ironically honposting
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>>745034842
>Back in college
>Get drunk at party
>Start hitting on chick
>We about to leave together
>Someone tries to tell me not to
>Get back to her place
>She immediately whips my dick out
>10/10 bj
>Time to fuck
>Goimg to town on her from behind
>Pass out right after cumming in her
>Wake up next morning hung over
>Go for round two
>Notice the tiny feminine penis
>Oh fuck I'm gay now
>My dicks logic was "you did it once, do it again"
>Fuck again
>Have breakfast
>Both he and I told everyone who asked I panicked when I saw the dick and left
>We kept fucking for the rest of the term
>Without even telling me he transferred colleges
>Have only fucked chicks since
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>>745040780
Wew, i don't really e-whore after my /hm/ incident, sorry my dude

>>745040802
Yeah its just hard to accept compliments, my bad, also sorry about leaving convo just walked to University.
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>>745040451
>I have literally never used an ersatz vagina except one made out of a latex glove and other things using teenage ingenuity.
I will tell you what it feels so much better than homebrew solutions

Probably feels great if someone is kissing you at the same time
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>>745040900
>>Probably feels great if someone is kissing you at the same time

well, that sounds really hot tbh anon

>>745040872
>also sorry about leaving convo just walked to University.

did you sign up for 8 am classes lmao you're supposed to learn not to do that after freshman year
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>>745040699
>idk id be open to it but realistically its too intimidating to try
specify no black guys, kek
ask for a pic. i sent mine. it's a risk but it was worth it. she was cautious, i get it. then you know what you're getting into.
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>>745040966
>well, that sounds really hot tbh anon
that's how friends share masturbatory devices
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>>745040966
I'm a Bong my dude, England 4lyfe

You an amerifag?
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>>745035863
You're cuter than me and I'm 20 if it makes you feel better
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>>745041039
>You an amerifag?

yes, oh, so it's like noon there or some shit lol. always were a lot of cute femboys and traps from bongland for whatever reason

>>745041013

I had no idea

>>745041066

I'm bretty neurotic about my appearance but thnx anon, are you some variety of femme
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>>745034842
>faggot?

TAKE IT TO /LGBT/ FAGGOT
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>>745041230
Probably cause England is one of the most LGBT friendly places there is from what i know, i came out as a faggot at 15 and not even any jokes in my school, was p good tbh, still god bullied for other shit tho kek
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>>745041230
I have medium length hair that I'm leaving to grow out but other than that and being naturally petite, no. I'm a non-white with the thickest hair ever (scalp, body and face) so not like I could even if I tried.
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>>745040972
i dont have any experience with sex so i think id just be bad at it and nobody would want me
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>>745041230

welp, it's 7:30am here so im going to sleep, good luck to everyone I was talking to, AZfag, I will probably not drive out to AZ anytime soon but who knows maybe we will meet in another thread, bongladeshi you cute af just fyi good night all
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>>745040131
Well I started when I was about 11 and I had an IQ administered when I was in high school and I scored 121... Nonetheless, weed doesn't really do anything to the brain after it's fully developed, but it can effect a growing one.
I do feel like I'm a bit more of an idiot than I used to be, but I can't exactly quantify the feeling into numbers, ya know?

You know, I've never watched adventure time...

Hey, as long as it worked and your brain was able to make some sense of it, that's all that mattered.
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Looking to show my dick to traps and fags. Kik: cumshowers44456
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>>745041456
Anon if thats you you're posting you are fine my dude, soft features, hair that matches well with face, nothing is overdone and natural beauty instead of current makeup based shit, from my perspective you're the kinda person that would gloat their looks more than anything.

>>745040780
>>745039477
Eh i'll post 1 e-whore pic, why not
>>
>>745041774
fug resolution is messed up for some reason, sorry for anon that wanted moar thats all i really have and fuck knows what happened to it, my bad :^(
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>>745041817
i dont need high resolution to see dat ass
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>>745041851
Well glad you like it Anon but threads about to 404 from the looks of it
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>>745041456
I'd want you. You look better than all the t workers in my area.
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>>745041774
kik?
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>>745036904
We're all so thankful that you stopped by with your very important opinion, Mr. Nobody.
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>>745037264
Well said, Mr. Nobody. We were all hanging on to see what it was that you were going to say. Now that we know what is right we can all be on the correct path... thank you, guy who doesn't matter.
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>>745041774
Damn, that's a phat ass. Would smack/10
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I love being a trap, but my suicidal ideation has gotten out of control. I feel like I have to die before I'm 30, because I'm afraid to start balding, or I'll lose a tooth or something. The image is very time consuming and difficult to maintain, but I don't think I can EVER just go back to trying to act like a man. I've always been this way, and I just feel like I'm going to lose everything when I stop passing.
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>>745042099
Sadly not, phones been broke for a while and haven't needed it.

>>745042386
<3

btw where's OP gone?
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>>745040082
non-binary genders are not as big of a deal as you're making them out to be

>hey i dont feel comfortable as a guy or girl so just call me they i gu-
>FUCKING SNOWFLAKE
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>>745042540
Have you been fucked doggy style while your hair being pulled back?
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>>745042630
Yeah a couple times, tbh i really like it rough so thats usually what i wanted and begged for kek
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>>745042743
>tfw no boi pussi to dominate while he begs
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>>745036289
>What's so bad about this
You guys have your own board >>>/lgbt/

For fuck sake mods, do something. We're tired of this shit.
>>>/fgt/ should be created
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>>745042858
Unleash that autism

>>745042851
Wew no homo
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>>745042858
sorry we're taking away from the *quality* content of /b/
>>
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>>745042858
>>>>/fgt/
Fucking died.
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>>745042858
did you know there's a board for random content with no set topic

hmm

tip of my tongue

someone remind me
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>>745040252
>Get a job
>Start camming and get "sponsor/s"

or fuck an older, wealthy sugar-daddy
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>>745043033
if only the rest of you would do the same
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>>745042950
/b/ is full of shit because of thread like this
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>>745043274
This is the 1st time an lgbt thread has came up in weeks if not months
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>>745043327
lgbt, traps, celebrity, FB... all of this has taken too much place on /b/
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>>745043430
What do you see as quality /b/ content then? Cause I've been here since 2010 and its been the exact same shit since then kiddo, nothing has changed, the odd OC threads are still as common as ever.
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>>745043430
it takes up some space, but not too much.
/b/ does not currently suffer a problem with quality active threads getting bumped off because of too many of these posts.
like go ahead, you can go make a "good thread" like you've always dreamed, nothing is stopping you and if it's good then it's not gonna get bumped off until the bump limit anyway.
they both coexist pretty normally and most of the things taking up too much space are large amounts of random uninteresting threads that don't even get any replies, but those just get bumped off.
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>>745043109
/pol/
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>>745043493
There are too many of these threads.
/b/ has a lack of creativity and it doesn't even seem to be a community anymore.
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>>745043689
Then go make a creative thread and stop bumping a thread that is 'killing' /b/, if you were smart go make some OC and do something about it instead of bitching.
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>live in Finland
>get fed up dating edgy "gamurgrlls" and "career oriented, independent women"
>fuck it, just wanna play vidya, cuddle and fuck
> /b trap-indoctrination kicks in
>can't find a qt trap fb
>keep searching
>best was pic related
>NOPE

Why /b/, why? What have you done to me? Should I keep searching or just move away?
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>>745043747
You could live in Sydney Australia and live the dream ...
Found this one today,
http://sydney.cracker.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/today-til-12am-eva-elegent-passable-verse-gfe-or-kink/50877853
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>>745044816
Sounds nice, too bad I'll probably die of a heat stroke during the night.
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